Guitar jamin
Original Video: Guitar jamin
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What is up fellow YouTubeers? So I have decided to download a three program from the internet that allows me to record video. Anyways, I have… Homeboy Alex over here, he brought over Collaguity Black Alps, be blasting some zombies. That's most definitely what's up. Right. It's just one of them nights, man. Right. I have a shotgun, now I need shot glass. Shotgun porterpuck-puck-porkin'-hop-puck-part-hop's-off-on-a-kober-l over-kover-k-kober-k. Shot gun, put on the fuck of the fuck of the board around his heads off in one shot and on the Cobra. Yeah. One of the first guns I'll do on round horn is I'll get the over and under, or over and under double barrel shotgun. It sounded like it all side by side, like my beautiful piece right here, but you know, hey. And if I knew it, I'm pitches a bitch fit, like, oh my God, what's that? If you break it open without engaging the hammers, you can see that, oh, I didn't mean to engage the hammers, but that's all right. You keep it empty unless you have to use it. That's just a gun safety 101. Right. or blow one in their fucking leg or something. Exactly. Especially a shotgun shell. Whooo! Yeah, the nice thing about this stoger here is that every time I load two shells in the hammers are automatically engaged in safe. So the safety automatically engages every time I load it. So basically once I fire the first two shots off, I want to keep going. All I got to just break it open and pull them out, load two more, and clip it shut, pop that safety, I don't have to keep recocking it, because when you open the gun to take the shells out, it automatically cocks the hammers. That's why they're called internal hammers. And in Wyoming, it's legal to have an SBS which is a short barrel shotgun this is make a sweet little legal limit SBS but two things one I like the stock link it's easier to control and two it gives me a lot more just to work with yeah buddy and for as small as this apartment is as my homey sitting over me sitting over here buddy and for a small as this apartment is, it's my homey sitting over here and when I go to, you know, pull it up, yeah. For a small as this apartment is, this is really overkill. Some other fuck I tried to break it in my apartment, like, I don't think so scooter? At least you know if they fucking try breaking in and fuck you tried shooting you they wouldn't have no leg by the time they was done. That's the thing about it. If you live in an apartment complex I want to give you some advice. If you have a shotgun for home defense and you live in an apartment complex all you really need is small game load. Oh yeah. It ain't a macho contest. So look at how bad I can be. I don't need fucking buckshot because that shit sprays and you don't need them fucking, uh, fucking, um, they're kind of like hollow points, but yeah, no, you're the slugs. No, slugs and buckshot, they spread and go through walls. You don't need that. for home defense in an apartment, especially if there's a, if you live in an apartment complex with little kids, because I seen one go Exactly, yesterday, so Exactly If you have home defense weapons you want to use smaller ammo for a smaller space Yeah, you don't want people on holes and fucking walls and hurting someone else other than exactly man and that, and that's why Guns Safety 101, even if I lived in a house, I'd be wary about getting buckshot, but the only time I would get buckshot or slugs is if I was going hunting. I really don't, you know what I'm saying? I don't see the need to buy heavier shotgun rounds. All I wanted to do is pepper the insured or not, you know, blow three holes in my wall. Fuck that shit. And how hard is it to go? Okay, well if you are a parent and you have kids to put a fucking lock on your gun and keep it empty? At least the trigger lock tops. For real. Like, if you're not gonna get a fucking city for it to get a trigger lock for it. I remember correctly, they make barrel locks too, but I'm not sure. Yeah, they do. Yeah, they do. I've seen this fucking story on the news, right? This pregnant mom, and she's got her two kids in the fucking car, one of them's a three-year-old daughter, and a one-year-old son with another kid on the way. And the dad apparently left his gun in the car loaded and went into the hardware store or some shit. How distracted was the mom? Because somehow the three-year-old gets a hold of the gun in the glove compartment and accidentally shoots her mother. And of course the dad gets charged with endangering to a child. And I agree with that. Yeah, child endangerment. The father who owns that gun and got in charge with child endangerment, which I get that to a degree, but at the same time, I know they're not going to charge to pregnant mother with it because she just got shot and she's all you know I'm saying thankfully she survived but that's besides the point like how hard is it to go okay um at least take the fucking magazine out take the magazine out empty the chamber you know I'm saying and the nice thing about a double barrel shotgun is they're quite easy to check for safety. You know what I'm saying? Nice little fun guys. Shhh. Be very quiet. We're hunting for petos. Ha ha. If only YouTube. I like pump actions because they're easy to check too. Better than most other shotguns. Other than those ones like you was just talking about you know. Oh yeah you hold the slide release behind the trigger and ch-ch-ch-ch-you know what I'm saying. Right, because a couple times and yeah. Plus once it's empty to fucking the slide on the chamber stays open anyways. Right? So… Exactly. It's important YouTube when you own a gun to know it's like the inside of your hand, front to back, how it works, how it operates. Where everything on there, what it does, and how it works, and where it's at? Just a lot of time I can shave again, I'm getting all scragly, but the- shit, man, you want to see scraggily brummets? that's fucking scraggily. but I use a rechargeable shaver for my face and it works great because I don't have to fucking deal with shaving cream which is a fucking mess and then the razor's cut your face and it's like oh dude dollar shave club okay you're still spending a dollar every month when all you got to spend a little extra money to get a rechargeable and then you don't gotta worry about shipping and handling just okay