Original Video: Papa Johns food hack

What is up? Fellow YouTubers. So, I went and ordered some Papa John's online. And some Stupid Troll called the store where I ordered my pizza from. I don't know how they found the store on where I called my pizza in. called the store where I ordered my pizza from. I don't know how they found the store on where I called my pizza in from online. But some troll literally called the store I ordered my pizza from and tried to cancel the order. But I was already out for delivery. So nice try trols. Uh… No, to quote the, um, the driver, he's like, oh, did you cancel your order? He's like, oh, did you cancel your order because of a family emergency? And I'm like, no? I didn't cancel your order because of a family emergency? And I'm like, no. I didn't cancel my order. What the fuck? Gmail. All right, so I have a large five topping pizza with original crust cheese pizza. And the five toppings I chose besides extra cheese which is yeah. We got pepperoni beef, bacon, Philly cheese steak, anchovies. Pepperoni, beef, bacon, Philly cheese steak, anchovies………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….. Anchovees. Peproni, beef, bacon, Philly cheese steak, Anchovees. There's your five toppings. Boom, extra cheese. A two liter of Mountain Dew. Now check this out. I went and got a great deal of Papa John's.com, YouTube, a large five topping pizza with either your choice of cheese sticks or breadsticks or garlic knots. So you get a large pizza with five of your favorite toppings and a side of either breadsticks, either cheese sticks or garlic knots. That's a pretty good deal. With tax, I ended like a dollar five. And then adding a two-liter of Mountain Dew, I paid like $20.98. Delivery fee, total fee, delivery fee was $2.99, total fees, same thing. But with tax, there was like a dollar five. But with tax, there was like a dollar five. And then with tip, Grand Total was like $27.02, which isn't too bad. Seeing the custom pizzas I was getting, there were much larger costs about the same. So. Let's take a look here, YouTube. Now, what do we have here? We have… This is our, and I quote, this is our cheesy bread. I got cheese sauce and garlic sauce to put on top of it. We're going to use this extra garlic sauce for our pizza. So let's go ahead and food hack our cheesy bread real quick. Chee bread with the mozzarella. Rather than just dip it in there in the cup, when I just goop all that delicious cheesy goodness. Under our cheesy bread. I like to order at least one pizza when I sell my wands. and I got a good deal at Papa John's. And I got a good deal at Papa Jones. And then of course we'll take the garlic butter and we're going to smear it on top of our cheesy bread. Just enough garlic butter in this cup. Let's put a little bit of it all over the cheesy bread just like that. and if we're gonna food, I'll, why not add some Doritos to it? Take our cheesy bread and you can food hack a little bit. A little Papa John's food hack here. Kind of. You know the trolls tried to fuck with my pizza order they saw me do you want a live video on Facebook they're like yeah let's call and cancel it just to fuck with him because it's funny they'll get all pissed off and bent out of shape because this pizza didn't show up. Uh-huh. They're like Papa John's look bad and yeah and it failed miserably. Because by the time the driver got here he's like did you cancel your order and I'm like no. A couple more at least, do we have those chips here? Make sure we get it all over the cheesy bread. There we go. There we go. There we go. Definitely need… Good thing to get packed on the napkins because food hack in this is going to get messy. But there we go. There's our cheesy bread all hacked up. Set that to the side. It looks delicious Papa John's. And then we're gonna, these empty cups, set those to the stonage for the moment. And now we have our five topping extra large pizza with extra cheese, the goods. God damn it! They included three extra garlic cups with this order. Oh my god. Yes. Now I can put like four garlic cups on this pizza with the gerrinos. funny the troll is fucking with me they're just like oh yeah we'll show him what trying to get his order canceled this will be funny as fuck yeah that actually helped me out a little bit so nice try trolls Now, this garlic butter that's in the, um, the pizza box is all nice and warm. Hold on. Yeah, there we go. Now we're gonna get