Original Video: cobra cane unboxing

What is up YouTube? So… I kind of wonder if the package I just received is the Cobra cane that I ordered. Now it's weird because I got a notice from UPS yesterday saying, sorry we missed you. So the package was from Amazon hmm or not constrictly remember saying to myself I might have ordered it from eBay but I don't know All on boxes is a bit easier in a minute. Let me get this, uh… There we go. Get this, um… Alright. So I don't know YouTube if this is it or not but I will say this when I got the when I got it from UPS It came in a bigger box so it was like a box contained a box contained in a box contained in a box contained in a box contained within a box contained within a box contained within a box contained within a it's like a box contained within a box and it's definitely a lot taller so if my Copra cane actually did get here then I wouldn't have to wait around Friday and be like oh I wonder when it's going to show up I'll load my pipe up with some tobacco real quick and then… I'll add my tobacco pipe up with some tobacco real quick and then… I'll add a little more tobacco pipe up with some tobacco and tobacco and then… I'll rip this tobacco pipe up with some tobacco and then I'm going to rip this tobacco and then I'm going to Unbox's bloody fucking co-breaking So I don't know, maybe like the eBay seller ordered it from Amazon or whatever, I don't know. What's going on here with that? But what I do know is, well, I did order another Cobra cane, so maybe this is the one I ordered. The first one I ordered, the website advertised it as a… and I shit you not, the website, the website…… the first one I ordered the website advertised it as a and I shit you not the website advertised it as a king cobra sword cane and well I like king cobra sword cane and well I like king cobras I like sword canes so I ordered one it was like 16 bucks in some I ordered one it, so I ordered one. It was like 16 bucks and some lot sense. And when I got here, after a day of delayment, the cane was poorly made sheet metal on the cane's part. On the Cobra head, it was two separate pieces bolted together and and the bolts that bolted the two pieces together was visible from the front of the hood completely visible. At first I thought it was a defect and then upon closer examination it wasn't a defect that's just where they put the screw to hold the two pieces of the Cobra head together. I'm like, okay, so the cane's made out of shitty ass metal and it bends real easy. And the Cobra cane head is not even one solid piece. All right, I can overlook all of that if the sword's at least somewhat decent. But then when I unscrewed the Cobra cane head it came with get this no sword blade that's what pissed me off I was like mother fucker I paid $34.90 because after the 16 plus dollars it came with shipping and I was so pissed dude I was like God damn it. After the 16 plus dollars it came with shipping and I was so pissed dude I was like god damn it I kind of wanted another Cobra cane anyways so this might be the one if this isn't the one that I ordered then um more than likely a fan might have sent it if this isn't the one that I ordered. I bet you've got the box right here. Just getting my lap. He uses awesome Smith and Weston blade and Open the box. Open the box up. Looks like I got up just in time too because by the time I got up out of bed at like 1017 I put my apart with keys in my coat pocket and I went and I sat outside for maybe no more than 6 minutes when you p. when you pike's in my coat pocket and I went and I sat outside for maybe no more than six minutes when UPS showed up. And they're like, I eat Mr. John Saunders and I'm like, yep. And they're like, well, we got a package for you. All right, cool. To be brutally honest, if I had to deal with shipping and handling in Casper, I would much rather go through UPS. Much rather go through UPS. Now as far as the USPS, getting their packages delivered, and everything, they're very reliable on that. But… Receiving your packages from USPS here in town can be a pain in the ass sometimes. But UPS at least delivers to your front door and if they missed you, then they missed you, you know. I bumped the desk and opened this box. I was trying to open this box. I bumped the desk and opened this box up. I knocked my camera around. What have we got in the box? We got bubble wrap and empty box. This is warning. Hm. This is warning. This decorative walking stick is not weight bearing. This decorative walking stick is not weight bearing and is not intended for orthopedic use. Thank you for your purchase. Hmm. And then you have And then you have this thing wrapped in a bubble wrap. Cogrow a walking stick. Okay. Hey, hey, YouTube, yes what? I recognize the color of it through the bubble wrap. Yep, this is the one I ordered all right. I recognize the same warning attached