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Pipe and thoughts part 1

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Let's get YouTube. that was sent to me from Creek Lord. Excuse me. Oh. It's also a mixture of the Cherry Pap tobacco that I ordered. This is what's left of the Cherry Pap tobacco that Creek Lord sent me. back to backo that crep lord sent me and I think I might have enough room to fit this last little pinch in this bag maybe you think and not really I'm looking at that like probably not this is just a separate bag of this is lane very cherry piped bag it's pretty good it's just a separate bag of this is lane very cherry piped tobacco it's pretty good. But yeah I took a bigger plastic bag and I combined all four of those tobacco with a little bit of with a little bit of that mick cherry piped tobacco and I keep it in a bag like this and I keep this bag keep it in a bag like this and then I keep this bag in a resealable bag like this that I can carry on me and it gives my tobacco safe and fresh once in a bag like this and then carry in a bag like this and this is basically a cherry peach chocolate black Cavendish pipe tobacco. This right here has two different blends of peach pipe tobacco two different blends of peach Cavendish pipe tobacco. This right here has two different blends of peach pipe to, or excuse me, blah. Getting my shit mixed up here. This here has two different blends of cherry pipe tobacco. A blend of peach pipe tobacco, a blend of chocolate pipe tobacco, and a blend of black Cavendish pipe tobacco, all of it, just mixed into one big-ass bag. And I gotta tell you, when you're out of the fucking cigarettes, dude, pipe tobacco is a lifesaver. And all that was good, tobacco is mixed into one bag here like that, yeah. Like two different cherries, pipe tobacco is a peach pack tobacco, a chocolate pipe tobacco, and a black Cavendish pipe tobacco. Let's see how it all smelled mixed together. Oh yeah, that smells decadent. There's so many different delicious smelling pipe tobacco's ruling up in this bag right now of pipe tobacco. The black cabin dish, the harsh taste of the black Cavendish, is meddled out with the cherry the peach and the chocolate mixed together. And the black Cavendish adds a nicotine punch to the tobacco and the flavored aromatic tobacco adds a sweetness and a room note to it. Like all these tobacco is mixed into one bag at per vest and if there is a could describe it if that is the right word the combination of all these tobacco is in one bag smells really fucking good mm-hmm so yeah this shit definitely helps me out the fucking cigarettes. I might be able to pack a little bit more in there if I push down. If I pack the tobacco down just a little bit like that, can I push it down? Back that shit down just like that and then take whatever's left in this bag. Just dump it in there. That way I'm not carrying it. Multiple bags of tobacco. And the rest of that in my hand, they're just like that. I'll take the remainder of this here cherry pipe to back, I'll add it to this giant bag right here. Into the bag. Into the bag. there we go, just like that. So yeah, that pretty much, that fit a good group of tobacco, you know, all four of those into one fucking bag. That's, you know, all that's condensed in there, you know. I want to take it and kind of fluff it a little bit. When I fluff it, I want to try and kind of fluff it a little bit. When I fluff it, I want to try, as I try to fluff it up here, I take any tobacco on the bottom. As far as I can reach in there, and I pull it up. And what that's doing is that sifting all the tobacco flavors into one. So basically I'm blending up some pipe tobacco here. Real easy like. I kind of stir it up a little bit. There we go just like that. Yeah, that smells pretty good. That smells like some tobacco I had smoke. And I want to squeeze all the air out of it and compact it just like that into a nice little squeeze all the air out and seal it up. It's a nice brick of pipe tobacco right there. And then I got this nylon carrying case or nylon string whatever the fuck it's called or I could stick the bag safely in a bag just like this and then carry it in my pocket just like that keeps the tobacco fresh. and then carry that on you instead. You know what I'm saying? And the combination of the cherries, the peach, the chocolate, and the black cabin dish, I have not tried that mixture, but all of tobacco separately did taste pretty good. But I can assure you that all the, all of them, together is gonna be fucking dynamite, smelling pipe tobacco. Yeah. That's not bad. Fucking moist shit. This one's gonna make sure that… Cavendish. So a blend of pipe tobacco. They tend to be darker and really not too sweet tasting. It's more for taste of tobacco of anything. Black Cavendish does add a nice nicotine punch to any blend of tobacco. Black Cavendish does add a nice nicotine punch to any blend of tobacco that you might have. And when you have fans that legitimately send you free tobacco because they know you're out, you know, plus the tobacco that you order and what have you out.ets being out of cigarettes. If you're one of those trolls that likes to see me suffer, there are people out there who are obsessed with wanting to see me suffer. These people have no lives. I basically dictate their lives. They're so hell-bent on hating me. And they want to see me suffer, and all I do is get more popular on YouTube and get