Original Video: Life in a nut shell

Hey, too. Gothic can go to you another video. That's some bitches empty. Drinking some Cobras mist, my own personal alcoholic drink. And I found it to be quite tasty. I found it to be quite tasty…. And I found it to be quite tasty. How do you make it per se? Blue Moon Beer. And Mountain Dew, half and half, just a simple drink and I just mix it up and you know have a little party. Whoo! Okay, here's how life works in a nutshell Now when you're a little kid you have to cherish that shit. Okay when you're a little kid you got enjoy it for Why it last because it ain't gonna last people When you're a little kid, you think girls are icky. You have to worry about bills or rent or car or any of that or money. It's just a kid, you know? But when you get older, you shut your nose girls and, oh, you know, it's starting to get more responsibility. But then you're on adults and you're working your ass off for nothing. You're basically working for money or't, but nothing's free. So, okay. So then you should, so then you start juggling, when you're in junior high, I start juggling pure breeding, more peer pressure, and all of us all there, oh, you know, and then… they spit you out lucky to graduate. You know, because some people drop out and it's not very good. And then they spit you out of the world. Get a job, get a haircut, go to 9-5 or you know a briefcase in a fancy car and a picket white fence and a say-at-home wife. You didn't have a midlife crisis. You look back and you realize you've done the same stupid shit everyone's been doing for an entire god-dam life. You didn't have a midlife crisis. You looked back and you realized you done the same stupid shit everyone's been doing for their entire God-dam life. And then you die. Grandchildren and great-grandchildren possibly. And you've lost you've accomplished nothing in your life. The same shit everyone's trying to accomplish to have a life. Well here's the thing, okay? No one's gonna gonna hand you that perfect job or that night of fire. but you actually have to work your ass off to get it. It's really just to get you a long ways. So unfortunately if you're not spoiled rotten or a rich preppy brat, you know, whose parents buy you out on everything, you're not going to really, you know, get it, a life on a silver planter, be only wipe your ass with a hundred dollar bills, a hundred dollar bills, right? So, and those people who grew up with rich parents are just squooling them rotten. It's nice, but here's the thing. It would be nice, but here's the thing. They learn no ethical value of hard work and decent money, you know, because everything's handed to them. So, they learn no life skills, they just blow it away in booze and whatever else, you know, you know, a co, I'll say, oh, which kids are like that? But here's the thing. Someone who's grown up on a hardworking family watches their mom and dad work hard for money, that's installed upon them to work hard for their honest earning. So, well, being a kid may suck because you want to, you know, wear the seat belt and be like mommy and daddy. But here's the thing with the girls and boys, you have to cherish every moment you have being able to take it. Because when are you going to wake up and you're going to realize that you've, that you've, that you've, that you miss it, that you miss it, I'm not going to lie, you know. Like carefree spirit, I have to worry about girls like me or a lot more next paycheck coming in for same. Or wearing my job, maybe right now I'm jobless, hoping for a long work to call back. You know? So here's how life works. Your little kid. While in the womb they force you to take education and everything. Like you listen to Beethoven. You were in school school everything is just learn learn learn learn learn did you color outside the lines yes fuck you little brag colors have the lines god damn it perfection error error if you for the corporate cube they should be to the side basically let's turn a mold you into this little corporate cube to fit the rest of the corporate cubes in the world. So picture if you were a gigantic gray world of corporate cubes wearing big square suits and hats and hats and briefcases on like a air belt going through life getting wrinkly and old and then just disappearing. Okay and if you don't fit that corporate cube you show up to the side because society has no use for you. So people like me, who didn't fit the corporate cube, it turns out, wish I were to the side. So, because they could mold me into the corporate cube, if you will. So, of course, you know, conform to society, whatever, you know. So, of course, I don't fit the mold, so they don't have no patience or time for me, right? Well, kids like me left feeling in the uch that I have, like, they're stupid because the school system told them that, fuck the school system. difficult time in school. So they pick on the nerds now because in 10 years the nerds are gonna be their boss. So have fun stuff for those loser nerds you call them in trash cans