Original Video: Pizza hack and rant

What up you two but your boy King Cobra. We're back at it with another video. Got an epic stuff crust, create your own pizza, 14 inches of delicious pizza goodness. The toppings we have a white alfredo sauce with extra cheese, three cheese blend, Bacon, jollapenios, onions, salami on their regular crust. At least I think, oh yes I also added spinach, can't forget. So we got spinach, onions, jalapenios, three cheese blend, extra cheese, creamy alfredo sauce. And of course we got our jalapenios on here, like I said, and from Papa John's, we're gonna bust on those sauces. All right, this is a 14 inch stuffed cross creature on pizza before we add the sauces let's show the logo and not a sponsor I appreciate Dordash delivering in this shit weather dude that's why I fucking tips extra man because I got the money and I know this it's got to be a struggle man oh yes we also put anchovies on it okay so we got anchovies anchovies bacon jalapenios onions salami all the good stuff oh yeah because I see the anchovies oh yeah because I see the anchovies all the good stuff. Oh yeah, because I see the anchovies on there right now. I like Pizza Hut, but y'all don't got the anchovies anymore. So what do you do? Y'all gave me a garlic cup to go with it. Set that to the side. Now for our sauces we have two spicy garlic cups, salami, stuff crust, extra cheese, three cheese blend, alfredo sauce. That's pretty much what I put on it. That's pretty much what I put on it. Now the garlic cup we're going to save for the sides but we're going to smear these of this jollapenio goodness. The anchovies. So we're going to take all these sauce cups and like a boss we're going to smear them all over this pizza. Beautiful. We did with sipical for our empty cups of sauce. Beautiful. We did with sipical for our empty cups of sauce. These are our second cup of spicy garlic butter sauce. Now we're going to dump all the sauces I ordered with the pizza onto the top of it. Papa John's not a sponsor. Look a little bit longer than usual. But it is what it is. Cress goodness. Now we're going to add our buffalo sauce. Spicy garlic. And a delicious, ever-so un-nutricious garlic, butter, spicy edition. But that buffalo sauce, man, slap but that buffalo sauce, man. Slap on that buffalo sauce. Buffalo sauce got a little kick to it man look out. Yes I'm food hacking a Papa John's pizza for the New Year's. Oh look at that deliciousness get on there. You've got the finger on kind of scoop it out a little bit. You know that struggle YouTube. Look at that pizza man, we're not done adding the sauce to it. Keep in mind, it's already got a three cheese blend plus extra cheese, plus the bacon, the onions, the jollipinios, the anchovies and the salami. But you know about them Papa John's man. So we're gonna just cover this pizza. And the sauces that we ordered, oh get on there, get the fuck on there. Oh that's the cheese sauce. You know, those pizzas, I already got so much god damn cheese on it, this just feels like overkill. But that's why you watch Coper's videos, man. You like watching me do these crazy-ass food hacks. Like I said the pizza has a delicious garlic alfredo sauce as the base. scoop it out and boss it up all over our pizza because that's what's up. Food hacking and snacking. Oh no you don't. by accident. Now the jalapenos are going to make it. Oh yes nice and spicy. With that buffalo sauce. Gonna pop it off. Look at all that saucy pizza goodness. And just to stay true to the food hack, you want to take the regular garlic butter sauce? That came with the pizza. Get open. You motherfucker, get open. Want to plop a little on each piece, just to keep it original, to the food hack. Because don't forget, when you order Papa John's, they already give you a free cup of sauce. And it's usually the garlic butter. Man, this fucking pizza is dripping with toppings and cheese and flavorly goodness, yes please. Now there are some individuals who do not fuck with anchovies on their pizza. That's all right, your boy Cobra loves anchovies and bacon on his pizza. Oh, that garlicky goodness. Yilda sauces. The rocking width at Papa John's. Oh, talk to you boy. All right. So this 14-inch original Creach-you-on-stuffed Crust Pizza has officially been food hacked. Or has it? YouTube, I don't think we're done food hacking it. What else could you add to this motherfucker to make it that much more delicious? Okay, I got you. Oh my god, and of course, what would it be about some of these Nacho Cheese Doritos YouTube? Frido lay action, and not a sponsor. But of course, he puts Nacho Cheese Doritos on top, like some kind of fucked up overly sauce taco pizza. grab a handful of gerrinos and like salt bayerrinos on top man. This is a fucking food hack. Just like a little bit on each piece, you know? You don't need a whole lot of gerrinos to give it flavor. Oh, somebody stop man! This piece is looking good, YouTube! FoodHack Century, cause, all the flavor from those sauces and our pizza toppings Is this a Papa John's kinkover special? Yes, it is Oh, motherfucker, this shit look good. You too. Just look like a stoners fucking paradise right here. That's not gerrito crumbs on our pizza. I got that gerritos disease. This can be contagious, Gerritos disease. Or use like a napkin or some water to wash your hands. You know, I'm going to put these nacho trees, dorinos, up because these right here is your boy's favorite snackin' crisp. Because this right here is your boy's favorite snack and crisp. Oh, Nacho cheese, Doritos talk to me. Wash my god damn hand off. Sometimes the licking off of your fingers are using a napkin is ain't enough. You gotta get some water in there and really wash your hands. You got Cheetos disease, Doritos disease, pretty much any crisp or chip that comes with a delicious salty cheesy powder of your dreams right on top of it. There's only a couple