Original Video: Shon and Saunders holiday episode

Good fine evening you too. It's your boy King club with JFS back at you with another video. Now the fans have been asking for a When Sean gonna come out? Bring Sean, do another Sean Soners episode you know. And I have come here today on YouTube to do just that. So, we'll kick back. We'll chill out, you know, a bit more casual. Smokes and tobacco, place on guitar, and we'll chill out, you know, a bit more casual. Smokes and tobacco, play some guitar, do some intro the quiz, and we know how I roll. you can say I'm a Lincoln Park fan. Most definitely. Oh, excuse me. I'm rather potent black Cavendish. All Lincoln Park puns aside. I think Chester's suicide left a lot of fans numb. I'm not trying to make the song pun. I'm being serious though and you know, he had a lot going for him. So even if you think you don't have anything going for you, just remember that suicide is not worth it, YouTube. Just say no to suicide. There are times when life's gonna get a little bit shitty, but there's also times when it gets better, you know. You live through life for the good moments YouTube. Yeah. Now people are wondering when's the next drink combination. Well I have a drink combination, but I shall not be enjoying that drink combination till this Saturday, which is the day before Christmas Eve. the day before Christmas Eve. Yep. My family's going on vacation for a week and then they come back. However, because of my schedule, I'm not able to go with them. That's quite all right. Sometimes it's part of being an adult. It's also really moist so you got to torch it Yeah. It's going to take some time to uh, The jam on some guitar here in a bit. I mean, you gotta open up the video just right. Sitting down, chilling with you for a second, and then busting into the creative shit. Yeah. And I haven't made a video in so long that sitting down and talking with YouTube for a minute you know. I'd like to give a shout out to Officer Baker. I'd like to give a shout out to Officer Baker. I was walking around Casper the other day. And I had my wand with me. I recently redid the handle to make the wand more lightweight. And don't get me wrong, it looked really cool the way it was, but this is more practical. And still looks just as cool I think I did an excellent job on that handle this looks like a fucking wand you know what I'm saying it feels like a wand you know what I'm saying people have always asked me you should sell your wands blah blah blah for something like this I would sell for 50 bucks because sometimes you're not always gonna have the best supplies to work with and sandpaper it gets expensive. You know what I'm saying. But right now I'm in a position where I'm not going to simply because my lawns aren't good enough to sell just yet. So they're getting there though. This isn't a good wand. An excellent building deed. And whenever I'm walking around town and I walk the crosswalk signs to cooperate with me, I'll use my magic to influence them. You know, there's been times where I just straight up wait my wand at the crosswalk sign, and as soon as it points at the crosswalk sign, instantly turns to walk. Walk time is all on the cross you know I'm saying well she's always convenient for me of course. The handle itself is black but the wand is black and green. It's mostly green with black streaks running down it. I can carry this one and my belt look pretty easily. And I got stopped by the cops the other day because I had my head up, it was cold and I may wind up like that. It was just walking. Mine of my own business, you know, you know, and like, what are you doing? Just walking around, you know, what's that? It's a wand, what's it used for, magic? And then one of the cops recognized me from my YouTube channel, and it's like, oh, you're king a cobra, aren't you? I just smiled, and I just smiled, and I just smiled,. He's like, yeah, you are. You should give me a shout out in your next video. You know. He looked at me and he goes, well, what are you using magic for? I'm like, well, I've been preventing it from snowing. The other cops are like, oh, I've been wanting to snow. It'll snow around Christmas time like it always does, you know what I'm saying, but for the most part we've had a very dry winter. And that snow will come and go. Even though I've been preventing snow for them for a couple months now, and you see that Casparwarming has very little to no snow. And for this time of year, that's unusual, isn't it? Yes. My power is getting that stronger, possibly. but I will allow snow around Christmas time. I know people are with that shit you know what I'm saying? I show a lot but until then I'm gonna molten no snow. Yeah. And the saw as a rock too. This is my work of art. A lot of times people on YouTube will sit there and talk a lot of will sit there and talk a lot of mad shit shit like oh you're going ball jicotard playing sucks blah blah blah. All that's a joke at my trickateria which quite frankly is getting much better. But I wear that bandana so I'm not tempted to pick it out. As they get better and better or not at after resisting the urge to pick out my hair, I don't just smoke a pipe because I enjoy the nicotine, you know, I have something in my hands that's distracting me from messing with my hair and pulling it out, you know what I'm saying. So in a way, pipe smoking can be good and somewhat therapeutic, you know, you can load a decent-sized bowl of pipe tobacco and sit down and relax and contemplate the finer things in life. Crazy things have happened this year and crazier things can happen can happen. When trolls say it's never going to happen. And I prove them wrong as satisfaction of proving them wrong. Yes. Your job is awesome. Okay. I think Things are about to get even cooler in my life. Show our shit I have a good vision about tonight. The guitar playing is bound to be somewhat awesome and the ventriloquism may not be the greatest but the jokes, eh? I got a couple of jokes so that I could throw together for a skid that would make this pretty funny. Add a little bit of humor if you're having a depressing holiday season. I don't know how some people get around this time of year. So if they get depressed around this time of year, don't want to get to you. You know what I'm saying? Like, I speak from experience, I get depressed around Christmas time for a number of reasons. One, I'm never rich enough to buy a Christmas presents for all the people in my life that I care about. Two, people get way too greedy this time of year and it makes me sick to my stomach. People killing each other on Black Friday over stupid shit. You know, they can't go home and celebrate Christmas with their family because someone else had to be a greedy prick. It's… Just thinking about it, there's a nasty taste in my mouth. Makes me want to fucking throw up. Yeah. And three the political correctness like really That's why I say happy holiday because I don't personally celebrate it, but I'll share in the celebration with family out of respect of course, but Personally, I don't you know, you don't see decorations up in my apartment none of that, you know, I'm saying And I'm all right with that. As I sit here and smoke my tobacco a lot of you might ask, but what the hell do you want for Christmas then, Mr. Scrooge? Because I say I don't like… Because when you say you don't like the holiday season, of course, people automatically assume, you know. And it's like, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, you don't know the whole story. Saints, liquorless, so slow the fuck down. See what I did there? And the cheesy puns have begun. Yeah. The businesses this time of year tend to get a little slower too because of the holiday season everybody be broke. So that's a real struggle right there, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. Hmm. As I sit here and ponder, I begin to ask myself, sometimes life doesn't start off the greatest, but then it gets better in the end, you know what I'm saying? I know the good reason to play guitar, it is better to pick the strings of a guitar than it is to pick out your hair. I mean, I have this gorgeous, very handsome brown arborant hair with highlights, natural highlights, that people pay a good group of cash to have, which is a rare thing to have natural highlights, yes it is. I shouldn't be picking it at a lot, I should be leaving it the fuck alone, letting it do its thing. But on top of having trick-a-tiria, most of the picking, in fact all the picking was done on the back of my back of my area of my crown, like right here. On top of that, I also get the bright idea. I want to shave devil horns into my widow's beak. It'll look sick as fuck, you know. It didn't quite look like devil horns when I tried, and it just failed miserably. So waiting for that to grow back is also a bit of an inconvenience. But at the moment I got this punk rock style I heard you're going I mean washed and combed I can hide it relatively well and to be fair I've seen dots with half their fucking head shaved you know when these haters pick up me because they're obsessed with me secretly and they want a minute, I find that bullying somebody to the point of, I want to stalk them on YouTube and Facebook, if you're going to stalk somebody on social