Original Video: shitty Stand up

What up YouTube? I have a theory on why they call it diarrhea. Because when you die of embarrassment you're sitting there at Walmart doing some shopping. Next thing you know you gotta take a shit. Right. You go to bathroom and you're reaching for any way to hide the sound. You start whistling, showing up to the bathroom, doing show tunes, anything to cover up the sound. And because maybe you might have died, something died in the bathroom because you're just like, oh god, that smells horrible. And then the sound you make when you're squeezing it out of your butt hole, like, ah, ah, and you put it all together, you die of embarrassment, you're reaching for the toilet paper, and you like, ugh, you take out the ch, you have the sound, yeah, diary. I'll tell you. Yeah, there's probably some retar out there who's just like, Oh my God, you guys guys toilets are racist what why would you say that because they're white wow Is this what modern-day racism looks like, YouTube? I'm fucking sick of it. Working on my, uh, fine, my next album. I wouldn't say it's my final album, but it's going to be my next one for sure. I can pretty sure that the toilets are not sitting like going, you're black, I ain't gonna let you cooping me kind of thing, like what's? Who does that? Erase this toilet? That'd be some shit, wouldn't it? Yeah. It's pretty sure toilets are inanimate objects with no subconscious thought of what color the ass is when they poop in them. Yeah speaking of which you know what the ass told to the set of the toilet? Eat shit, motherfucker. And then when the toilet got mad, the ass said, hey man, calm down, I'm just giving you some shit. And I tell ya. No, it's ridiculous. Imagine going to Walmart and then come out and complaining. Like, I want to speak to your manager. Okay, what up? Your toil is a racist dog. What? Your toilet would not let me poop poop because of the porcelain was saying to me you I can't say it was a laughing because who the fuck dude there was some fucking snowflake who hates white people so much it's just like yeah that's a racist toilet because it's white let me guess is the racist white toilet toilet is he a piece of shit is he like to watch a NASCAR and drink beer Smoke Crystal meth and hang out with all of his KKK members like, get the fuck out of here dude. Well I gotta say is this, racist people are like diarrhea because they're full of shit. Yeah. Sing to be said for sexism too. And if you don't think these jokes are funny and just remember if Amy Shoumer did these jokes she'd be forced to laugh with them otherwise you'd be called a sexist.