Original Video: Pipe thoghts

Subtubes. Let's see how the wand sails are doing as of now. Huh. Five left. And on the clear wand, 20 people have it in their cart. and the red wand 20 people there's only one wand available. You know, it's weird because one of our people had it to their cart whoever buys it first gets it So I got a little bit of revenue coming in from that shortly I guess it's for his come-first serve, but I have to wait for that money to arrive in you know in the bank because well shipping wands isn't exactly cheap, especially if they're international. Now I did a review of the pizza that I had at the party with Stephen his fiance she didn't want to be on camera that much so I kept her off camera and Honest, pizza review, is what it was. Yeah. I'm not gonna let these haters stop me from dating. I just have to be a bit more quiet about it on social media. You know? So, fuck the haters. Straight up, fuck the haters. Straight up, fuck the haters. You know, chicks don't want to date me, that's their loss, not mine. But here's something I will say. Chicks have an easier time on the dating scene. They have a gift that men want to take. That's why you see… that's why you see men buying drinks for women at bars. And you can call me an ass all you want, but men and women are faced with the same god damn standards. You know, men have to feel self-conscious about their dick size, women feel self-conscious about their boob size, it's stupid. It's fucking stupid. And this is where the problem lies, YouTube. This is where the problem lies. Because of this negative stereotype that all men want is sex, that negative stereotype affects men and women. It gives men a negative, you know, association and it makes women entitled to dick. You know, so women get rejected, you're constantly hearing this, or what? You couldn't handle me, blah blah blah. I have to like their pussies, man, a diamond and gold, for fuck's sake, you know, like, come on me laugh. You know, you get these women who say they want a nice guy, but they friend's on every nice guy they meet and they date the assul, get their heart broken, and then bitch because all men are the same. How is that fair? And I get it, you know, if you've been with a person for a long enough time, you've tried to make it work with that person for a long enough time, even if that person is a complete dick to you, you still feel some emotional attachment. This is what separates men and women from the dating scene completely is, you know, women don't take being rejected up front very well, but men tend to have a harder time with breakups. Yeah. And one day, most guys will realize they fucked up bad. And they're gonna be regretting it. They're gonna get that one chick and then they're gonna fuck it up, and then they end up going, Oh, I coulda, yeah, you know. And some guys learn from their mistakes, and some guys. This is what I'm going to be fair. Women do this crap too. This is why you see a lot of people on social media complaining about dating. And me complaining about it, I'm trying to understand both sides of the arguments. You know, this is what helps men and women understand each other a bit better. This is the kind of thing that makes dating a bit more bearable for people who are old enough. But then I had someone say, oh you bitch like a female whenever I complained about the dating scene. I'm not necessarily trying to complain about it, just trying to understand perspectives from different sides. Because if you look at any argument, YouTube, any argument, period, there's two sides to every argument. Therefore it takes two people to fight. without victimizing yourself. A feminazi will victimize yourself and blame men for everything. Sound familiar? Yeah, I bet it does. Women are told to empower themselves with feminism, but then this idea of feminism is victimized yourself and blamed men for everything. That's feminism. There's a difference. Learn it. If women are told generation after generation that men are just pigs, men are just pigs. If women are taught growing up that men are just pigs, even before they've started dating, they already have a negative assumption about the opposite sex, and they haven't even given nice guys a chance. So right off the bat, most women are programmed into that that sexist mentality that all men are just pigs. And women who say shit like that why why are you focused on all men? Why aren't you focused in the good men you have in your life? Your father your brother you know maybe a son? Yeah that's the thing I don't get. That's the thing I don't get. No that's the thing I don't get. That's the thing I don't get. Now, society would be so against boys being taught that all women are just bitches growing up. If boys were taught that growing up, trust and believe, women would have a stink about it. But as a man, you really can't complain about sexism because well here's why men cannot complain about sexism and if you go to Google and you type in sexism the dictionary defines sexism as prejudiced or discrimination typically against women. The dictionary defines sexism as prejudice, stereotyping, or discrimination, typically against women, on the basis of gender, Sexism and language is an offensive