to the cane that was in the box. All right, so how much money did I pay for the Bunko Cobra cane that had no sword in it? I literally paid, what was it, $34.90 for a 34.5 inches tall piece of shit cane. And how much did I pay for this one? How much did I pay for this decorative, how much did I pay for this decorative gentlemen's cane, you ask? I paid $103. $103 and some odd cents. I paid $103 and some odd cents for it. And… Ooh YouTube check up that sweet set up That is that's pretty sick-looking hell yeah I dig it You know, I walk with it, it sits right here. It sits right here, so that's not bad. That's not bad at all. Now obviously the head does not, the head does not unscrew or anything, the heads on there perfectly solid. Um, does this feel like I spent a hundred some odd dollars on a cane? It kind of does, you know? And looks like the, um, the wood on the cane right here. and looks like the the wood on the cane right here it looks like it's made out of a pretty solid wood like the kind of wood you'd see on a cue stick or a pool stick I mean the wood feels like it's made from the same material they use to make pool sticks which are pretty pretty pretty tough and this colbricane head though oop this colbracane head that's pretty uh that's pretty fancy. Oh yeah this may not be a sword. This may not be a sword. That's pretty fancy. Hell yeah. This may not be a sword. This may not be a sword cane, but that's all right. That's quite all right. I am definitely much, much happier with this Cobra cane than the one I ordered previously. Like, this thing looks like it'll last a long ass fucking time. Oh yeah. You get solid quality cane too, this looks like. At least I hope it lasts me a long ass time. You know I hope, you know what I'm saying? Now the head is one solid piece, as you can clearly see. And the head is also a polished pewter. This particular cane is either, I think, 35 inches. I think 35 inches if I'm not mistaken. said this is not a medical cane of any kind. Let's see if I already use it to get out of a chair. Yeah, it seems to work just fine. Now, I don't need a king for medical use. Really, this is just purely for showmanship, you know what I'm saying, YouTube. That looks like a much better quality cane too. Yeah, that'll do nicely. That was the, uh, the test. And, yeah, that feels pretty solid. Hell yeah. Got the glowing right eyes on either side. The mouth is wide open. And then you got the hood, which is beautifully carved and polished. And then you got the actual the wooden part of the decorative cane itself at the bottom of it. Yeah. This feels like a very solid piece. It's… yeah. This feels like a very solid piece. I'm saying… I can dig it YouTube. Hell yeah. I don't know entirely I have to dispose of this second box real quick and I'll show be back. Hold on a second. Oh, God damn it. A low battery. Okay, hold on a second. Before I go through that box away, I should, uh, I click. There we go. I'll be right back. I'm Here's the kicker of it, YouTube. I ordered this Cobra-Cane. I ordered this Cobra-Cane. Literally, three to four days. literally three to four days three I'd say yeah like yeah three to four days before the eclipse and it looks like it got here maybe like two days after the eclipse I mean it said it was gonna get here on the 25th then they ended up getting here a lot quicker and I mean it said it was gonna get here the 25th. Then it ended up getting here a lot quicker. And very pleased with the overall product of this particular Cobra cane. This is very sharp looking, I dig it. I gave it the test and it's pretty fucking solid. I gave it the test and it's pretty fucking solid. I could definitely see this cane lasting me a lifetime. As a decorative side piece and such. I mean it says it's not for medical use. But I put all my weight on it to get out of the the chair whatever it seems to hold up just fine like it doesn't snap or anything oh I just parted well but yeah there's the other Cobra cane that I ordered, the better quality one. That's pretty s pretty schnasy. I can dig it YouTube. This is a gorgeous gentleman's cane. Yes indeed. The colony of it feels spectacular to say the least. It actually feels a lot more solid too. And shipping was free, so you can't beat that. But that's what gets me, YouTube. It's shipping on the shitty-ass Cobra cane. Was there, it was cheaper. But this expensive piece of shit, no this isn't a piece of shit, I'm kidding. kidding, kidding. More like, this expensive bastard came with free shipping. How'd you go in there for a second didn't I? You thought, oh shit. You're telling me King Cobour got screwed again on buying stuff online? Nah, but this this is a I'm happy with this. This is cool. I can walk with this, this is cool. I can walk around town with this, it doesn't have a sword in it. Even if it did have a sword in it, you know what I'm saying? They