known cures for it to lick your hands, wipe it off on a napkin, or use some water to wash it off. And now that the Cheetos Doritos disease is off of my fingertips, your boy Cobra can sit down and flex this super custom fucking delicious Papa John's Pizza. I'll look at that epic stuff crust customized to the Max. And you know what what the weather's been really shitty lately so I don't blame them for taking their sweet-ass time on delivering it and despite how cold it is outside this piece is still warm cuz like real talk YouTube Real talk We're about to get into this pizza man Before we get into that food review. I got stuff in my satanic goatee, get out of there. Get out of there, all right. Cheers, you fans are fucking awesome for what you do. I support transgendergendered people. However, there were a lot of people who were trying to ruin it for the trans individuals and the gaze and what have you. And on top of that, you got these transgendered people who were just like, gender is a social concept and if gender is fluid, then I don't got to call you by your stupid pronouns because according to you, that's just a social concept. But if I do not identify with these individuals by the gender they have assigned themselves and I am now a bigot. So even if it doesn't make any sense you have a straight ally with you man who's just gendered. And I'm not trying to be a dick. Believe me, I'm not trying to be a dick. I'm just trying to make sense of it. If you say gender does not exist, but then we're all supposed to call you a girl now because you've got girl parts. That's why I'm like, okay, wait a second. You just got done saying that gender does not exist and now we must identify you as this certain gender otherwise were a piece of shit. As long as you ain't a sicko, I don't give a fuck. I was very clear about this on Courtney Stream last night. I have no problems with trans people, especially little mama. That's one of my fans, dude, fuck off. But furthermore, it's just like, okay, if gender is an abstract concept and gender does not exist, then why are people assholes when you transition into a fucking female and if people don't identify you as a female, they're intolerance. These are the same individuals who bully Daphne into committing suicide. You know, Dave Chappelle's trans-transgendered friend. The same assholes who bully JK Ralling and is like, hey man, not trying to get political with Papa Johns here, but hear me out. If you identify as a woman and you got some asshole who's raping women in Scotland and then identifying as trans at the last minute so they don't end up in a men's prison, they're totally abusing the system and abusing trans rights. And instead of being like, oh you know what? J.K. Rowlings rights? It's, oh fuck her, she's a piece of shit, right? Fucking transphobic, Harry Potter, right, and motherf-f… Now if a kid got caught stealing candy from a prison and he wanted or a candy store or you wouldn't throw, okay I messed that up, hold up, if a kid got caught stealing candy from a candy store, Fuxico's, and he threw him into a jail full of candy, he wouldn't learn his lesson. It's the truth, and that's kind of how I feel like, okay, if some asshole in Scotland rapes a bunch of women, and because society's being forced to be politically correct, versus accepting it on their own terms. All that does is make it harder for trans people to find acceptance in society. Just because you got assholes sickos who are trying to ruin it for the movements and trans people who say a bunch of dumb shit that doesn't make any sense, you can't let it ruin it for everyone dude. And that's why I said what I said on Courtney's stream before a little, little momma hopped off. I'm like, hey man, I don't got a problem with you, Cheekha. I got a problem with the assholes who were ruining it for people like you. You're just trying to live your god damn best life. Fabulous and brave. And you got some assholes. I've already been off on this topic so don't get me started. But furthermore revenge hatred isn't gonna make the problems go away. If you're pissed off because whites, cisits, cis-gendered men have run and ruined everything, you're justified in your hatred but acting out on it's only going to create more segregation. And when it comes to individuals who are black, female, LGBTQ+, etc. If it's all about equality then hating us back isn't gonna solve anything. We need to come together as a human race and be like you know what as long as you ain't a sicko I don't give a shit you know you know because there's a big fucking difference and don't get me started. I'm not gonna sit here and like beat a dead horse where it lays you know what I'm saying I'm stoked because I'm like hey man I got a little bit of beer I got a pizza I'm going to show it off on YouTube and fucking go off on my ramp before I eat this delicious fucking food hack pizza 14-inch stuff crust, alfredo, anchovies, pepperonies, onions, bacon, spinach, salami, extra cheese, three cheese blend, let's go. Thuckin' three to four different sauces and a sprinkle of, oh, three potatoes on top and it just looks so disgustingly unhealthy. You're like, why would you eat that? Because it's a Cobra video. And because that's how I do my pizza, man. Now, if I didn't care about Little Mama, I wouldn't fucking go off on my transgender grants. I will admit, I gotta work on saying the word fagget and dike. I don't mean any disrespect by it. I really don't because I'm cool with gay people and trans. However, they're not cool with me because I'm straight and cisgendered and we live in a society where okay if you're straight, white, cis-gendered and male and you get a little teeny, tiny bit of micro-agression, and people are just up in arms like, oh my God, we're not responsible for the assholes from the 1950s, I thank you. And like treating me like shit because you don't agree with my policies