reminder of the way the culture sees women, synonyms blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Even the definition of Sexism targets women and it makes me sick to my stomach. And out in the irony of it, the first four fucking words of this definition, prejudiced and the second word makes it even more ironic, stereotyping or discrimination. So the stereotype of course being that only women get treated unfairly. Right. Right. I gotta grab a glass of water. Hold on a second. Come on YouTube. So why then do we constantly target each other for our differences? Why is it always so convenient to blame men for everything? Because it's an easy excuse to pick on somebody. And both sexes get it. That's why it's called sexist treatment. It's because both genders experience discrimination or unfair judgment A lot of people would ask why are you single and the honest answer is because I'm goth women see the way I dress and their first response is oh, he's a creep and That's their loss not mine But then these same women will bitch because maybe it's hot as fuck outside and they wear a low-cut t-shirt because they want to dress comfortably and the society looks at them and says look at the way that slot's dressed. And then they'll complain because they're being judged for the way they dress. Oat in the irony, another glass of water. Where's the… there it is. I'm gonna grab my charger and plug my phone in and get that pizza review on the upload. You do hear Steve's female fiancé in the background. Let's see. Now if we go to preview and see. Let's see. Edit. See……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………. Let's see. Edit. If you go. Maybe preview was in the right program. Let's see, export, revert to, hmm. I might have to open file the location in recent, hmm. Hmm. I might have to, uh, open file, the location recent. Hmm. I might have to import it from quick time…. I found was gracious enough to hook us up with this video but that's all right I found was gracious enough to hook us up with some pizza and I was dealing with a lot of asshol trolls earlier yeah. to hook us up with some pizza and I was dealing with a lot of asshole trolls earlier Yeah That's all right there. We'll see how many more wands have sold yet. Still five left. And with this many people who have sold yet. Still five left. And with this many people buying them or trying to buy just one These are all going to be sold within two days flat It seems like people really like the comprehended wands something to And the fact that I had to that I couldn in charge extra for making a nicer quality wand. People threw a fit about it, like Trump in his wall, and I suppose I really can't complain because they're being sold out, but still, try to try to charge a little extra for a nicer quality wand. Oh, can't even do that. That's kind of pathetic. But I'm not complaining. Trump's threatening to shut down the government for a whole year if he doesn't get what he wants and Well, YouTube, I think it's ass and I Someone made a fake tweet about Trump tweeting about my wants and then they used the wrong URL They used the troll-y- trolls took to fuck with me. If you want to buy a wand, you order Cobra Craft Wands over on Etsy.com slash shop. Which at this point, I guess, isn't too much good because they're going to be sold out anyway. Yeah. on Valentine's Day and you know if it doesn't work out like I hope to it no big deal it's not the end of the fucking world. That's all I'm saying on that issue. Not really an issue, I call it a YouTube, cobras don't waste their venom in the wild, so why should humans waste their time? You apply that logic to dating this or you're that. You learn to be a bit more stealthy with your dating tactics. You'll be able to find anyone you want. Guaranteed. You might think that you're this or you're that. You can't find nobody. Bull shit. You shouldn't use anything really as an excuse to not date. I mean, you might think, oh, your ass is too small or you're too fat or some stupid shit like that. Bull shit, that's an excuse. That's a fucking excuse. That'd be like me saying, Oh, I have autism, I have aspergers, I can't date it, I'm socially awkward, fuck that, I'm not gonna use my own disorder as an excuse. You know what I'm saying? You too, it's bullshit. happen. No, it really hasn't happened in a while, but there's a reason why I plan on doing it if it does happen, because, and I hate to say it, but look what happened with my last girlfriend. The troll's bullied her into breaking up with me, and that's some horseshit, dude. You know, these trolls think, oh, this guy's an easy target because of his autism. This is hilarious. He lives in a small town and he has social disorders or dating for him is going to be super hard. Let's make it more difficult. Ha ha ha. And to me, you know, let's just says, how miserable are you dude? Or do that. How miserable of a person are you that you're going to go to such extreme lengths to fuck with somebody and you can't even admit that you're a fan of my videos you just want to fuck with me because you're an asshole. You know like these pricks that got me fired from Wendy's you know that was some bullshit. I put in four years of loyal service and you know I'm