still couldn't say, oh you can't, you can't walk around with that. Why not? People are allowed to walk around with guns on the side of their fucking hips. of their fucking hips. And the sword doesn't hold bullets, you know. That's what I would say, but it's regardless because really it doesn't matter because this this thing doesn't have a sword and it's like the head is attached to this. Oh yeah, I got my um… Hold on a second. I got my pool, I got my pool stick for comparisons. Yep, the same wood. I guarantee it's made from the same wood. This is my pool stick, it needs a Q-tip. But other than that, you know, it's black and green and the… and the Q itself, you see right there it's got the green with the black snake scale pattern and then on the bottom of it, there's the handle of it right here and then the bottom of it… and then the bottom of it it there's the handle of it right here and then the bottom of it there's a wizard holding a staff at the bottom of it you see that YouTube see that there's a wizard right there holding the staff at the bottom of the poolstick that's cool looking Now if I go over to Dave's darts and billiards, whenever I get a chance and some actual money, you know, they can hook me up with a brand new pool cue. They come in packs. You buy a pack of pool queues and some of the, and just a little bit of pool queue, glue. That's really all you need is pool queues and a pool queue. Now to be fair, pool is really one of the only sports I play apart from, you know, air softer paintball. One sport I would not mind trying, though, is skeet shooting. Now that I have my double barrel shotgun fixed. this is a nice quality cane I can dig it It's got a little weight too, but most of that weight is from the head itself. Oh, Lordy, look out. Oh. Oh. Oh, man. I'm glad the windows open. Oh. Hell yeah. But yeah, I ordered my Cobra came before the eclipse. And I got here a couple of days after it. And speaking of which, no, I did not actually see the eclipse happen, but I did watch a video on it. A lot of people came to Casp for Wyoming and I saw a funny ass fucking meme on Facebook. It was about all these people coming to Wyoming just to watch the eclipse and Just as soon as they answered Wyoming now they're leaving or some shit like that Because I need the truth, right? It's a person I want to give a shout out to. I don't know the truth right. It's a person I want to give a shout out to, I don't look up on Facebook real quick. Hold on a second. Log into my… Account. Let's see. Damn. Is that drink Hombo really five years old? Huh. That's crazy man When he when Facebook when Facebook sends you notification your memories on Facebook today five years ago That's trip man That is most definitely a trip That is most differently a trip. Now here's the kicker of it. Because of the eclipse, a lot of people… Want to… Want to………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… Want to move to Casper? I'm not even going to respond to that stupid comment. I posted a picture on Facebook. It says Josh Saunders shared girls and weeds post. And it's a body shot of this attractive blonde in the brown panties. With some nice big old titties. And um… The cameras got her doing this number. big old titties and But when people make stupid comments like, is this you Josh? No, it's not. I like to post ch- fucking tongue twisted. Hold on a second. I like to, uh… I like to post pictures of hot chicks on my Facebook. It's a healthy way for me to express my heterosexuality. post I'm trying to find A shout out to you Josh Lawler, he says, hey Lord Cobra, I'm not sure how often you do this, but when, but can you give a shout out to my friend? He's a fan of yours and he's gotten me and several others to follow you too man. It would make his day think and take care. That's what's up. Yeah I can do that. I'd like to give a shout out to Gordon M. of Oklahoma. Thank you, you and all your buddies for you know, watching my videos. Hell yeah! I am thoroughly satisfied with this purchase. This definitely feels like a hundred some odd dollars and some odd cents of expensive ass walking stick. and I've done the research YouTube and these particular Keynes YouTube they're Italian-made believe it or not and they're Italian-made gentlemen's canes. And I ordered it off of eBay. That's a brand new out of the box never used. I think eBay and Amazon are connected but I'm not 100% on that. But yeah, it's a… That's noise. Oh, I got a quick farting. God damn it, that stinks. Oh. Oh. Phew. So what did I do for the eclipse? Well, I was sitting in my apartment, and I watched it get super dark outside. Basically, I absorbed the energy of the solar eclipse for my own personal powers. That's what I did for the solar eclipse. And ever since then I definitely feel a bit more powerful than usual. And then… This beast shows up. I was pleasantly surprised that