makes you no different than any homophobic asso who says they hate you because you're gay and trans. Sorry not sorry. tell it like it is. How about you focus on the assholes who were trying to ruin it for your movements? Assholes like Alan Walker. Did I say that out loud? Yes, I did. Fuck Jeffrey Epstein. fucking hatred and the bigoted bullshit and all the ass all gays and trans who ruin it for everyone else and all the sickos who were just like oh well hey you know if two women want to get married how come they can't fuck their dog I'm like because your dog cannot consent to sex you fucking moron fuck the forbidden six seven dude. you're in a how I feel the forbidden six, seven dude. You're in a high feel about this. Leave kids, babies, dead bodies, non-consenting adults, and your relatives, the fuck alone! Like that shit grosses me out more than being out of alcohol. I'm like dude there's a fucking big difference between you fucking your dog and then two lesbian women wanting to get married. If you want to scream about a quality, don't even get me started. Where the fuck's my straight parade? And here's a news flash. I don't need a god damn fucking parade with black and white flags to celebrate my heterosexuality. I'm mature enough and and socially aware enough to be like, hey you know what? Us straits have been dicks to everyone else and that ain't rights. But sitting here hating on me because I try to fight for sure quality, not just because you want all the good parts. That's what it is. You people don't want a quality to us straight whites, cisgendered males. You want all the good shit that goes with being those things. And I say, as long as you're not a sicko, give it to them so they shut the fuck up about it. Fuck racism, fuck sexism, and power to the people. I get so tired of this white power versus black power, bullshit. get along and smoke a blunt, you know? Fucking chill out, be like, hey man, you're gonna do some shit, I'm gonna do some shit. Fuck sickos, and let's fucking work on establishing world peace. But somehow I'm a homophobic, transphobic, alcoholic asshole. for being like, hey, you know what? I support little mama, but not these assholes who are fucking ruining it for the trans community And somehow that makes me a big it hashtag gaze against groomers and you know like you know what Cobra? You're not woke enough and I'm like fuck you There's a big difference between being woke and being perverted The big difference between being woke and being perverted. Like I know you're all anxious to see me review this ridiculously customized delicious Papa John's Pizza, not a sponsor, but I'm like now I'm going to say some things man and tell it like it is. And if you get some fucking politically incorrect asshole which is flat out hates gays and trans people and then you see these assholes in the trans community and gay community who are trying to normalize sicko shit because it's not fair. I'm like there's a big difference between being fair and being perverted. So society is truly not gonna be equal on these situations, YouTube. I'm not like a bug-like platinum, having one for the evening, because it's after 5 o'clock. I'm cutting down on my drinking. This is all I need. You know what I'm saying? Like, I'm about to munch into some fucking seriously delicious stuffed crust pizza, loaded with cheese and toppings. It's going to be fire. cheese and toppings, it's gonna be fire. I already know it's gonna be delicious. I don't even gonna taste it, I already know. These are all flavors that I like on my pizzas. You might think it's weird and gross, but that's your opinion. Meanwhile, it's like, okay. Hashtag burn the map. Any of what pisses me off about society? How the fuck did we go from? You know what I'm saying? like Chris Hansen going, why don't you have a seat to… You got assholes on YouTube! Who are like, like hey you know hunter abalone and shit saying the crap he said about pedophilia and it's just like bro you have a kid that's fucking messed up no when I heard hunter abalone defending pedophilia I was just like you know I was disgusted just to say the least like I watched hunter Avalon for years and it's like I don't care if you're liberal and Sydney Watson's Republican it's good to get perspectives on both sides to form an independent and actually intelligent arguments but when it comes to intelligent argument there is no there is no intelligent argument it simply. It's actually intelligent argument. But when it comes to sickos, there is no intelligent argument. It's simply just this. Fuck sickos. I would treat all the delicious pieces in the world to end sickos. And at some point we have to draw the line as a society. It's like, okay, so this person over here identifies as a non-binary palm tree who's also an alien and sparkle unicorn dragon. And by golly, those are their pronouns. And if you don't identify them by any other pronouns, you are bigots. Meanwhile, there were children who were dying of AIDS and starvation in third world countries, but you know your pronouns are more important, right? Fuck you! You want to scream about oppression? I'm like, okay, let me ask you this. There are people out there who are black, and people, black people have had to face a lot more impression than some fucking asshole in a man bun, drinking his overpriced Starbucks coffee. By golly, that person has pronouns, if you don't respect those pronouns that's oppression. Kiss Martha Stewart's black ass dude. It's like, okay, isn't it abuse of privilege when white people are bitching about pronouns? I mean, these are conversations and questions nobody wants to have. If gender is an abstract concept, if gender is just fluid, you want to talk about fluid, this right here, this Bud Light Platinum, you see that? That's fluid. It's a liquid. When I think of the word fluid, it is a fancy word for liquids. So I'm like, okay, just