Original Video: Shon and Saunders Friday Night Show

What's up, YouTube? He got the dummy out. The only dumny I see is the one with his hand up my ass. Yeah. What up, YouTube? Have you heard of Tess Holliday? Who the hell is Tess Holliday? She's a supermodel. Ooh! I'd like to suit the models. Can I see? I'll have to look her up real quick. The following Sean Saunders skit is not to be taken seriously. Uh……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… Fuck fat shaming. Oh boy. There you go Sean, that's what Tess Hollity looks like. Holy shit! He's a big girl! Fluffie! Yeah. Fluffie! That thing has a name. Ha ha! They reference, okay. God damn what? She got some nice, big old titties. Yeah.. Nice cans….. Nice cans. Oh my god, Sean. So yes, Tess Holliday says she's anorexic. Bull shit! If Tess Hollard is fucking anorexic And I'm Tony Hawk, what else? Like skate thordslip, ah! Yeah, no shit. She also claims to be pansexual. What? What? All I said was test holiday is pansexual. Are you fucking kidding me? Was… Are you okay, Sean? Oh my god, I'm dying! Uh-huh! What's so fucking funny? Dude, are you fucking kidding me?… Are you okay, Sean? Oh my god, I'm dying! What's so fucking funny? Dude, are you fucking kidding me? What? You see how big she is? And she's… Oh my god! What the fuck is so funny? Dude, that's a fat joke that writes itself! Oh yeah, you like that, you dirty pants, slut! Sean!! Yeah, you like that? You dirty pan slut? Sean, what? Throw up the bacon, you dirty bitch. Sean. How'd you have a barbecue restaurant? You have the okay any-size corral. The okay any-size corral, all because her last name's Holiday. Okay Sean, I see what you're doing there. Yeah. Let's test Holiday's favorite band. I don't know what is Test Holiday's favorite band. Is it Green Day? Dada! Dada! Dada! Okay Sean! I heard the Huckleberry Lemonade at Test holidays, Okay, at any size corral, all you can eat the thing is simply just the best. Could you imagine though? No offense to Test Holiday, but could you imagine if she opened up a all-you-can-eat restaurant and called it the okay at any size corral, all you can eat restaurant, and made it a Western-themed restaurant? Some guys like, some guys like butter. Yeah, nothing, nothing off the head of your chick. No, just don't ask them to do it, you know. What, reverse cowgirl? Ouch. Yeah, no, that's what you call a bottom girl. Yeah. And no offense, though, that's a fracture, I don't know how I thought fractions. Fuck the fracture. Yeah. But yeah, that's what she looks like, Sean. I mean, for a bigger girl, she's got a pretty facial give her that. But that's the five-year german I still talking. Shut up, Sean. You know, and Test Holiday starts to look good. You need some pussy thorough. Sean, I sort of fucking God, I will smack the shit out of you. But, first of all, sex is not a need. It is a want. Yeah. But your dick can stop working if you don't get laid. That's what shout abates for. Oh, you're naughty. if you don't get laid. That's what chatterbeats for. Oh you're naughty. Oh my god. You know they call it only fans? I don't know Sean why the fuck do they color only fans? Because the only fans you have are the one jack in it to you. Yeah? What's an alcoholic master leader's favorite liquor? Well I don't know Sean, what is an alcoholic master maker's favorite alcohol? Jack Daniels. Okay you're obnoxious tonight. Yeah. I could hug him a dear asshole. What? You heard me. That's…… Yeah. I want hogging the deer asshole. What you heard me that's this yeah, I want a sith 21 and up, huh? Oh, jeez Yeah, her name is Anne Heiser Bush. Anne Heiser Bush. Yeah, she she gives good head Wow, as a beer joke you what, I saw a chick and I was like nice cans. And she looked at me and said, excuse me, I was like, I was talking about the beer you were carrying. Geez, I farted! Okay Sean, every fucking time you two with this guy. I always sit on my lap and farting. I have ass thurgers, you have ass burbiers, I think you're just full of shit. Working on it. Yeah. Do you hear about the horse who makes keys? Well, he called his business, horse locks and keys. What kind of bird likes to have sex? I don't know Sean, what kind of bread likes to have sex? I don't know Sean, what kind of bread likes to have sex? I know this joke saying, pump her nickel. Pump her full of gum and give her a nickel. Why did the female baker go to the baker go to the baker? I don't know Sean, why did the female baker go to the gynecologist? She had a yeast infection. You're disgusting. What's wrong with you Sean? going to go on the baker, speaking of going to the baker, baker, you gotta work on your Trulikism. But you can see your mouth move. Aerodiscids, I gotta go tinch off the loaf, you know. Sean, seriously, if you have to take a shit. Oh, I didn't have to, because I'm already being held by it. Excuse me? Yeah, you I'm already being held by it. Excuse me? Yeah, you piece of shit. Fuck you. Fuck you, Sean. And my hand's not up your ass. So I was just gonna say, kind of hardly taking shit when you got a hand up your ass. It's in your back. Yeah… It's in your back friendly either, Sean. You know, I'm LGBTQ friendly on my channel. Aww, aren't she special? Kiss my ass there goes, oh my god. This guy is the worst dude. Uh, uh, uh, what do you say? That tasted good, Sean. I mean, excuse me. The fucking test holidays anorexic. Then I come to life at night. I'll walk around the apartment complex. Keep that it's safe. Could you imagine a look on your neither's