UPS delivered it. I thought USPS was going to deliver it again. I was prepared to wait outside Friday for a couple hours early in the morning. And……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… for a couple hours early in the morning and long behold huh I didn't know what it was because literally I got this notice saying sorry I missed you a package from Amazon and I'm just like okay I ordered that came from eBay so I had no idea what it was. You know, then I got it and I'm like, oh shit, sweet, the cane I ordered. Fuck yeah. P my camel cargo pants on and then I got this awesome t-shirt hold on a second YouTube You know, man, what up? How much? How you been? Oh, I've been good. Um, finally got me a job, and I'm happy with it, you know. How's that? How you been? Stained out of trouble. Right, right. Missing my girls. Oh, uh. Other than that, I've been hanging in there. That's good, that's good. I only know. Last thing I heard from her, she told me that the worthless dude that she's with kept beat here. Yeah, the last year that I talked to and he claims he never beat her that she's lying. So, I don't know. It's hard to stay with Amy. It is, dude. It really is. I mean, self-defense is one thing, but… Right? Because we all know better. Yeah, we do. I mean, self-defense is one thing, but physically beating on a woman is not okay. Like, straight up, if you're in a situation where your life might be a danger and she's trying to physically attack you, you should have the right to defend yourself, throw off, you know, any normal dude, even if she's working, getting physically violent, don't swing back, freaking, put her ass in a freaking, restrain her ass, don't fucking hit her. Right. And it's just… Yeah, it's just sometimes finding back, so only gonna make it the situation at all worse so really it's just analyzing that situation. Yeah, me and you both know the restraining Amy would be easier than swinging back on her. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But other than that, how you been? I'm good. Oh, I'm good. I'm good. I'm hanging in there, you know. Trying to release. You're living in that apartment? Yep. Yep with autism depending on how they function they can't do most people with some sort of mental disorder don't usually live on their own they'll leave they either live in like a sister living or a group home or some shit you know and Yeah, Casper can suck sometimes, but it lot bigger too, or about the same size. Oh no, very, they're really big. Oh damn. Me an hour to walk from one side of town to the other dude. An hour just to walk from one side of the other town. That's ridiculous. Hmm. How tiny it is. Damn. I'm like a 15 minute walk away from Walmart. That's not bad. No, not really. I can barely hear you. I need to share my volume by my computer. Well I got you on speaker too. Okay. Yeah, I finally just got this sick ass Cobra King in the mail and I'm doing a video on it. Sean, like, hey, you know, and I feel too good. Straight. Yeah. And if I had to smack somebody with the head you that I think you would like. All right. What's the video of? This dude makes a cane, but he turns, he basically, it's all wood, but he turns it into like a rattlesnake. Look, wrapped around the cave. Or like rest, the TED looks like it's resting on your hand. That's pretty sick. That is pretty sick. But he, the way he did it, he made it look like the snake is real. That's pretty impressive. Yeah, I am. That's like the worst prank to pull on somebody in Wyoming. If y'all are you and your friends or whatever, or taking a hike, and all of a sudden, someone in the group desires to go……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… has to go. I thought I was 20. The little boy who cried rattlesnake, instead of wolf. Right? This morning. I was surprised the paint's not peeling off the wall in my apartment. Oh. But yeah that first Copacana ordered was a piece of shit. Website advertised it as a sword cane and the fucker didn't even come with a sword when I got it. I was like, wow. I'm sending that video to you now. Sweet, I'll definitely have to check that out later. Yeah, that's pretty cool. It's gonna sound weird as fuck, but I can definitely foresee a cute-ass goth check in the near future for me. Right? Like, I haven't had female companionship in so god-dam-long, that life's probably gonna be like, okay, it's about god-dam Let's let's give him something to work with here I probably could play pool with this cane, but I don't know, people probably give you a funny ass look, so they'd be like, that's not a pool stick. I'd be like, yeah, but the woods may have the same materials, so fuck, I, no, I got a pool stick, but… Awesome, so I'll make a nice little accessory for my Halloween costume this year. I'll be the same thing I was last year, but… but this will just make that very chatty, many chatty