Original Video: Pizza Hut food review

What up tubes? So I ordered Pizza Hut and it'll be here momentarily. A long wait in time to show up. I have here in my hands a bottle of pink champagne. This is a Corbel, sweet rose from California, Champions, established in 1882. A bit of a process to get it open, but now I should just build up. Popin' off like that. Yeah, look at that. Sweet. Did not have to shake it off or anything. Just listen to that bitch pump. Hmm. Never had pink champagne before but I heard it's really good. Oh Oh, oh, YouTube. Hold on a second. I had to pull an archer there for a second. But… Yeah. I like it. That's delicious. It's getting close of that logo. Hell yeah, that's good shit. Try to spread that. Hell yeah. You got two months to probation. One shot isn't going to hurt you. Is up, yeah. Yeah. kind of tangy. I could do the whole bottle at once a day. I could probably get four of those in one sitting. That'd be insane, wouldn't it? Yeah. I like it. Now this particular champagne will be used for a drink combination of mine later on. But I thought I'd have a couple of swigs of it just to try and see what it tastes like. And this pink champagne gets the Gothic King Cobra Seal of Approval. And the Ross the King Seal of Approval? And you don't have to be a chick to drink pink champagne. That's just a fucking sex is a cliche. Oh hell yeah. You know. And just because it drinks pink champagne, it doesn't say nothing about the sexuality. It's also a negative cliche. Oh, dude. I'm gonna wish I had another bar with this. That's fucking delicious. Oh. Don't forget to crack the bubbly! Bury! Pop the bubbly! Pop the bubbly! Royal Italian! That's just not going to happen is it? No! Oh well. You think it'll be fine like keep it in the fridge? Yeah, it should. Okay. But you're not getting that Clark back on there? No. That's not happening. It makes a popping noise for a reason. Right. That fucking was loud too. You hear like pop. Yeah. Mmm. Mmm. Fark, dude, this is delicately delicious. Okay, I gotta take one more little step as well. It's magically delicious. Oh yeah, Compati, I'm getting some more of this. This is really good stuff. I must see if it's for you drink combination, so I'll stop after this. Oh. I think you said that like three after this is a go. Okay, so then I'm being serious. That was four, I can't go any further. And time meets again for the drink combination. That wasn't creepy at all. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh yeah. This, um… Oh god. This fucking drink combination, you two is going to be pretty sick. Now my buddy Jeremy here is epileptic and he wanted me to make him a rooster staff. And at the time he asked me to make it, well I just lost my job, and I got a job again. But check this out, the Teespring campaign that I did recently, it wasn't enough to fix my shotgun, but it was enough for me to work on this a bit. When the Pizza Hut gets here we'll do a review on that as well They already called and ordered that shit But I'll end up with a quick video showing you some of the assembly on Getting the staff together and go ahead and get this um wire for the staff unwrapped. It's about 15 feet or so. You're gonna feel like that too when you walk around with that shit. The Blunt! The Blunt, he says. that shit and get shoo-wifty. No doubts. It's bubbly delicious. It's kind of sweet sort of tart taste to it. Overall the taste is really smooth. You know definitely added to my list of to go to potion ingredients. All right so let's throw this thing away and the tape that was around as copper wire. Yeah, I'm not much of a big liquor guy, but if I approve something, then it's fucking good. It should be enough copper wire for this thing right here. I need to leave a little bit to wrap around up here when I put the crystal in there, I'll get that off camera. Okay. Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Oh, she putt dialed me. Nah. Was it? That was my step mom calling me. I think she might have accidentally dialed me. Ah, but dialed her. Quite common. But that's pretty straightforward. I think it's a good blow. Yes. Now I'm going to make the handle. Hello. Yes. I will come. I'll go. Hello. Yes. Hello. You're all in time. And then I'll try to tripping that up. Bye. Yeah, your door just kind of swum little down on it's all in there. Well, that's because Winston likes to fuck with my shit, don't you winced in? All right. I just hit this shit down and want to come off for a minute. Oh, it just came out fresh too. one love that's pizza The greatest we ever invented. It's pizza. Pizza. All right, I'll get to that in a second man. Glad to want to finish wrapping this. All right. the door swing open by itself you're like whoa man yeah that's not creepy in Josh's place at all I'm wrapping that copper wire around the handle part of it a bit more tightly on the loops so we can create it's like damn it man is your dummy playing tricks on me playing it more tightly