media, just to make them out miserable, what's it say about how miserable your life is, really? You know what I'm saying, YouTube. your life is really. You know what I'm saying? You too. There are people who follow me just to fuck with me on social media I'm still a going sensation on YouTube. So it's amusing. The harder these trolls try to fuck with me, the more famous I become because people are going to be like, okay, why are people picking on this autistic so much? I don't know. But they say things happen for a reason. I don't know if you believe that or not. I don't want anything for Christmas because what I want, I want cannabis to be legal all over the world. in every country and every city and every state. I want cannabis to be legal all over the world, in every country and every city and every state. I want countries to stop fighting over stupid bullshit. I want countries to throw away their nukes and not use them on each other in wartime. But that's too much to ask for, isn't it? World Peace? Yeah. That's too much to ask for isn't it? World Peace? Yeah. So I'm not going to ask for anything really because it's just how I feel about it. Honestly because I feel like a bum when I get something for Christmas and I don't have much to get back, you know what I'm saying. That's the crummy feeling. Yeah. Despite the fact that I get to press around this time of year, I've been trying to keep my spirits up somewhat, not to be overly positive, but my usual optimistic self. For the sake of my family, friends and fans, of course, you know what I'm saying? It doesn't get me anywhere to get hung up on stupid shit. And generally speaking, it slows down this time of year because of how broke everyone is in it's towards the end of the month anyways. But I'm not saying anything discussed a certain thing that happened to me at Wendy's when I had management that was rude to me, when I had a customer that was rude to me, if Dave Thomas were alive, he would have been like, yo, I understand, I've been there, bro, because customers can be grumpy sometimes, and you handle that way professionally. If Dave Thomas would have seen how I handled that customer when she was rude to me, he would have been like, bro, that's what's up. You mean my shit look good? That's what's up. And if you would have seen how rude some of the management was at that particular location, he wouldn't have put up with it. You know. I like where I work currently and I've been very secretive about that on YouTube for a reason because look what happened to me at Wendy's, you know, the fact that trolls were relentlessly cyber stalking me to the point, where they're going to submit false customer complaints to Wendy's International, if they would have tracked the damn emails they would have seen, oh look it's nowhere near Casper so how can they be customers of that particular location? Hmm, let's get a customer biases on this person. They walk in there and they see me helping elderly customers to their table with their food, helping the handicapped with their food, keeping the place clean and stocked, ignoring their workplace drama and bullshit, hearing about how two female managers that were ex-lovers, getting into a fist fight in front of customers, both of them didn't get fired. They just had to work separate shifts for a couple weeks. But some false customers complain about me on when he's international and I get fired for it. Yeah………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….. I see how that works. It's dirty but that's life sometimes. And yeah, ever since I've quit that windies I found out they were trying to be nice about it too. They were like, oh we don't need a lobby attendant anymore. We're remodeling the store so we don't need a lobby attendant anymore. They still need one and they would just do how to try to be nice and it's whatever. And you couldn't even be honest with me. You couldn't just look, they complained about your video because you were complaining about a customer and that's what got me fired. You know what I'm saying? Because I tend tend to think, you know what, corporate's been there. They didn't climb the ladder overnight. They had to deal with rude-ask customers, too. You know, I didn't give the customers name, but I didn't think it'd be an issue if people knew what I worked. But then some of the content that I produce on YouTube is controversial so Haters can be motivators in a way YouTube if you think about it So you get faster than working with it. They're really gonna say, huh, you're coming bald? Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, and, heh, heh, but then, Or your YouTube video sucks and why the fuck are you watching? You know what I'm saying? I think I was very polite and respectful on my side. I still wasn't taking when I wasn't in the wrong at all. But that's a situation. I think I was very polite and respectful on my side, still wasn't taking when I wasn't in the wrong at all. But that's a situation I'm not even going to discuss on YouTube because of what's involved. All I can say is tomorrow is a new day and tomorrow is going to be awesome. Because I have the choice to make an awesome YouTube. I'm not overly positive about life and I'm not overly negative. I'm overly realistic and overly optimistic about it. Being overly optimistic and overly realistic often gets viewed as being a negative thing but it it's misconstrued as negativity but I don't think of it as negativity I think of it as having a good head on my shoulders but that's just my personal opinion it doesn't matter because everyone's got opinions everyone's got one. It's not going to matter about tonight and tomorrow. Nope. I'm only going to worry about it. It just is thought it worked. I thought it was kind of funny. I thought it was kind of funny. I thought it was kind of funny. I thought it was kind of funny. I thought it was kind of funny. I thought it was kind of funny. I thought it kind of funny. It was a cartoon reference and it totally worked. I thought it was kind of funny but, something like you probably gonna cringe at that, like oh that was so horrible, I was like the worst cartoon reference ever. Hey yo bobo, check out this guy in his horrible cartoon references! But yogee, and I screwed the Ranger Boobu I want a God damn picnic basket yoke it's fucking picnic baskets I'd say you what and then that Marvin the Martians always going where's the kibboo? Oh you know King Cobra does impersonations well how about that? surprisingly accurate impersonations at that. whoa. whoa! I suppose you can't just spew on it, I'm going to be like, dude, those cartoon and presentations are spot on. That's crazy shit. Yeah, gotta provide some sort of entertainment, I suppose. You can't just spew on it about knowledge and this and that and blah blah blah. People's attention spans get short, They weren't entertainment now damn it But I have in my possession an obesity rich warlock revenge series guitar painted with two different shades of dark green to match the white and black on it. It looks quite nice actually and the four stickers I put on it give a little bit of uniqueness to its own. I have a death wish coffee sticker, a cheaper choose edible sticker, a dispensary sticker and an AS bitfire sticker on it. It has… looks like either two or four pickups. If you count each individual section has a pickup then yeah I don't have four pickups. then yeah I don't or four pickups if you count the Each individual section has a pickup then yeah, I didn't have four pickups, but I'm not good with guitar parts or details. I just play the damn thing Now playing the guitar that's what gets the views going. They're like, okay, this guy's got something to offer on his channel. It's not just him smoking his tobacco pipe and bitching about the things he can't change in our society. I got the ingredients to make a very tasty holiday drink combination you don't even know. But if you're interested in trying it for your holidays, this fine holiday season, then allow me to introduce you to the idea. I'm not going to do it on camera because I'm saving you still need to stay cold and unopened in the fridge until the proper occasion of course. But you take Jack Daniels Tennessee honey whiskey and you mix it with rum chata and your favorite eggnog all three of those in one glass you stir it up and then you drink it now if you want to get real fancy with it after you stir it up microwave it for two minutes take it out it's nice and warm drop a queen and chocolate covered cherry on top of it while it's still warm, you got yourself a Christmas martini, that shit, oh, oh, I'm warning you right now that either one of those drink combinations is fucking, is gonna be fucking delicious. I've already tried it without microwaving it and adding the queen hand chocolate cup of cherry on top of it, but I'm telling you right now.. it and adding the Queen Anne chocolate cup of her cherry on top of it but I'm telling you right now. That's just delicious. But if eggnog is not everything you want to have something a bit stronger. You should try mixing Guinness with Mountain Dew and Petrom black, a coffee-flavored tequila. and I guarantee you the combination of those three alone maybe throwing something like Rockstar Energy Drink, I call it a Rockstar Beer Cocktail. I've