Original Video: Happy Fathers Day

Good fine evening, you two! First of all, I want to say happy Father's Day to my dad and to your dad, happy Father's Day. Anyways, a couple things. Adam West passed away. H- Fucking hiccups. Y'all took to excuse me YouTube. I got the bad case of the hiccups and I wish they go away, but It's whatever Adam West passed away after a short battle with Leukemia. He played Batman. He played Mayor Adam West and Family Guy. He also played Catman in the Fairly Odd Parents TV series. I was feeling just a little bit hungry so I can cheese breakfast cresante sandwiches. I was feeling I was feeling just a little bit hungry so I microwave two of them. Now if I microwave two of these on a tiny plate like this, my microwave's pretty powerful. It only takes like two minutes and 26 seconds to cook two of these. So, yeah. Best fucking breakfast sandwich in the world right here. Mm. Jimmie Dean sausage, egg and cheese, crescant sandwiches. Sandwiches, oh. And the best part is, Mmm. The best part is, you can enjoy these sandwiches any time of the day you want. Any time of the day you want. It doesn't have to be breakfast for you to enjoy. Sausic Egg and Cheese Goodness from the Jimmie-Din Cresante Sandwich. you want. It doesn't have to be breakfast for you to enjoy sausage, egg, and cheese goodness from the Jimmy Gene Cresante sandwich family. Boom. Hold off on the other one for a second. Now, what it truly means to be a parent, sacrificing, you make sacrifices for your kids. Now my dad, my dad had a 66 emreglow metallic pony parchment interior mustang coop that he restored and drove when he was in high school. It was my dad's first car and well my dad hit a deer, my dad hit a deer here here in town a couple months before I was born and, my dad ended up selling, my dad ended up selling his 66 Mustang with the total front end because he couldn't afford to keep it and fix it because, well, um, uh, let's just say that, uh, uh, uh, let's just say that my hospital bill from being born, because apparently doctors do not deliver babies for free. So one of the first sacrifices, biggest sacrifices my dad made for his first and only son. He sold his Mustang to a shop here in town. And I was kind of hoping to win the lottery. Excuse me. I was hoping to win the lottery. Excuse me. I was hoping to win the lottery before Father's Day today. And the only reason, you know, not just so I could have my dream house and all that jazz, but if I won the lottery before Father's Day, if I would have won the lottery before Father's Day, I would have given my dad enough money to buy his Mustang back. If I would have won the lottery before Father's Day, I would have given my dad enough money to buy his Mustang back if he would have found it. You know, which I thought would be kind of cool, but… Oh well… Anyways, I want to talk to you about a couple other… One other thing. Hmm…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………. The buttery goodness from that cursante. Mmm. Sausage, the melted cheese, the egg. Mmm. I ain't quite bumping my fucking charger cord. Every time my phone's plugged in my charge– my phone– into my charger right now. And if I bump my foot on that cord, the phone goes sliding. Mmm. You'll finish this sandwich real quick. Mm. H-H-I-I-I-I-I-and- cheese sandwiches at night. That's a long-ass-fucking hashtag-and-chee sandwiches at night. That's a long-ass fucking hashtag. I mean I wasn't too terribly hungry but yeah I was feeling pecish and I'm like you know what? Fuck it. Make myself something to eat. Mm. YouTube? I got a breakfast burger coming up. Yep. I have a new burger recipe coming up on YouTube soon. I'll put this plate up and um, um, hmm, put this plate, uh, put this plate in peace to Adam West. Well you know what I could use after that delicious those delicious two sandwiches Oh look at that some pipe tobacco yeah Another thing I want to talk about, oh I am fucking full now, oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh. Give me a second here. That feeling you get when you just got done eating and you're like super full. Yeah. Anyways. The thing I want to talk about, there was a girl who was standing trial for manslaughter. Now this girl in question basically encouraged her boyfriend to commit suicide. And at first she would talk him out of it you know but then she gave up talking him out of it and not only did she encourage excuse me not only did she encourage her boyfriend to commit suicide but she would also look up methods on how to do it tell him about those methods and he she made him Promise her that he would do it and to be honest with you The dude was already the dude in question was already suicidal to begin with that's kind of fucked up man. I'm just saying When you're a boyfriend girlfriend type you know what I'm saying? Boyfriends are supposed, okay? Boyfriends are supposed to treat their girlfriends like queens, and their girlfriends are supposed to treat their boyfriends like kings, you know? But part of me is torn on