more subscribers. And all they do is keep hating. get more subscribers and all they do is keep hating you know and a lot of people like to pick on me because of my Asperger's and when I have Asperger's syndrome I don't always see people bullying me and shit on YouTube quite often I'm oblivious to it you know a lot of motherfuckers pretend to be my fan just to pick on me and it's pretty disgusting. And then there are these motherfuckers that… Then there are these motherfuckers that just flat out hate me. And they want to do nothing but talk negativity on everything that I do. And these are the people that just want to see me suffer you know and fuck them honestly you know I'm saying the interview with keeper cast at least for my segment I think went really well I had an awesome time hanging out with tofer and you know a lot of the feedback that I got from the song Legends Never Die was good. The little taste got people really stoked for the new album. So if you tuned into that, the interview, thank you for listening in and all that. And, uh, you know, it's much easier, excuse me, it's much easier to focus on the fans who are there to support you, the fans who send you a psych stall, and the fans who send you tobacco and shit like that, you know, and the fans who send you shit and the fans who support your videos, you know. Focus on people like that. If you have people who are hating on you because you're not afraid to be yourself, that's their problem. I got that window to my apartment open wise with pipe tobacco smoke doesn't fumigate, you know what I'm saying. And the weather's getting warmer anyway, so we know the breeze feels good. Now tomorrow I might have a new chair for YouTube and I'll be hanging out with some friends in mind tomorrow right around 12 o'clock, 1 o'clock, you know. And, um… Well, in the next couple of days, I'm going to the next couple of days, one o'clock 1230 1 o'clock you know and well in the next couple of days I'm going to try to get some cooking videos up on YouTube you know I'm saying I'm making an ice cream red video I'll be doing a couple burger recipes yeah I'm thinking about calling you know know, the cooking segments that I do on my YouTube channel, I'm thinking about calling them Cooking with Cobra. It's good I'm answering to it. Like welcome to another episode with Cooking with, or, or, actually, I started off like, welcome to another episode of cooking with Cobra I'm King Cop with JFS and today we are cooking you see I'm saying you get a good plot going and people are gonna get into it real quickly I can almost guarantee it Weird crazy food hacks and delicious recipes. Yeah. some moist but once you get it rolling it tastes quite delicious I mean it tastes delicious whether you got it rolling or not and there really is no way to review a bunch of tobacco all at once you know I'm saying and you don't want to put that kind of stress on one bowl like in one sitting so you look like one or two pipes full of different tobacco's in you know because you got like five different blends going in at once that's crazy and I've already tried the McKindlin Avenue to make sure that shit's a four-star rating tobacco on my book but the lane very cheery was delicious the chocolate pack tobacco was definitely delicious the beach pack of tobacco was definitely, the chocolate pack tobacco was definitely delicious. The peach pack tobacco was good, the black Cavendish that was ordered was really good too. Um, yeah. But if you're new to pipe smoking you might want to start off with something like a cherry or a peach pipe tobacco because if you're a novice pipe smoker you go to smoke that black Cavendish and you'll probably get a mad-ass naked teen rush. I guarantee you that's not the strongest tobacco out there. I ordered this pipe tobacco from Pipes and cigars.com one time. Black Cherry Twist from Guoth and Hogarth and Co. Oh the moistest tobacco you ever did see. It came in thick-ass ropes and you you you you tow off a section or rope and you just shred the tobacco up and let it dry out and you smoke it. That's some good tobacco right there. What caught my attention was Pipes and Cigars.com is like, don't take this lightly because of the name. Black Cherry Twist is one serious pipe tobacco and I'm like, oh. And I said it was a full strength pipe-to-back go on the room note there was a full forum I'm like damn back to back go the strongest that pipes and cigars has to offer and I'm like okay I'm down to try it you know that was one of the videos I got deleted you see when if I could go back to when I deleted all my videos? I would have kept some of them. Like I had a video of me throwing cheap balls between my hands and I had like four of them go between my hands and I actually caught that shit on camera. That's pretty cool when you can do some like supernatural shit like that and impress people, you know. My shooting videos I would have kept my cooking videos. I would have kept You know To some degree it like if they were too disgusting. I would have been like oh, you know But that's all right. This gives me the chance to This gives me the chance to produce better quality content on YouTube. And it also adds a mysterious lore to me of sorts, yes. And it's just sad when people are hell-bends on fucking with somebody who has Aspergers, you know, their lives are so boring, they have nothing to do for entertainment, so, you know, they're coming up with, trying to come up with all