No more chair
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I'm What's good, YouTube? Well, my cheer is seeing its final day. I was angry at something else and I punched a hole in the top cushion and my fist broke through and yeah and it was pretty much unsavable at this point so I had to get rid of it over trimmed my goatee. Unsavable at this point. So I had to get rid of it Overtrimmed my goatee So I had to shave it all off again And then trying to upload a song to my iTunes library from garage band. Even though I have the song set in like literally six minutes and 40 seconds, it's giving it six minutes and 53 seconds when it uploads to iTunes. And I can't have it on my iTunes library with 10 extra seconds of silence. It just, no, no. The album I'm working on is Trails of the Abyss. And the first song I have done for it so far is the song called, Legends Never Die. for it so far is this song called Legends Never Die and I feel like the song done it sounds cool I like it you know a nice way to open up the album because people aren't going to know what to expect with it when the song opens up I guarantee you you too though and people hear the opening of that song they're not going to know what to expect. When the song hits, and they're all like, whoa, you know. But alternative metal can be so difficult to get into as far as getting discovered and shit. So because I don't have a chair, right now I'm using my acoustic guitar case, I'm sitting on it. And I don't have a replacement string for this bottom one right here between the lines one. All the other strings I have for strings above. The second one, the lines one all the other strings I have of for strings above the second highest string that's the third highest string in the fourth third and sixth so so because I'm I also set of strings I decided to tune my guitar to something that I could fuck around with on a YouTube video that would sound. It would sound something decent I guess. the So even with only five hours strange it's still playable. So even with only five hours strange it's still playable. For those of you who believe it, like, oh, you're just using distortion to hide your mistakes. Okay. Here's no distortion and missing a string. But yeah, shooting on an acoustic is a lot different than turning on an actual electric, mind you. I'm I'm I'm I'm so good at guitar, it's a wonder I'm not swarming and pussy right now, I'm I'm the Oh, son of a bitch. Well, that makes two strings in one night. You know, I thought I had a string for this other one up here. And then for a kid, it snapped on me while I was trying to turn it back up. And I didn't have a replacement string for it. And then trying to tune the high E back down to a standard tuning, it snapped on me. Huh. Look at that, I only have four strings on this little bitch. I'm and black Sabbath sounds sounds a little bit different on acoustic, doesn't it? And when you have a string that breaks or snaps on you and you gotta take it out There is only one way to do it You take some pliers some nice needle nose pliers there You know, you know, one snippers make sure there's a nice needle nose pliers that are You know, you know, one snippers make sure there's snippers, you know, not snippers, you know, not snippers, you know snippers, you know, you know, one snippers, make sure they're snippers, not snippers, you know, pliers. Snippers will have one side will be closed off, for a sharp edge, you don't want to use those. And, um, very gently, squeeze the peg right there that holds the string. and just like that. Take the string out, it's snapped, boom, get out of there. Way quickly you'll notice that the groove, there's a groove in that peg right there. Okay that's where the string catches and holds it in place. And always make sure that you discard any broken strings. Because if you step on this, these fuckers can go through your feet. And you don't want a string stab when you're in the foot. That would not feel good. Like that's something. Well between the issues I was having with garage pad and iTunes earlier over trimming my goatee to having the shave and all off losing my chair because of my temper. Now the cutre listons.. two more strings off your acoustic that you cannot immediately replace. It could be worse though, is they got the full set of strings on my electric, huh? It's a little late in the evening to be playing the electric. I'm just saying. I'm I was off. I'm I'm Yeah, that's life though. Sometimes the lothoia curveball. And what literally happened was, I noticed that it was a section of my eyebrow and I missed right along here when I was shaven earlier. And as I was going to trim it up, it sort of looks good like it does now. Right when I faced it, somehow my tobacco pipe fell out in my mouth. It was hanging out in my mouth. Bounces off the sink. Rolls over in air, fucking half-pipe sit down into the bathtub. Spilling the contents of my tobacco everywhere. I can't see how I was too thrilled about that. Oh, wait, where's the pig? Oh, there's the pig. It's true. Shit, if I was just good at the guitar when I was in high school, I would have been swimming in pussy. Yes. I'm The very simple version of Fur Release had to be moved from these strings up here to like somewhere up here I guess. Damn. Now sure any only four strings. But not by choice either. I'm Yeah, I think that's, uh… Yeah, I think that's asking Alexandria. I think that's… I forget the name of it. It's either… It's either… I think it's… Asking Alexandria… Or… Bring me the horizon, one of the two. No, it's esqu Alexandria, a prophecy, there we go. I should have known the tides are getting higher we can still survive above the way above the way. of the way. This world will never be where I slept left in. If I don't get… And if I don't get it… And if I don't get it at all… And if I don't get it all, If I say it's not too late. It's not how you play the entire fucking song, but whenever. So now I got a new computer chair, so, so now I got a new computer chair, so to speak, something cushiony and all that. Probably something a little bit smaller, and a little bit smaller, when it was a cushion, different color black or black or something like that. Probably something a little bit smaller when with a cushion on it. Different color like green or black or something like that I guess. But until I get to every placement chair I'm going to be sitting on my acoustic guitar case. And other will have to do until you get a seat. This is a pretty solid guitar cage though so I'm not worried about it. I should be able to sign on the neck portion like right here. I guess there's something until fucking I get a chair replacement because this is… B.S. replacement because this is BS. And there's nothing you can do about YouTube, it's just the guess of it. Instead of sitting directly on it, I'll just leave my back against it like that. BAMOO! That way I'm not risking this thing caving in and me sitting on my guitar and smashing it from the inside. Oh god damn it, that would just… dude, I'd be done after that. I'd be like so fucking done after that. I'd make a video that happened, I'd be like, I'm done. This was an accident, and it'd mean for it to happen, I'm done YouTube, I'm fucking done. And that'd be the last year of it. This is straight up. I want that to fucking happen. If I can avoid it. I'll Sometimes that's just the nature of the game man. I just transferred $20 to my bank account. So I'll look around downtown and see what they got for our use furniture. You know, if I find… furniture, you know, if I find a little chair that I could use for a replacement, then, yeah, you know. Sometimes it's just the nature of the game you use, you really can't change that. Oh well. Anyways, this is King Cobra JFS with another video. This is King Cobra JFS with another video And I'll catch you all on the flip side