because humans are 95% water, doesn't mean gender is fluid. That's retarded. Sorry, not sorry. Sorry, not sorry. You can't sit there and say, okay, gender does not exist, guys. That's a social concept. But if you don't identify that person as a female, you're an asshole. I'm like, how the fuck does that work? I know this is going to piss off a lot of people, but quite frankly, I don't care. I'm like, okay, you identify as trans, but can you answer me this? If gender does not exist. I'm just trying to form a logical conclusion and find simple answers to a very difficult bunch of questions. And I'm like, okay, you identify as trans, but can you answer me this? If gender does not exist, how come I about being forced to identify you as a female because that's what you identify as. And all you can say is, well because that's how they identify and that's the polite thing you do. And I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Well, it's kind of convenient because women totally do the same thing, man, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Well, it's kind of convenient because women totally do the same thing, man. You say one thing and then the exact opposite happens. So I guess, you know, hey, you're mastering that to a point. I'll give you props on that. But imagine being a woman for like the last 60 plus years, and telling a society that okay tits in the vagina don't define women and then you got these men who are transitioning into women and you get these things and all of a sudden you're forced to call them a woman even though they have never gone through the struggles of being a real woman. And when they can't do that to prove their argument, they get pissed off and there are some trans women who hate cis-jitted women because you can't give birth to kids or have periods. And it's like, you know what? You're basically just like a female who can't obulates or have periods or kids. So you don't get the full female experience but people are still being forced to treat you a certain way. It's like you know what I'm gonna pander to these individuals as long as you win a sicko even if hey no one gives a shit because you're white straight cisgendered and male everyone else can fucking suck a dick it's like I'm still gonna stand up for your rights even though mine are slowly being taken away that's called checking my privilege and being an ally if you want to call me an asshole for saying it, well, fuck you! Because here's the final thing I'm going to say on this. As a white, straight, cis-genured male, I have nothing to complain about. I wreak of privilege, especially with the fact that I have Aspergers on top of it. Remember, it's not okay to hit women unless you're a transgendered female and you've transitioned from a male. I know I'm being asked for saying that, but hear me out. If there's some dikhead in Scotland who's raping women, you know, and if you identify as a woman then that should be a woman's issue period. That's just simple logic. You can argue with me all you want but J. K. Rowling's rights. Like J. K. Rowland gave us Dumboldor who's super gay, but that's not enough representation. No, by golly, if Professor Snape would have been transgender, then they couldn't say shit, could they? Always fabulous I might be busting balls a little bit here man, but hear me out. Okay. I know several individuals who are gay lesbian trans bisexual whatever And I got no problems with it as long as you ain't a sicko. I'm just trying to make logic of it. I hate sickos. And I get sick and tired of the assholes sickos who are hiding behind LGBTQ Plus because they don't get to have a thing and I get tired of all these assholes who fucking hate LGBTQ because they're simply ignorant and uneducated and uneducated. And then you know what? Being uneducated in this department? It's nothing new because I'm sitting here even I'm confused because I'm like okay if gender does not exist then then how come I'm being forced to call you a female because that's the polite thing you do? Which don't get me wrong, I'm still going to do it, as long as you're in a sicko and you're not abusing trans rights, then I don't care. And the only reason I'm making this rant is because of little mama. I'll admit, I gotta work on saying the word fagget but I'm 80% British I'm using that in like the cigarette term you know I don't mean it as a homophobic slur or anything but that's not how modern day culture is gonna take it and I can admit that sometimes I drink too much and I need to cut down on that as well. But my trolls admit that their obsession with me is more unhealthy than my drinking. And that society is full of shit. No, nobody can admit that because it's all about Cobra and his problems. And that's just that y'all love to sit here and fucking, you know, go off on Cobra and be like he's a piece of shit fuck him and it's like some part of you is just like, you know, I relate to Cobra because I have my own personal problems and instead of being like, hey, you know, Cobra's actually kind of right on this. It's, oh no, no, no, no, no, no, you can't ask questions like that because that makes you some kind of foe. because it was much needed. And now you got people who are becoming famous just because they're trans. They could have a total shitty personality and be an absolute miserable piece of shit, but that doesn't matter because, ha ha, that's best so. I can remember when I was a kid, and autism was first becoming a thing. People would tell me the same thing. Oh my God, you're autistic. You're so, you're so brave. And now that nobody gives a shit about autism anymore, it's all about being gay and trans. I'm like, hey, it's not about who's more special. It's about we all struggle with things, whether it's mental disabilities or like figuring out who you are as a person, you know, it's just life in a nutshell. And I'm like, if it's all about equality, you