all this garlic butter onto our pizza. Yeah. Mm. Mm. Mm. There we go. So maybe it's not completely melted, but some, okay, here we go. Here we go. That's what I like to see. Some of these are gonna be a little bit, but that's all right. Some of these are milked, some of them aren't, I don't care, I'm eating dank pizza y'all. we're going to food hack this mottle-up beep real quick. And this one, yep, the cup on this one is nice in the warm too, so it should just plot on there. Yeah. So I basically went all meat on this pizza. This stuff's pretty good. I like… Now it's hard to pick because they have a lot of awesome toppings to choose from on the meat department. But… But… I went with beef instead of salami this time. Well I address these sauce cups right quick. I'll throw these sauce cups away. I'll be right back. Oh yeah. We were not done yet folks. Let's see, we got here for seasoning packets. We got Parmesan cheese. Oh yeah. There we go. I'm going to go ahead and leave these here. And we're… Set a plate down, you got our napkins on the side, all right. Now, I'll leave two napkins here because we're definitely gonna, or at least half the stack here because we're not done just yet. You're not done just yet, yo. Let's go over to our pizza. We're gonna add our seasoning packets. We got some special seasoning. Oops. Ah! I dropped it in the pizza. Smoothe. Real smooth. Go like that. I want to collect it all into this plate just for now while we get to the rest of it set up. Oh yeah. There we go. You don't need a whole lot of that. And then we'll get our pepper flakes nice and proper. proper Oh, sound a bit you did again Yeah. I get all of these promisot packets onto our delicious packets onto our delicious five topping pizza. Ugh, YouTube. This just looks and smells amazing. Like as I'm sitting here putting this pizza together, my mouth is just, my mouth is watering. You don't even know. So this right here is for YouTube, and this is where I like to call Papa John's five meat pizza hack pretty basic got a pretty good deal here on this particular I'm not gonna go pizza crazy in order I'm not gonna to go to pizza crazy and order pizza like all the time now, but you got to treat yourself for at least one pizza. You feel me? Feel what I'm saying? Yeah. Okay, now we got two more things to do to this. I want to take and dump all these empty seasoning packets and throw them away here. All right. Cool beans, man. And now I want to take the d'erinos, and put them on top of the pizza here. And turn it, so you can see it. There we go. Let's put the gerrinos on top just like that. Let's put the g that was on top. There we go, that's beautiful. Yep, we don't want to overdo it with the gerrinos, but just a nice, nice little crunchy layer. Booh yeah. Wow! I put these gerrinos up, grab a napkin so I can wipe my hands. Holy Shire to Batman. These food hacks look amazing. And that's the thing is Papa John's doesn't it so I don't get it, just so they can see me react on camera. It's so stupid, dude. Like, are you just bored? You know, is your life so miserable that you're like, let's pick on somebody with autism? With autism. But there we go. There's our food-hacked pizza right there. The five meats, some seasonings, gerinos. Now which one should we try first? I'm thinking the cheesy bread first, but before we get into that cheesy bread, poo. Papa John's has a very very very spicy pepper. It's not too terribly spicy but spicy enough. Magn I'm going to cool my lips off with some of this mixed drink really quick. Hold on a second. Yeah, splash Jack Daniels and some monster peach tea. I think a humongous bottle of Jack one was really tinier ones, you know? Yeah. Oh yeah. Well, without further ado, that's getting to it. Right off the bat, this cheesy bread, it's got Mozzarella cheese, garlic butter, cheese sauce, crushed up dreritos. Oh. Let's turn off a piece of this cheesy bread. Oh dude. Hold up. Just come in a little slice of that. Oh dude. Oh man. You know that cheesy bread be some deliciousness right there. Rather than trying to dip it, just cheesy bread? So good. Definitely add a nice crunch to the cheesy bread. Maybe general rule of some, Because that's just weird. Come on ma'am. That's some good cheese bread. Well I've got one more slice of this delicious food-hacked cheese bread. Oh man. You don't even know right now. Mm. Oh man. Oh man. You don't even know right now. This cheese bread is