this issue because The manslaughter charge well technically she didn't lay one single finger on him You know, so encouraging somebody to commit suicide. That's that's a that's a great area, you know But um On the other hand on the other hand You know the chick herself had mental issues and That doesn't justify her actions, but I might not be able to fix my shotgun with this paycheck. I might not be able to fix my shotgun with this paycheck. I might wait till my next paycheck. Oh, I think my Aspergers was talking shit again, excuse me. It's a mixture of black cherry, blackberry brandy, black cherry, black cherry, and creamy vanilla. It's this custom blend that I get. I get three different tobaccos from the Ashtagr store and I mix them into one bag to create a whole new blend and it's delicious. It smells good. It's decent on the nicotine and it's delicious. It smells good, it's decent, it's decent on the nicotine and it smells good. I'm very picky when it comes to my pipe tobacco people. I want my pipe tobacco to smell good, taste good, and above all the nicotine, man, the nicotine has to be at least somewhat satisfying. Yeah. I will say this though. One the fans on and the windows wide open so all that tobacco smoke is just boop out the window I like cigarettes. I like tobacco But I find as I'm getting older I find as I'm getting older, I'm starting to like the taste of pipe tobacco a lot more. Which is weird as that sounds. Don't get me wrong, I'll still smoke cigarettes, but… I can make a pack of cigarettes last me like two to three days minimum. And, uh, which, yeah, I'm not a heavy smoker by… The phone could stay in place, that would be nice, there we go. Which I'm on a heavy smoker by any means, but, you know. And with pipe tobacco you get so many awesome flavors. You know, there's a bunch of awesome pipe tobacco flavors to try. You know. And usually when you're smoking a pipe in public, you know, you might get the occasional, Oh, that pipe smells really good! What are you smoking there? You know. that pipe smells really good what are you smoking there you know back one time i just got done watching the circle with Emma Watson with my family and i stepped out to the front of the movie theater and um let my pipe and this older gentleman walked by and he goes well i haven't smelled a pipe in years that that smells really good. I'm like well thank you, you know, and that's usually the attitude you get with random people walking by, you know, you're smoking a pipe and it smells really good, you know, yeah. I haven't heard too many non-smokers complain about pipe tobacco especially if it's a sweet smelling pipe tobacco. But I will say this smoking cigarettes is a lot easier than smoking a pipe. There's so much that goes into smoking a pipe. You gotta pack your bowl just right. If you pack your bowl too tight you gotta take your poker and loosen it up. Give your bowl a stir when the tobacco ashes. You know, give it a stir when the tobacco, you know what I'm saying, that sort of thing. But yeah. I'm sure it was a bad thing. I know, don't get me wrong, you too. But yeah. Don't get me wrong YouTube. I've had my suicidal depression. You know, I've had my suicidal depression. And a lot of the depression stems from being lonely and craving some female companionship. And being bullied and harassed on social media. You know, but finding the strength to continue to make videos despite being bullied and harassed on YouTube, That kind of strength comes from within. You know, I can't, you know, if I had a hundred dollars, YouTube, if I had a hundred fucking dollars, for every time I got told on YouTube, you suck a guitar, you suck at singing, you're a fagget. You're a tranny. You're retarded. Your video suck. Okay, I'm straight for one thing. I have high functioning retardation. So technically, yes, I'm a retard, but not that retarded. retired but not that retarded. I'm goth I don't know what the fuck this tranny bullshit is about you know they see a heterosexual male who's not afraid to be their goth self and for some odd reason it makes people jealous you know and seriously if I had a hundred dollars for every time I got called those things on YouTube, I'd be a rich motherfucker right now. But being bullied by random people you don't even know is just a part of being famous. Case in point, the actor who played Anakin Skywalker in the first, like, and fan of Menace, with Darth Mall and shit. That little kid who played Anakin Skywalker in the fan of Menace, he talked about kids bullied him and shit in school for being in a Star Wars movie. They would make light saber noises. They would make light saber noises around him and shit. And it's like if I was in his shoes, if I was in his shoes at the time, and someone was bullying me, I'd be like, y'all just jealous I was in a Star Wars movie and you weren't that's what I tell him and the fact that the little kid blames the fact that the actor blames George Lucas for his bullying is stupid I mean I understand nobody likes getting