shouldn't get more privileged than me because you're not gay, straight, or like cis-gendered, or male, you know? And I'll acknowledge my privilege for what it is. I feel like a piece of shit. But do you think I fucking asked for this privilege? If I had my fucking way, I'd fucking… I'd fucking go back in time and be like, hey man, hey man, and I'd be preaching the same shit I'd be preaching on my channel, because, you're like, as long as you're in a sicko, who gives a fuck? You want to judge people? Judge them whether or not they were sicko, and judge them based off their character. Anything else can fuck off, you too. that's honestly how I feel at this point. Like, you know, don't expect me to be like, hey, okay, if I see two gay dudes kissing in a restaurant, I don't even like, I don't want to see that, but hey, good for them, they're happy, yeah. Don't expect me to be like whoo! Yeah, grab his ass! Suck his dick in front of everybody! If nobody tolerates it, we're all homophones, right? Fuck yourself! And furthermore, it's like, okay, you can get grossed out by me because I'm straight, cis-genured, and heterosexual of-age women. And apparently that's not woke enough. That's too fucking traditional. Fuck off dude. I didn't ask for this privilege and I sure as hell didn't ask for everyone else to get treated like crap. And now I'm being grouped in with everybody else just because I'm straight white cisgendered and male and I'm like that's kind of bullshit. You want to sit here and be like oh I'm sick, white, cis-gendered, and male. And I'm like, that's kind of bullshit. You want to sit here and be like, oh, I'm sick and tired of people judging trans and gays because of the stereotypes. Join the fucking club. I get judged because of my stereotypes. And I'm like, if we're going to end oppression, revenge hatred. Because that's what it is it's not reverse anything because calling it reverse racism then it wouldn't be racist if you're playing uno and you thought we're a reverse card the card goes back to that person and now it's like oh do you have any greens or a reverse card? Oh, you don't? Well, okay. So based off of that, and logic and reason, holy shit that felt good to say. And it's a fucking touchy subject because women have had to fight oppression from men for like the last 600 plus years. But men who identify as women are also facing oppression. So it's one of those, oh, this it is to be a woman. It's got to suck. The emotion, the estrogen, so when you got a man who's just like used to being a man having testosterone and all of a sudden it's like, flip the switch because everything you know in life is a lie. You have to accept that trans women are going through a journey. And I support it, as long as you ain't a sicko. You know? Even if I think it's a little bit weird, and it's like, eh, you know? People are like, hey, Cobra, have you heard of Blair White? First time I seen her, have sworn a god she was a real female. Or biological female. Let's not say real female because that might trigger some people. Huh, fuck you. And people are like, no dude, she's totally trans. I'm like, okay, if I was into that kind of crap, all right man, but that's not my scene and furthermore, keep doing your thing. Not trying to be a dick, but welcome to how competitive it is with women. There are women out there who are not the prettiest, and then there are women who just… Oh my God, fucking wreak, sex appeals. Oh!, I've seen women that are so God damn hot, even a gay man would know I was like, hey! You know what I'm saying? So it's like, okay, if you get treated a certain way, because you're not one of the pretty trans women, this is exactly what you asked for. You wanted to be a woman. Welcome to being a woman. Welcome to being a woman. Women are rated on their looks just like men are. Society is shallow, hypocritical, and full of shit. But what do you do? What do you do, YouTube? Now that pizza is going to be good. I'm going to have a fucking self-righteous fucking slice of that bitch. We're like, fuck you! I got custom-made Papa John's and Beer. It's a Monday and I'm providing the contents. Like Courtney was ending her stream and the way Little Mama looked at me when she said, Well I don't like it when you say transgender faggots. And I'm like, okay it's nothing against you sweetheart, it really isn't. It's against the assholes who are ruining it for good people like you. So yes I will use slurs to insult the assholes who are ruining it for good people like you. So yes, I will use slurs to insult the assholes who were ruining it. And you try to have a conversation about this and all of a sudden it becomes an entire reflection of the entire community. But then on that same fucking note, the little cheat code they have, it's like, then they turn around and they're like, we're not all like that. I'm like, oh, we're not all like that. Wow. How do you think I fucking feel when this stereotype, because I'm straight, white, cisgendered, and male, that automatically I'm some toxic male masculinist, racist, piece of shit pig, who drinks too much, and needs to check his privilege? I'm like, hey man, I'm totally cool with women LGBTQ and other races and all that long as you ain't a sicko I don't give a shit and furthermore I'm not trying to be an asshole I'm just trying to ask questions the kind of questions that make people go fucking cobra Fucking cobras. I've asked this question several times on my YouTube channel. I'm like, hey man, as you're in a sicko, I'm cool with you. But how the fuck are you going to sit there when I identify as the opposite sex? And try to act like you're better than everyone else. identifies the opposite sex and try to act like you're better than everyone else. And like, oh we're all just stupid assholes who need to fucking kiss your fake cunts. And it's like, oh hey, if gender does not exist, then I don't have to