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Back from the Ozzy live show

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What is up fellow YouTubeers? It's your sexy goth bad boy King Cobra JFS Gothi Kingco we're back at you with another video. So I just got back from the Aussie concert and that concert was fucking lit. Aussie and Zach Wade and all them and that concert was killer thank you for coming to Colorado and jamming out you know know, you know, you celebrate a concert, you jump to the music, you scream and shout, and you sing along to every song until your voice is too hoarse to carry on, and you jump to the music until your calves are too sore to walk. That's how you fucking do it. So I go to Colorado and I buy a couple of joints, one for before the concert, one for after, and right after GPS I got us lost we finally get there and right next to the Pepsi dome was his giant white building with a huge white clock tower. That was pretty sweet. I get into the concert and we would have gotten there sooner if GPS hadn't screwed us over but even though we missed the first half of the concert which was Stone Sour, Silverlining, we didn't miss Ozzy. Don't get me wrong I like Stone Sour, they're pretty cool. But I was mainly going to see Ozzy, you dig and Zach Wade up on stage with his black and green kilts. Rockin' that guitar like a snowbodies business. I'm like, you know, Zach Wade is no Randy Rhodes, Rodez, however you pronounce it. But he's damn good a guitar. Like I'm sitting there going, dude. As a fellow guitarist, I'm like, dude, I gotta step my game up. God damn. Like, I get, okay, so I smoke a joint before the concert. They got me going pretty good. Get into the concert. go up and I see the bar is selling Jack Daniels and I'm like, I go on there and I buy a double shot of Jack and Coke damn their 20 bucks totally worth it and we made it just in time for Ozzy's second half of the show I'm sitting there jam and on stage I can't find my fucking seat because it's dark and it's loud, you know. And this usher, she comes up to me with this attitude like, sir, you know, like, you know, I'm saying, you need to quit spilling your drink. And I'm like, what? She goes, you're spilling your drink on the floor. You're getting ice cubes all over the place. And I'm just like looking down like… And I very poor… I wanted to start… I wanted to get snappy right back. You know how I get with people who get in my face and she wasn't really in my face. She was just rude. And… My general response to rude people is to be rude right back to them. And if they don't like it, well then why are they being rude to me? But I'm like, no dude, I don't know why I get kicked out of the concert, so I very politely and very calmly explain to her, I can't find my seat, okay? I'm trying to find it. And she sat there, she stood there like, I've already listened to two songs, you need to get out of the aisle the aisle. and I'm just like, I'm just like, pull up my ticket. I'm like, hey look, I can't find my seat, right? So I finally find my seat. Cool. And then the rest of the concert. Now people are going to ask, did you get late at the concert? No. Don't care. I got to see Ozzy Life. totally worth it. Second thing. well did you bring the wand you made for Ozzy to the concert? No, and it's probably a good thing I didn't, because I brought my wand to the concert and I barely got through security with it. They're like, what the hell is that? I'm like, it's a wand? Oh, well, what are you, what's it for? He's magic and I'm like, yeah, I'm spiritual and I'm also autistic and I left it at that. And after I said autistic, you're like, oh, you're good, you're just keeping your pocket. Okay, fine by me. Now right when Ozzy started playing Mama I'm coming home keep in mind Aussie wrote that song for his wife Sharon so I shouted we love you Sharon as well just for respect for Ozzy and what have you you know I'm saying as long as I possibly could I was basically jumping to the music shouting and singing along to the music until my calves were too sore to walk and tell my voice was so freaking hoarse I could barely talk. That's how you do it. I'm like, you know what? The GPS took us for a run about. I got to smoke a little wee before the concert and after the concert in fucking A. I kept one of the containers that I purchased my legal walk. concert and after the concert and fucking A. I kept one of the containers that I purchased my legal weed in. I went to a just now I've always like whenever I go down to Colorado with friends to smoke I've never gone in the dispensary because to me I'm like, you know, if I want to go into a dispensary for the first time, I want it to be when I'm legally