already tried it without the roster, and it's pretty good, so I imagine it'd be pretty good with it. Give any drink combination ideas for the holiday season, because that's what I do. Believe me, I want to crack up on that ball right now, are you kidding me Tennessee honey is delicious? But patience is a virtue, YouTube, it pays off in the end. And I'm starting to have a good feeling about tonight and tomorrow. Quality, uh, got instinct. And when things happen, the way they happen, it's going to be a life changer for me. And it's going to be a life-changing thing for a good thing. Things are going to start getting really good for me here. I got a good feeling about it. And my good instinct is never wrong, YouTube. I've had good instincts before. Yes. A lot of my new album, a lot of my new album is Ketchy Kow with heavy and Ketchy Beats, but there are some songs that I orchestrated just a bit, so it's definitely a new take-on metal. I just got the fifth song dong not to long ago. So those of you who are excited about my upcoming album, Trails of the Abyss, which is my eighth album, I just got the fifth song done. I only get three more done before I started, do I want to post it? Or do I want to add a couple more? And how many am I going to add if I had a couple more after the next three? So it's coming together quite nicely. Now some people are gonna be like, oh it sounds like shit and some people are like dude this is some cool sounding shit. You can't please everybody. Now when you smoke a tobacco pipe they get warm and they clog. But I like this pipe it doesn't get piping hot all puns aside and it's easy to own clog. I don't even need pipe cleaners to do it. Just grab my pipe too long. I gave it a poke. After I've seen it and it dried and everything, it didn't stay green, it stained it black actually. I got this smooth finished black billiard. It looks cool actually, so even if it didn't stand green, it's still cool looking. Black and green are my two favorite colors and either way you shape it, this turned out decent. turned out decent. I have all the pipes out of, oh, and this tobacco pipe has been good to me, yes. This was definitely an excellent buy, is a straight stem, smooth know, you have to be daddy fucking warboxed to smoke tobacco. You really don't have to be daddy warboxed to smoke tobacco out of a pipe. Now, at the recent hike in cigarette prices, anywhere from seven to eight bucks a pack, people are going to smoke cheaper cigarettes, mini cigars, or in this case, pipe tobacco. And there are going to be people who don't give a shit. They're still hooked on tobacco that they'll pay the extra couple of bucks for it. Now while I'm trying to act like a week a year about your health, so we're going to make cigarettes more expensive yeah let's pick on the smokers you know it didn't really work it didn't stop people from drinking when they rose the prices of it up either it just really the state the kid just said you know what we're gonna be real with you all for a second the state's broke we need money that's why we're doing it if they would have said that okay at least being honest about, and I can respect that. But you weren't even being honest. You were just using, oh, smoking's bad for you as an excuse to raise the prices, and it's whatever. This shit delicious though. It's nice and dry like cigarettes. And it's got a good flavor to it. I still have a shit ton of this life, actually. This bag has lasted me a minute. Friend in my and bottle for me. Greatly appreciated. My third eye shows me shit. And it's wonderful. Really wonderful, yes. There's different kinds of pipe tobacco, the stuff's very dry, like cigarette tobacco, and an entire bag that size costs like 15 bucks flat out the door, like 14 something with tax, but a cigarette roller and ends up being a lot cheaper just to rule your own. And you pre-rule only. A pre-rolling is kind of a pain in the ass but people are gonna start doing that to keep hyping the prices up of cigarettes any more expensive. And if you're old enough to smoke tobacco on the state of war I mean then they can't stop you and say well you're cheating the system in normally your own cigarettes, you know. but generally speaking pipe tobacco is not only cheaper, well, you're cheating the system in rolling your own cigarettes. You know. But generally speaking, pipe tobacco is not only cheaper, to most non-smokers it smells better. Not that I care, I love to smell tobacco, period, but those are usually the aromatic blends, and I do enjoy a good aromatic. I don't have any at the moment, but I do have some of this Cherokee, I don't have any at the moment, but I do have some of this Cherokee red, which is really good by have tobacco. It's got a really nice throat hit, and it clouds nicely. Pack it up just like that. It's unclogged…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………. And it's a bit drier than that black cabinet so it'll probably light better too. Now you know me I don't really personally give a shit about offending other religions because I just I don't get into it you know I'm saying I don't that's why I say happy holidays because I don't I don't know what you celebrate and quite honestly I don't feel like hearing someone complaining that, how dare you offend me by saying Merry Christmas? Oh, I'm a distance in this faith, blah blah. And I really just don't feel like getting into that kind of stupid shit, that political correctness. And that's the thing I hate about the holidays in general is the political correctness. You can't just let people celebrate their faith peacefully. You gotta be a political ass about it and it's just like no. Sometimes being political is needed but and there are in some cases where you just go too far. And that's what I try to realize you know do I go too far with my political on my videos or is it just enough you know? That's one thing I don't you know, do I go too far with my politicalness on my videos or is it just enough, you know? That's one thing I don't, you know, I've been calling it hypocrite many times and yes, that is true, I have been hypocritical, but what the shit, you know what I'm saying? Nobody's perfect, that's regular tobacco taste to it. That's got a nice rich regular tobacco taste to it. That's just strong, that's tobacco. And I did cake on it, packed that sucker down. I don't think fans mind if I ramble for a bit on camera before the good stuff happens because you know like I said I haven't made a video on a long-ass time and Facebook live has been disabled for a good 25-24 plus days. So… So… Social media is a real pain in the ass sometimes. With fame comes responsibility. You know… You know, what's funny, as soon as I left Wendy's, a lot of the people are asking about me. They were like, where's Josh? Where's that lobby attended? He did such a good job. A lot of people keep quitting that Wendy's because of some of the management, no way they're treating people, and it's like, that doesn't surprise me. I'm not talking shit, that's's like, that doesn't surprise me. I'm not talking shit, that's just what I've heard, you know. Right now there might be like seven acres for sale, they'd be perfect for the Dream House. It's out of town tour, I could have my own private deal set up. Now in order for me to afford my dream house, you too, I'd have to become an awesome rock star or win the lottery. And one of the two is bound to happen in the next couple of months. Crazy things have happened. I would say look who we have as a president. If you're a Donald Trump fan, do not watch this video. I'm not going to talk mean shit. I'm just going to have a little fun with it. You know, I'm not going to be mean. Personally, I know how it is Mr. Trump being bullied by people on social media is fun and I imagine being the president, you get a lot of it. But at the same time I digress You said on your campaign trail you support the LGBT community then it seems you had office you say bro, come on, that's fucked, really. And then you showed America just to erase it, you were, by saying, and lying to the nation that Obama wiretapped Trump towers, no the fuck he didn't. What the fuck you doing in the White House drugs? Because that's what it seems like, I don't know. So hopefully Sean behaves himself and he's not too rambunctious you know because you never know with that crazy little puppet. Rusty might get in after Sean and do some bit you know I'll do a bit with each puppet as a grand finale with with the awesome guitar and you know he's a pipe a bit with each puppet. It's a grand finale with an awesome, awesome guitar. You know, He's a pipe-smoking ventriloquist who plays guitar and makes wands. And that's why some people watch because that shit's kind of interesting like, that's a random combination. To be fair, I might be better at guitar than I am of ventriloquism, but give the old college try, I suppose. Sometimes in life, that's all you can do, is give it your best shot. Yeah. And just knowing that I'm a sexy bad boy musician, who's capable of attracting some pussy. That's all the confidence I need in the world. In my defense though, you too, I do need to have more confidence in myself. Just because I have Aspergers doesn't mean I need to have less confidence in myself. It just means I have to not recognize