it dies on you recharge it that's it not knocking the dollar shave club I'm just saying we're buying them cheap ass fucking shitty raisers they're making now yeah exactly it only normally have one blade on but well that you like like like fuck paper I've seen the Gillette hydro 3 in July hydro 4 or so shit like that was got like three to four different regions in it that's why I like Gillette man Gillette works but most other razors that they have normally only have if they do have three blades in them muckers you barely make one little slide and I should cut you whatever the case may be and you don't want fucking cuts all over your skin I can't be looking like a fucking tweak or something yeah no shit fuck that nasty shit I want to get my kicks on get all gacked out I'll fucking drink a monster yeah I'm surprised monster hasn't hit me up for free sponsorship because of how many times I've advertised for them. Now if I got an email from Monster saying Mr. Saunders with your Gothic King Cobra videos, you have given us so much free advertising that's, uh, we'd like to sponsor you. I'd be like, yeah! Nothing like getting sponsored by your favorite energy drink. That would be legit. Fucking right, dude. Fucking get a record deal and have my own personal blend of monster energy out. People would be like, whoa, dude. Hells by hat food stamps, fucking… Right, now all I have left is my food stamp card, it's 25 cents. Well, it's understandable. Oh, I know. Say that for you. I mean, if you want to buy stuff like that, that's cool dude. I'm not going to deny it if you offer it, but, you know, I'm not sure that you see that that food stamps for yourself. But, you know what I'm saying? That's, it's free caffeine. I mean, yeah. Well, plus friends help each other out because he bought me shit, so. Yeah, it's good to have a couple of good homies, man. I really have like five or six or seven or eight close homies than I would, like, 20 acquaintances. Because like, half of these people you meet, you don't even know who the fuck they are. And people screw people over all the fucking time, so it's hard to trust people anymore. Especially when they run on their lips. People run on their fucking lips, talking shit behind people's backs, you know, lips sink ships, people fucking screwing each other over for money, and all kinds of stupid shit. It's like, how do you find the time or the energy anymore to trust people? And you get screwed over all the time. I see most muckers don't understand that loose lips sink ships. Burning bridges with your friends by running in your mouth to bottom and shit and fucking……… just causing to know. Right? Before we go to playing, some colla duty, I figured I'd do a video, try out the new filming software. It's nice to have a nice little video where it doesn't like glitch and freeze up and you know. You know, I'm looking like my video's got a stuttering problem or something like that. I like earlier. when we were making that video with that hooka. Oh yeah I want to try out some of that blueberry hooka tobacco it's quite delicious YouTube. We'll have to do a video of that later on only got the hooka cool off but that's some good smelling hooka tobacco. It's fucking tasting too, man. And blueberries actually tasted like blueberries that you would taste, not only eating something or drinking something that was actually naturally made with blueberries. Right. And I guarantee you didn't need a cigarette for a while after having that bullhooka. No. I didn't need a cigarette until I woke up because when I got back to shorties I laid down because I got back there at 515 and woke up at 715 so there you go. I have the spellcaster out right now which is my offender star caster. Is she? Run it all. That's why I loaded it. Hold chill I don't back in my neck one my body So if you're on a cigarette's part of tobacco definitely comes in handy I don't know if the video to pick up on it that way it's not like… That was horrible. There we go. Now when I say custom made Starcaster I literally went all out on the Starcaster I repainted the silver two different shades of green with a little bit of black on both the front and the back and I put the word spellcaster on the back of the neck with a pentagram right there at the end of it. I engrave that shit. Somehow I managed to make the S on spellcaster look like a grim reaper scythe. Don't know how the fuck I pulled that off, but, you know, I said this cheap starcaster and I also added a tremillo bar to it. This is the whanny bar for it. It's got a bunch of skulls on it. It's pretty fucking sweet. This easily just ups the value of the guitar. Oh, you're passing that back? Yeah, sweet, thank you. Damn. I have a finger, a star caster, and a BC-rich warlock. That's how we do it. This one out of commission for right now? Nope. It still works. Which is missing a string. Well, you'll be a five string base instead of a four string. You can make your four string base, though. Just take one more string out for it right now. Yeah, I know. I know that sounds easy probably, but you know. Well, one kickoff or string, it doesn't quite sound as whole. I noticed that, uh,………… I'm I'm Oh, whoi. That's an important black Cavendish. Oh yeah it is. That's a nice nicotine bite. the I'm I'm trying to get that pink Floyd. I try it again from the top. Trying to get that pink Floyd having a hella-wreath, let's try it again from the top. Show us. Oh, we got the dark and dark. Oh, we got the dark and mysterious five seconds. I'm There we go. Nail that shit. Maybe I shouldn't try to play it behind my head. Maybe I shouldn't. Maybe I shouldn't. Maybe I shouldn't. Maybe I can't. Maybe I can. Maybe I shouldn't try to play it behind my head but points for trying. Right. Oh shit. A lot of it's to drive.. I think that's it. I'm not really one of our members of the world. I'm I'm Oh, by the rain, right, coming down upon the side. Don't the booming line of the firing camera. I'm Now those legs are on fire I tell you what YouTube's no guarantee on how quickly it'll take me to upload this video in my desktop easy on the guitar there no damage all right we're good no gently there we go no telling how long it'll take to upload this video to my desktop but I have now officially recorded a wicked guitar video. Especially with that whammy bar. Right. For your sick entertainment. So thank you for watching. And look at your cool covers later.