purchasing. Fair enough, right? So usually when my friends go to Colorado and they take me with, they'll go in and do their thing and then we'll go to a friend's house of theirs in Colorado to smoke and just, you know. But I'm like, no, dude, it's the Ozzy concert. Let's go inside. Let's take a look around, see what they got. And there's my, there's a container that I had a legally purchased joint in. It's empty of course, because you know. Marijuana is illegal in Wyoming, which is stupid, because Wyoming is run by Republicans who love money. And then you got the oil fields, okay? Oil doesn't last very long. You get these big oil spills and all these oil booms, whatever you want to call them. And then oil booms last for a little bit. Then what happens, the oil dries out out and then the economy starts sucking again so you think Wyoming would be a bit more open minded with legalization but keep in mind marijuana was legal and Wyoming until about 1980 Wyoming was one of the last states to raise drinking age to 21 and to go quote-unquote zero tolerance. Off topic, but anyways, yeah, like I said man, there's, I barely got away with bringing my wand to the concert. If I would have brought Ozzy's wand to they would have been like, what the hell is that? I thought I'd been like, it's a gift for Ozzy, I'm one of his biggest fans, and I made it for him. And I'm autistic, they would, they probably would have let it slide, but at the same time I would have gotten a lot of questionable looks. And I don't want to get damaged or broken out of the concert, you know what I'm saying is this thing's pretty fucking sweet Yeah, dude. I mean that thing compared to this one right here, that looks like a freaking steak man, like you impale somebody with, you know. So that they could have, would have been more reasonable to consider as a weapon, you know, what have you. But now I was smart about it. I drank like three monsters before going to the concert. Smoked a joint before the concert and then smoked one after the concert. So by the time I got to the concert I was a little bit stoned and hyped up on caffeine and then I went and bought a double shot of Jack Daniels and Coke, which ended up costing almost 20 bucks. I'm like, Jesus, fucking Christ, dude. If people bought, went to the concert and really bought two double shots of Jack and Coke. They literally made enough money to buy another bottle of Jack so I know how that works. I didn't care. I'm like, okay the shirt's a little little little pricey but that's alright I don't care. Drinks are a little bit overpriced. Don't care. GPS was trying to fuck with me and the concert buddy I was going with. Don't care. Still I had an awesome time. You know? This is going to be a concert I'm never going to forget. Zach Wade was killing it on the guitar, yo, up there on stage with his black and green kilt. Playing the guitar with his teeth and behind his head and stuff. It was pretty cool. Hell yeah. Well I went and I stepped outside of the concert, right after I got done with the concert and I walked into the car. And before getting in the car I'm like, well I'll finish this real quick. Sparked that joint, before I raised the joint into the air and I'm like, well, I'll finish this real quick. Sparked that joint, before I sparked it, I raised the joint into the air and I said this one's for Aussie, put the joint in my mouth, fucking lit that son of a bitch. Oh yeah, just walking out of the concert with a lit joint in my hand like it's no one's business. No one stopped me, no one said shit. It was beautiful. It was almost too surreal, dude. When you're walking in a state where it's legal and you could just walk down the street as long as you're not near a dispensary, you can just, or near a school, you know, you can just walk down the street. No one's gonna say shit. I was sitting there going, dude, this is fucking awesome. Why can't Wyoming be like this? I mean that's just a thing of it, dude. Like you could be telling people, Oh yeah, I'm going for a snowboarding trip in Colorado. Code for a yeah. Snowboarding my ass. I mean this is money that could be in your state's back pocket, but instead of it being in your state's back pocket, it's going to Colorado. So the reason why Colorado's been making so much money off of weed is because it's one of the few legal states for recreational use. That's why. I guarantee you Colorado would make a little bit less money if the whole gone down country were illegal but they'd still make enough money to do their thing, you know? Now but check this out. Once we finally got to the concert we're coming around circled chopper circle, you know what I'm saying? And uh, as we were coming around the bend, I see this white