indeed. working out a lot. That's what's up. Try to get myself back in shape. I get that. Hey bro, do you want to shout out on a YouTube video? Yeah. All right. You too would like to give a shout out to Chuck E. Wit. Chit-chattin' with it right now on Facebook, through a… Voice call. Oh, I'm sorry. I've ever since fucking full up with crap down on me, I was like, okay, I gotta find a better way to record quality videos here. Right? And then I started using my phone, just a little camera icon on the screen, when I go to to videos and it flips the recording screen into selfie mode basically and makes it really easy to record videos the quality is much better and it gives me more room to work with and angle the camera and everything versus like some random-ass computer screen where I'm like limited you know but yeah I help my buddy Steve move into his new apartment here in town he asked her my help and I said yeah I might be able to swing something you know but it'll definitely have like… I said, yeah, I'm about to swing something, you know. But it'll definitely have like two or three other people helping him do it. So two or three people plus him, that's like three or four people moving one apart. I mean, that's yeah. That won't take long a toll right now I've been talking to different people here and there I've got that's what's up I've been thinking about coming to Casper to visit some old friends you know what I mean yeah I get that's what's up I've been thinking about coming to Casper to visit some old friends, you know what I mean? Yeah, I get that. It's just a bit struggling with money. Yeah, I hear that. In between bills and shit? Right. This is a car that I want but it needs work and insurance rates are incredibly sexist for males just because these bullshit statistics will tell us that males are more unsafe drivers and females and it's like I don't think there are unsafe drivers. and both sexes to be fair. I wouldn't think there are unsafe drivers, I think there's unsafe drivers in both sexes to be fair. You know, I wouldn't strictly raise it just because someone's got a dick and balls between their legs, that's bullshit. I guarantee you if it was the other way around and insurance rates were higher for women and they were for men, we'd never hear the end of it. They'd be bitching about it and they'd like, we want to change now, and then it'd be changed and none we could do about it. But men on the other hand, we bitch about something like that. Well, that's just too damn bad. You don't like having higher insurance rates. Suck it. You gotta love society's double standards. A lot of people are thinking about moving up here just because of the eclipse they saw earlier in the week and it was just like you only want to move up here, that's it. That's it. I saw earlier in the week and it was just like you only want to move up here because you saw the eclipse up here that's it yeah and because you think you want to live in a mountain town which is yeah you know a little bit more population would be good for the economy I'm not going to lie but you know yeah but the way that we've been doing with population lately, we've had way too many people in Wyoming. Yeah. And there's nothing we can do about it. People want to move to Wyoming. They want to move to Wyoming. You know, it's… you can't stop them. I don't know why they'd want them. Way too many for this damn of clips. Yeah, that was intense, dude. Riverton looked like New York City, bro. That's crazy, bro. That is fucking crazy. Yeah, as far as the vehicles went, man, from one side of town clear to the other, they were backed up. Damn, dude. I bet that took a fucking minute to clear up. You know, yeah. You know, I'm gonna be one of the… I'm gonna try if like a bunch of new people move into Wyoming, particularly Casper. I want to try to be one of the locals. I want to try to be one of the locals that's just like, I want to try to be one of the locals that's just like, hey man, welcome to Wyoming, you know, I don't know why the fuck you want to piss me how I won't piss you off. And we're golden. And they'd look at me like, huh? And I'd be like, oh, that's right, you're not from Wyoming. We don't fuck around down here. We don't fuck around down here. No, no, we don't. We love our guns, we love our trucks, we love our beer, we love our women. And then we get these outer staters that come in to try to fucking take our women. And that too, but then you get the outer staters that, you know, something good might come out of it. What if like, some smoking hot goth chick ends up moving to Casper and we end up meeting or whatever? Right. So there doesn't always have to be a negative perspective on it, but yeah, I get that. Like, if a whole bunch of dudes, if more dudes come to this state, it's just gonna be like, a… If more dudes come to this state, it's just going to be