these clever ways to make fun of me. And the thing of it is, is they're using material that I've talked about in videos before, they're not being original with it. So it's highly amusing to watch them squirm and squabble over a little little me you know what I'm saying YouTube. And at any time I get exposure on YouTube through somebody else's YouTube channel, it pisses a lot of people off because they're like, how dare he get more famous on YouTube, you know? But for a lot of people who support me, they're like, hey, that's what's up, you know. And being on keeper cask gave me a good platform to show off the new album a little bit. And the first song got a lot of positive response. A lot of people are psyched for it. So there you go. You know. I dropped my mixing tool, a pot tool. If you're going to be a pipe smoker you've got to get yourself one of these devices right here. If I can pipe too tight you can poke it with the poker and stir it up. And when you're done smoking out of it you can scoop the ashes out with this thing. And this particular device right here, this piece right here is for tapping your tobacco down. If you, a little fresh bowl of tobacco and you charlite it, tap it down, light it again, you know. Very tedious process, but it's a lot healthier, and a lot cheaper for you than cigarettes. Yeah, I like cigarettes and I like pipe tobacco in general, but most non-smokers are not going to complain about a sweet-smelling pipe tobacco. You know, if anything, it's inviting, if you see a stranger smoking a pipe and the pipe tobacco smells magnificent. Oh that smells lovely what are you smoking in the end of that sort of thing. But when you're a goth metal head with hippie-looking motherfucker with long ass fucking hair and you're smoking a pipe in public you know I get a lot of dirty looks in public for doing it and it's like I'm 26 I'm autistic I'm old enough to smoke tobacco get off my ass burger you know for real And if you're, you know, spending money on good quality pipe tobacco, it'll last a lot longer than cigarettes. I can guarantee that. That should be cast. So yes, thank you again, Kreeplord for sending those pipe tobacco some pipes and cigars. They're delicious And that's a good grip of tobacco, mind you. So if I'm out of fucking cigarettes and I haven't had a cigarette all God damn day You know, I'm a lot like I'm more inclined to be like fuck it. A little bowl of pipe tobacco. I'll just sit back and relax and enjoy a pleasant sweet-smelling smoke, you know. The pipe smoking stereotypes, you have to be an Ivy League student or a college professor or a psychologist or a grumpy old man. Fuck all that. That's like saying you have to be a redneck and chew tobacco. That's stupid, you know. be a redneck and chew tobacco. That's stupid, you know. I mean for comedic purposes I guess if it's for a cartoon or whatever it's kind of funny I guess. But stereotypes in real life are not funny. You know. Stereotypes and cartoons can be funny if it's in the right context, but in real life stereotypes are a bitch. You know what I'm saying? Which brings me to my next point, and when I say these things that I'm about to say, I mean no disrespect to any religion, but I say these things to make you think a little bit. Katie Perry got in a picture of the Hindu goddess on Instagram with the caption, I feel like this today. That's all she said was, I feel like this today. And a bunch of Hindus, naturally, got pissed off. How'd you can't say you feel like this? You're not a god. Just as respectful. Two things. pissed off or like how dear you you can't say you feel like this you're not a god dust is respectful two things happened well katie Perry had her wedding in India she has a lot of respect for the culture one and two you know Some of the Hindus that were commenting on Katie Perry's post were like, I'm sick and tired of Hindus being picked on. And I hate to be that guy, but I'm pretty sure there are other religions who have had it who've had it a lot worse. Let's start off with the Jewish people who have had 6 million Jews massacred in the Holocaust. but you're pissed off because Katie Perry offended you in Instagram post. Or how about Muslims who have to face Muslim phobia and discrimination because a couple of extremist cocksucking assholes decide to kill a bunch of people in the name of a peace-loving deity named Allah. Or how about when pagans and people who practice magic get persecuted and judged by a Christian dogmatic society? You know, and the Salem witch trial is just one example of that. But you're offended because Katie Perry said, she feels like the Hindu goddess right now and nobody knows what the fuck she meant by that because Katie Perry as it turns out as Christian I'm very attractive at that but that's beside the point you know now the thing I'm about to say might offend some Hindus but I'm going to ask you this not to offend you but to make you think. Had Katie Perry depicted the Hindu goddess with a dick in her mouth, a dick between her tits, a dick in her vagina, and a dick in each and every one of her hands, getting jizzed the fuck on like no other, just completely raunchy, overly sexual, pornographic depiction, you know what I'm saying? If kitty Perry had posted that on her Instagram, yes, I could see him just being highly offended by that. And to some degree I can understand why some of them might be offended, you know what I'm saying? And… Kady Perry herself even