I'm Back from my two week ban
Original Video: I'm Back from my two week ban
Transcript
Hey YouTube, guess who's back? Ah! This is Gothic King come up to chew in that video. Look how long my hair has gotten in my two-week ban. It's getting along and I'm loving it. Now I was gone up for two weeks because of flashing my penis, so I'll be no more of that on my YouTube channel, because I want to lose my YouTube channel. So I moved to my residential trolls in my channel video because I showed my penis and one because two it was cold in my room so it was like this fucking small one them or it's not calling like this so I have a beach chick yeah and you know I'm always losing my channel again so yeah anyway my two weeks I was gone from YouTube I couldn't respond to the comments, so I had an inbox, like 50-some inbox comments, holy shit, so I'm working my ass up to finish them up and respond to my anything. And you know, I get a ton of negative comments in my inbox, I'm just like, fuck you you guys, you know, I just ignore them because I'm more mature than they out, just doop down on their level and be a little bit of your level down their level and be a little bitch about it. Well I was gone from YouTube though, I don't know if I should just, honestly, yo, but recognize this pipe. So my tobacco pipe, I smoked my pipe video, but I redid it dark green. How sick is that with my dark green nail polish. Also, I get any right here or on the instead of the the bowl right there so it's just dark green I mean I think it looks pretty sick. I love it. It's cool also cigars, blinders gold, delicious, I got two these left. I also had this big ass cigar that came in the case like this very fancy. I'll start of cause these cigars right here. Okay these do not taste like shape and now it tastes like sausage, but the last resort. Also kind of mental, I really like, these right here, Sweet Dreams, Mint, oh my god, these are the best fucking mentals I've had in a long time. These are right up on top with my Bintanheadage Premium Mental 100s, and these are delicious. And the case is just cool look-looking. It's like this is what they look like. Oh they're good. They're a nice minty taste in here. Oh should I got two left? So they leave a nice minty taste in the left and they're strong as shit. Now supposedly closed cigarettes are illegal. Well I found a shop selling them. Okay. Now it says here 12 filtered clothes cigars, but let's not bullshit us those people. These are clothes cigarettes. And just look like this, it tastes like licorice. And they're really good actually, they're really strong too. So yeah, I know two places here in Caspara, so these clothes. So, you know. And so as I do, I, fuck around on my Facebook on while on my two-week ban, making videos just half my addiction to YouTube, and while on Facebook I had a girlfriend. And I bought shit my pants, myself, and I saw a fucking hot she was. I'm like, oh my god, my, my, my, my first girlfriend's just that hot. It turns out she did not tell me she was 14 and just a humongous mess and bullshit story. So I broke up with her, you know. So I had a girlfriend for a good couple of days and we talked and saw her a little bit and Facebook and whatnot, but then I got a call from Dr. Field this morning, I think it was, I'm like fuck this shit dude I'm not putting up with her shit so I broke up with her because I am not going to deal with that shit I'm not going to be one of those sick purpose of dates a 14 year old I'm not like that so I was hitting up to you was hitting me up to just as hot saying you know I want you so bad on this other shit I like oh sweet so I'm I'm being of a Facebook player anyway my tools of trolls in my channel, okay, you're jealous. I get it. All right, and all these picture little comments, okay? I hate Justin Beaver. I think his music sucked and think it's the way to a space. I wish I had his famous money. I'm jealous. Nobbrous gang have a girlfriend's going to go man. She said to you Sanchez. I look at him props for making a big on shooting music like that. So yeah. And people on Facebook are asking me for links to my music. So what I'm going to do is I want to post all three of my CD links in the description box below if you want to check them out. And people are like, put down the guitar, you suck. I did not know she was 14. I'm done. I was going to talk about Taco Bell. So I'm working again. I got orientation Friday and I started today and tomorrow I'll go back at 11. So I got a talk about, we looked at her about that. Yeah, I did not know she was 14. She's, you know, and I felt like kind of like a dick for being let on like that. You know, I'm thinking, hey, my first girlfriend, she's fucking hot. Swig and then I found out she's 14, I'm like, oh, fuck this, I'm done, you know, that's just trouble I don't want to deal with, you know. And when I broke up with it, I wasn't mean about it or anything. I just said, hey, when I broke up with it, I wasn't mean about it or anything I just said about it or anything I just said about I could have been a dick about it, but I'm going to take the high row. I want to take the high row just to be nice about it, you know. So, if you're going to online dates on Facebook or anything, it's important to make sure you know her age before you continue anything else, just so you don't risk a jail time or anything like that can happen. that would not be good. Well, it's a lot. And the check I was sending messages today, wanting to hook up with me, it was my girlfriend just decided to hit me up. I said, yeah, she's actually of age and she's just a thought, and she's just a thought so, yeah. So, yeah. You know, and people like show your penis again on YouTube, I'm not going to do that, I don't know what I'd leave you all trying to do that. I don't know what is this, you like my Gothic penis or whatever, I don't know, I'm just, I don't want to do that because I don't want to risk losing my YouTube account because my penis. I believe the ultra, I've deleted all the trolls, Mr. Ult shows my video. So I got a lot to do after YouTube's, I've chose my video, I've to change the audio just more fitting to the CD. And the Darkness is coming along nicely I should say. It's a very cool CD. It's my fourth and final seats. I'll make it big. And I'm liking it. It's really cool. But samples of course. I am not the best person. to take the audio