dank. Mm. And I'm sure by itself it's just delicious as is. But adding garlic butter and cheese and crushed up Gerido is on top of it. Oh man. Well. Yeah. If it's date night, you go into a party and you're bringing Papa John's and you bring up some of this. They're like, what is that? Do just try it? I take one little slice of that and they're like, damn! You'd be like, they'd be like, is that something you can hear that Papa John's? You're like, nah, man. I food-hat that motherfucker. Yeah. Oh, that's good. Eat right there. Oh yeah. Yeah. food happed goodness. But now we save the kup to his dance for last. And with it being NFL football Sunday you know you already know. With NFL Sunday being played you already know. People will be watching the game and wanting the pizza. That's out of go. All right Joe. This is that five meets deal when I did. Let's see how it do. Go ahead and turn off the piece. Oh. Oh man, that first bite. That first bite. That first bite. Oh. Oh. Oh man. That first bite. Oh. Oh, oh.. Oh man. That first bite, I just started chewing on it, and I'm like, hmm. Big little shit eating grand on my face, because this is some good shit right here. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Ladies and gentlemen, that's a pizza. Now I'm not going to go stupid crazy with ordering pizza like crazy, you know. You gotta treat yourself to pizza every once in a while. And everything on this pizza is working nicely. Oh, crust bowl. Oh. Yeah, the only thing that sucks is because the order got canceled, I literally, I got back into my apartment, and they said, was canceled on like excuse the fuck out of you. I paid for that bitch. I didn't cancel it. I'm waiting outside for my pizza to show up. So how can I have called and canceled it when I ain't got a phone? Like, these trolls literally have no life, dude. They live to torment and torture. And it's just sad. Let's grab up another slice of this real quick. Oh! Yeah. Grab two slasses of this deliciousness. Let's get one last look at that delicious pizza before I put it up. Shoo! Here's the cross section. Yeah. What to call this video on YouTube? What to call this video on YouTube? What's calling it's a… Papa John's five meat treat food hack. Yeah, I like the sign of that. Show the logo. The nice thing about being a bachelor though is that will keep me fed for quite a while. I mean half that thing of cheesy bread in like two pieces of pizza. I'm just like, whoa dude. Getting full off some dankness. So yeah, with it being NFL someday, of course people are gonna be wanting their game day pizza. And you definitely can't go wrong with Papa Johns. Oh. That is some good piece in me. Pizza, ma'am. Let's get a close up of that. Extreme Pizza Close Up. N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n. This is one of those pizzas where you're just like, I don't care about the calories, I'm having a couple slices. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This pizza is bomb diggy. Now I don't go crazy spending all my wand money on… Fucking pizza. Ordering it? Nah, I do. Order at least one and food hack it a little bit full. Now when your body starts telling you, hey, you're starting to feel full. Then stop eating you don't want to overeat you know feel like shit afterwards but how yeah this is some fucking good pizza yo the combination of meat that I put on this pizza. I like it. With the seasonings and the Doritos chips and the garlic butter. Yeah, that pizza's rocking. You hear that crunch of the crust? You hear that crunch of the crust. and show if he's all I can personally, that's just me. All that look on my face when I took that first by the pizza I was like, I should tell you something, you know. There we go. That definitely hit the spot. Thanks for the pizza. Now I've already paid for it. They already got me on card. So, you know. Now I've already paid for it, they already got me on card. So, you know. Yeah, I don't know why a troll is going to be like that. You know, I'm on Facebook talking about my eating disorder and how I have body image issues. And I feel subconscious when I eat sometimes, you know. And so they're like, okay, he finally worked himself out of his little disorder deal. To order some pizza and, you know, whatever. Let's fuck with him. Let's call and cancel the order just so when he sits there and says, Hooker Moon isn't showing up yet, you know, because he doesn't have a phone so he can't, you