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pizza and hot sauce review

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Bielle YouTubeers So out of fan send me some money. I'm ordering a pizza right now. We have a hand-tossed crust with double the cheese Poppings we have beef, pepperoni, extra bacon, Philly cheesecake, hot sauce, jalapeno peppers, onions, spinach, and cheddar cheese. Please that cheddar to make it better. Sides. Yeah we know we gotta add garlic sauce to it. Uh, two cups for our pizza. Check out. All right, that's out of Coke to it and see how much it comes to Let's go with a two liter of Coke one at to order hmm 3992 for an extra large. I'm hungry enough that I think I can place it. That way I'll have food for later while I'm working on my wands. Extra large, 16-inch, hand-tossed pizza, double the cheese, garlic pomesan white sauce, extra bacon, Philly cheese steak, beef, pepperoni, hot sauce, jolapenio peppers, onions, cheater cheese, spinach, like beef pepperoni, bacon, Philly cheesecake, ooey, four meats like a couple veggies. How many calories is it? 680 calories. Yes! That's close to the devil's number. I can get down with that. Bless it now for a little continue to check out. Pup-pup-pup place the order We're about to order some dank mother, pisa, okay? I like dominoes, I like pizza huts, I like little seizures, I like Papa John's, Papa Murphy's, I love pizza. Nice to meet you, my name is Goth, the King Cobra, we just ordered a pizza. Picker, what? And when I received this in a care package, I thought it was vodka, just by the way it smelled. But the fans informed me that it's rum and then looking closer at the label, yep, it's some imported rum from Thailand and this is strong. This is 75% alcohol. Good Lord. No wonder why I puked on live stream last night I had some food to eat earlier which was delicious last night but you know now having a two-liter of coke I'll have something to mix with the vodka, rum, whatever the fuck you want to call it, it's rum. This is white rum by the looks of it because it says rum on the label. I don't know, my eyes are really bad. I have cataracts, I'm legally blind in my right eye, so my left eyes doing all the work, you know. So let's go to my g-mail and just read off the ingredients one more time because who eat does that just sound delicious? Ordered it in real time so now we're just going to wait and see how long it takes. 3992. Okay, so we have a whole extra large, hand-tossed pizza, double the cheese, garlic, Parmesan white sauce, extra bacon, Philly cheese steak, beef, pepperoni, hot sauce, jolapeno peppers, onions, Cheddar cheese, spinach. That's a nine topping pizza. Well, if you count putting two cups of garlic butter on top to complete it. That's ten toppings baby. Wow! 10 topping extra large pizza. What? You know, going with stuff that I like to eat. I like spinach, I like hot sauce, you know. But here's the thing of it. My fan sent me the same awesome fan who sent me this rum, sent me some cigarettes, a strange candy from his homeland to try, and some hot sauce. So, I might just put some of that hot sauce on a piece of pizza and try it. We'll have the jolapenios and the hot sauce on a piece of pizza and try it. We'll have the jalapenios and the hot sauce from Domino's plus the hot sauce that the fan sent me. I will try a little bit of that hot sauce that the fan sent me on a piece of pizza. Believe that. I hear a crow outside that's what's up. All you don't even know, you too, the crows and the ravens here in town like me, they do. They do, they do. We're firing it up. Andrew……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… it up. And you began custom making your order at 1119. Boom. Shop Wyoming first. Now you know Domino's is local pizza. They're a bigger fast food chain, you know. But, um, you know, if you're going to get an Uber, eats, get it from restaurants that don't deliver, okay? Seriously, if you're going to order pizza and you want it delivered, have it delivered from the restaurant. Don't be a douche. And put my shoes on so that way when the CY and get me a six pack. I got $10 left after that order. I get $10 to $20. That was like 39-0. something for a pizza. So I should have like $30. That was like $39.00 for a pizza. So I should have like $20-some odd dollars a little almost. So that's enough for a six pack of beer will I get? Well I might have to give me some Samuel Adams cherry Boston logger. Oh dude that beer is so fucking good. If you've ever had Sam Adams cherry wheat it's so fucking good