acknowledge your pronouns. So that's just how it is. You don't get to sit there and say you have to acknowledge my pronouns and my gender because you transitioned into that gender or then turn around on that same coin and be like uh because I hate cisgendered people, gender is not a real concept you guys. I'm like you don't get to systematically oppress us like that and then fucking bitch because society systematically oppressed you for being trans. That's called hypocrisy and it's a fucking bitch. If I can acknowledge that I drink too much, then I need to cut down on it. Then can trans women acknowledge that you're never going to be a full woman? You're not going to be able to have periods or give birth to children. Can my trolls acknowledge they have an unhealthy obsession with me that's worse than my drinking of course not no one's gonna acknowledge that because according to mainstream society I'm an asshole for making this video whenever Cobra has a problem it's oh you're a piece of shit and you have to change when everyone else has a problem it's like like, nope, that's called being progressive and woke. And it's like, hey man, I don't give a fuck if you're trans. As long as you're not a sicko, I don't give a shit. I'll say it again, leave, children, babies, dead bodies, animals, relatives, and non-consentinging adults, the fuck alone. That's pretty straightforward. That's the forbidden six. You know, and I appreciate it on my channel to the point where I'm beating a dead horse at this point. And I'm just, I'm sick of it. It's being woke means I have to support, you know, sickos. I refuse to be woke. There's a big difference between being woke to the issues and being a nasty pervert. I would consider myself woke because I'm a rational thinking human being. It has nothing to do with my sexual orientation, gender, or any of that bullshit, or my skin tone for that matter. Because it's like, oh hey, hey, we're gonna bitch because we're tired of being segregated by our skin tone, but then totally do the same thing to someone else because you're white and we hate you. Oh yeah finding racism and sexism and oppression with more racism sexism and oppression revenge hatred YouTube revenge hatred doesn't get us anywhere because all it does is systematically oppress us even more. This is why I preach power to the people because the power is in our hands as the people to change this. It makes society better than what it is. But you're so focused on who's got more privilege, who's more oppressed, and who's more offended. And don't you dare have an opinion because you might offend somebody. It's like, fucking the last three to four years, nothing has, fucking changed. YouTube. I see it on TikTok and social media. People are sending me videos of random assholes who were just like, hey, all women want is assholes, so treat them like shits. And then you got women who are creating Tiktoks like all men are just assholes. Here's how you break their hearts. And I'm fucking sick of it! I'm fucking sick of it! I'm over here like, okay, you know, my five-year dry spell, it could be worse. But people don't have to be this is sufferably fake, hypocritical. People are just assholes to each other, dude. I said it! Okay, I want to take a fucking squisel of this delicious Bud Light Platinum. Not a sponsor, 21 and up. And be like, hey, people are fucking assholes to each other, and whenever we bitch about it, it's just like, oh, you're virtue signaling. You're just gas lighting. And it's like, you're preventing progression from changing for the better. You're oppressed by the same god damn society and at this point you want equality? We got it! We're all oppressed for something, right? Even if the oppression that other individuals face is not as severe as say the individuals who really are oppressed it's still oppression to a point. If you want true equality this is what it looks like. Man you thought Papa John saying the end word was offensive? Oh, oh, man that's still fucking warm too man. Papa John's better ingredients, better pizza. Team pizza, oh okay. You already saw me fucking food hack. You already saw me food hack this pizza, cause… Oh, YouTube. This is gonna… cause… Oh, YouTube. YouTube. This is gonna feed me for the next couple of days. But your boy Cobra is gonna have to grab a slice of this pizza. And I say self-righteous slice because that's how people fucking treat me. Like I'm some fucking asshole who doesn't give a shit. And I'm like, if I didn't give a shit, I wouldn't tell it like it is. I'd be like, you know what? Whites are getting oppressed and blacks and trans and gays and women have all the power. So, fuck me for saying anything, right? Fuck me for being like, hey man, not all whites are like that. you get sick and tired of the stereotypes that affect your individual ass. Oh get it. I let it cool off so the cheese would you know when you order extra cheese on a pizza And you go to grab a slice all the cheese Makes the toppings fall off So even though I'm not going to get cheese pull on my stuff cross because I let it cool off I'm still going to get delicious pizza Hold up Hold on. YouTube? Oh! Extra cheese, three cheese blend with the anchovies and the jalapenos on a stuffed crust. Smothered. Dare I say smothered? And some of the tastiest god damn… Okay, everything that I put on this fucking pizza is fucking 10 out of 10 dude. Oh, this is stupid good. You too. Oh Josh he's been a bad boy. The salami, the anchovies, the onions, the jalapinos, everything on this pizza. It's spicy with like a cheesy flavorful bite. Oh my god. It's spicy with like a cheesy flavorful bite. Oh my fucking God. I'm an ass off of going off on that rap. Someone had to say it. Meanwhile… say it. Meanwhile. This fucking pizza. Oh, fuck me that's good pizza. I paid like 40 bucks for this pizza man. right now. We're having a typical stereotypical Wyoming winter. And you know, if I can afford it, I'm going to tip Dordash and delivery and what have you a couple bucks because they're risking their life in their car to deliver goodness. Papa Johns. Okay. At corporate Papa John's, this piece of slaps. I would have gotten cheese pull on my stuff crust, but I let it cool off because I was going off on my rant, dude. Oh my fucking guard! That's so good. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I named everything and repeated a couple of the ingredients, a lot of enchovies, onions, bacon. Oh man, the sauces, anchovies. I named everything and repeated a couple of the ingredients a couple times but it is what it is. This 14 inch pizza is so fucking good dude. The nacho cheese d'erinos are just adding a cheesy crunch to an already stupid cheesy pizza. I had to let it cool down because in my experience it does not matter what fast food chain you go to if you go to a fast food chain order a shit ton of cheese and a bunch of meats and you go to pull a slice out of the box all that shit just starts sliding off your slice and you're like no get back out there. And it's like I don't need start sliding off your slice and you're like, no, get back on there. And it's like, I don't need that, I don't need that sliding off action, but I'm trying to enjoy some fucking pie, God damn it. So it's like, yeah, you know, hold up a second. I've not had pizza in a hot minute. The last time I had pizza is when I did that Pizza Hut food hack. One of the YouTube trolls sent me a bullshit pizza. Trying to piss me off. Instead of getting mad. I turned it into content man. And it's making the trolls go, what are we doing with our lives? Cobras never once gone after where the fuck we live, but we're going after where the fuck he lives, trying as hard as we can. And all it does is get people on his side and get people feeling sorry for him. No, I ain't getting no cheese pull on this stuff crossed action, but I can definitely taste. I don't even care about the cheese pull for YouTube. I let the pizza cool off so I can grab a slice of it without everything falling off because of all the cheese that I added to it. Post order. Oh, YouTube. Oh, YouTube. YouTube. YouTube! This fucking god damn pizza is so fucking good dude. 14 inch stuffed stuffed crusts. We got the spinach, the onions, the jalapenos, the bacon, the salami, the onions, the three cheese blend, the extra cheese on a stuffed original style crust. Smothered it in like spicy garlic butter buffalo sauce and some cheese sauce crunched a bunch of nacho cheese Doritos on top for extra fucking pop dude. Okay, this, this is right here, possibly the greatest God damn Papa John's pizza I've ever had in my entire life. I am not shooting you right now. And then like a little couple garlic butter, like even off the sauce a bit. If Papa John's put this on their fucking menu, this entire pizza, the way I've customized it, I would order it every time. Okay, I would order it every time if I ordered Papa John's. Ugh, YouTube. I mainly fuck with Domino's because they don't eat to St. Jude's and I'm all about that. You know what I'm saying? Because kids are more precious than rock and roll. Man, I'm all knocking shit off my desk. I don't give a shh right now. I mean, we can call that place. Yeah. it is what it is. I mainly fuck with Domino's because y'all donate to St. Jude's and I respect that because it's like, hey, if I get a pie and I customize the fuck out of it, you know what I'm saying? I can donate like 50 cents to St. Jude's and it makes me feel a little bit better about being a drunk stoner fucking fat ass ordering pizza. However, I will fuck with other pizza companies. I'm not partial to juice dominoes. I like the pizza hut. I like the Papa John's. I'm a pizza fan in general. You see, authentic pizza, unless you're in Chicago with the deep dish or New York with the fucking slice where it's like this fucking big. And it's just like, ooh. You're going to like sit there and fold it while you eat it you know so I know it's not authentic pizza I know it's not like what you consider traditional but it's like you know what that pizza was good I had one slice of that and I was just like, oh. Okay, I'm giving this pizza food hack a 10 out of 10. because it's everything that I asked for and then when I food hacked it on camera on top of it it it's just like oh Cobra you knotty bastard but happy New Year's Cobra fan I'm all trying to be a dick because I know you're all looking forward to like okay you start off the video with like oh hey look at this I custom you're all looking forward to like, okay, you start off the video with like, oh hey look at this, I custom made a pizza, you know I'm saying. Papa Johns is the only pizza restaurant that's fast food that offers the anchovies on top of the pizza. There are a couple of like restaurants that offer anchovies on their pizza here in town. But like as far as like fast food chains go, Papa Johns is the only one that does it. I can remember ordering anchovies on my Pizza Hut pizza. And it was on a meat lovers with stuffed crust, the extra cheese, and extra bacon. And it was so tasty, you smother with a couple cups of garlic butter and you're good to go. Yeah. But like it's fast food pizza so you get what you get and you get what you pay for. Honestly in my opinion, I've tried authentic New York pizza. When I went to New York with my dad, it went to this little pizza joint that had like this buffalo barbecue chicken pizza. The slices where you're stereotypical New York, fucking huge-ass triangle, you gotta fold it to eat it. So good, dude, so fucking good. Okay, like, okay, okay, hear me out. If you can't go to Chicago or New York City for a nice fucking slice of pie, you know, Papa Johns and Friends are the next best benefits. Whether it's Papa John's, Domino's Pizza Hut, Little Caesars, I'm not that picky, I like all four, to be