on the loops so we can create. It's like, damn it man, is your dummy playing tricks on me again? Is he doing it again? Not in the mood for games today, man. I'm not in the mood for games today, man. I always forget your dummy's name. Sean, I spell an S-H-O-N. Sean, Sean. How do I forget that? It's my fucking little name. Go figure, huh? I know, right? Sean. Watch you Sean! Check that out for a handle. Hell yes. I got just the right amount. Just the right amount. Just the most part. Actually, we got plenty of room to work with this, so it's a bit more intricate with it. All right, this will hold in place until I already get put the crystal in there and everything. But that's coming together quite nicely. And we'll set that aside for a second so we can do a food review. Now we got napkins over here but… All right. All right. We got little… Little hmm. And then again. We got pizza hot and we got breaststicks right here. We got Pizza Hut and we got breadsticks right here. The order came to… 44.92? Yeah, $44.92. That's a bit pricey with pizza, but that's to be expected. Oh yeah, we got their breadsticks. They're famous, famous breadsticks. One for you. You know, those things are famous ones that they're famous for. Yeah. One for me. And the one for me. Another one for you. Let's see how these breads are on there just like that. All right, now's the dipping sauce. food review When I called Pizza Hut, I wanted them to put ancho who is on my pizza, they no longer carry it. I was like, warm goodness. You really can't be like all the seasoning work on there. So your probation meeting went really well then? Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Bredst, she said, because I've been such a good boy, no more drug test. Oh yeah. These breadsticks, white,, or definitely popping on the calories. Oh. That's not the only… No, you didn't just spend that much money on breadsticks. Oh, fuck no! Hold on a second. Of course we got pizza and wings. What you think this is? What do you think this is? What do you think this is? Is it the opium? I'm sorry my friend, it's me that people, he's just, yeah, I'm sorry. I'm sorry my friend, it's me that people, he's just, yeah, I'm sorry. Okay. Yeah, we'll get to the wings in a second, people. We'll get to the wings in a second but we want to showcase this pizza. I think we should have said he and blended. That would be more appropriate I suppose. They have more pricey anyway gotna. This pizza right here this is a meat lovers large okay large meat lovers stuffed crust crust crust crust extra cheese. This pizza right here, this is a meat lover's large, okay? Large meat lovers, stuffed crust, extra cheese, extra meat topping with bacon, extra bacon. Oh damn. And, uh, well… Let's tip this down on the side for a second so I can add shit to it. We have a couple of packets here. Nothing says awesome like pizza, am I right? Some of you out there, some of you out there are going to say, you know what, King Cobra, I can respect the food review, some of you out there are probably going to say, but you know what, King Cobra, Pizza Hut's too greasy for my taste. But that's how you feel, that's cool. But King Cobra here, I take Pizza Hat, there Pizza in general, you know, it's just, yeah. Pizza Hut's just a bit pricey, especially if you're getting a fucking large, but a couple of parmesan packets here, go and sprinkle all out on there. Now we got free seasoning packets, might as well. I did not pay $44. and 93 cents not to use the seasoning packets. Okay, we're putting the seasoning packets on this motherfuckin' pizza right now. all that pon jean cheese and all of them there. Yeah. Oh yeah. Get on there. Yeah. Now we've got, of course, your classic pizza red peppers. You're crushed red peppers. Both me and Jeremy like spicy foods. So… I don't think I'm aware of it. Oh Louisiana, what do you expect? Right. He's from Louisiana that he said, so, of course, like spicy food. So that's why I figured you'd have no objection to me using all the seasons on here. Oh, that's more Palmesan. Look at that. Oh, damn. So it's like… So this could be Palmesan, this could be ground pepper. Agent people have a saying that in Louisiana. It ain't spicy and ain't cooked right. All right. This thing is not covered in promisone, peppers and all that. Let's hit this to the side while I take care of a couple things. Which thing you think about breadsticks man? Epic. Yes. You too. It's good close to all this delicious pizza right here. This delicious greasy goodness. Yes, some of that tea- spring campaign went towards this pizza but that's all right. Grab my plate right here. And um, there's two slasses for me and Let's put some of my lap here just like that so I can do this Oh It's coming apart on me nice. There you know There you go. Try to have two slices that was falling apart on me. No worries. Right. All right. And of course to drink we have the classic Mountain Dew. Too late or that. All right. Mountain