said, yes, she knows she's going to get a lot of heat for that kind of post on Instagram. But you have to take into context who it is, what situation is, and it could be worse. You know, the thing if it is YouTube, paganism was the very first religion ever established on Mother Earth, and Jews, Christians, and Muslims, off a lot of things from pagan belief and adapted it as their own sort of twist on it. And that doesn't mean as somebody who practices magic. I don't consider myself pagan. I have my own sort of thing going. But that's irrelevant to the point. Just because I practice magic doesn't mean I hold that against other religions. I generally try not to have a problem with other religions until they try shoving their belief system in my face. Come on photo booth. work with me a little bit here, there we go. Like I don't care if you're a Christian or Catholic, that's how you choose to live life, but you have to understand if you're trying to convince people to join the Catholic Church, that's kind of hard to convince them when you got sick motherfuckers, mollesting little boys in the church and there are two solutions to that YouTube two one you need to give clergymen sex dolls to fuck endlessly or two you need to you tell you're clergymen that you had a conversation with God and he said that sex is not a sin but it must be consensual it must be safe and protected and the people must be in their involved must be 18 years of age or older. And again, it must be consensual. I guarantee you, if you give them some leeway with it, that'll stop the molestation and Catholic churches. It shouldn't happen to begin with, but you know. You got some 1920 year old is in the prime of his life, having to repress his sexual urges from brainwashing from the Catholic Church, and then he's like a couple years older down the road, 34, 35, almost 40 years old, and he's in the confession box doing the work of God. Okay and this motherfucker has to sit there and listen to people confess their sins and this poor bastard's gonna sit there and hypothetical just a hypothetical if you will what if some hot young 18 year old Catholic school girl who's curious about her body has to go into that confession box and tell this this poor bastard about how she touched yourself and how she liked it and it confused her and shit like that and this poor master's got to sit there pulling his car like god damn it why do I got to put up with this shit he doesn't really say that but you get what I'm saying. Like, all he can do is sit there and say, 43 Hail Marys, sex is a sin, God is against it. This poor bastard's sitting there shaking like, why? You gotta put a poor man through that, like, that's just bullshit. You know what I'm saying? These people who say things like, God's against abortion, how the fuck would you know you're not God? And in some circumstances abortion should be allowed. Let me ask you something, YouTube. This is going to sound controversial as fuck, but hear me out. What if there was an expecting mother and she went to the hospital and this expecting mother to be found out that her baby was going to come out dead anyways. The doctors did tests and they found out that the baby had some disease and that the baby was gonna come out dead anyways, you know, would you literally force a mother who's carrying a child, going through all that emotion, to do that? Would you literally force a pregnant mother, to carry her child to death like that? If the mother says, you know, she wants the option to abort because it's humane and the baby's going to die anyways as soon as it comes out and she doesn't want to go through the emotional trauma of giving birth to a stillborn baby, then it should be an option. You know, I don't think mothers should use abortion as a form of birth control. That's fucked up. But if the mother was raped or the child is going to have some disease, it's going to make it stillborn or give the child a very, very, very, very, very difficult life. And if the mother doesn't want to go through the trauma of that she shouldn't fucking have to and fuck the government and fuck the church is telling a woman what she can and can't do with her body that's bullshit as bullshit YouTube And here's the thing. If the mother has reported to the police and there is paperwork proving that she was raped. Because I understand there are going to be some people who are like, yeah, well, what if women lie about being raped just to get just to get their baby aborted because they don't want to be on birth control because they're lazy slots that's horrible the same thing but come on who the fuck would lie about something like that you know because I could see so I'm making that argument because they're that against abortion like you know, and what pisses me off is when you got these Christian Catholic types, protesting in the streets, God's against abortion, holding up signs, it's irritating, but I can't do shit about it. Shut the fuck up, Syria, I didn't ask you. It's irritating, but I can't do anything about it because… God damn it, shut the fuck, I didn't ask you. It's irritating but I can't do anything about it because they're… God damn it Syria shut the fuck up I didn't ask you shit. It's irritating but I can't do shit about it. And the reason why is because they're exercising the right to freedom of speech. But what's more irritating is when they have their children, the parents of these churches, will have their