honest. And Godfather's Pizza? Oh, don't even get me started. The closest Godfather's pizza is in Cheyenne, Wyoming, and I tell you right now, their taco pizza is to die for. But it's like, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. I like pizza, I like taco pizza. This is just me putting my own spin on things like I normally do. People want a food hack and a rant. I got you. And I would sacrifice all the delicious pizza in the world to make the world a better place. Like there were so many problems with the world. And eventually people just stopped caring because no one cares about you or what you have to say. People just take your words and be like well you're an asshole and they twist it to their own political agenda and it's just like at some point you're like I'm done being a nice guy. That's when you gotta keep fighting and sticking to your guns and ignoring the haters dude that's what I'm saying. I had one slice of this delicious custom-made Papa John's Pizza. Oh my god dude my fucking taste buds just exploded with a flavor gasum. Because I topped the pizza taste buds just exploded with a flavor gasum because I topped the pizza with stuff that I like you know and it turned out delicious it took a little bit longer to get here I ordered it at like 8 o'clock and they didn't get here to almost 10 o'clock and that's understandable because the weather outside is complete shit and that's another reason why I threw in a nice hefty tip because it's like you are busting your ass to deliver pizza and cold-ass fucking weather whether it's through Dordash or through the pizza company kind of thing so yeah dude I got mad respect for my from my delivery peoples especially if you're delivering in this crap oh my god I look outside there's just snow everywhere and I'm like, oh. Well this is what happens when we have practically no snow all through December. And then it's like January pops in and it's just like, oh well, by the way, seems out December had no snow. We're going to give you a shit ton in January. If you don't like it, welcome to Wyoming. Now I sat here and rehearsed all the ingredients that I put on the pizza. the alfredo sauce nice touch honestly no complaints with this pizza. I don't that bitch. I was like, oh, I'm going to put gerrinos on this bitch and ain't nobody going to stop me, motherfucker. And I don't care if I get cheese pulled when I let this bitch cool down. In my experience, like I said, whenever I go to eat pizza with like a shit ton of cheese on it, it just falls off the crust. And I'm sitting here picking it out of the box and putting it back on the pizza. And it doesn't look good for YouTube when I'm throwing all these toppings on here and they just fall off. And you can't blame the fast food change for that. You're the one that chose to order a shit ton of toppings so this is what you get so I'm like all right let's food hack the pizza let it cool down go off on my society rant like I normally do and then come back with the fucking slice and honestly you two ten out of ten this food hack from Papa John's as the Cobra seal of approval ten out of 10, this food hack from Papa Johns has the Cobra seal of approval, 10 out of 10 dude, Papa Johns corporate needs to give the Papa Johns who made this, the fucking race. Now here's the thing of it, I want to go order some pizza hut but they didn't have the options on door dash to customize it. Excuse me. And I feel like kind of a dick because it's like… You know what I'm saying? There are delivery drivers who work on that. But regardless of who I order from on Dordash, I give them a plug. Because you are contributing food to the King Cobra himself. because you are contributing food to the King Cobra himself. Delicious treats from my tummies. Yummies from my tummies. That was the perfect amount of Doritos too, man. Just a nice little crunch, then, oh, everything else. Okay, that pizza was spicy, but it wasn't over the top, like a fucking food challenge that I want to do for YouTube. And my patron, because I did say on my patron that was going to bust into like the last two layers of the death nut challenge, because you saw me on YouTube, it's like, oh, Cobra only got to like level three. What a pussy. And it's like, okay, you want levels four and five. You're gonna have to subscribe to my Patreon. outside and that spicy food will keep me warm dude. I'll be snacking on this pizza for like tomorrow and the next day that's how it is and I'm cool with that mane because I hate sicko as more than I love delicious pizza. And this food hack then I done did, is fucking delicious. How the fuck did this get to be an hour long? Because like I wasn't fixing to just be like, okay here's the pizza, here's my rant done. I didn't expect to make it like an hour long video, where it's just like, oh my god, King Cobra you're the worst. Now if I would have eaten this pizza fresh on camera we would have gotten cheese pull galore. As I did add extra cheese in a three cheese blend to the pizza. Plus with the stuff crust cheese, like I said, the toppings just fall off. And it doesn't look good on camera. See how nice and neat that was? I pulled a slice out of my order and I'm just like… Oh, YouTube! I wasn't trying to offend anyone with my ranch. I wasn't trying to offend anyone with my ranch. Just simply asking questions, but we're not allowed to ask questions in society like, how is that racist? How is this racist? Educate me. And when you say crap like this, people literally throw you underneath the fucking double-decker bus because you dare fucking question everything. And that's the problem with our society. You should not allow to question things. There's a big difference between being a sicko and just simply questioning the norm of society. And if you can't see that difference, then you can unsubscribe from my fucking channel right now. You fucking miserable piece of shit.