bullied but that's not George Lucas's fault man that's those assholes that bully Jews fault. They're jealous you got to be in a fucking Hollywood movie and you didn't, you know. That's all I was. the murder trial as is being called. I, you know, I forget the name of the chick who did that to her boyfriend but it's kind of irrelevant because chicks, okay, chicks who convince their boyfriends to commit suicide until they actually do it. at first, like I said, at first she would talk him out of it, but then she stopped talking him out of it and then started to encourage him, not only that, but she would also research methods and tell him about those methods and then on top of that she made him promise her that he would do it. And he finally does it and she's standing trial for it for manslaughter. Now chicks who make their boyfriends commit suicide. There's a special kind of word for chicks like that. and it's called, pardon my French, but it's called being a royal cunt. Okay? Straight up. When you're the kind of girl that encourages her boyfriend to commit suicide, until he actually fucking does it, you madam, or you madam, are what they like to call a royal fucking count seriously that that is a royal count move to do you know you know and in the story that they're talking about yes the chick does have some mental issues but i don't know how much that'll play a role in the factor of it. But what I do know, YouTube, is that that's not okay. Girlfriends are supposed to treat their boyfriends like kings, and boyfriends are supposed to treat their girlfriends like queens. You know, when you have a boyfriend or a girlfriend it is a it is a mutual respect and a mutual team effort. And let me tell you something YouTube, the best part about having a girlfriend is doing it the best part about having a girlfriend is doing it. The best part about having a girlfriend is being there for her. You know, doing everything in your power to make her smile, to make her laugh, to brighten her day up, to make all her sadness and her worries go away. You know, the best part about having a girlfriend is making her feel like she's prettier than any of the girls out there that no other girl can compare to her. You know, making her feel like she's that special. That to me is the best part about having a girlfriend, you know. Which boggles my mind, YouTube. I'm a sexy, attractive, gothic, bad boy musician, with big muscles, a big penis. I'm a YouTube celebrity. I play guitar quite well, I sing amazingly, I cook, I make videos that people seem to like, you know. So why the fuck is it so hard for me to get a god damn girlfriend? Like seriously, I'm not trying to bitch, I'm not trying to throw a pity party, I'm just saying like, what the fuck? You know? But I'm not going to sit here and bore you, I'm not going to sit here and bore you to death with that. But what I am going to say is I've seen some butt-ass ugly dudes in this fucking town. Like straight up Scrawny, no muscles, just geeky looking, nerdy, scrawny looking motherfuckers. And they have, and literally I've seen some scrawny ass nerdy motherfuckers with some banging girlfriends dude. And I think two things one man some of these girls would look a lot better around my arm I'm just saying and two I'm sitting like going okay how the fuck is that even relatively possible you got somebody like me who's a way better qualified candidate for someone like her. And then she's with him. What the fuck? What the fuck does he have and I don't have? Especially when I'm more than likely better looking than that dude is. And not only am I better looking than that dude is, but my muscles are bigger. My dick's probably bigger. And you know, what I'm saying? Like, it boggles my mind, YouTube. There we go. It boggles my fucking mind. Like you got somebody who's got bulging biceps, a huge dick, plays guitar, sings, bad boy gothic, brooding, musician, cooks, has his own YouTube channel, YouTube celebrity, cult following around the world. I have all these things going for me right now. And yet I can't seem to get a fucking girlfriend to save my god damn life. And these last couple of months, I really don't try anymore. I'm more focused on doing things for me and, you know, trying to better my life to a degree. But that does not mean that it doesn't get lonely because trust and believe it gets lonely. If I'm bound to find a girl, it'll happen. If I'm bound, if I am bound to find a girlfriend, it'll happen. You know? And maybe when I least expect it. And that's the fun of life. That is truly the fun of life. It's ironic, it's sick and twisted, it's chaotic, and it's unpredictable. That's life in a fucking nutshell man, straight the fuck up. I don't know, YouTube. I might have to wait until my next paycheck to get my shotgun fixed because I've got a a couple things to buy yet. Damn, my Asperger's was talking shit again, excuse me. Well anyways this is King Cobra JFS with another video. Thank you for watching and happy Father's Day and I'll catch you all later.