know, dumb asses. I would definitely give that reading skill of one being the lowest and four being the highest. I definitely give that little pizza deal that I just did that little you know pizza food hack that I just did that Papa John's five meat treat food hack deal. I give it a solid four man that's pretty good. Everything on that pizza was working quite nicely. Still a pinch of that Jack Daniels and Peach monster in there. Let me finish that real quick. Now this here is of son of a Baptist right there made with local coffee coffee stout with cacao nibs What do you think of that? You ever seen a beer like that before I bet you haven't yeah Oh This is the kind of beer that tastes like like if Starbucks went 21 and older they were just like what serve this? You know this is yeah dude. That coffee stout is delicious. Am I going to mix it with the Mountain Dew? I don't know. That might be kind of weird. mixing a coffee stout with the Mountain Dew? I don't know. That might be kind of weird. Mixing a coffee stout beer with Mountain Dew. Ugh. Tapping on the caps, the fizz goes down. Hmm. That'd be weird, wouldn't it? So what I want to do is pour some Mountain Dew in a cup. Why not? I'm going to do it for y'all sick entertainment because watching me food hack, a pop with John's Pizza, some people are going to love it, some people are gonna hate it, it is what it is. I'm eating food that I like to eat so haters can hate. Now we're gonna mix Mountain Dew with some son of a preacher coffee stout from Epic Brewing Company. That's basically a coffee beer. You know the taste of this reminds me of, I, it tastes like Guinness and Coffee. Like no bullshit. It kind of reminds me of this, this beer that the Wonder Bar used to do before they changed. I can remember when the Sam bar was still the Sam bar. You could go have a beer, Corrid of Beer Night on Thursday. And then I also remember being able to walk into the Wonder Bar and have a homemade beer that's made on the spot. Like, oh my God, that was so good. And the Wonder Bar would make this beer in their bar. And it was a little bit darker, a little bit darker than Guinness, and it had a very similar taste to this beer right here. I like a sort of a coffee sort of stout flavor, very good. But I'll stop reminiscing about the good old days in Casper and get this drink combination going. Oh, look how dark that is. That is sexy. This crazy bastard just makes coffee stout with Mountain Dew, oh you already know it. As if the pizza wasn't weird enough, let's make a weird-ass drink combination to go with it. Dude. Okay. I'm not just saying this, but that drain combination right there, that's pretty good. Mmm. Mmm. The stout's kind of bitter. Mmm. The stout's kind of bitter and the Mountain Dew adds a sweetness to it and then you get the pull of the coffee with the Mountain Dew so it tastes like citrus coffee stout basically. And, phew, that is delicious. Because it's coffee stout. We're going to call it Cobur's Coffee. Yeah, there we go. It's got a nice ring to it. You take some coffee stout and you mix it with some Mountain Dew. You want to take it a step further or place this Mountain Dew with not your father's mountain ale. Well, she's basically alcoholic Mountain Dew, that shit's delicious. Between that bomb-ass drink combination and that bomb-ass pizza that I just had, my stomach's feeling pretty happy at the moment. You know, and I shouldn't be so self-conscious about gaining weights during the winter time because quite frankly that she'll keep you warm. Yeah. I'll get the lawn shipped off Tuesday that way. I can make for damn sure that the lawn money I have from the last three to four lawns that I've sold arrives. That way I know I have enough. includes one of these marble smooth baby the perfect cigarette to complement such a delicious pizza I like smooths and ex-tiz marble slates camel filterless top four favorites, man. I like reds too. Camel Nain's, man. Large five topping pizza on the side of breadsticks, basically. Yeah. Now, but the pizza delivery person, YouTube, is like, someone said you canceled your order? And I'm like, no, I didn't cancel it, dude. I've been sitting here waiting for my pizza. So I don't know who called and canceled it, but… These trolls, man. Uh… Boom, there you go. YouTube, it's your sexy goth bad boy coming back at you with another delicious pizza food hack. 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