building with this huge ass gorgeous clock tower, and I'm like, oh, you know, I'm already kind of stoned. I'm like, dude. That's a cool looking clock tower. You know what I'm saying? I mean, come on, you're in the state where it's legal and you're going to a rock concert and you're old enough to partake. Why? The… not? You know what I'm saying? It's like, yeah, I did. I didn't smoke it in the driver's car or with the door open. You know what I'm saying? Because that's just, I gotta think. Got to think. And also made sure I had to change a close for the morning that way, you know what I'm saying? So I saw who were to stop yeah. I'm going to stop. I tried to change a close for the morning. That way, you know what I'm saying? So if someone were to stop you and be like, Sir, you smell like marijuana, why is that? Because I was just starting on Ozzy Osbourne concert in Denver, Colorado. It was epic, epic, officer. Yeah, no. They'd be smart about that shit. Got to be smart about that shh. officer I started singing Mama I'm coming home that's the song he wrote for Sharon. I shouted, we love you Sharon! As long as I could, for respect for Ozian, you know, yeah, dude. People would be like, so did you bring your wand you made for Ozi to the concert? The only reason I didn't is because as I figured, I barely got through concert security with this thing. They were looking at me like, like, The only reason I didn't is because as I figured I barely got through concert security with this thing. They were looking at me like the fuck is that and they said the sign says empty all metal out of your pockets. So they don't specify that they just mean like keys and shit like that. So I'm emptying out my pipe tool. keys and shit like that. So I'm emptying out my pipe tool, my coins, and my wand. I left my keys in my bag in the car because there's no way in hell. I was going to lose these at a concert. No. I didn't bring in my taser and my knife for protection. I left that in the car when I was at the concert as well and when I went into the dispensary to purchase some legal shit for the concert, yeah. But it didn't end up needing it but better to be safe and sorry and needed it, and not have it, and not, and have it, then have, the need it, not have it, yeah. So after consuming like three monsters and a couple joints before the, or like at least one joint before the concert and then freaking, yeah, dude. I was already caffeinated up and feeling pretty good off that weed, I get into the concert. Ordered me at Jack Daniel's double shot with Coke, one drink was all I needed because, holy shit, dander, 20 bucks of glass, I'd be like, yo! But I know how that goes with bars at concerts and bars in general, they generally charge a little bit more than they should for the drinks, that way they make money and have enough to restock. I get that and you want to talk about a packed concert holy shite one other thing too is Ozzy's not going to stop Turing I heard him say at the concert that's a crock of shit man I got one more world to. And then after that I'm just doing the United States and that's it. Like hell yeah. How many people do you know? YouTube. How many people do you know? In their 70s. They're still touring and doing work. There's a lot of people who are older and still working, yes. But how many of them do you know or rocking out like that, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know,,, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know,,, you know, and still working yes but how many them do you know? a rockin' out like that, you know what I'm saying? And me being a huge Ozzy fan, dude I was getting into it. GPS took us for a run around, we ended up missing half the concert but we didn't miss Ozzy so a silver lining, right? Yeah. It's kind of hard to just go crazy with it when you got people squished up against you in a huge stadium but so you're getting into it and try not to bump into people or touch them or anything you know it's just like, yeah, I did. I did have a couple people recognize me down there when I was in Colorado. They didn't like approach me, but like, as soon as I started writing the escalator to get to the top, to walk to the nearest bar, order a drink, and then go into the concert. I heard someone shout, Gothic King Cobra, and now it's a party! I'm like, yeah, dude! So even if they didn't approach me, considering how large the crowd was, I'm actually even surprised that a couple people even recognized me. Heard someone say Gothic at King the King Cobra Legends never die, and I'm like, God damn right. Dude, Zach Wade was killing it on the guitar. You don't even know, up there on the station in the black and green kilts, playing the guitar with his