my disability. I don't use it as an excuse but I am just saying that you know I am grateful the plug which I'm during real quick. I'm grateful that I can barely function in society where people with low functioning autism cannot. People with low functioning autism can barely function in society if not function at all. And most of the time, people who don't really function in society, so they end up in group homes, and that's not a bad thing, at least you're being taken care of, you know what I'm saying? The true heroes come and go, and come in different forms, YouTube. The people who are willing to get up every day and work in group homes with special needs people to help make their lives and everyone else's lives a little bit easier. No one asks you to do the job like that, but to those of you who do that thing, thank you. People with high functioning autism barely function in society too. They function well, you know, it depends on when they find their niche, you know what I'm saying. But I feel like it's never a little bit of guitar, just a little bit. This is a BC-rich war like I speak of. The sticker on the course on the back, get your spitfire sticker on the back, that's most definitely what's up. I didn't hit it hard enough to break it. It just kind of grazed. Careful hitting the guitars. I didn't hit it hard enough to break. It just kind of grazed it. Okay, there we go, switch the rings over so I can fret much easier. I'm That sounds weird too. Hold on a second. I'm There we go. I'm the I'm Not quite. Here we go. Drop drop these from the plane the the the the I'm I don't know. the the So you think he can tell habit from hell? So you think he can tell habit from hell? There we are, I don't playing for you, that sounded like, there we go, that sounded like Pink Floyd, that sounded cool. That's what I call some sweet hammer on, baby. You never want to pick up chicks at a bar. Hey baby, you like it, Dar Players, because I'd rock your world. I would still say they're saying, A-R-R-R-R-I- The nice thing about being single, however, is I have my options, is that I have my options. I don't have to rush anything and look in the right girl come to me instead of looking for it. That's the smart way to play it. In the meantime, just focus on my guitar playing, you know. Simple way to do that. I'm Oh, oh, gosh. Oh, gosh. I'm Spaghetti Western. I got some. I don't know. Or it would really be showing off if I tried playing behind my head. Maybe just saying, yeah, a bit. Damn. I'm the I'm What if I switch it over to something like it? I think I'll have distortion completely off, but… I saw it completely off, but… I'm I mean, wrong holiday. Nah ha! But there you go, a little bit of clean sounding stuff. Flip back over to the full distortion stuff. Flip back over to the full distortion. Dun-dun-dun-d' It's good. I'm a bit of a perfectionist when it comes to playing guitar though. I mean, to be fair, when you play guitar on social media, people expect you to be a god at it or a demon or whatever the fucking nothing. But, and when you're not like 100% awesome with it, people are like, oh, you're saying. the There we go, I knew I fair I get distracted learning all these songs on guitar there's so many awesome songs you can learn and I take what I've learned on guitar and I've learned on guitar and I've learned on guitar and I've learned on guitar and play it on YouTube and my progress slowly but surely gets better. the Yeah, I think rock that shit. I'm Well for a lack of trying at least I am trying to get better at guitar and among other things. I am. I'm not gonna. If you're going to play on a metal guitar, I definitely want to go with the best in the biz, which is the B.C. Rich, don't mind giving them some free advertising, no I don't. Because B.C. Rich is just rock that hard. I'm the Oh, it's slappy towards the end there, but I am…. I'm the I'm the I'm That's how I believe the National Anthem with Power Corps, is it sound sick as fuck, isn't it? Showed in. I'll get quick showing off and play the damn national. I'll get quick on. I'll get quick showing off. I'll get a quick show off. I'll get quick showing off and play the damn national anthem. Sometimes showing off helps me make mistakes on it. It's better than getting mad, I suppose. When you spend months learning the national anthem just to fuck up on it, you know. the the Oh, damn, so close to the ending. That's how I go, I played again and again until you're right, it's nothing on a practice and even if you spend months learning a song, you still fuck up on it, you know, it's part of getting better, I suppose. That's the button again, let's try this one more time. Oh, I hate messing up on that song but I can shred decently enough so I kind of pointless a bitch about messing up on it really. I suppose tried again, yes, I can't do. I'm sure we're sliding on that. the I didn't slide fast enough on that pooch shit fuck fuck fuck That's why it's called Good Start Practice, cool, didn't it? I suppose at the end of the day, yeah, that sounded cool how I played that. You gotta love electric guitar, such a beautiful sound. Any who? the the There we go that's what's on. I'm Yeah. That should satisfy the creating footage of a little bit of guitar for the fan that was a good grip of guitar. That's how I rock and roll on that shit right there. So he says, oh he plays guitar. Yeah right. Mess up on the nationalitil like six or seven times. seven times. And to be truthful, that cover idea with the distortion and the power cord is bad enough that that's all right. Sometimes that's how you get better at guitar, you too. I'll. Yeah, that's about a lot of light. Watch up. YouTube. So on the smokes in the backer and looking to that from Trulogus, Yeah, the jelbin wanted to see now. It turns some mean guitar along the way. I'm I don't know about y'all but… This smart talking motherfucker. How's it going Sean? It's going good, that's good. So where the hell do you work? I work at a funeral home. We work at a funeral home? Yeah, I'm used to seeing assholes with no lives. And tonight's no exception. Fuck you, Sean, Fuck you. Do you have any Christmas jokes? Yes, I do. Interesting. Well, Sean, what are your Christmas jokes? Well Everybody, everybody went to the Christmas party. Everybody went to the Christmas party? Yeah, everybody at the Christmas party was feeling joy and feeling merry So joy and Mary laughed. That's horrible. I know What's a church bell's favorite chocolate? Sean? So, well, do you have anything that's more age appropriate? Well. chocolate. Toll house. Get it? I need that name ring a bell. Oh my god, stop. So Sean do you have any more jokes? Yeah I got plenty of jokes starting with yo face. Wow, that's lame. You're lame. So what if they could reanimate the dead and teach them to sing Christmas carols? They'd be corpse carolers. Get it? Oh Sean, that was just morbid, really. Come on. You know those Christmas carols? Like jingle bells? You want to sing jingle bells? Yes, I do. You want to sing jingle bells? Yes, I do. Well, then sing it, Sean. Jingle bells, jingle bells, Donald Trump smells, President, but Hillary had to cheat. Hey, that's not how it goes. That's how it goes right now. Oh my god, Sean. Talking some political shit. Vintriloquist for dummies. Think about it. They got computers for dummies, cooking for dummies. What if they had a book called Vintroloquism for dummies? Would not be some funny ass shit? Uh… You can cringe all you want to, but you know that's your funny as hell. Wow Sean Is that nicotine? Yeah, I want some. It is this season for giving, right? But do you think that's a back or a shot? It's pretty good, right? Yeah. Beating out of the house, right? No shit. Breaking it up in your pipe? Yeah. Beats doing that, doing that for sure. he entered their fancy restaurant. I don't know Sean what did the skeletons say when he answered when he entered the what did the skeletons see when he entered the fancy restaurant? Bone up a teat! Uh… what the skeletons say when he entered the cruise ship? What's that? Bone Viagie get it bone? Oh, Sean, the skeleton joke was horrible. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? I don't know Sean, why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the guts to do it. Wow. You think your skeleton jokes are funny? You tell one. Mr. Funny man? I got a skeleton joke. Go ahead. Make us laugh. Mr. Funny man? a trombone. Really? That was just lame. Look I could have thought of something better than that. I got another joke, do you? I got a joke first. What's your joke? Who's your joke? Who's the King of Food Rock and Roll? I don't know Sean, who is the king of food, rock and roll? Elvis Parsley. Ha. Get it. Really, that was lame. You know what? You tell a joke then. Oh, doing this back and forth banter on YouTube. Yes, we fucking are. Who's pulling your string, you dummy? Shut the fuck up. Oh my god, no, stop with that. What? Be nice, what? No farting and burping in my face on camera. Why not? It's rude, Sean. I don't give a shit. You gotta give a shit when you push too hard and you shit your pants? Yeah, that's what you said. Last night, shut up Sean. You're doing anything fun for Christmas? Yeah, your mom, shut up Sean. I'm being serious. So am I, shut up Sean. Yeah, your mom, shut up Sean, I'm being serious. So am I, shut up Sean. I heard your mother was mentally unfit to raise children, is that true? Why gotta be like that, Sean? Why are you gonna bring up my past like that? Because I can. Because I can. And it's funny, because you're a mom's psycho. Don't be like that, Sean. Now, who's the dummy yeah people think you're my demonic child what that's a bunch of bullshit don't be like that he-h-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh so we're not gonna be obnoxious what we're not gonna be obnoxious what we're not gonna do jokes you jokes you gonna be nice it's you too you too you two you know we're not going to be obnoxious. What? We're not going to be obnoxious. What? We're going to do jokes. You're going to be nice. It's YouTube. You want to see Christmas girls? Yes. I bet we've seen Santa Claus come into town. Why? Because it's the holidays. Ah. Come on…. Come on, don't be a scrooge. Fuck you, Mr. Hollider Depression, don't be like that. Well, fine. You're missing Santa Claus's coming to town. I would be happy to do that. You better not cry, you better not pound I'm telling you why. Santa Claus is coming. Sean to town. What? It says he's coming, that just sounds gross. I don't think you want Santa stuff when you're stalking with that, and Julia, don't be like that. What? Finish the song and be appropriate. Come on, I'm just sad. Come on, I'm just saying. He sees you when you're sleeping over. Do I have to finish this song? Yes, ah. He knows if you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good. So be good for goodness sake. This song doesn't creep you out in the slightest. Why would this song creep me out? It's about an old man breaking into children's houses to give them shit. You can't tell me that's not the slightest bit creepy. Don't be like that Sean. What? I'm just saying, finished the damn song. Ahh. Santa Claus is coming to town. I'm telling you want…, yeah we all heard that song. What about Rudolph the Red Nose reindeer? I got a song for that. Oh God damn it Sean, you better be serious with this. I'm gonna. Rudolph the Red Nose gangster, really Sean had a very shiny gun. Then one foggy Christmas Eve, Santa came to say, would off with your gun so bright? Please don't shoot down my sleigh tonight. Don't know, Sean. That's not politically correct to make jokes like that. I'm just making fun of Christmas, girls. Not like that, Sean. Come on, no, stop. I wasn't… You're a party pooper. I am not. Party pooper. Shut up, Sean. Party pooper. I am not a party pooper. Yes, you are. make her on this time of year given the history of our country. That's our society's fault. That ain't guns fault. I know the guns aren't responsible for people's decisions to be stupid but that's beside the point. He made a gun pun beside the point. Oh. Oh Damn it! We'll find B like that. There's nothing wrong with being sober for a couple nights. Sure, whatever. What's wrong with you? I had a drink. It was good. Don't look you drink. Oh Really? Sure, why the hell not? Keeps my ass warm when I'm walking home. Especially if you eat spicy food, that should have burned your butt hole. Oh. Yeah. Oh, God damn it, Sean, why do you do this? What? Why do you have to fart? It smells horrible. No, it doesn't. Yes it does. No it does not smell horrible. Smells like roses. Ah. Sean, I'm trying to do a routine with you and you continuously farting and stinking at my apartment. It can't smell any worse than your tobacco. You spoke tobacco, you hypocrite. And your point? your point? because you suck at it. That's not what your mom said last night. See, only I can make jokes like that because my mom's a tree, so, you know. Yeah. Yeah. What now? What now? I got a new Christmas curl we could sing. What's… We've heard of the same ten Christmas girls growing up our entire lives. I got one that's sure to win the crowd over. I don't want to hear it Sean. Come on! Let's hear it. Let's hear it. Don't disappoint your fans. It's almost a two hour long video. You might as well. called Mrs. Claus's arm menopause. What? That sounds highly inappropriate. That's why it's funny. I don't want to hear it Sean. We're not doing it. Come on. It'll be funny. No Sean, I don't want to hear your inappropriate song. Let's just no. Come on. Please do it for me as a Christmas gift. Song, let's just know, come on, please. Do it for me as a Christmas gift. Come on, till this season is forgiving, in this video I might give people a good laugh at the end. I guess better judgment, fine. Geez, you get no pissy. Can I sing my song? Fine. You may sing it. Yeah. Yeah. Santa Claus is only allowed to come once a year. is only allowed to come once a year. He wants to have sex with his wife, but she won't touch. She, I say, I say she won't touch. His North Pole, because Santa comes once a year. So then he gets drunk and fucks his reindeer, because Mrs. Claus is on metapause. I pause to ponder why the fuck you would listen to this crude song. Maybe because you think this shit's funny too. You just pulling shit out of your ass. I'm being serious though. Mrs. Claws is on men of the Paws. Yo, yo. So Santa is only allowed to come once a year. And that's sex of months, so he's fucking his reindeer. Is that why they call it an elf on a shelf on a shelf? Don't be like that, you sick, you sick motherf… they call it an elf on the shelf. Don't be like that you sick mother. Mrs. Claus, as I'm in a pause. Because you know, Santa Claus only comes once a year. Huh. I mean a bad marriage joke. You know what I'm saying? Get it? Yeah. And when Santa said, come on, baby, let's go to my cabin and drinks a mag-nog by the fire. She said, no Santa, I have no desire. Oh, are you continuing with it? Yes. She says, you work too much. You care about the children and I want a little bit of love and too. But you've been working too much and never pay any attention to me. And it's so easy to see. She feels like she's getting too old for sex. Because, Miss Claus, I'm mad at the pause. And she got a beard bigger than Santa's. Yeah, don't. So, Santa only comes once a year, but he ain't been laid. And a whole year, and he's gonna be fucking his reindeer. And the mouth on the shelf because mr. Claus is on metupons yeah wow Sean that was horrible yes and so is your ventilic was act but you're still doing it broke the fourth dimension on that shit okay enough with the Christmas girls come on we got so much more to do let's take a break and use some more jokes do you have any more jokes besides your face I'm being serious so am I Oh my, why must we do this? It was your fucking idea's still your voice. Ha ha ha ha ha! How'd you do that? Whoa! Don't the untossable. You're trying to do something that's just not going to work. You know what's your naught on you negative, but you don't need your shit. Fucking ass, oh, the ass dirgers. Shit. Why do you keep farting on me because you have aspergers? I fart on you because you have aspergers and it's funny. Oh God, your breast stinks. Oh, dude. Come on. Now, but seriously, I got a secret. You got a secret? What's your secret? Closer. Closer. What'd you do? I threw my voice. You see that shit? Closer. Oh, your string came on down. Well, fuck……… Hold on my string ass hole, I'm sorry. What's your secret? Oh, oh dude. Come on, Brody. That's Groty, Brody. Your face is Groty, Brody. Oh. So you're not even coming up with insults. You're just using the same shirt I'm saying against me. Yeah, and your point. using the same shirt I'm saying against me. Yeah and your point? Disgusting lewd behavior is immature and childish. Why must you be like this? Because I'm a dummy, it's what I'd do best. Ah! What do you get when you mix the black plague with Friday shopping? I don't know what the black plague with Friday shopping? I don't know what, the black plague, the black plague Friday sales. Really Sean? Get it? If you mix the black plague with awesome sales, you know, you mix the black plague with awesome sales on a Friday, you get the black plague shopping, it's a plan on words. Press is not the only thing dropping. People's limbs are falling off. Don't be like that, Sean. Ah, the joke was rotten. Yes, it was. And that's why it was funny. silent fart really yes instead of silent night silent silent fart coming out of my butt hole silent fart what was that oh oh god Oh Oh God! Oh! Oh! Silent fall, heart, Silent fart, coming out of my butt hole, Silent fart, Oh, you're just being crude, Sean, I don't care. Wow. Wow. What's Jack Skeleton's favorite drink? I don't know Sean, what is Jack Skeleton's favorite drink? Jack Daniels! Ha ha! Night before Christmas joke. Get it? Oh! That's a whiskey joke. That shit funny. You know what? What? What Sean? I heard that joke you told earlier. What joke? What's a cat's favorite drink? Ah-huh. That's so lame. That's so lame, dude. That's the worst cartoon reference ever. Oh, you think you're much funnier than me? Oh, I know it. People don't give a shit about you., they care than me. I know it. People don't give a shit about you. They care about me. I'm the star of your YouTube show. No the fuck you're not. Yes I am. No you're not, Sean. Yes I am. No you're not. Yes, no you're not. Yes I am. B-f- B- Yeah. Siff on that, you dirty, autistic bastard. Oh, you're just extra mean tonight. Yes I am. Dummy talk of