because in 10 years it'll be your fucking boss and how ironic will that be? You're a kid and you're like no Mr. Sones like I take a day off man. Let's see. He comes up to you all looks, looks like you in the face, you know. To ask you or to quit bullying me in high school, ask for a day out, just a word I ask, no, he did get it to me, no. So, no, the answer is no, get back to work, damn it, so, yes, I am using how life works. Oh, life is just grand like that. So here's the thing, boys and girls. When you're a little kid, you have to cherish that shit because it won't last. You know, the older you get, the more responsibility you have, and the older you get, the more things you discover, like you like girls, you know, you get puberty, your body goes to changes. Pretty pretty soon, you're 20 years old with no fucking job let's go home with your parents else no fucking car or license no girlfriend a virgin trying to make it big on YouTube and become a fair decision going what the fuck did I do with my life and nothing whatsoever and here's the thing okay if someone's higher up on the food chain in the corporate work if you've worked your ass off or you'd kiss their ass spend over a no fucking job Nothing whatsoever. And here's the thing, okay? If someone's hired up on the food chain in the corporate world, they'll give a shit if you've worked your ass off or you'd kiss their ass, spend over kissing corporate ass and licking corporate dick. No, they'll give a shits. Is that me by this? That Burger King was a great job for me, I should say, because it gave me paid,, he gave me experience to the job market for the job market, you know, I go on my days off giving everyone their fries and it, Josh would get a pan of fries or a bag of fries, sure go over get a bag of fries, then no problem. Josh could prep some last, sure, Josh could get some tomatoes, cut, sure. Meanwhile I'm trying to keep both my meets in the dishes which are my main jobs. Perfectly happy to help, not complaining one bit. Getting no help with my dishes, I might as a couple people who occasionally help, you know. I do appreciate that. How I do get a job offering at Walmart and I think, oh great, it's closer to home, more pay. So I asked if I can put my two weeks and try to work out my schedule. And like, well if you got a job of Walmart, there's no point in keeping you, so they let me go off with like I'll give them a two weeks. After I've, you know, came in on my days off, you know, when no one else would, helping them out the grushes staying, sometimes two hours past my shift. My biggest amount paycheck was um 65 plus hours, like 65 hours is a minutes. Well as a second I'm disappointed to say the least, plus hours, like 65 hours is some minutes. My last picture I got is actually 60 hours in some minutes. So I'll get that Monday. And I'm kind of disappointed to say the least, just about living all the way across town. I was always making the best effort I could to be on time. I was always making the best effort I could to be on time. I might have been laid a couple times, but that was perfectly mistaken for the job. I learned it. I learned it. I learned it. me on purpose. And I always showed up there, you know, I worked my ass off, you took me and learned a little of the job because my aspirin is, but here's the thing, what's another job, I learned it. And then I got to let you get a, okay, so I'm like, I fine, so I go to the next day to start my job and lo and behold, there isn't there to cleaned up, and yol polished, look at my best, go in there, answer all the questions truthfully, and I'm waiting for a callback. Until then I got no fucking job, so it sucks. Let me tell you. So now, I don't think about calling back Monday and be like, oh, could you guys get a chance to be my schedule? Just to show them actually there. I don't know how it works. Walmart's closer and it's overnight stocking. Nothing too serious, you know. About $1.25, $9. $9 starts off. So, yeah. But you're used to thing, people. OK, you know, life does sound simple, simple and nutshell, but it really isn't. It's just a pain in the ass. I mean, you think, oh, giving the girl is easy. Try having ass-preggers. Okay, try having ass-preggers if I want to love it. Sucks. Now, apart of my ass-pookers is people who are fast-pascres obsessed obsessed obsessed. So as a puppy lover, was a real lover, was just a sick obsession? A little bit of three actually. But here's the thing. Okay. So you go to school, you get more responsibility, you know, you start going through puberty, you start noticing girls, you're thinking, hey, you know, and then next you know, you're out of high school, and you're going to go from, you're going to marry this girl, you're going to it feel special. you're feeling like shit because you got no job you're out of high school don't fucking clear what you're gonna do with the rest of your life and your girlfriend just he just broke up because that bitch was key on you with your with your best friend you know it's kind of amusing how life