like, uh… but like, if it balances out just a little bit, you know, so that we have an equal amount of both sexes in the state, then, you know, it's not so sure you need. People aren't competing, like wild savages for companionship. Because it's usually what happens when you live in an area where one sex is more populated than the other like if you live in a a city where there's more dudes than females or more females and dudes you know it's going to get competitive on the dating scene whereas you have a large area of people living together in one giant city or whatever and is even mix of bull sexes it makes the it makes a dating scene less seen less populated people The more people the more stupidityity. That too. fuck shit up and make it worse for the locals and shit you know I mean that's all we can hope for you know like hey you know look at me like hey man we don't go to your this the city in town you're in you know and do stupid shit to make your city and town look bad so we would expect the same courtesy you know I might have moved around when I was a kid from state to state, but I was born in Casper originally, so, you know, I may not have grown up in Casper, but I was born in Casper, and that's, that's still, that's still good enough, you know. Right? Can you imagine how Pat Crimson Don will be next summer when people start discovering it? They'd be like, damn. But the other unfortunate thing about a population increase is prices will increase slightly. Prices on based goods and shit because the state's going to make their money. I understand that. Oh, hey man, it was good chatting with you, I'll definitely have to talk at you later. All right brother. All right you have a good day, take care man. You too. All right, peace. You know, Homeboy Scott, he made a fair point. When I was talking with him last night. He said, and I quote, he said he doesn't like change. I don't blame him. You know, I'm not a big fan of change myself. Once I get used to a routine. You know what I'm saying, you too, once I get used to a fucking routine, I tend to stick with it. You know, I've gotten so used to being single that relationships and like a headache at this point. But at the same time, you know, you wake up craving female attention and you can't just click your fingers and make it happen. You know, the next piece of advice I'm going to give you, YouTube, is that when it comes to dating, YouTube, when it comes to dating in general, you have to have more patience in the god damn saint. to have the more patience in the god damn saint. And it would help the dating scene go a lot more smoothly if people didn't treat each other like absolute shit. You know, if you get one female who's had nothing but asshole boyfriends one dude who's been nothing but rejected by women, their perspective on dating is going to be similar even if the female in that hypotheticals had more dating partners. even if the female in that hypothetical has had more dating partners. Even if the female in that hypothetical, even if she's had more dating partners, if every man she's been with has been a piece of shit loser, she's gonna have a negative outlook on men for for the most part and be more determined to focus on herself her family her career you know this and that and now you take the male in that hypothetical who gets rejected by every girl he crashes on but women still find them attractive. They just they don't make the first initial move you know and to a degree you know you can say it's kind of frustrating you know and I say frustrating in a good and bad way you know if that makes any sense. You know? If that makes any sense. Things have a way of working out in the end, I suppose. If you're patient enough. I'm kind of wishing I would have ordered this one first instead of that shitty one that I ordered before it. But it's whatever, lesson learned. you got to be careful what you buy online this however was a smart purchase even for a decorative cane this is pretty fucking solid yes that polished pewter this polished pewter this polished pewter definitely gives it a very eccentric feel. I didn't spend a hundred and some odd fucking dollars in cents to not walk around with it obviously, you know what I'm saying? Like, oh, taking a leisurely strul through cusp I do declare it's be a Wednesday it'd be one of my days off so it's kind of cool I to my cold hurricane on my day off. I've been doing real good at my new job, YouTube. I get along with all my coworkers and I get my shit done. And that right there is why, you know, if I don't win the lottery by the end of the summer or whatever, they'll keep me around for a while because they appreciate that, you know what I'm saying. I don't give a shit what job you have. If you come into your job with a shitty attitude it's gonna it's gonna show you know and if you start acting out and shit you know I don't