teeth, playing it behind his head, just like Jimmy Hendricks. Man, I was like, damn! I don't care who you are, dude. You see Zach Wade play guitar life. If you're a guitar player, it just puts your shit to shame, dude. On the for real though, like if you're a guitar player, I don't get the fuck how good you are, dude. Zach Wade is one of the legends on guitar. You know what I'm saying? Zach Wade, Zach Wild, however you say it. Yeah, dude, it was cool. I mean, understandably so, when I say this is my wand, and this is the one that made for Ozzy, the fan-made gift, this thing looks like a miniature steak almost. And this is the one I made for Ozzy, the fan made gift. This thing looks like a miniature steak almost. So I'm like, yeah, you know, maybe. Good idea, I'll leave it at home and mail it off when we can. Yeah. I'm kind of glad to wait until after the concert to mail it off because now it'll have more meaning to it. You know what I'm saying? Because before the concert, oh you're just mailing it off because you're a fan, that's cool. But mailing it off after the concert, mailing it off because you're a fan and you saw them live again. That's going to mean more when I mail it off. so the same could be said with touching up my eyes he not close yo So I get to the concert finally, I miss the first half of his, you know. All right, I got a nice stone going, and then I go up the escalator, go to the bar, you know. And then I had this usher who was just being really rude to me. This chick was giving me some serious attitude, right? She's like, you need to quit standing in the aisle. I've already let you listen to two songs sitting there like she's gonna kick me out. I'm like yeah, okay and then she got more pacing and she's like you need to quit spilling your drink. You're getting ice cubes all over the stairs and I'm like looking at her like seriously I can't find my seat and I'm getting into the music so I got distracted. So normally when people are rude to me I have this urge to be rude right back to them but I'm like, nope, something told me to just be polite and respectful so that's exactly what I did. I said, well I have a ticket, I just can't find my seat and I pull out my ticket and she looks at it, well you're right here. Well, you're right here, you're like, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you it while you're right here and then interestingly enough when like when these um ushers were looking at me like this guy is pushing it I'm like I'm on a rock concert enjoying myself come on Come on. And the other one's just a regular gram. You know what I'm saying? You can smoke both of those within a couple hours easy and not have anything on you when you travel back. That being said, I did have a little bit of weed loaded into my tobacco pipe when I was at the Ozzy concert and right when Ozzy hit the stage. I'm like, dude, fuck the stick out of your ass, man, God damn. And I took a massive fucking rip, just went, like that, blew it into the air. And the people of the concert, the ushers are like, oh this guy's pushing it. I'm like, dude, pull the stick out of your ass, man, God damn. And I took a hit. It was at the concert. It wasn't like, oh, OK. You know, I had the last half of my other grand that I bought in my pipe. Plus I had the pre-rolled in my pocket. Speak on a pre-rolled. When I set that. There it is. There is a souvenir. Check this out. This is the container from the pre-rolled that I bought that, there it is. There it is. There's a souvenir and check this out. This is the container from the pre-rule that I bought. Obviously it's empty. I clearly smoked half a gram of weed before going to the concert, and then put the other half in my pipe. half of my pipe. This one to be exact is empty now of course. But that just makes it smarter when you're traveling across state lines. Make sure you scrape it out real good. when you're done smoking weed out of it so that way doesn't have anything in it, you know, smoke a little bit of tobacco out of it so the wood don't stink funny. You know, because tobacco pipes are illegal and I'm autistic dude like I had no cigarettes and then I wouldn't bought a pack but there you go. Parnish not having any cigarettes I'm like well if I want tobacco this is the only way I'm gonna build a smoke out of it so hmm I'm like you know thank you to the arhers for not kicking me out of the concert. Sorry I was such a handful. Oh, I couldn't be more sarcastic if I wanted to be. And then I had people talking shit about me at the concert, like I didn't care if I was sweating, sweat dripping down my face washing off all the sharpie that I had on my eyes stinging my eyes because I mentioned on a Facebook live video if you're gonna