children sit on their shoulders and hold these same ridiculous signs. And personally, I think forcing your child to go to church should be considered a form of child abuse. So many view Christian and Catholic types would disagree with me, but I think forcing your children to go to church should be a form of child abuse. Children are too young to decide for themselves what to believe in. You know… Sincerely, though… Sincerely though Let me enlighten you with some knowledge in the satanic Bible. It says that thou shalt not rape a woman It must be consensual Another thing in the Bible Satan only kills like 10 people and God kills a shit ton more. It's like wait a second And how the fuck is Satan the bad guy in this, you know what I'm saying? Like, come on now. But like I said, you want to be a Christian Catholic Methodist, Baptist, what the fuck ever? I don't care. That's your life. But if you try to convert me, I will be a religious dick with a point to prove. If someone comes up to me and says, would you like to hear about Jesus Christ today? I very politely say, no thank you. I practice black magic, and I leave it at that. And if they continued to harass me, I turned to them and I said, okay, so your God loves all his children, correct? And if they say yes, I'm like, all right, so then where's your sky god when children are getting raped in the Catholic Church? Where's your sky god now? Why can't he protect his own children that he loves and cares about so much? Or what about the people that are starving hungry? People who are struggling to find jobs. children that he loves and cares about so much. Or what about the people that are starving, hungry, people who are struggling to find jobs, you know, people who are on the fucking grid, people who are fucking depressed, you know, all these people that are suffering, oh but God cares about his children. and you know what I'm saying? And, and what's their fucking excuse? Oh God works in mysterious ways. That's bullshit, you too. That's fucking bullshit. And there are some people who are going to look at me and say, well you believe in magic and this and no, that's stupid. I don't believe in anything. Well, if you choose to believe in nothing, or if you choose to believe in anything. Well if you choose to believe in nothing that's cool but guess what? The belief in nothing is still the belief in something. Like being agnostic is still a belief exactly. So I made a comment on my cooking videos. Make an egg cooking video with white eggs next time. I'm here to tell you that white and brown eggs are basically the same thing. The only difference is one's going to be cage free, the other one's not. Some of your eggs are going to have hormones that were injected into the chickens, other ones you laid the egg, you know what I'm saying kind of thing. And yeah, I've your rancid about that. Fucking leave hormones out of our fucking foods, man. There was no need for kids to be hitting puberty early. That is ridiculous. to be adding hormones to our food, the same fucking hormones that cause our kids to hit puberty early. Fuck that. That has so many health repercussions. It can stump the kids' growth too. But yeah, this is the message I have to people who are obsessively hating on me, who have nothing better to do, then want to see me suffer, and just 100% can't stand me. And they can't stand me to the point where they obsessively hate on me every chance they get. You need psychological help bro. You have a whole life in front of you. And I'm flattered that you like to suck my dick this much, but God damn dude, go out and live your fucking life. When trolls talk shit, my responses is my dick out. No. Then why is your mouth open? A lot of these trolls think they're all big and bad and shit, but then they got it with me, my family, my friends, and my fans. And all of a sudden, they fucking go back to their hole and they cower like little bitches. Actually calling trolls little bitches would be an insult to bitches everywhere so yeah. And what's funny is when somebody gets somebody else fired from their job what's some fat fuck who's jealous of your subscription and your fame on YouTube gets you fired from your job and then brags about it on YouTube like he's the next Jesus Christ or some bullshit and then gets pissed off when fucking people try to get him fired from harassing somebody on YouTube like he's the next Jesus Christ or some bullshit and then gets pissed off when fucking people try to get him fired from his job and harass him on YouTube and it's like bro and then he talked about getting death threats and shit from people that really support me and it's like you you know you have to question this uncertainty of the death threats because if you're getting death threats from harassing somebody online to you and towards your family, you think you'd stop after that. You think you'd get the hint. Like, maybe you shouldn't fuck with this person. But then he continued to make videos about me. Like, he didn't even care about himself or his family. So either, one, the death threats weren't real or two he's a bigger piece of shit than we realized and you know I may not have exercised some of the cleanest habits in my cooking videos but being new to that kind of thing on YouTube and being in being in the urge to create a video and showcase my recipes. You know it wouldn't hurt to take a little bit of time to make sure that my nose is clean, that my kitchen is