dude. That's one of my favorite beers to drink. You know it's almost 10 bucks for a perfect six pack, but that's all right. You know, I can hop on my chopper bike and I carry my duffel bag with me. Did you know a flock of crows is called a murder? Yes, a group of crows is called a murder. And a flock of ravens is called a conspiracy. Go figure. I don't know what it is YouTube, but crows and ravens, they flock to me. They do. You know, where most crows kind of just take off whenever they're near humans. I don't have to do anything. Like if I'm near a crow or a raven, they'll show off for me. They'll talk to me, you know. Crows and ravens are very friendly towards me, even if I don't have anything to give them. Which if I had like you know a jacklings beef jerky stick that's nice and easy to chew I give them some you know I tear it into pieces and throw it on the ground for them to peck at you know here's the thing of it if I had my own dream house, I would consider getting a pet raven. That would be sick. But pet ravens are a fucking responsibility. They get into your shit. They're narcissistic little bastards. They command your attention. It's all about them. And if they don't like you, they will fuck with you. Okay? Ravens are a huge responsibility. It's just like owning a parrot. Okay? They have sharp claws that can tear the fuck out of your flesh. Their beaks can pick you the fuck apart. Okay? So yeah. If I had a pet raven, and my pet raven, so yeah. If I had a pet raven, my pet raven would be well taken care of and spoiled rotten. I'd be sitting there with chunks of raw steak, pouring calcium, liquid calcium, onto the raw steak, letting the steak marinate in it for a couple hours. And then, yeah, I'd be feeding my pet raven raw steak, soaked in calcium. And the reason why I say that is because, okay, I watch Peter Kane and Sam the Raven, you know, if you're looking into getting a Raven, you know, trust an expert. You know, do your research before you get a pet. You know? If I had a pet raven in my dream house, I would have a pet. Okay, serious. Do your fucking research before you get a pet, because a lot of people think, Oh, I want a dog because they're so cool, or I want a raven because they're so cool. And then they get it and they can't handle their responsibility. You know? And trust me, the cage I'd have for my raven would be big enough that I could walk into it and stand. The cage would be several feet taller than I am and why enough that my raven if I had a pet raven in my dream house would have more than plenty of room. Okay? So that when it's nighttime and is there time to go to bed you know they'll feel comfortable. Okay and if you're gonna get a pet raven your best bet is to raise them from an egg or raise them from a hatchling you know Your order is in the oven and you put your order in the oven at 11.25 a.m. Right the fuck on. Thank you Andrew for putting my order in the oven. The cool thing about the pizza tracker, every pizza that does online ordering should get something like this if they don't already have it. You know? This pizza tracker is great. The pizza tracker that Domino's has allows me to keep in track with my order in real time. So I'm not sitting here going, du du du du du du is it going to take you know now I can see in real time so if you order pizza online any of the big four should consider and they do you know I at Pizza Hut has the online tracker I believe Papa Johns has it and then little Caesars has their pizza portal, you know so yeah I want to build my dream house four to eight miles outside of town on 20 acres of land surrounded by a security gate that requires a code to get into and a buzzer that I can open the gate automatically from by the front door of my dream house with a camera and intercom system so that when people buzz me at my front gate I can turn on the camera and see who it is like who the fuck is it? Oh, it's home boy Scotty. What up bro? Let me buzz you in tall. The gap between the gates for each peg of the fence would be like this fucking skinny, you know. And at the top of this Ron Iron Gate would be like, on top of this fence would be some gnarly ass spikes, you know. Yeah………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… know. Yeah. And if you got this 44 foot tall, Ron Iron Gates, with normally as spikes at the top, surrounding the perimeter of those 20 acres, ain't no one gonna fuck with me, dude. Believe that. No one gonna fuck with me dude. believe that Perfection check complete Andrew double-checked your order for perfection at 1132 or 30 whatever. Cool beans. And go stand by the damn door, you know and wait for my pizza Oh good it gets out for delivery. Oh good it gets out for delivery. I'll be right back. Grab my keys, I'm just gonna stick these in my back pockets. Got my tea and rum. I'll be right back tubes. I don't care anymore. I'll drop it. There we go. That's what… And of course, I'd have to drop the Coca-Cola. Fucking fantastic. I don't care anymore. At least I didn't drop the pizza, so it could be worse, YouTube. 