use sharpie to pull the eyeliner if you get you get real sweaty it'll wash off and it'll sting your eyes just a little bit but I didn't care the eyelider washing off my face my hair is all sweaty didn't care. The eyelider washing off my face, my hair is all sweaty, didn't care. I pulled off my bandana, I said to myself inside my head, fuck my trick-or-tearia, that's what I said inside my head, I says, fuck my trick-or-tearia, I'm head-being into this shit. and getting into it, you know. jumping to the music and tell my calves are too sore to walk, screaming and singing along to the music until my voice was too hoarse. Yeah. As people behind me, they're like, oh, he's going bald. And I'm like, dude, I got trick-and-teria, but whatever. Like, people in their opinions, dude, why can't people just keep their opinions to themselves? That's what I don't get. I had a couple people calling me trans and calling me a fag because of the way I was dressed and I'm looking at them'm proud of what I got between my legs. Why don't want to cut that off? People called me a fag and I ignored them and they saw me checking out some of the cute girls down in Colorado. They're like, okay, you know what, got the Kingover straight right on. Yeah, I'm saying, speaking of which, people are like, well did you get laid at the concert? No, and that's quite all right. That is quite right. I don't care. I got to see Ozzy totally worth it. by all these chicks that I don't even know. They don't even know me, didn't even stop to talk to me, just a passing stranger in the distance. That's it. A mere passing stranger in the distance. Out of the corner of my eye, I don't know if it was just me or what, but the soap I was wearing. Oh yeah, chicks responded to that soap real good. Like not even bullshit knew that soap that I ordered. Yeah, dude. Chicks were digging that soap. Man. You know what I'm saying? There were at least, I didn't have to get sex to notice that chicks were responding to my soap that I ordered. that chicks were responding to my soap that I ordered. Like, you don't need to fuck a chick to make a good impression. That's what guys need to realize. And pretty much every chick I walked by said, oh, he smells good. And I'm sitting there in the hotel town eating breakfast about to hit the road, continental breakfast of course. This one dude was, I think he recognized me from my YouTube because he's like, oh that's copy King Cobra then. And he's like, dude, I gotta get me some of that soap. Look how chicks are responding to him. No bullshit. Yeah, dude. Step the game up. People are like, well, isn't 10 bucks a bit stiff for soap? I'm like, I'll tell you what stiff. Paying almost 20 bucks for a double shot of Jack and Coke. When two orders of that, practically you bought the whole new bottle I get why they do that you know I didn't care that the drinks were overpriced honestly because the concert was just that bad ass I get out of the concert and as I'm walking to the car I'm like this one's for Aussie you know I pulled the join out of this empty container that you see right here I raised it to the air and I'm like this is for Aussie I fucking sparked that bitch and I'm just like looking around like oh no dispensaries okay no schools alright we golden fucking walk to the car smoking that shit. And finished it outside the car, of course, because you don't want to be stupid about that shit. But this is just a surreal feeling, dude. When you're in public, just randomly smoking a joint. And no one says shit about it. No one's stopping you saying, hey, what are you doing, you doing, you little shit,, a little shit, little drug addict piece of shit, what are you doing? That is a surreal feeling, dude. Like, I don't know if it made the high better, but, God damn, dude. Now, whenever I've gone to Colorado to smoke with friends, they would always go on through a spensory, I'd stay in the car and wait for them to do their thing. Because me, I'm like, dude, if I'm not buying it myself, then, you know, and I'd never buy it. I just go with friends, chipping for gas, and, you know, whenever I go down there to smoke legally. But this time around, this time around, I'm like, dude, I'm going to an Ozzy concert. And I got a little bit of money chipping on a J or two, why not? I started buying another joint, and I ended up buying a Graham unrolled, and then a Graham pre-rolled boom. Got a good deal on that. Yeah, dude. I'm talking to a marijuana dispensary. It's the most magical feeling in the world. The smell is just paradise. And then that's when you hear A.C.D.C. I'm on my way to the Promise Land. Yeah, dude. and Ozzy, thanks for coming to Colorado and performing. Unfortunately I missed Stone's hour because