works ups and downs and shit but it's always amusing to watch you know in high school when people that are picked on our success all the people who are to pick on hers, the bullies are just losers in life, you know. That's the thing about high school people is that there may be popular and studly now and she'll be all that, but ten years down the road, she's gonna look like shit, he's gonna look like shit, you're gonna look like shit, you're gonna look like shit, you're gonna look like shit, he's kind of like,, it's not, it's like there may be popular and studly, you know, you know, you know, you know, she, she, she may be all that ten years down, you know, you know, and ten years down, and ten years down, and ten years down, and ten years down the, and ten years down the, and the, and ten years down the, and the, and all that, and all that, and all that, and all that, and all that, and all that, and all that, and all that, and all that, and all that, and all that, and all that, and all that, and all that, and all that, and all that, and all that, and all that, and all that, and all that, and all that, and all that, and, and all that, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and she, and she, and she, and she, and she, and she, and she, and she, and she, and she, and she, and she, and she, and she, and she, and she, and she, and she, and she, and she, and she, and she, and she, and she, and she, and she, and she, and she, and she, and she, and she, and she, and she, and all that, and she, and she, and she, and she, and she, and all that, and she, fuck up you asked you picked up me in high school, fuck you. That's what you're thinking but you don't want to be mean. You act like you're adults you can handle it maturely, you know. Oh hi how are you been? Oh I'm a good, what are you doing with your life? And then you know you tell your life story over a couple of cups of punch and you know. I can tell you my high school union is not going to be fun if I haven't done anything with my life. You're like, oh Josh, how you been doing? Oh grand, pitching and complaining on YouTube, drinking, smoking, trying to get a job at Walmart, got one, became a physician, which I hope to do is an affianstitution. You know, but here's the thing. What I have for as a nutshell, works like this. They force you to believe that education is everything. Well, it's not. Okay? It doesn't matter how fucking stupid you are. If you're not a person in the world, it's all this kind of fucking mayor. School is only there to help you gain knowledge. It's not everything. That's good. Gosh, I try that. Blue Moon Beer and Mountain Dew. Makes it just right to look like this. Kind of a greenish-yellowish and it's fucking delicious. Cobra's missed. Cheers you too. But here's the thing. Okay. If you can find your niche in society where you fit perfectly, you, and you're, okay, it's all about, you know, all education, it's about what makes you happiest. If you're going to be a lawyer, then you find what it takes to be a lawyer and make it happen. If you want to be a rock star, you know, or a model, you know. Now here's the thing about YouTube. If you want to be a model or a rock star, you show yourself on off on YouTube, like I play my guitar and show you're a good looking person, you know, show yourself off on YouTube, people go, well that girl, that guy has, that girl, that guy has high, you know. And then you look at hooders or an Aberronby and Fitch, and lo and lo and behold, so some Dush, some Dush, you know, you want to be a bomber at a funeral home? Come on and you know, which is a myth for my magazine, you know, you become the next model or whatever. Does this seem ill happen? But working for it, it definitely pays off. Hard work goes a long way. It really does. So life in a nutshell, hard work, dedication, whatever the fuck you want to do with your life. It's all up to you. Whatever you want to you want to be, make it happen. You know, you want to be a rocket science? Go for it. You want to be an embalmer at a funeral home? Go for it. You want to be a race car driver or a baller or a ballerina. Go for it. You want to be a race car driver or a fucking ballerina. Go for it. Or a fucking ballerina. Go for it. A race car driver or a fucking ballerina. Go for it. Like I said, people who have their lives handed to them or are still applying to the rich full of brats. They may look like they have it good, but down the road they have no ethical skills of money or social life, skill of value because everything was handed to them. So I mean, they can wipe their hands with a hundred of the bill, it's so luxurious, but meanwhile, they have no ethical value of hard work. So in the long rung they're suffering and you're suffering, you're making it, you know? That's the life works. Think about that for a second. Let it all sink in. That's a guitar plane. Farten this video. Now, my Youtbers is life in a nutshell. I'm going to be putting check on my channel, it's Whitch I think, and this is Gothic King of Jula video.