Original Video: My idea for a Family guy episode

What the hell's going on you tiber? How the fuck are you? Frick and sweet another King Cobra video Hey, you too! What the hell's going on? It's freaking hilarious, like, it's an episode where Quagmire and Peter Griffin make this bet with each other. Peter Betts Quagmire, he can't go without sex, and Quagmire bets Peter, he can't go without junk food. Huh? You feeling me on this YouTube? You can't tell me that would be fucking hilarious. Oh man, this sucks like the time I like the Starbucks and I spelt my name wrong. Is there an Andrew Griffin here? Who the hell is Andrew Griffin? I said Peter Griffin. Man, this sucks like the time I'm watching the show with Lois and the giraffe crapped on me. Oh, Lois, Lois, look at the giraffe. Yes, Peter, it's a giraffe. Oh, that's so cool. My sense of wonder has been rowing. I'm just saying you too, that'd be a fucking funny ass episode. Like Peter starts giving Joe the business, just talking a bunch of shit. And then Joe's like, geez Peter, why are you so angry? And then Peter's like, I'm sorry Joe, I mean, Lois haven't had suction a month. She's been riding my ass about everything, you know? And then freaking Cleveland trips and I paid at what I'd be thought about going on vacation and losing a little bit of weight. That might make your wife happy. You know, Cleveland, that's a really good idea. Peter, say, you know, junk food, that's hilarious. You know, that's hilarious. And you know, I quack, but I screw you. You know, you're, you're, you know, think about it, I'm seeing it right now, dude, this will be a funny ass fucking episode. Oh my God, dude. You know I think I don't have too much fun being a voice actor I'd be really good at it too. Baw-ay Patrick! Who the hell is that fat bastard? Don't know Spongebob! Hey who the fuck you calling a fat bastard a yellow prick? Who the fuck is this ass-hole busting my balls right now? Like you sitting there under the water in a fucking pineapple with a pet snail. Like who the fuck are you the judge, you little freak? Since when the hell does Spung's talk? You know, like, I never talked to myself, oh hey, Lois is doing the dishes and I'm over here like, yeah, I'm not supposed to talk, it's going to talk. No, that should never fucking happen, you fucking asshole. And then like freaking, I don't know dude, like, how it would like lead into it, but the idea is there. The idea is there. At some point, Peter would be like, yeah, you know what? You know what? Quagmire? I bet you can't go a whole month without shacks. Yeah, I bet you can't go a whole month without junk food. All right, let's make it interesting. down for this. It's going to be the easiest $100. And the whole fucking episode quagmire starts trying to make Peter break by eating ridiculously unhealthy food and Peter returns the favor by shoving Lois in his face. Hey, Cleveland. Come here for a second. Look at Quagmire. He hasn't had sex in four days. He's losing it. Oh man, I… Okay, I'm not gonna… I'm not gonna let that Peter beat me in this. Now, gotta stay strong, Glenn, come on! Hey, watch this. Hey, Lois, what? Take your top off for a second. Why, just damn it, Peter, you bastard! He wants to touch himself to that, but he can't, because he wants the money. I'm sorry, like, I could just see a couple of the cut-of-ways in this episode. It'd be funny as hell. I thought they're like, I get you see a couple Who the hell is Pady? I said Peter. You know what? Just give me my fucking latte. Meg. Like in that same freaking episode, you could have… I don't know. What Brian… would Brian and Stewie be doing in that episode? Some kind of crazy shit. Huh. Because you know, that's the thing about Family Guy, you know, they have the stories of the main characters and the side characters got their own story. It just ties together, you know. I think it'd be cool to work for Seth McFarland, be one of the riders for family guy. That'd be a fucking awesome family guy. That'd be a fucking awesome job. I don't know dude I'm just throwing ideas out there I thought that I thought that I thought of that for an episode like the center of that for an episode like the center of the episode like the center of the episode is, would be, the center of the episode would be, Quagmire and Peter's shenanigans. They're a little bet. Heh, Peter, without junk food, that's hilarious. You know what, you know what, Quagmire, screw you, all right? At least I'm not addicted to sex like you are. I'm not a dick. I can stop any time. I'd be willing to wait a bit on this. Yeah, you know what? I would be too, you know. Screw it. I bet you quagmire, you can't, you know what I'm saying? I could just see it, dude. What the hell is he doing? It's a spellcaster, huh? Oh geez, Cope was gonna play guitar again. What the fuck is this shit? I look up how to play Jesse's girl on YouTube. I was bored. I was bored. I'm like, hey, look at that. It's in standard tuning. I don't know, but he's really fucking the frog here, meh! Now what the hell is that? Fucking talking frog bullshit. Well, I don't know, but he's really fucking annoying. Hey, look who's talking to Spongebob, you yellow piece of shit! Meh! Get Merr! the I can get laid if I wanted to dude. Like, people are out there like, oh Josh needs to get laid. I'm like, I can get late if I wanted to, dude. Like straight up. I'll walk into the CY bar, what, two nights ago. Walk by a couple of cute chicks wearing my tactical soap, sat down at the bar, didn't say much, just ordered my beer, and there you go. Oh, within 20 minutes of me sitting at the bar, I literally had two chicks come up to me. One, I've seen there a couple of times. She's a pretty cool chick. This other chick I barely remember, you know, and when I'm talking to them, I'm just being myself, my animal-loving, music-loving self, and chicks are digging that vibe that I'm laying out, man. I guarantee you there's not another fender like this and how is this showing off? I guarantee you there's not another fender like this anywhere just get a look at that custom whammy bar That custom whammy bar is freaking sick you got This silver chain wrapped around this black whammy bar and they got the skulls on the top Right there. I mean come on dude If you're gonna be a dick, when people shove sex in my face, it's because there are more important things in life. So if you're gonna be a dick to me, I want to be a bigger dick to you. If you don't like it, well then. the Yeah. How fast can I really shred? How fast can I really shred? It's pretty fast. It's pretty fast. It's pretty fast. It's pretty fast. It's pretty fast. It's pretty freaking fast. pretty fascinating. the I'm Yeah. the I'm sorry. the the the the This right here is quite literally the only known spellcaster in existence. My own custom-made fender. How do you like that? I took a Fender Starcaster and custom made Fender, how do you like that? I took a fender starcaster and I custom made it into a, uh, what it is now. Yeah. But oh my god Cobra how do I get good at a guitar like you? Practice dedication. I don't still know where as good as I'd like to be. I mean I can shred I can jam. When I watch a YouTube or breakdown a song and take a chord by a chord, I can usually find it for the most part. But yeah, there's my guitar playing. There's my idea for a family guy episode. Anyways, tubes, thank you for watching the video. If you like the guitar playing, subscribe for more. I'll catch you later.