think any any of your bosses are gonna put up with it they're gonna be like oh you got a shitty attitude you can go home. I have a nice day. Come back tomorrow tomorrow with a better attitude now if they're nice enough to talk to you about it you know you know then that's usually the only warning you should need you shouldn't even do it in the first place. YouTube. Yeah. Black and green and let it dry. Oh, it would take for fucking ever to dry. But you can't tell me a black and green gentleman's cane like this wouldn't be sick as fuck. I mean, I'm not knocking the color it is right now. That's a very nice, dark brown. Kind of a rose-colored brown. It's a sharp looking cane there's no doubt about that and definitely a better quality like this thing feels pretty fucking solid. I dig it I'm definitely satisfied with this one. See here's the thing YouTube the last cane that I ordered. I'm definitely satisfied with this one. See, here's the thing, YouTube. The last cane that I ordered was also a decorative cane of sorts. But if you're gonna fucking tell me a bonco-sword cane that doesn't have a sword in it, why the fuck are you gonna sit through and tell me it's a sword cane? See, at least when I ordered this one, that I hold in my hands right now, at least when I ordered this one, I ordered it knowing it's not a sword cane. The head doesn't come off. This is purely for decorative purposes, you know what I'm saying? The head on this is phenomenal, to say the least. I mean the detail in that you look closely at it. That is fucking sick. And here's the thing of it. When I ordered this Cobra cane before I ordered it, I checked the eBay's seller history. You know, what are people saying? And the person got like 95% positive feedback. So I'm like, all right, I'll take a chance. And I'll order this cane. And I was thinking it was going to get here Friday. And I was going to have to wait outside for USPS. But then I got a nose from UPS. And they brought it instead. instead. Now, the post office is great if I have to go up there to mail something, you know. Like, if I got to mail a wand, for instance, you know, then I can do it. And there rates for boxes and stuff just to mail it out and everything are pretty decent, you know. And the cool thing about the United States post office is that they can ship worldwide, you know. But yeah, this is definitely more than I expected. It's a lot taller than the other one that I ordered. It's better quality and it just looks sharp, YouTube. How long has this God-dam video? How long has this God a god damn video? How did… like a minute and four seconds long, almost five seconds. Ah. Damn it. Man. I took some of that marble smooth tobacco that I had sitting in my ashtray from those cigarette butts and I sprinkled it on top of my black Cavendish pipe tobacco and that shit taste is delicious. I could use this cane to cast spells. If I were to like… I might do that after I… I'll repaint it eventually, but not right now. But not right now. If I were to like… I might do that after I… You know, I'll repaint it eventually, but not right now, because, you know, yeah, I got… I got a shit to do, and, um… Yeah. Well, I know I got black paint, but do I have green paint? I got a little bit of dark green. I should kind of have a lighter dark green. And… Yeah. I might actually, yeah, I'll probably paint it in the near future, but not right now. But yet, regardless, I can still use this as a wand if I wanted to. And Jack I'm going to, this will be, you know what I'm saying? This thing's fucking sick. Yes. Like something you'd seen in a fucking anime cartoon or some shit. Lord King Koer defeated the evil fat troll fat fuck and then faced off against an imposter and destroyed him and now he's receiving a new wand of sorts. If I wanted to like magically charge this, I could. It'd be really easy. And I could use it for great advantage. I could use this to cast… Some awesome shit. Yes, indeed. Oh, speaking of Cobras, I found out something rather interesting in YouTube. In Wyoming, it is perfectly legal to own a cobra for a pet. The only requirement is that it must be devenomed. So if I had my own house and I wanted to order a cobra from an online snake shop to take care of and shit, I'd have to select the option of having it devenemmed before it ships to my… You know, I can't have pets right now, otherwise I totally do it. just chilling out on my shoulder. People walk by, whoa, what the fuck, what's that, on the ground? And I'm like, that's, uh, that's my, uh, that's my new buddy. What the fuck? And then they seem to walk up to it and casually pick it up. And it coils itself around my shoulders. And kind of looks out at everybody like this. But there you go, that's a pretty slick gentleman's cane, I can dig it. Quality made too. Hells yeah. HENZYER. HEN……………. Hmm. Nothing against Camo pants, but I kind of want to