2 liter of Coke but that's all right we just won't open it for a little bit then but all righty YouTube the domino's pizza has arrived this crazy 10-topping extra-large monstrosity it just smells fucking delicious yo it really does I'm not gonna lie it smells pretty good all right so let's go ahead and take a gander at it I've already got some domino's plates on hand, so… Qee, got our napkins. The Moment of Truth, the opening. Ah! the moment of truth the opening hoh a a a… at this behemoth of a pizza yo Oh I want you to look at it because we're about to add some that other topping to it. Take our garlic butter. Garlic Butter. All right, so of it, you know, kind of just dump it all on there. The piece is so hot and fresh that literally all that garlic butter that I just dumped on top of there, it's just gonna melt onto that pizza. There we go. Beautiful. of this custom monstrosity. We're going to eat one by itself, and then we'll try one with the hot sauce at the fancents. How's that sound, YouTube? Does that sound good? All right. Go ahead and take off a slice. It was literally so much cheese on this pizza, it is unreal. All right, so I want to go ahead and block it real quick. All right, so I want to go ahead and block it real quick. All right.. So I want to go ahead and block it real quick. All right. Look at this YouTube. Here's the pizza up close and personal. This looks pretty good. Mmm. All right. So a big thank you to the fans you provided this. This one for you guys. And the cheese is just literally dripping off the pizza. Mmm. Like the amount of hot sauce and grease. Oh yeah.. Like the amount of hot sauce and grease. Oh yeah. This is going to be good. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. This is bomb. How spicy is it with the hot sauce and the jalapenos? It's got some kick to it. How spicy is it with the hot sauce and the jalapenos? It's got some kick to it. That ain't no lie. But it's manageable. It's a manageable heat. Mmm. The tentoping monstrosity, yeah. Fresh out of the oven, warm, melt in your mouth, warm, melt in your mouth, savory, Mm-hmm. Not a sponsor. Melt in your mouth savory. Mm-hmm. Not a sponsor. Good the last bite. Wow. I've got a napkin here. Just wow, dude. incredibly delicious not to mention cheesy greasy a little bit of spicy a little bit of savory oh yeah dude that was that's good I can get down with that I'm trying a piece of that pizza with the hot sauce that the fan sent you. Yeah, that I did. That I did. I'm going to shrug the rest of this tea real quick. I don't think it could be any spicier than a caroline or reaper so I should be fine. Spicy, savory, cheesy, buttery, greasy, heart clogging, artery clogging, goodness. That's what that was. I might have been expensive to put like 10 toppings on it, like legitimately, but it was worth it. Totally worth it. Hmm. I had some girl that was walking by the apartment complex, see me standing outside, and she was leaving, she's like, that's a sexy goth. Because I'm minding my own business and my glasses are dirty, so I lift up my shirt so I can like polish my glasses Didn't even care if my abs were showing I go to nonchalantly wash my glasses And she's totally checking me out. I'm just like It didn't bother me because I'm like that double standard makes me laugh to be quite honest, but there you go Whoo e? We… We didn't think I got plenty of napkins. I want to reuse this plate for another piece of pizza. I want to grab the hot sauce. I want to grab the hot sauce. All right, so as you know, people from India, Taiwan, you know, that general area, People from India, Taiwan, you know, that general area. You know what I'm saying? They love their heat. Birdie's pepper sauce. So it's Trinidad and Tobago flavored. According to what the label says. This hot sauce is going to have some kick. Trinidad and Tobasco. So I was probably have like a little bit of kick but not too much. If you want to make sure before I start dabbing it on my pizza like okay how bad is this really going to be? Oh Trinidad and Tabasco? Okay