GPS was given mean, my concert buddy, the runabout. This is so typical GPS. Turn left, I can't, that's a dead end. Turn right, I can't turn right because that's a bridge, I'll go on the water. But then we get to the concert and rather we're pulling around Chopper Circle to get into the Pepsi dome right off of Colfax, there's this giant white building with this gorgeous clock tower. I'm already pre-baked before the concert. I went out the window. I didn't smoke in the car, dude. Fuck that. I know. I went to a designated spot to smoke… I didn't want like I didn't smoke in the car dude fuck that I know I went to a designated spot to smoke. I didn't want the driver's car smell like that or anything. That's just out of respect. You know what I'm saying? And I also made sure I had a spare change of clothes for the morning that way I'm not traveling back to Wyoming. Reeking of cannabis because you know if you were to get stopped they'd be like sir why would you smell like pot? Because I'm autistic I have cataracts I have depression and I went to a concert to cheer me up and partake in you know blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. I noticed that as soon as you mentioned you're autistic most people don't fuck with you because you're like oh dude Now, but on the for real though, you gotta be smart about that shit. And like any weed that I had purchased out of the dispensary, I made sure that was smoked all in one night. So that way when I'm traveling back to Wyoming, I don't have anything on me. Because that's just being smart about it., you know. to wow me, I don't have anything on me. Because that's just being smart about it. You know what I'm saying? I mean it's stupid that cops gotta sit there and, you know, which car has it. But truth be told, I saw something that was pretty fucking cool, dude. Right as we were passing Laramie, just about… I saw a couple cops had somebody pulled over and they were helping that person change their tire. And I was like, dude, that is too fucking cool, right the fuck on. That warmed my heart, YouTube. You know what I'm saying? Straight up. I was like, right on? You know, I don't like cop bashing. I think it's stupid. Are there corrupt cops in the system? Yes. Are there cops that abuse their power and treat people like shit? Yes. Is it fair? No. Is every cop like that? No. No. What have people?… They're just doing it to be a good citizen, you know and do their job, you know to serve and protect You know So that was like hell yeah Because me the driver looking at that going oh wonder what's going on down there? And I was respe by we saw that the person they had pulled over his car was on a jack and I'm like, hell yeah. So there you go. Had an awesome time with the concert, would definitely go to see Ozzy again if I could. And Ozzy said he's not done touring. He's like, that's a crock of shit to quote what he said at the concert. He's doing one more world tour. And then after that, he's just sticking to doing the United States and that's it. Yeah, dude. I just still got it, man. That was a kick-ass concert. I didn't have a couple people recognize me when I was up the concert, though. That was kind of cool. They didn't stop and ask for an autograph or chit-chat. They were just like, Oh, God, the King Cobra, that's what's up. We know stuff like that, you know what I'm saying. I get my ticket. I get through security with the only one I brought with me, which is this one. And I'll walk up the escalator. And then I heard someone shout, God, the King Cobra, now it's a party! I'm like, yeah, dude. For as many people that were at that concert, I'm surprised to even got recognized. You know, with only 7,000 plus subscribers on YouTube I got a little bit of recognition at the concert that was pretty cool I had some stuffy, you know Person ticket person vendor, whatever, whatever they're called, yeah. What are they called? I just had the name. I think here dude, circumstances where they were, you know, stewarders, no, it's not, that's a person on a plane. Um, freaking shit. Um, usher. Yeah, there we go. That's some stuffy usher giving me shit. I'm just like, dude, come on. Really, it's I had a couple people making some negative comments toward me and stuffy usher dealing with me. But I didn't care, dude. I wasn't going to let people's negativity get to me. I wasn't going to let the grumpy usher get to me. I wasn't going to let missing half the concert get to me because I got to see Aussie. That's silver lining, dude. You know.. You know, that's silver lining, dude, you know. But yeah, dude, an awesome time with the Ozzy concert, and, um, I'll catch you cool covers on the next one.

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