customers rude to me I made a video complaining about a rude customer and that's how I got fired like really. And that's the thing of it in like the four years that I worked there I never dealt with someone that rude before and the way I handled it was so professional that rude before and the way I handled it was so professional it was so someone that rude before and the way I handled it was so professional and I made note of that and I still got fired for it like really. You know, on the video in question I didn't cuss, I didn't cuss the customer route or any shit like that, YouTube. You know, and the video question, I was, I made mention that what I had done was to smile politely and keep doing my job, you know, because when you own a business the customer is right. Now I imagine shipping is going to be a bit more hectic after the holidays, so some people are probably concerned about their wands not arriving quickly enough. Well if I'm doing international shipping, keep in mind it's going to take a little bit longer. You know. But if it's been like two months and you haven't fucking received your wand, then it got lost in the mail. That's something I'm not in control of. You either give me the right address. When I go to ship, I'm otherwise, you know what I'm saying? You wasted my time when you're wasting your time. You know. I'm trying to make an honest business selling handcrafted wands and I don't need you know people dinking me around so to speak. Me, people have tried to fuck with my one business, and it's failed. But when I get a smoke and hot girlfriend in the next couple of months, what the fuck are you haters going to be doing? Still talking shit! The next thing I'm gonna say, YouTube, is if you find a girl that laughs at your stupid jokes, keep an eye on her. And I don't mean in a stalkerish sort of way, I mean. If she becomes single, pick up on that as quickly as you can, someone else gets there first, that's your loss. Well, and her as if you're a chick who is easier to talk to than she is easy on the eyes. I mean if her beauty is just a bonus and she laughs at your corny jokes. You pick up when I'm digging YouTube. Pick up one of them weighing down tubes. I may end up avoiding the vault, the good lula. I may end up avoiding the vault, the god damn it, I'm fucking tongue- twisted. I may end up avoiding the bars on V-Day, depending on how things go. I got a motion. I plan in motion and it's it's getting taken care of. If I found a way to put a quartz crystal into the handle of a copper handled wand, then people couldn't, then people couldn't be like, Oh well, you're charging more for that one, that's horseshit, I'm disappointed in you to fuck off. You're disappointed to me because I'm running a business. Or because I'm charging more for a better quality wand with a fancier handle. You know, that's the thing that really gets me. Is some of you act like I'm a god damn circus animal and as soon as you crack the whip, I make a video. That's not how this works. I make a video and I fucking want to. You know what I'm saying? If it's past 10 o'clock I'm not going to be making a super wild-ass fucking video that's for damn sure. What a fuck these haters dude. They ain't got shit on me. I think it's hilarious though, they try to fuck with me, they try, and the harder they knock me down, the harder I get a girlfriend, I'll have to say it, I got one. And that's it. Tell you how old she is and that's it. You don't have to know jack shit after that. And when I'm not making videos, more likely I'll spend time with her, you know what I'm saying. And if you can't handle that, then that's your own god damn fault. I mean I appreciate the loyalty and support but holy shit. If I quit making videos for two weeks I guarantee you people would lose their fucking minds. They'd be like I need my kangover fix. But yes, it's nice to see that my wands are selling out quickish shit. That makes me feel good about what I'm doing as a business person. Not too many people can say they have their own business, especially somebody with Aspergers. But… you do. How else do you deal with it? Because at this point you realize that life has a sick sense of humor. We're going to take a social disorder that makes you awkward around humans and call it aspergers. It just it sounds funny, you know, that's the thing about YouTube. People are stupid sometimes. Now it makes me laugh you too, one second. That's the bloody thing of this is when people treat me like I'm stupid I go right and that's just the social stigma attached to having any sort of disorder people either think you're or You know what I'm saying? And that's just a mentality that people have, you know, a walk into the fucking store and people look and they immediately know who it is and they're just like, all that's… da da da da da da da he's special, quote unquote. Right. Which is the politically correct way of saying you're retarded. There's a good chance that those wands will sell out over the weekend. So for the ones that are in progress, they're gonna have to wait until the weekend is passed. They're gonna have to wait until the weekend is passed. But the wants are still out quickly, which is good. But I'll catch at you in a minute, toops.