New Mead
Original Video: New Mead
Transcript
It's mead time! We got some of this dull 100% pineapple orange banana juice. Let's go. And fuck my YouTube trolls there. The saddest sacks of shit. They are so fucking jealous that I have a girl that's crazy about me and they don't. And that my fans are willing to pay money to fly her out. They don't have that in their fucking life. They really don't. It's fucking sad. Two cups of sugar. I'm like, I don't have a text message all fucking day. People go, oh Cobra, I'm sorry to hear you have cancer, and I'm like, I don't have it dude. I did a tribute video for Toby Keith because he died of cancer and I like his music. And then my YouTube troll is decided to make fun of me for crying on that video. So I pointed out to my YouTube troll and I says, how would it feel if someone you cared about died of that shit? You would be saddened to press too. And you think that they would take the hints? But now, so now I've been getting text messages all day from random numbers. Oh Cobra, sorry to hear you have cancer. Eh. It's like, dude, I don't have cancer. People are fucking assholes. Faggett YouTube trolls. I'll start quite all the honey. There we go, that looks better. That's a clean, clean thing of there, right there. Dole, 100% juice, pineapple, orange, banana. No sugar added. But we kind of need sugar and honey to make meat, as well as our turbo yeast. Let's stir that around. I'll. I'm telling you right now you too my trolls obsession with me is really unhealthy. Donuts some quinin and chocolate cherries in there. I'll just go. I never see what these vanilla there. Fuckets. It's a meat recipe. Let that filter out for 12 days before we strain it. Not quite full of the top. So I'm going to top off with some fresh filtered water. So I give us plenty of room to burp it. I got to ferment, do a thing. Next we're going to add our turbo yeast, which will ferment into alcohol, look at like 20% in like a week. So realistically I could have 20% alcohol by volume on Valentine's Day if I wanted. It wasn't being super picky about letting it age. Take one third cup, I want to fill it with our turbo yeast. One cup of that. One last thing before we cap it. capets. We need a cap bit of water to it. I don't want a whole lot of water. I don't want a whole lot of water. Perfect amount right there. I'm working on it man I am working on it man I am working on it I am working on it it I lost the cap for my airlock when I was washing it but the cap for the cap for my airlock washing it's… I lost the cap for my airlock when I was washing it but the cap on these plastic water bottles fit the top just perfectly so there you go solution. and put a lid on it a little on it a table like crack right there. on my lap streaming with me and uh huh huh huh it's gonna make my troll so fucking mad dude now literally I made a video to pay tribute to Toby Keith because it's one of my favorite country singers and the troll's been fond of me for crying about that and I told them I says dude how would you fucking feel if someone you cared about died of cancer? You'd be fucking upset, especially if assholes were ripping on you for crying about it. And they, you think, oh hey, I hate Cobra, hey Cobra, sorry to hear you have cancer. And I don't have cancer, dude. You'll cancer in my wife and my fucking fagget YouTube trolls. Pop the airlock. That is a beautiful-looking jol of meagmon. Not sure how it's going to taste, but there you go. That wooden spoon! The turbo yeast, pretty much all the ingredients I used, minus the ingredients I put in here, or sitting to them on my fans. Because my YouTube fans are like, Cobour discovered a new hobby. He likes making his own wine and we like watching it. So you know what we're going to do? We're going to send him stuff to make more of it because this is entertaining. Put this in the closet to ferment. Look at that wine. Meat recipes.