that's doable. All right I got tums and I got flour, so if it really gets bad, you know that general area People like their food spicy over their man. They do Indian food is very spicy so Yeah, go ahead and take the cap off And this last part is just my OECD kicking kicking in. I mean, I don't have to get all of the plastic right here off. But… Now getting the last of this plastic off is just my OCD kicking in. Really, but… There we go. Yeah, it's got a little bit of heat to it. Kind of reminds me of Swampidellic almost. Yeah, that's how it's just like Swampidellic. fridge. Nasty as in, they're spicy, watch out. All right so I'm going to put this plastic in the trash, I'll be right back. Now I'm not going to put a whole lot but I'll try a little bit of the hot sauce on the pizza just because you know know, it's what the fans have been asking for. They're like, hey, if you want to eat pizza, you should try some of that hot sauce on there. I'm like, all right. The crazy bastards, all right, do for my fans. And the shit they do for me. You know, I love my fans and they love me. So, yeah. Mmm. Let's get one last look at this delicious pizza before I put it up for the video. Look at that, all that grease on the bottom of it. Oh….. Look at that, all that grease on the bottom of it. Oh. Close her up just like that's boo yeah Okay, and put this in the kitchen Put this pizza in the kitchen because you know the flavor be bitchin on a mission for the Munch. I got the pizza safely tucked in the kitchen. I'm going to put the rest of my tea in the fridge for later. Keep it nice and cold. All right, so. This, uh… Put that over there, okay. This is what I do for my fans. We got another awesome slice of that super dank pizza. Just look at that. You know you wanna bite. You know you wanna bite. The onions definitely make a nice touch. Mmm. Delicious. Mmm. Delicious. All right. Oh. Oh, God damn it. This smells mean. Okay, so I want to put a small dab. Of it on the tip right here just a little bit. There we go, I pour just a little bit on the pizza there. A couple drops of that hot sauce right here show that logo. Birdies, pepper sauce, Trinidad, and Tabasco. Let's take my gloves off for this just so I don't accidentally get hot sauce on my glove. Because I want to wash my hands after eating this pizza because I have a feeling this is going to kick just a little bit. Chug the rest of that real quick. some of that white rum mixed with some coca-cola. I'm sure that's going to taste pretty good. However, without further delay, we're going to get into eating this piece of pizza. I put the hot sauce right in there as you too. Here goes nothing. I eat this for you guys. There we go. I got past the bite that had the hot sauce on it. Well the extra hot sauce I should say. Yeah, I can get down with that hot sauce, man. That's the jollipinos already made it pretty spicy but um you add just a drop of that hot sauce on there hooly shit. That um, it's got some heat to it ma'am. M shit. That's got some heat to it man. Mmm. That's good Joe. I want to add some more to it. There's a chunk of jalapeno sitting right there on that one bite. That's going to get a dab of this hot sauce. Boop. There we go. All right there, I put some of that hot sauce right there on top of that jollapeno. Just a little dab will do ya. You know? So now I got Trinidad, Tabasco, and jollapen. You know? Right there right on that pepper you see that I poured it right on there. All right Guess which bite I'm gonna take next you already know for the subscribers I'll… Oh yeah! There's the endorphine kick. Oh yeah! There's the endorphin kick from the spicy. Now I'm probably going to regret pooping this out later. But, yeah, that hot sauce has got enough kick to it to like make your sinuses sweat just a little bit. It tastes like swamp idyllic hot sauce, but much more milder. This right here tastes very similar to swampydellic but not a spicy. It's not bad YouTube, I can get down with that. Close to the amount of cheese and bread on this pizza, I've probably helped numb some of the heat down just a little bit. So… I'll pour some of them on my finger and try it straight on the tongue after I get done eating this pizza you too. Mmm, pizza. Because I'll do like a little dab of it. Oh, you're just a pussy because all that bread from the pizza dough and the cheese. And that made the hot sauce dim down. Okay. I'll pour some of my tongue if I have to or do like a little dab of it on my finger But you're a pussy culture relive it. I'm so sick of it Well, that's very filling