my guitar and sing and I make it because I'm not the beat in this song is just so awesome I hate to waste it because you know some stupid show on Facebook so I'm just gonna beat so I'm gonna take the audio of my guitar playing my voice out of that song and then post it as a different put out as a different song so because you know and um shadows is a really good sign I love the opening to this check this out. I want a germanic laugh for this next part in this next part in this song particularly. I couldn't find one but from an anime show on YouTube this stabbing was going on and just and this other chick was laughing evolee and shit, and it sounds sadistic and it works perfectly for the song, just that's what you'll hear in a minute here. And here comes the guitar. It's a guitar. It's a… And here comes the guitar. It's actually my fastest song. I went as fast as I could on garage man as tempo and sounds really cool It's a good headbanging song So yeah I got remake that song war Martin to something different because of the Facebook drama you know So I'm lucky and post that shit, you know and I feel like a tool for thinking you know this is for real and my friends are giving me shit and I'm do you show up you know I'm standing off her and it turns out she's 14 mislead me and shit fuck that dude for real it's a horse shit so yeah oh yeah one of my new shirts is still there and represent so that's basically what's happened in my two weeks while I would have been away on YouTube and I still play guitar you know and I still play guitar you you know? Okay, what the fuck you say to me? You know, I kind of give me to quit playing guitar, you know? These trolls are like, you suck, you know, you bet, you know? You know, I might even want to bother with trolls anymore. I'm just going to say this. Gealous much? You know, I laugh at trolls because they have you have you They just bitch and complain about shit they can't do in their life because they're jealous. You know, they're trying to cause controversy. Well, if I want to cause controversy, if you don't own God damn channel, I'm not going to trouble having some fake-ass account be a pussy about it. anything dangerous no additional blah blah blah blah blah no blood and going a lot of no cussing no nudity and no coporative songs only one thing they really enforce is no nudity and coporative songs everything else just goes no one cares dude you know so you know I realize that wasn't very smart me to do I'm not gonna do it again so I'm sorry for all people want to see my dick I was just kind of scary like you want to see my dick that bad oh that's just creepy you know really though I'm glad to be back on YouTube I understood sincerely and yeah so yeah I got a job of Taco Bell I'm gonna say let me get my own place get a hearse hopefully in 1970 Canada I cooped a Superior Land with and loaded and loaded a look at a superior land to it and load a horse oh look at 59 of that year and that make and whatnot but they're a lot harder to find and then I didn't say many is just cool so and what this hear is I'm gonna get cold fusion on the engine which basically means the engine is going to the engine's going to the unit's basically means the unit's going to run really cold. The cold fusion technology on your car, it's a new revolutionary thing, and the engine runs colder than it's supposed to, therefore not burning up as much gas. So with the hearse, I'm able to conserve gas, right? I don't get like these I have these ideas for cheap bumper stickers I want to get the back of my hair so I'll just be phoning. I won't say honk if you get horny in a hearse. Like what? And then when I get a girlfriend I eventually have sex in the back of my hearse. I'm going to get a boyfriend and I actually have sex in the back of my hearse. I'm going to get a funeral service car. Now I'm in my girlfriend's foot on the back of this. That's why it's funny. Yeah, it's my sister's a humor. But… Yeah, a pole behind a cemetery listening to cradle of a little. You know, I'm joking, that's awful. Actually, that'd be kind of hot, you know, if I… got a hot goth girlfriend who just… fucked like jack-like habits in the back of my house listening to Creole Orfield. That's awful. Anyway, I'm back on YouTube and I'm better than I'm I'm……… And those are positive. And I think each of everyone you're describing to my channel, I know my subscription has increased a lot over these two weeks and the friend imitations and shit. And I like to thank each one, each friend of me on YouTube and shit, much appreciated, welcome to the club. to you to go to jail just for dating her on Facebook and whatnot. So if you want to go online dating, it works, it's grand. If you want to pay money, you want to go on Facebook or whatever. But make sure she's of age before you do all this shit with her because you could go to jail and that would be good. So yeah. And I'm making money off my music and shit, so yeah, they just amuse the fuck enemy. It's like, oh, we fucking hate that Gothic King Cobra F2. He's a freak. Yes, I am a freaking. I'll give a shit what you think. Slook my dick. Straight up, slook it. You know? Wow. I'm making money off my music and shit so yeah it's pretty cool so if you don't want to go to my channel look for my links all finally links myself and post the links to the links to all three Mercedes I have on iTunes in the description box below but like I want to hear you something you assemble your music well I have it on iTunes you love to click on the song listen to a sample a bit before you download download it's the same thing I guess but you know. So it's the same thing I guess but… You know, how about some sweet baking? I mean I used to use the fucking image when I make it biggest music and shit I just say fuck all the trolls on my YouTube channel I made it bitches you know you know But, it's all serious, it's not, I'm not used to having chicks hit foot with me, especially on Facebook, you know, she's like, what the fuck? It's kind of an interesting thing even for me. But, anyway, this is Gothic King Go It 2, and I thank each everyone who's following me, and may I respect for my fans and shit, thank you so much, much appreciated. And I'll see you in the next video, which I plan on doing sing-alongs and shit. So I'm back, bitches. Suck it if you don't like it. Thank you for watching. Have a pleasant evening. Yeah!