shit. Literally. Oh. Why? Why? Why? Because I can. And it's annoying you and pissing you off. Tis the season for giving. I'm giving you dude 100% percent like I said it's teach and try to that your ventriloquism sucks I'm definitely no Jeff no Jeff done um yeah you know took you long enough to realize that and you stole the joke really not my phone you couldn't prepare for this shit I did too prepare for this shit. Yeah, whatever what the fuck ever? of all the critics in the world of all the critics in the world. we are the biggest critics of ourselves. Highly insightful Sean, indeed. You go from being highly insightful to being highly crude, it's just, I don't even know what to think anymore, Sean, neither do I. Peaches some real shit. You know what I'm saying? What you stop finding? God damn it, that's horrible. You know it? Uh… Somebody baking Christmas fruit cake! Mm-hmm! Miss Fruit Cake! Just not roasting by the fire. Take the pls with balls of holly full on and on and on. Don't renew a holiday apparel. Ways and the gay apparel. You've got to be politically correct around this time of year. Really Sean, really? You do. You can't call it gay apparel. You gotta call it holiday apparel. They mean happy when they say that. I know, but times have changed, man. You don't want to offend the gays, they might get butt hurt. See what I did there? Oh my God, Sean, really. You went from being too politically sensitive to being completely politically insensitive exactly it fucking exactly yeah oh my God Sean hey what the hell you complaining about you got lay grease in the didn't you got yourself to putpuppuppusa some pussier, yes, and that's none of your business. How many girls is it? I want to say seven, that's all I'm going to say. Damn, dude, you get some, that's what's up. You're full of shit though. Just think you're creepy and you know it. You know what, Sean, I'm not going to let your negativity get to me. But you're a negative person, yes, but that's beside the point. Dashing through a plant blow what? You know you're dashing through the snow? Yeah you can say that. Dashing through the blow, a pound of it, Charlie Shin goes… Ketching HIV. He might have got from some dude he met in the alley. Don't be like that. What? Charlie Shini said he's by winning. Maybe he's saying he's bisexual. Don't do that, Sean. That's not. Oh, come on. We're not going to make fun of Shirley Sheen Sean and I apologize for that. I'm sorry for being an assole, are you? No, I'm a dummy Sean I'm being serious. Okay. I'm just fucking her in come on The state of the state of the situation, you need to. I just stopped breaking the string. Now my fault, the string broke, yeah, okay, you know what? Your string broke, so it's harder to loop it, but we're making this work, right? And, fucking, exactly. You know, sooner or then you think, I'll be sending you in… to the website to get you fixed, yeah? You'll get a standard upgrade, you'll look a lot more professional, that's what's up. Hell fucking, yeah. It'll be weird not having you in the apartment for a couple weeks while I do that, but when they ship you back, I'll just stick my hand in your back, and no more string, that's what's up. Probably more lifelike. Pretty much. I'm not going to say when that's going to happen, but it'll be weird seeing Sean off the shelf and away for a bit. Yes. How much does that cost? Well Sean, to send you off in the certificate to… I'll just… No….the certificate to…… have you…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… Or have you sent a way to be upgraded to a standard upgrade cost 100 bucks? That's not bad. Yeah, that's a lot cheaper than getting a new dummy. No shit. And I've had such a long history with you on YouTube that changing you, which feel weird. Yes, exactly. You know. But, uh, yeah….. But yeah, when's that gonna happen? When I can, Sean, cool, cool. In the meantime, the string, like I said, is broken, it doesn't loop like it should, but the mouth just still moves. Your mouth still moves, unfortunately. No one wants to hear your shit. And no one wants to hear your shit Sean. That's what you think. How about the song, Oh Christmas Tree? How about the song, Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree, How I love to smoke you in Colorado? That's not the kind of Christmas tree I met Sean. Not only in the summer when it glows, But even in the winter when it snows, oh, T.H.C. oh, T.H.C. You can make a country so rich, more rich than the bribes the companies pay, or greedy government every other day. Oh, T.H.C. Oh, T. H. C. This drug were blows and it really shows. Well, you're saying marijuana prohibition is a waste of time. Yes, I am. Child molesters and pedophiles are… and sex offenders of the such are getting less prison time than somebody busted for a non-violent drug offense considering how rich marijuana can make our country and how many medical benefits it might have that's kind of bullshit you know what I'm saying there's harder shit out there yeah what you're up to date on this. How much money does Wyoming waste every year on busting marijuana? Oh you're asking me how much money does Wyoming waste on taxpayers money for non-violent drug offenses like marijuana? Yes. 9.15 million dollars every year. Wait a minute. So they raise the prices of cigarettes and alcohol to make the states some money. Look at funding and programs in the state of Wyoming. That's pretty radical, but they won't legalize pot and ham for industrial recreational medical use. Yep. Why? Is the Republican on States? Or how much money did Americans spend on pot last year? How much money did Americans, the United States, of America, spend on marijuana last year? Yes. 53.3 billion. Dude, I almost shat my past that time. 53.3 billion dollars. right? Mr. Businessman. Got that cash crop just smagging you in the face. Saying legalize me. Make peace with the rest of the world. People stop fighting over stupid shit. Fuck the nukes. Huck mass shootings. What? Hask tag, fuck mass shootings. Hask, fuck the… God damn nask tag, Fuck the don't- God damn nukes. Just I'm the nukes man! Yeah! Nuclear warfare doesn't solve anything. Nobody wins from that. Even if your country has more nukes, it is irrelevant. because the environment everybody else suffers as a consequence from it. I watched your neighboring countries, your allies with suffer because you're pissed off on another country. That's bullshit. I'd have to agree with you on that Sean, indeed. You're not being politically, or funny, you're just being strapped political. Yeah, no shit. I wasn't being political, that's not what I meant to say. Get your shit together. I don't edit my so here you go. You too, gold. Yeah. Yeah. Now, you too. Who's the dummy? If people say you… You know what, Sean? People say you look like Billy from Dead Silence. Aw. I'll take that as a compliment. Can we hear your dead silence impersonation, Sean? Certainly. Billy, where are you? I'm here, Mommy! Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's just creepy. I know. Bewhere the stair of Mary Shaw. Beware the stair of Mary Shaw? Yes. She had no children, only dolls. her in your dreams. Be sure to never ever scream or shall cut your tongue out by the seam. That's not very festive I'm just saying that's a cool movie. And you point? Speaking of fuck shit. fuck net neutrality. Taking away the people's right to expression on the internet…. The people's right to expression on the internet neutrality… Speaking of fuck shit for a reason, right, right. I agree with you Sean, I don't think the government should have the right to restrict internet freedom. That's bullshit. It is bullshit. But what do you do? You protest against it, exactly. Put yourself in someone else's shoes for a second. I can elaborate more on that. Please do. Net neutrality is basically the government saying they're going to give the power of restriction to the cable companies and what have you. If the cable companies feel like a website is bad and they don't want you watching or seeing it, they'll restrict you from it. It's basically a violation of freedom of speech and freedom of internet use. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. These salty politicians who are watching porn behind closed doors because they're old as fucking, don't know how long I check them, much to be real, if they have a lot of money, right? Ask yourself this question. If they restricted the porn website, she weren't allowed to go to. And nothing like sick and disgusting, but just regular, whatever you're into, you know, regular categories, you know, right? We're not saying they should allow websites to show you how to make a bomb. That should be illegal illegal obviously, right? But what we're saying is that like, say for example, the government says we don't like YouTube, but it has too much use of freedom of speech, people have too many voices there, we don't want people talking, using their freedom of speech. So we're going to shut down YouTube, using net neutrality and shit. And that would be a dirty move because that would hurt a lot of people who use YouTube as a source of living. You know what I'm saying? Right? And the thing about freedom of speech, you may not like what the other person has to say. Everyone's entitled to it, right? Sometimes being an asshole for on purpose for the right reasons being an asshole for the right reasons you know and being an asshole because you can and just to piss people off. You know I'm saying there's a time in the place exactly. But I feel like most people don't realize that. mm-hmm. No shit. Sean seriously with this. Farting nonsense. It's getting old. You're getting old. I'm only 26. Uh-huh. Yo, almost 30. Shut up Sean. It doesn't matter. Age is only a state of mind, Brody. What the fuck ever? Yeah. on me, I want to get rusty out. Good, get your rusty and trulogism. Oh my god, Sean, really. Yeah. Two hours of this shit. Your fans are going to like this. It's going to take for fooker ever to upload. Yeah. But there you go. a gingerbread man's hair. Oh Sean, that's gonna be an inappropriate and bad joke. What color is a gingerbread man's hair? Ginger, duh. Heh-huh. It's kind of obvious, isn't it? What, kind of obvious? Yeah, it's kind of obvious. I don't know how you didn't guess that. Well, it could have been anything. Oh, Sean, your monocle fell out. Nice going, dumb ass. Sorry about that. You should be. Hold still, okay? Hold still Sean, so I can push your monocle back in. Okay. Fucking, autistic, fucking. It doesn't want to go in. Oh, that's not my fault now, is it? There we go. It's in there. Good. Some bullshit. Cheeky little smart ass. If I was a smart ass, does that mean I poop brains? Wait? What? You said I was a smart ass. I said, if I'm a smart ass, does that mean I poop brains? Does that mean I shit brains?. and mean I shit brains and have brain farts? Wow Sean, you said I was a smart ass? Ah. So I got jokes. I don't know what to say because that was just, wow, Sean. Far me one more time and I swear to you you will go back on the shelf. Is that a promise? Sean, do not tempt me? Farner me, one more time and I swear to you, you will go back on the shelf. Is that a promise? Sean do not tempt me. happy holidays people! ha ha! Oh my gosh I was horrible. What? Ha! You're going back on the shelf. Say buy to you tube you little shit. Buy to you tube you little shit. Buy to you tube you little shit. That's not what I meant. Ladies. Oh my God. This… This… This… This person. This thing. Some people like my longer videos so this will please the fans please the fans. This here is a Cobra Salk puppet, yes. No bullshit. Would you want some bit with that here in a minute? But, um… Just pack on some fresh pack tobacco. So folks, you have been witnessing literally that Sean's on his Christmas special, or I'll just ask my special. I want to age restrict it because some of the things in this video I've said are highly inappropriate. But other than that… I'm I thought, well, I thought I'll further do YouTube. Cobra are the Rusty sock puppets. What's up? YouTube. So how you doing Rusty? I'm doing good. I'm in the hood. Get it, Hood. I made a Cobra joke. So how you doing Rusty? I'm doing good. I'm in the hood. Get it, hood? I made a Cobra joke. I heard you like rap music. Why is that? You know, because of the mad spit. You know what I'm saying? Get it? Spitting Cobra joke? Oh. That's like saying what kind of cobra likes to wrap. I don't know, Rusty, what kind of, you almost called me Sean. I fucking hate that ass. Don't you ever, I'm sorry, tell your fucking joke. God damn. What kind of cobra likes to wrap? I don't know, Rusty, what kind of cobra likes to wrap. Cobra, big attention dumb ass. Are you and Sean both going to insult me? Uh, yes. How then spicy Cobra Farts! You're disgusting. So is your face. I've had sex with seven chicks, so I'd like to differ. Just keep telling yourself that. You're attractive because you've had sex with seven chicks. That don't mean shit. Do anything fun lately? I went bowling. You went bowling? Yeah, I got a lot of strikes when I went bowling. Uh… You got a lot of strikes when I went bowling. Uh… You got a lot of strikes when you went bowling? Yes, I did. I suck at baseball. Why do you suck at baseball? I always strike out. H-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h–huh-huh-laying-laying-t troubles at work- That's so lame Rusty. Oh come on. All I got troubles at work. You have troubles at work Rusty? Yeah. Union strike. God damn economy? Fuck. That's no joke. That's just real. No I'm saying you too. What's your favorite part about the guitar? Oh, that's easy. I like listening to your guitar scales. Get it, because snakes have scales. On that notes, yes they do. Back and forth with the musical puns, yeah! Uh… Hopefully this video doesn't get you in treble. Did you just say in treble? Yeah. Musical note joke, you know. Treble yeah Musical note joke, you know chicks like dudes who play guitar. They want the D minor I mean I dropped D tuning that's fucking awesome What you got there? Oh this is some Cherokee red pipe tobacco that was… That a friend bought from me at the mill smoke shop. Cool, cool. How long you had that bag? Damn it almost two and a half months. Yeah. That bag lasting you a minute. last minute. It certainly is rusty. I want to see a Christmas girl. I don't know, Rusty. Sean was pretty inappropriate. Come on. We wish you a very happy cover Christmas and a happy new year. Good time golf pussy to you my obnoxious autistic friend. Really rusty. You can't complain about that. It's inappropriate, but okay, whatever. We wish you a very happy cover Christmas in a new year. Yeah. It's a new year like tomorrow is a new day. You know what I'm saying? Could be worse and it could be better. Sometimes life in history is it seems. I like to think that Rusty. That's good. That's good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Mm-hmm, yeah. Watch out for the cobra, you get the bite. I'm spitting lyrical rah, I'm so tight, like a sock puppets. But the beat ready to drop it. Eating on the orange, because I'm coming off the door hinged with this cringe and this joke and it's no joke. I smoke my pipe and give her to her because that tobacco is packed. Like the Stady Yams when they come to hear you play that guitar. Like an old G rock star. Chilling like an old school rock star villain because you know my rap star left for realist in? The 307 to the 701. I'm busting mad flows to the day I'm done. Rusted. They call me rusty. It's gonna sound like it can be a trustee to trust, to make this video so easily when I flow so breezily. Oh damn.. This copar got some mad spit in his lyrical skill when I scaw and chill because you know my rapins for real, what you got? Are you challenging me to a rap battle? Yes I am. Yes I am. What you got? punk. I can't believe Rusty's challenging me to a rap battle. Come on. Unless you're a chicken shit. Oh now it's on Rusty. Oh no, what you got? Yeah they call you rusty because your wrapping skills are rusty. You might want to push up on that pen and paper sign because I'll school you in these mad rhymes till I'm done. Cook you up like jerking but put you between a bong because you're a snake. My belly's gonna egg so I cook you and eat you and spit you out. Use your bones to pick my teeth. Because I bust flows with relief. Got you school that like tools in a shed. Rapping to you, you tier to the day I'm dead this school. I take you too as a school of foolery because you're nothing but Tom foolery. around with foolery. No're nothing but Tom foolery. Around with foolery no one cares because people stare at this video like is this dude really gonna wrap to himself like this with the fucking Cobra sock puppet on his hand. But listen Rusty your wraps are so horrible people can't stand them while you even trying to wrap against me is pointless. what you got? B. All right, that was good. You got some skill but I'll give you that. All right. Yo. Yo. I'm not at the opera because I'm a fucking cobra when I hit the stage. Out of my fucking cage. The zoo couldn't handle me…. I hit the stage out of my fucking cage. The zoo couldn't handle me in my freestyle so easily. When I school you in this shit, you see my raps are rusty. What the fuck is that shit? Using my name to diss me, motherfuckers know me. I've slid it through these streets against a gritty. You know what the thing is, it's kind of shitty your wrap. It sounds like crap you're nothing by the fucking tree sap you know you try to wrap but it just sounds like crap yeah I say the same thing twice maybe I'll roll the dice and get snake guys check me yet when I wrap in full of a surprise or two you're coming at me but I'm coming at you like the strike it's like check me out when I hit this motherfucking mic. This pit, this venom, this poison. You don't wanna fuck with this shit, boys and girls. This guy tries to wrap it, makes me hurls. Spins around, swirls, do a 360, like double take, like, wait a second. You try to wrap, it shit sounds so horrible, it's making the whole planet have an earthquake. For God's sake, put down the mic, it's like, for real, you try to wrap, but you're nothing special, you're no big deal. A scar and kill, like a pennogram and seal, scooled you hard, because you're nothing but a fucking autistic retard. Draw the card out of the deck, which you you what I got a quick bite to your neck whoa whoa whoa just kidding I'm not gonna bite you but for real though your wraps they blow what you got to show damn rusty yeah yeah yeah I didn't think I could spit like that did you that's not