pizza. that hot sauce definitely delivers a kick. But just how spicy is it really? Well, we're about to find out, because… Yeah Look at the amount of hot sauce and grease on my plates. That's how you know, it's good pizza well Yeah, buddy. All right, so this is the Bertie's pepper sauce, Trinidad, and Tabasco. Did I really see a try to add tobacco or just printed out in tobacco? Huh. Well, whatever it is, this is good hot sauce, I like it. Huh. Well, whatever it is, this is good hot sauce. I like it. Mmm. Got a little bit of heat to it. Right there. Yeah, that'll do it. Yeah, that'll do it. Yeah, like I said, a dab will do ya. That's good hot sauce. I'll put this in the fridge for later. Put whatever I need hot sauce for my food. I got a nasty collection of hot sauces. Dot damn, dude, four bottles of hot sauce. Zombie repellents, Dubon, Ex caresso. There we go. Just a little dab of hot sauce by itself, man. My tongue's burning. My size and you're cleared out. I'm starting to sweat just a little bit. That's spicy enough to clear out your tannins. Just ever so slightly numb. It's one of them hot sauces. It's certainly not the spicy as hot sauce I've had. But it's got some heat to it. It's spicy enough to clear out your sciences. Oh yeah, let that heat from that hot sauce sit in on my tongue for a bit. Get a feel for it. Oh yeah, I don't let that heat from that hot sauce sit in on my tongue for a bit. Get a feel for it. a bit, get a feel for it. It definitely burns the back of your throat just ever so slightly. It leaves the tip of your tongue nice and numb. It's spicy enough to make your sinuses clear out. All that's not I had in my system gone instantly. And this is why mosquitoes don't fuck with me in the summertime. They smell that spicy food that I eat and they're like, I'm not drinking his blood. Nope. Nope. Let's go ahead and cool off our tongue with some ice cold refreshing Coca-Cola. Fresh two-liter ice cold. Let's show that logo. Not a sponsor. We could drink it and put this cup back up. We don't need… This is a cool cup, don't get me wrong, but… This will kind of help conserve their alcohol a bit. Oh wait. And this thing's got the uh, Hogwarts crest on it, right there you can see it, boom. Just saying. I'm Let that carbonation die down just a bit. Chews you too. Interesting. That hot sauce that I tried. That hot sauce that I tried. It's not sugar activated. There are some hot sauces you cannot drink soda pop with. Just because of the sugar will make it worse. That's interesting. It kind of makes it burn a little bit worse but then it also cools it off at the same time. Hmm, interesting. crazy pizza combo. You eat. Pour some more of that coke in there. I'm going to take a couple of tums though just because, or at least a tum because I don't want heart run. That's the thing that sucks about getting older YouTube is that you can't eat as much spicy food as you used to be able to eat. Come on you. There we go. Just in case, so I don't get heartburned. Ha ha. I have. I'm not sponsored by any of the companies you see in this video. Free advertisement. Anyway, I got a couple of times just in case they get heartburned. Which I'm starting to get, I'm not going to lie. hot sauce on top of it. That's what's gonna, you know. Because I've eaten Domino's pizza with their hot sauce and their jalapenios on top of their pizza before and didn't fuck me up. But oohy, adding that other hot sauce to it on top. Yeah, that's what sauce to it on top. Yeah, that's what did it. Let's pour some of that. Oh, splashing that. Oh my last rant video should have uploaded by now. Of course more coke on top of that grumbed. Yeah, that's some mean hot sauce. It takes a minute for it to creep up on you. It's a bit of a c the rum, but there's no burn. That is just tasty. Cheers, YouTube, an hour-long video, that's nuts. Well, YouTube, an hour-long video. YouTube, an hour-long video, that's nuts. Try another crazy combination from Domino's, trying a crazy spicy hot sauce. Excuse me. That was weird. My voice started to change for a second. I'm going to have a smoke and leave you with it, you too. With or without the extra hot sauce that pizza was good either way. If you like these kinds of videos, they're like hour long, trying out different kinds of pizza. You know, the hot sauce review. Subscribe for more. I eat spicy food on my channel all the time. Anyways, YouTube. Pizza and Hot Sauce Review. Cheers. Cheers. Thank you for watching. And I'll catch you Cool Cobras later.

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