Dew makes everything right. Exactly. This is probably the pizza hot most unhealthy pizza ever. But, fuck it, you live once, right? Large meat lovers, extra cheese, stuff crossed, extra topping, extra bacon, boom. YouTube. Oh. This is some good pizza. That's what I'm saying. You know, they said 45 minutes when I called them, but they got here. Quicker than that. Yeah, it was like 25 minutes when I called them, but they got here quicker than that. Yeah, it was like 25. Right? So the service was fast. The pizza was hot and fresh. The delivery girl was awesome. Overall, I would say I'm definitely satisfied with my purchase of pizza hut today. The extra cheese, the meat toppings, piled high. Oh. This pizza is so good it's worth every fucking penny. So yeah, I spent about $44.93 on a large pizza, a large custom pizza, an order of breadsticks, two things of wings, and a soda. And I got two 18 packs of wings and a soda. And I got two 18 packs of wings of wings and a soda. And I got two 18 packs of wings, so, yeah. Oh, let's stop breast. Oh, my God. So, YouTube, if you ever go down topping, bacon, extra bacon on a stuffed crust pizza. Mm. Now the amount of grease that's on these pizzas, that's just from two slices. Two slices chilling out. Two slices chilling out on my plate. I don't mind it, I actually like the grease, but some of y'all are going to be like, Ew. Some of y'all are going to be like, eww! Some of y'all are going to be like, eww, look at all that grease, it's so unhealthy, oh my God! Disgusting, Pete! Look at a neat stuff! But that's just what two slices of grease looks like on a plate, one all said and done. Dangerously greasing. Exactly. Dangerously greasing. I haven't eaten today and I was craving pizza man. It was fucking craving pizza and I'm like looking a lot and I'm like, I'm like, I look at pizza hood and see what they can do. All right. Oh, YouTube. The flavor with this pizza. It speaks to your soul, it says, Mmm, pizza. your soul it says pizza and this man this pizza is fucking fresh straight up like it's not piping hot to where it's not piping hot to where it burns the fuck out of your mouth, but it's fresh out of the oven. To the point that by the time I got delivered here, it had time to cool off just a little bit. And you know, pizza is good cold anyways, you know that's right. Mm. The nice thing about pizza is you can eat it the next day. It's one of those awesome foods, ma'am. All right, time to review some wings. Rockin' with me the long way for this food review for you, my peoples. We got two different kinds of wings. We got honey barbecue and we got garlic prommerzon. Honey barbecue and honey prommerzon. and honey prommerzon. And we got garlic Parmesan. Honey barbecue and honey- garlic Parmesan. Sorry. Scatterbrain right now. Yes. Ooh, let's just, let's just, yeah. Let's open up those honey barbecue boned wings. Oh! Oh! Oh! boned wings the flavor coming off of those Decident I want to fix me a plate of these let's go with do uh… two of each. I'll wait for the wings. All right. Just start off her. All right. I appreciate the offer. Yep. All right. We got… Oh, the cholesterol on that pizza though. It expands in your stomach. Oh look at that look look at that, okay look at that people we got the garlic plumage on. All right. They each got their own candy away of flavor going on here. We got two different wings to try. They still smell good though. So I want to reach in here, grab a miniature leg. All right, so. Go ahead and set these wings down on top of the pizza box. I get some ranch for these wings up right back. Hey, good. You got any cups? What's that? You got any cups? Yes, I'll get that too. I have a cup over here for me, so here's a cup for you to use for that mountain dew if you want some. Oh, I'll just take the typical worth of my foot, so be careful. All right, four wings, two different flavors, some bacon flavored ranch to go with them. Whoa. Guess I should have waited. That's all right. It wasn't that bad. Wasn't that bad at all. I didn't think about the concept that you just tipped it over. Yeah, that's why I just said, but that's all right. You didn't spell that much. It was just a little splot. Sorry. All right. So I grab some of this. All right, so now we're going to review. Well, I'm going to review some wings from Little Caesars. Let's start off. Let's set Little Caesars again. God damn it! Some. Some wings from Pizza Hut. Thank you. This is why I need to fucking… This is why I don't edit my videos because it's a pain in the ass. Pizza Hut, food review, that's the name of the video. All right, y'all I'm going to review some wings from Pizza Hut. We got garlic promisot. Go ahead and give it a… Give it a nice little dip right there, just like that. Both flavors, both the garlic and the prommesan are coming together nicely. It's subtle. Both flavors, both the garlic and the promisone are coming together nicely. It's subtle, it's not overbearing, there's a nice meat