clean, so I don't got buggers hanging out on my nose, that my nails are clean, so that when I go to cook the food and review the food on video, it all just looks professional, you know what I'm saying? It gives people less things to bitch about, which granted, you know, you can make a cooking video that's legit, you know, the filming, the editing, quality, you know, and people will still find something to bitch hey, there's barely even known. Most of these people are strangers and it's like, you know, when people seem to say they like it, it's, you know, and they're like, hey, there you go, you know, there's a market for it, you just got on where to find it. And um, yeah. I need to get my fucking driver's license and then I need to get a car to work on. I got a car that I want to buy that I want to work on so fucking bad. It'd make a sweet little summer project. I tell you what? I'd work on it, hot-rotted up, make it street legal and everything, and I'd travel the country if I could, and I'd meet fans all across the country and shit. Now that I have Legends Never Die completed for the 8th album, the next song I'm working on is called Troll Slayer and I want to take all the anger and hatred I have towards trolls and for what they try to do to me and others on YouTube. I'm going to channel all that anger and aggression and put it into a kick-ass fucking, you know, black metal, power metal, horror core hip-hop, orchestrated rap song. People want to hear him be like, damn, this is like, really catching and really hard on the lyrics, you know? And having music is a great way to channel any frustration, you know, to express yourself. And there is this girl on YouTube, there is, I should say, there is this girl on YouTube, there is this girl on YouTube named Nicole who has Aspergers and she's already married, mind you. And people are picking on her because of my shit. They're asking her, hey, have you ever met Gothic King Cobra? And would you marry him? And blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. It's like, dude, come on. Pick her on her because she has Aspergers too, like that's stupid. It's like, that's a double troll right there. And you know, it's pretty disgusting. Some of the people you see on called called called for, you know? One, she's not my type. I'm sure she's a really nice girl, but two, she's already married, and three, come on, people, that's just uncalled for, you know? Like, you know what I'm saying? A lot of these people are big and bad behind a fucking keyboard, but you know what this is, YouTube? all this is, is a fucking keyboard. All that is is a fucking keyboard. That ain't shit. It's plastic with electronic equipment wired into a little copper wiring and shit. You know. A lot of these trolls think they're all big and fucking bad, but, and they talk a lot of shit, but I bet you, it's me, some of my family, some of my friends, and some of my fans,, fucking kicked down these trolls doors, and some of us had guns, including me with my double barrel shotgun. They probably pissed themselves. They'd probably be like, like, what now? I'm sorry, you were talking all this shit earlier, you know. Think of it is YouTube, you cannot legally do that, and I'm not condoning violence, I'm just saying that, you know, and I would not resort to violence unless I had to in a self-defense situation with great power comes great responsibility. You know, I got these huge ass fucking biceps. And I could really fuck somebody up without even trying. And, you know, I'm not big enough. I could be bigger though, you know. My family does have a membership plan with the YMCA here in Casper. membership plan with the YMCA here in Casper. So I'm pretty sure if I wanted to, like if I actually got money to contribute to that and stuff, you know what I'm saying? Like, I'd be down to go lift weights and shit, but you don't need to go lift weights to work out if you can't afford to go to the gym, push-ups and sit-ups. A quote from vegeta from Dragon Ball Z. So I was like, how the fuck did you get so strong? And Virginia's smart ass responses. I do a lot of push-ups and sit-ups and I drink plenty of juice. Juice case in point, critics are talking about the newest scary movie called The Circle and Stars Emma Watson. You have Google Plus in all its circles. You have the Arctic Circle. In fact, in the Olympics there's circles in the symbol. So think about that first I get in YouTube. On that 70 show they had the symbol. So think about that for a second YouTube on that 70 show they had the circle you know they called it that because you know they would sit in a circle and pass weed around the room to their friends in a circle you know and uh you know I don't like the pipe tobacco it's's good, you know, like I said, it's way fucking cheaper than cigarettes, but it's also, smoking a pipe is also a lot more time consuming than, you know, just pulling one out of the pack and pipe tobacco dry out, you gotta fucking torch that shit to get it going. Well I can't get Ozzy Osbourn's direct address to mail him the wand I made him. It got sent back to me. So I'm thinking if I can find the address of Ozzy Osbourn's most recent record company that he recorded with. If I can mail it to them and if they could be cool about it and like forward it to him, you know, I'm saying that'd be awesome. I'm thinking that's the best bet. Like if they get it, they might text sharing it. And be like, sharing Ozzy got a package. Oh, it's