wear all black today. But you know what? I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care, fuck it. I got enough black art, it doesn't fucking matter, but… I need a do laundry. And I can definitely do some of that tomorrow. Yeah. I think, let me check. I like rocking the camel goth look, it's cool, you know. It's a way to make it just a little bit different. It adds some sort of individuality on it, you know. Because with your goth look, putting your own little spin on it, you know. Because with your goth look, putting your own little spin on it makes it more individual, you know what I'm saying? Because most people would be like, wait a minute, so you say you're goth, you're not about conforming, but you're dressing like everybody else who dresses goth, which is ironic. And it's like, yes, but there are different styles of goth and different ways to put your own twist on it. So… Yeah. And to be truthful, YouTube………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… So, yeah. And to be truthful, YouTube, if you want to go anywhere in life, you have to have some level of conformity, you know what I'm saying. I was going to change into some black pants but I need to wash all my black pants and then I wouldn't have time to do what I need to do which is upload this video to my desktop so I can upload it to YouTube and then yeah go take care of some business. And it looks just like the picture I posted on Facebook too. Yes. Very nice, very nice. That's a pretty swanky looking cane man. You would not want to get cold clocked with the sign that's just straight. Bam! Like, you could do some damage with this thing, man. This thing feels pretty fucking solid. Now I'm not gonna smack anybody with it unless I fucking have to, you know. Then again, if someone sees some buff… If someone sees some buffed ass… Some buff ass… God. Oh, that guy's got big arms. I want to pick up fight with him. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,, that'll do very nicely. Well, especially in the wintertime when you're walking through snow and shit. You know what I'm saying? Sometimes it helps to have something like this when you're walking through snow and shit. You know what I'm saying? Sometimes it helps to have something like this when you're walking through the snow at least. So like if you see a patch of ice or whatever, you can your candle slip before you do. And you'll be like, oh, okay, because sometimes you can't see the ice underneath the snow sometimes. But I have a feeling, YouTube, that we're going to have an extremely cold and very dry winter. Climate change is definitely taking effect. Last year in Wyoming we hardly had shit for snow like it was mostly just cold and dry. So this year it's going to be even drier. We'll get snow on occasion when we do it's not going to be pleasant. But… You know… But, you know. That is a sick-ass cane though. I'm digging it. That is legit. My first eBay purchase, how about that? Now it's weird because I didn't think… The receipt didn't say… It's from eBay. It said it was from Amazon. Huh. So maybe like the seller was from Amazon. Huh. So maybe like the seller is through Amazon, like maybe Amazon, there's like a separate little eBay bit. And you can directly buy it with PayPal. I don't know. But I was able to use PayPal to buy this and… Oh yeah. That's uh… That's a pretty gnarly looking cane man. That polished pewter though, that polished pewter, that is, that is, that polished pewter, that is, that is noise. It's one solid fucking piece too, it's not. Now the last Cobra cane I had before I got this one, there was a hole right there on the side of the hood, and when I looked at it, you could see the screw on the side of it. The Cobra cane head on the last cane I ordered was two separate halves screwed together and the metal on the Cobra cane was made out of that cheap-ass metal that you see on garden furniture. You know the one where you smack it and it bends real easy yeah and then to top it all off when I unscrew the head of the last copper cane that I ordered literally not shitting you it had no sword in the blade at all and I'm just like what the shit I wasted thirty four dollars and with my pay-pill money to order a fucking swordless cane that was clearly advertised, very clearly advertised as a sword cane. No. I did some research seeing this bad boy for sale on eBay and I was like, hmm, can I use PayPal with eBay? All I can, sweet. I can order as a guest user even better. even better. And, uh, yeah. This thing is sick. I might have had to wait an extra day for shipping if I didn't know it was the Cobra cane coming in the day before I would have waited out front, but it's whatever. It's what Zifok ever. Well anyways, it's King Cobra JFS with another video when I bought and the free shipping you can't beat that and I'll definitely catch you cool copres on the flip side