bad rusty even if we could see your mouth moving the entire time. You know what Rusty? Your mouth's moving, so what's your point? My point is, you suck. Wow. A little bit of poison in those wounds. Uh… Okay, okay, okay, just full wants to scream. That was pretty good. That was pretty good, Rusty. What you got, what you got? His wraps are kind of crusty. I could feed you to a mongoose but fuck it I'll just cut loose on this mic Wait a second. It's like you try to wrap to me, but I'm understanding the flow you try to spit to me You try to diss me, but your wraps suck it's so easy to see I pee and piss On this rap because you're trying to wrap in his sons ludicrous. you go on diss me and use the other rappers name to pun it Well, hold on I'm not done yet I'm gonna wrap because I got no regret because my lyrical game is set Well, I finger this guitar fret I don't mean to stay long, but I got a jet because your wraps I don't mean to stay long but I got a jet because your wraps, the making me regret making this video, that's how much your wraps blow. Your lyrical skill is so weak and it's ready to show, it's already there to show, yo. Like a yo-yo to come back upon yourself. What's going to happen in this lyrical rap shit done and that puts you up on the shelf next to Sean? Hmm. Then what? dirty ho ho ho like a dead tree branch. I don't know why I don't know why I'm just branch but I don't have to flow because I'm spitting to you so simple. Oh what you got Rusty what you got all right all right that was good. That was all right for on the spot. That was all right. Check this out. Oh, oh, oh I flicked this tongue to smell the air and I smell a dirty rap and it just sucks and I don't care. I stopped to stare like why you're trying to spit flows on the mic, but really you're just dying. I'm smoking this tobacco pipe but I wipe my ass with your shitty ass rhymes. I wouldn't pay you since not even nickels and dimes to wrap up my party. Y'all shardee why you're trying to play short yum six foot one whatever I want to scoot you I want to make this rap battle done because I'm only just begun to spit on this mic, yo. My flow is so ill like a cobra bite because you know my lyrics are sitting and oh so tight. I strike with lyrical skill. My bite may or may not kill, but you know you sit there and try to act like you ill. Dude, your wraps aren't cool, They're lame, so just chill. You can't match to my skill, yo. But still, you try to pull off this wrap with me on your hand. Like a sweat gland, it sounds like shit. You try to say you're legit, but really you're nothing more than a piece of shit. You wrap stink and you know it. But really you're nothing more than a piece of shit. Your rap stink and you know it. You try to add cool but you know you're gonna let the fans decide and see who has a better rap skill. Let the rap battle show it. Yeah. That was pretty good. Just a back and forth shit, you know what I'm saying? That wasn't bad Rusty, not bad at all. What are they gonna say now? See all our long video of this guy playing guitar, Sean Rusty, doing Sean Authority's holiday episode. Yeah. heart don't even start always not done I've only just begun you already said that shit but I'm too legit to quit when I get on this bike and spit I don't spit van in my speak van the truth stings like a bike because you know when I'm gone out of the site people are gonna be asking yo when you're gonna do another Sean's on his episode for real though, yo. In trouble you're young, just look at this tongue. I'll be wrapping to you till you're done, because you ain't got shit on my flow, yo. Fuck the snow, fuck the cold, you don't been told. Where'd flow so chill, your shit ain't ill. Because my rap is skill, your rap is… making us all feel ill, ill, sick, because we're sick of your shit. Too legit to quit when I get on this mic. It's like, damn, rusty going ham. What you gotta say about it? Your ventrilokosn really sucks. But who gives four flying fucks? Because this guy's wrapping skills good. Even if his Vichilikosm ain't. People, you're like, you're supposed to be a god damn saint? What the fuck ever, because you know my lyrics? My lyrics were sick and clever. Like a lever when I dropped the beat. have a seat and listen while I'm listening all these haters and your face because you're wrapping and your channel and your videos and your guitar are a disgrace damn rusty damn right yeah I'm out of here drop this fucking imaginary mic have a good night oh I don't know how to beat this fucking imaginary mic. Have a good night. I don't know how to beat that that's pretty good. Well you know what you kind of beat yourself and also lost to your soul if you think about it. Yeah? Yeah? walls. Huh. What do you call bird-on-bird murder? I don't know, Rusty, what do you call bird-on-bird murder? Fowl play! Ha-ha! And I thought Sean's jokes are bad. You think you're funnier than me? You tell the joke. You can tune to tune up. You can… You can… You can tune to tune up. You can tune to a guitar.. But you can't tune to a guitar.. But you can't to tune up. You can tune to the guitar. You can tune to the guitar, but you can't tune a fish. Ah. No. No, bro. That joke's older than I am. Come on. That wasn't too bad. That was actually kind of funny. No, I just, that was just no. Just no. No. Just no. Or see I'm being serious though, do you have any other jokes? Because you have any other jokes? Because you're sitting silent for a second, because you have to adjust. What the fuck are people watching this shit for? It's kind of funny, no, no, no, no, just no, just no. Just no. No. No. Well Sean, do you have any other… You call me Sean? I'm sorry. I'm at Rusty. Don't want me in this shit. Shut up, Sean. There was an accident. Fuck you! And I'll fuck you. Yeah. No one asked your opinion… maybe come down down there…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….., no one asked your opinion. No one asked your opinion. Don't maybe come down there. He's all talk, and no bite. Ha-ha. Yeah, Sean, I said it. You're all talk, and no bite. I went there. See what I did. I made another snake joke. Yeah. Showed in. Uh… than anything you've ever said. For lack of effort really is I'm somewhat trying in this video. Yes. Considering you don't have a script. You just fucking wing this shit like a barbecue wing. Yeah? Pretty much. There. Yeah. Well, hopefully that satisfies the fans roasty. Yeah. Well, hopefully that satisfies the fans, Rusty. Yeah, they should. They'll get a kick out of it. If they're laughing their asses off about this shit, give them a man to kind of catch up like, whoa, what the fuck, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, I used King Cobra golf clubs. Get it? Wait you want to see Christmas country? Yeah, Cobras can sing country check this out My ex-wife don't be like that rusty. Come on. Let me do it Fine my ex-wife stole my Christmas lay So I'll be delivering presents in presents in prison. So I'll be delivering presents in presents My ex-wife stole my Christmas lay. So I'll be delivering presents on a John Deere come Christmas Day. She ran over my dog and drank all my agnago. Oh, oh, oh. My ex-wife stole my Christmas, presents on a John Deere, come Christmas D'oeuvres. Oh. Wow, Rusty, that was your Christmas song. Yeah, what'd you think? That was horrible. Fuck you. That shit was funny. Making fun of country music, you know, not all country music is like that. In your point? Sean's right, you are a party pooper. You can't take a joke. What you could farting on me. How the fuck am I farting on you? It's just your fucking hand. You broke the fourth dimension with this video so many times. Thanks for reminding me, Rusty. You're welcome. Have a happy holiday, people. I'll catch you on the flip side. You know. I'm not very social, but I can strike up a conversation if I have to. Aha! A closing snake pun! Yes! Wow, Rusty, you call me Sean? I swear to God, I will kill you. You can't kill me, you're a sock puppet. You're not a real Cobra. I am so. You see my hood? Yeah, Rusty, I see your hood. I'm a Cobra. You're not a real Cobra. Yes I am. No, you're not. Yes, no, you're not. Yes, I am. No, you're not. Yes, no, you're not. Yes, I am. Are you a coverat? You're a sock puppet that I'd even try to quisn't with? No, I am a real snake. Okay, if you're a real snake, how come I haven't seen you shed? Well, um, it's not time yet. You know, it's, uh, I've never seen you shed. And I'm pretty sure I take you off my hand, you're not going to talk. Oh yeah, I going to talk. Oh yeah? I'm yet going to still talk. You think you can still talk if I take you off my hand? Yes, I do. Do you want to prove this? Yes, I don't want to hear I told you. Well, I don't want to hear you. Well, I don't want to hear I told you so. No one likes hearing that, but sometimes, sometimes. I don't want to hear it. Anything else you want to see to our fine YouTube audience? Yeah. Happy holidays. Catch you all later. Ladies, Rusty. Yeah. Well, there you go YouTube a very long video of my very long video of my interlocuism and you don't have the greatest but a little bit of guitar playing a nice lengthy video for my fans this five holiday season Anyways, this is King Cobra with JFS with another video. Thank you for watching. And, uh, I'll catch you all on that storm.