cool, you know. Yeah, this thing right here, it says Ozzy right there, and on the side right here it says Rock and Roll, and we got a panogram right there a 666 right there and a cross right there and on the side right here it says sweet leaf and then also says prince of darkness and in the words prince of darkness go from here and they kind of wrap around a little bit of getting better at that wood engraving and you can't tell me this thing ain't sick looking. Making a wand like that does take a considerable amount of time. I don't use a lathe. I hand-carve each wand that I make. And that's the thing of it. A lot of people are like, nobody's going to want to pay money for a painted stick your dork. And it's like, well, yeah, you say that, but I have 5,000 plus subscribers. So, You know, for one like that I would sell that for 30 bucks for a crystallized scepter. Like… like this one right right here I would sell it for 50 bucks and for a crystal staff like the one I have that's mine right here I would sell it for a a hundred bucks. Like the one I have that's mine here, I would sell it for a hundred bucks. Now the reason being is because, you know, dry time, man, like carving him and what have you is quick and easy, but… waiting for them to dry takes ages. You know, this roster of staff I'm working on for a buddy of mine. My buddy Jeremy has grandma seizures and he's in the Rostafarian and he's seen the wands I make and he's like dude can you make me a roster staff and I'm like yeah if you can find me a stick and he found the stick he's like like can work with this one I'm like let's see what I can do. And that's damn your complete. The next step we'll be getting some copper wire for, but I'm letting the wood age and harden first. And this thing is hard as a rock, like this stick is solid as fucking cement. So I'm thinking, um, yeah yeah and it's much easier to complete wands when you have a fucking job I'm just saying. But I know the thickness of copper wire I'm looking for and I know where to get it I just gonna go up there and get it when I can and I'll go to Home Depot to get copper wiring for my wands and gorilla glue for gluing the crystals in. And if I can't, and I'll order a crystal online, but I'd much rather go to a magic shop here in town that sells quartz crystals. That way I can make sure it fits for for sure. Because that's the problem with ordering quartz crystals, that way I can make sure it fits for sure. Because that's the problem with ordering quartz crystals online, is you can order it for a wand you're working on, and it doesn't fit. So you have to make another wand or just keep it separate for something else, you know, it's, you know, but I go to the Wonder gift Shop here in Casper Wildman. I give them a shout out. They're an awesome little store. They sell Quartz Crystals, Incense, Sage, Tibetan Singing Bulls, Wind Chimes, you know, all kinds of cool stuff. The Wonder Magic Shop here in Casper Wildman is one store I could definitely go broken. Yeah. And they have a bunch of beautiful quartz crystals that on display and if I take the staff with me when I go to buy the quartz crystal I can get one that I can push into the court you know what I can get I can get a quartz crystal that when I can push into the court, you know what I'm saying, I can get a quartz crystal that when I push it into the hole it'll have a nice snug fit and it'll take a little bit of elbow grease to pull it out, you know what I'm saying. That's when, also, also I'm getting a real quartz crystal that's been polished to be see-through. They have those that look like that with a man of class and they break easier. But they also have courts that's polished and shine to look see-through and they look cool as fuck. So yeah that staff's just about down. They literally have three to four things left on it. You know… and…… have three to four things left on it, you know. And between that, mailing off Ozzie's wand, working on a pedal bike, that I'm customizing, and little projects around the apartment keeps me busy, you know, out of trouble and shit. water shan't. I made this cool look and wand for Danny Philf and I mailed it off ages ago where I'm wondering if he got it. I hope he did. It didn't get mailed back so I'm assuming he got it. Yeah. Literally my first rock and roll concert was Ozzy Osborne and Rob Zombie in concert. It was Ozzy's black rain tour. It was like a week and a half before Halloween. At the far-go and North Dakota concert arena, I guess. Back when I was living in Valley. That was a minute ago. A fucking minute ago. I know the joke that people say behind my back, I'm not stupid. Oh Josh and his cobras ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. Ha. Right now the only way to fucking hear legend is never dies to watch the interview I had with keeper cast and you hear other background noises during the video too so it's not gonna be as good as the original but if anything that just gets people psyched for the new album like people who are hearing this and you know more than likely I'm not gonna have the money to sell it on tune core. So when I get my page up on Bank Camp, up and running, more official, like, I want to sell my newest album on Bank Camp for $4 instead of paying $10 going through 10 core. You know, a lot of people who pay $10 for an artist they've never heard of and they hate the music And they get pitchy and it's like dude. It's alternative metal if you