got to pick that sound bitch clean. All right. Go for some wing action. Whoa. Yes. I'll. And Pizza Hat has other options too, you know, so. If you don't mind the grease, then go, pastas, you know, all kinds of stuff you can choose from. So, if you don't want to get a pizza pizza, you can always get their pasta or their breadsticks or their salads or their wings, you know, you know what I'm saying. You got options. Um, the, um, these, um, garlic prommogen wings are fucking delicious. And now we're going to get into honey barbecue. All these are going to get messy. Oh, look at that, look at that dip action. Look at that, look at that dip action. Look at that, yeah, about honey barbecue is rocking. That's pretty good. I get a little dip action on that wing right there. I get a little dip action on that wing right there. Yep. So let's say you want to get wings from Pizza Hut, if you don't want to deal with eating them off the bone. And dude, you are certainly taking your sweet ass time on that one. Mm-hmm. I'd like to make sure I do a thorough job when I eat my wings. Messie. Greasy. Goodness. And that's exactly how it should be. You want to call me a fairness or unhealthy fat-ass American? Go ahead. Go right the fuck ahead. I don't care. My ass is enjoying delicious pizza. What the fuck are you doing with your life right now? Wash me eat it. Exactly. The shit's making you hungry, isn't it? I was not paid by Little Caesarsie to say any of these things. As a matter of fact, This is a lot of free advertising You said Little Caesars again. I'm not It's gonna be a running joke now God damn it This is not okay. I'm not being paid by any of the companies I review unless I say it, I am, obviously. Fucking out. Yeah, so I'm doing a Pizza Hut review and I'm not being paid by Pizza them to say any of these things you wouldn't have had to pay for the pizza. Exactly. That's a fair point Jeremy. Okay, I was, if I was being paid by Pizza Hut to say these things I wouldn't be buying it myself It'd be like hey Josh we need you to say these things on YouTube. Here's the pizza So, the final step to any good meal is a delicious cold beverage to washing down. Refreshing Mountain Dew. Now have you guys seen the Mountain D USA? It's Mountain Dew that's USA themed and I've tried it. DUSA is pretty good.. This is like a red Mountain Dew that's USA themed and I've tried it. USA is pretty good. This is like a red mountain deal, white mountain doing a blue mountain do together under one can. I've had it it's pretty good. Did they somehow manage to keep the color separate? Nope, unfortunately that would be cool if they could do that, but no. I'm going to pull myself somebody just here a mountain due. I'll show you the courts crystal I will be putting in the staff. I'll show you that green sugary goodness. Purple basically. Yeah. Yeah. Now I will show you the courts crystal I will be putting in the staff. I can at least show that on camera. Chris to all be putting in the head of that staff. Hula! Yep. Oh, you too. I am full. Okay, that right there was enough to fill me up. I had Taco Johns before coming here. Oh. I only managed to put down one piece of pizza and breadsticks. Yeah. I had Taco Johns before coming here. Ah. Well, we were… If you can't eat that piece of pizza, that's fine. Yeah. I'll bet you today, I'm sure that I won't be able to. Oh, okay. I'm just not right now. Yeah, you want to see that for later? You go right ahead. Yeah. I'm going to need to fucking say right. After that, because that was decadence. Pizza Hut, you all did an awesome job with that. Delivery was faster than expected. The food was hot and fresh, delicious. The flavor was rocking. Excuse me. You know how Taco John's is like right behind the probation office. Yeah. We were sitting in there waiting for our ride. And we got hungry. Right. It's like, why are we sitting in here not eating anything? Right. Smoking a wincen after that delicious meal. It's sitting on some fine delicious Mountain Dew soda. Mmm. It was pretty fucking good. I definitely recommend it. If you're a fan of greasy pizza. We're pizza in general. Or grease in general. That too. If you're just looking for something greasy. Yep., that too. If you're just looking for something greasy, Yeah. Something greasy, convenient. You can't beat that. Greasy, convenient. You don't got to make it. All I do is call it in, boom. Would you like to see me chugging the entire bottle of pink champagne for a video one of these days? I'm sure you'd all like to see that. Now, now, behave. What? Remember what you're using that one for?, I know, that's what I was saying. behave. What? Remember what you're using that one for? I know, that's what I was saying. This is one of these days, I didn't say it. Okay. Well, pizza food Review is delicious. And, uh, yeah, until then this is King Cobra JFS with another video. Thank you for watching my awesome Pizza Hut food review. And uh… Catch you on the flip side. YOLO!