Little Ceasers food hack
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up fellow yu-tubers and Facebookers so I got you on a food review video from YouTube as well as a Facebook live video tube? Yeah. I got me a couple slices of this here stuff. I need to review for you on camera. Now for those of you who ordered Wands from the fourth batch, okay, they're not. It's still July, okay, he didn't order a watch from last month. You order a batch from this month. And those of you who ordered wands that are being shipped out the next couple of two days or so. So no worries on that. A big thank you to those of you who ordered. Now part of my muckbang video was getting subs and some pizza. I took a little Caesar's Pezer's Pepper or any pepper on pizza put extra cheese on it then I crumbled some Doritos on top of the garlic-key buttery goodness which is like a new take on the whole pizza altogether instead of just doing an extra most best issue doing something a little bit more different I guess I don't know. A little bit more different, I guess. I don't know. Look at these four pieces of pizza right here. Oh yeah, look at that. Now that I'm not as full for my muckbang video I can do. A proper review of this crazy little food hack. And I did. So, let's check this out Pizza was a little colds are to reheat it but that's no big deal Mmm. Oh, fuck, that's good. You get the chewiness from the pizza crust, the cheese, the pepperoni, the sauce, you get a nice crunch with that jorito, and you get the creaminess of that garlic butter just tying it all together very nicely. Get a nice crunch with that gerito. And you have the creaminess of that garlic butter, just tying it all together very nicely. Of course I knew it tasted good because I've been much on it but it's still a little excous food hack yo. Put in the microwave for 4 minutes and 44 seconds. Around about 2 minutes and 34 seconds it was done. I didn't see why why that plate is warm. Mm. Hashtag Bachelor Life. I mean in my Muffbang video I mean in my Muffing video I mean in my Muffing video I did take a part of that. I said it was good and left it at that but I didn't go into like detail or actually legitimately do it all the way through. Just kind of open. Dipping in garlic, you buttery goodness, that cheese pull was quite sexy. If I do say so myself, you too, if you see that cheese pull though. Mmm. Mmm. But you see that cheese pull though. Mm. Maybe you like Taco Pizza but you don't want all the fucking toppings, you just want the chips. Basically what it is. If I can eat two subs on camera, then four pieces of pizza shouldn't be nothing. Now putting garlic butter on your pizza made it unnecessarily greasy, but that's why it tastes so god damn delicious. Oh yeah. That's so fucking good dude. Oh yeah. Put the gerinos on top of the garlic butter. Nice touch. This right here is artery clogging goodness at its finest. It literally tastes like you know what I'm saying? Little food hacks and this and that, come up with your only way to spin it. You get a $5 pepperoni pizza, maybe spend a couple extra cents on some garlic butter like one or two things of garlic butter. Pop over to the gas station here that mini baggage or not-cho cheese dorinos. Oh man, you got this pizza right here in your lap, son. Mmm. Mmm. Don't do this once. If you roll up in there and take your garlic butter, bowl pack, it's whirl around there. Go to your bag and your videos. Crush them up in the bag. Open it. Crush them up. Sprink all that shit on top of your pizza. I'm trying to make dank out food. You go to a college party with a couple of these pizzas right here. People like pepperoni, they like gerrinos, they like garlic, they like butter, they like pizza, and they're going to like this. Oh man, this last piece is just saturated in the butter. A little bit of that cheese dangling off the side there. Right. Dangla off the side there right there yeah Gagit you too You really cannot go wrong with the pizza like this. It's got extra cheese, pepperoni, gerrinos, all kinds of good stuff on it. Yeah. This right here is junk food at its finest bro, birdies, brohaws, dudes and do deaths. Although I'd have to call this pizza the stoner special because it's cheap and it tastes good. So like five, six, seven, eight blocks, you got jankness right in front of you. cheaper than say like dog knows or pizza how they deliver but it's convenience pizza man. Like you want food on a budget and it tastes good? Like just because food's cheap doesn't mean it has to taste shitty you feel well is either just cheap but it tastes good. Now some of you would disagree you're on title to your opinion. But… might be a lot of you out there looking at this going, hey you know what I have to give that a try. Mmm. Lookly good to the last drop. Same out of grease on that pizza was insane. Watch the slide down the plate. Yeah, there we go, my point, exactly. Eating this unhealthy, delicious for your sick entertainment YouTube. to do a proper video introducing that pizza. I just took a bite a bit in the muckbang and that was it. And that's okay, but that's not, you know. Probably the healthiest thing I'll consume in that little deal is water. and uh… He just broke up with his girlfriends and right now he needs to um… find other chicks and just get out of the system you know how that is and uh… well i'm out of cigarettes right so i'm walking home and i find a pack of smokes on the ground. Granted there aren't that many in there, but it's enough for me to have a couple cigarettes. My point being YouTube, it's good things come to those who wait patiently enough. There might be times you're struggling in life and you'd be thinking, oh, there's never going to get better. Not necessarily. Sometimes it'll get worse before it gets better and sometimes it'll get better before it gets worse. It's just the yin and the yang effect of life. I mean, jeez, between the greasy pizza and the cigarettes, I'm lucky if I can live past 65. Uh-huh. But I'm enjoying my life with simple qualities. Good pizza, good tobacco, and you got one life, it's a hustle, live it. Anyways, yo, YouTube. Thanks for watching me review my crazy ass, Little Caesar's food hack. And if that shit looked good to you, then I would recommend it. If you're like, especially like nasty. Then that's your opinion. I'm eating this, what the fuck do you care? It's my arteries are getting clogged. I don't eat pizza all the fucking time. It's nice to have because pizza's good. You know. Anyways, you too will catch you cool covers on the flip side.