don't like it then don't download it like straight up straight the fuck out Well I managed to get a new vacuum cleaner which is nice because now I'm no longer bending over my knees with a with my little push broom that fits in my hand and dust pange you know that picks up the carpet a little bit but it doesn't really you know yeah and I vacuumed earlier and it needed it and the carpet looks 10,000 times better. And there's a witch's potion that I can make to get the stains out without having to use a shampoo or… I have a news of shampoo or I'll have to get the recipe from a whole me of mine and then make it show you how you apply it and then see it on camera right here Because I bet she if I made this carpet look brand spanking new. My landlord should do a double take she was like did you change the carpet? What happened? I'm like you know I got a home remedy for removing stains and shit, yeah But the carpet with the stains that's really the only fucking issue like you know, I'm saying like Despite being a bachelor with autism you know I keep the place clean you know I'm saying like there is no excuse to have a cluttered up mess you know I'm saying is it perfect? No but is it like like the worst fucking place you ever seen? Like, oh my God, what the fuck is this pit of filth? No, fuck that, it's not like that, you know. That'd be cool, just making a bunch of wands for celebrities and giving away his gifts and shit. And they posted, and they don't have to, but they post on social media, hey, check out the sick wand that I just got. People are gonna be like, I want one. of whiskey. No two wands are the exact same. And I've seen websites that sell magic wands with crystals and them and stuff and some of these websites are like, you know, I've seen some of the work that goes into them. I'm like, damn. And if I want to make my wand syllable I got to step up my step up my product a little bit so people are gonna be actually actually be like you know what I'll fuck around with it check it out see what the fuss is about I know the gothic King Cobra UK fan club asked me to make them a bunch of wands and send them off but they haven't given me a proper address for me to mail them off that's the thing of it is getting orders would require me getting a list of addresses and what the customer wants for for the wand and you know make a video you know when I gather up supplies. like this is what I got for the wand and you know make a video you know when I gather up enough supplies like this is what I got for colors this is you know you want a fucking want hit me up you know blah blah blah that kind of thing um I got plenty of fans that are into web page designing and I've had several people come forward and like bro I'll gladly make a web page for you I've had several people come forward and like bro I'll gladly make a web page for you to sell your wands that be sick you know and that's the funny thing of it like if I could sell five or six staffs you know that's rent right there and one day's work, you know, of facility as a winning work to dry and shit. So yeah. Um, if I can't find a fucking job here in the next couple of months or so, I may just start doing that because I don't know what else to fucking do you know a lot of people don't want to fucking hire me because of my fucking YouTube videos and that's just it is what it is you know some of the things I say my videos are controversial and a lot of people don't want that associated with their company that's just the problem with being on social media sometimes is that you know people are going to see what you post and honestly I don't agree with companies invading your personal privacy and stalking your Facebook page basically and based off what you post on Facebook they're going to hire you or not like fuck Facebook okay if you're qualified for the job you're qualified the job. People who they are on Facebook are necessarily going to be who they are when they work, you know, so that's kind of an unfair assumption to make. But yeah, this video's getting to be an hour long and I don't want a photo booth freezing up, I mean, I have no loses a fucking video, so… Smoke it's a pipe tobacco, food for thought, that kind and Catholics, they have every right to protest abortion, just like I have every right to wear the Jesus as a country shirt. There's certain settings that I wouldn't wear it. If I was going to visit my church going relatives for the holidays I wouldn't pack it with me just because it's it's a respect thing you know what I'm saying. And not everybody who's a Christian or Catholic is a bad person but the ones that are kind of ruin it for the rest of them really. That's pretty much true of anything you know you get these cops that fucking abuse the system and police brutality and shit and it makes all cops look bad, you know, and it's no different with the extremist assholes to the fucking kill people in the name of Allah, it makes Muslims look bad and it's bullshit. And the only thing I can do about it is bitch about it, really. So that's what I'm doing. I'm bitching about it. Anyways, this is King Cobra JFS with another video. Thank you all for watching. And I'll most definitely get you all here. Oh yeah, check out the new episode of Bobbusburger's where it's Bobb's birthday. That shit's fucking funny. The new episode of The Family Guy is pretty funny too. Peter's Lost Youth. Classic.

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