faces? What? If I came to life and just started walking around like, hey, what's up? There's a meme for that. Fred Flintstone is your wallet and you spending money on gas. And Dino from the Flintstones is the rising gas prices. Now, do you know, now, that's a lot. Down, you know, down, down, down, ah. I see you got a ventriloquist dummy. Excuse me? What? Did you just call you a dunny? Yes, you're a ventriloquist dummy. No, those are not my fucking pronouns. Cronowns? Proonowns? Oh, I'm sorry Sean, what are your pronouns? I identify as a he, man, ventiliquist puppet. I'm sorry Sean. I didn't know those were your pronouns. The only fucking dung I see is the one with his hand up my ass. That's the second time you've done that joke. Well it's not my fucking fault now is it? God. Fucking ridiculous. I don't know Sean why did It's sword become a comedian for the Canadian shops offer the comedian you mean the comedic shops. Yeah, you know what I was trying to say That was a… Yeah. Yeah. You don't want your fucking mouth? Excuse me? If you don't quit cussing, I want to wash your mouth out with tactical soap. Don't wash your mouth out with tactical soap, you hypocrite. Yeah. Good on code, King Cothera. What? Yeah, tactical soaps the shiz nets, dudes. You don't need… Hey, what? next time I'll go to the bar. Physical Soaps, the shiz nets, dudes. You don't need… Hey! What? Dude. Next day you go to the bar? Yeah. Bring me with. I'm not bringing you with the bar. No, dude, I'll be your wing then. Sean, when you are a tactical soap, you don't need a wingman, my guy. stuff smells. No, really, dude. I gotta try that out and get the girlfriend. Yeah. There you go. DuPont Co. King Cobra. I live in Children's Bus, too. You're in Children's, too, Sean? Yeah. Oh, dude, come on, talking out my ass! Okay, Sean, you're dodging what I was… You gotta apologize for the pansexual fat joke you made about Tess Hollery. Come on! That shit's fine, you know it it Sean. All right, all right. I'm sorry for being an asshole. There you go. And I have a couple of extra pounds, you know what I'm saying? Phew. You know I have to roll her in a flower to find the what spot? Oh my God, Sean. Stringle your right now, dude. Oh! Sean, you need to quit with your, with your, okay? Tess Holliday ain't gonna do the shit, she loves the attention. Okay, that's too far. What? If Tess Holliday or Accurrency, if Tess Holliday were a currency, she'd be pounds, you know, like, the Thurdish house? Wow! And you know, as soon as test holiday tries to lose weight, people are gonna call her a fat-shaving hypocrite. Don't be like that. Look at Adele, dude. Look the fuck happened to Adele. Yeah, that was kind of bullshit what happened with Adele. what happened with Adele, she chose because she wanted to, which you's just it. Regrettably, food's delicious. Especially, those she chose, because she wanted to, which is how you should do it. This is why I can respect what Tess Holly does. She makes heavier-set people feel like they're important, too, you know? And, yeah, you know, and that's just it. Regrettably, food's delicious. Especially those fucking nachos. Oh, you saw that, did you? Yeah, coderas nachos. Dude. The fuck were you smoking when you ate those? Knock it off. Yeah. Oh, dude. John, what? Yeah, dude. Oh, scoo.? Yeah, dude, oh, scootie-doo, they do, they do. Oh, Sean, what? People, I seriously hope Tess doesn't get offended by this, oh jeez. Oh jeez. Well what the fuck is Tess, doesn't get offended by this, oh jeez. Oh what the fuck is Tess, how are you going to say about this? You have asked Thurgers. So it's like, you want to play that card? Sean, I sort of God. What? Why do you insistively keep farting? Because I love to talk shit. Yeah. I'm blowing your kiss. to tell you to do with the recording. Yeah, no shit. God damn it! Every time with it. Sean, you need to apologize for the fat jokes you were making. Oh. Do I have to? Yes, you do. Oh, come on. I'll make fun of the skinny people, too. Really? You're going to make fun of the skinny people? Yeah. What's an NR Antarctic's favorite food? Air! Oh my God, Sean. That's not helping. No, it's not. Oh, dude. Folks, I'm sorry, he's on one tonight. Yeah? Oh, and your girlfriend's… Pussy? If I got a girlfriend's news to me. Five years coming in nicely. Shut up, Sean. There are more important things than getting laid. Yeah, like ending world hunger. You know, you got a point there. point there. I'm serious. You know, and also the health and old hunger? What's that, Sean? Test holiday did, would stop shutting cake in our mouth. Oh my god, Sean. Stop! What? You want to end fucking old hunger? Uh, you know, fucking, yeah. Tess Holliday could stuff in her fat attention seeking horror mouth. Sean. What? Oh, dude. I personally don't give a shiff test holidays fat she's living her best life girl do it up You're just saying that so people don't hate your ass. Well, I already got so many fucking haters on YouTube What's what's one more fucking person hating my ass gonna do? Give me more attention. Pretty much. Oh, I'm gassing a night. Oh, I'm gassing a night. God damn it, dude! Ah! Sean your jokes I've been more rotten than your farts Ah You're in a quarter of that it Are you not kissing you off? Why not actually pissing in the war? Holy shit! Ha ha! I'm not here to fat shame because honestly I've seen the food I eat on YouTube. Like, your boys' chicken, bacon, white, white, alfredo pasta is so fucking good. Yeah. Occasionally I starve myself because I have body image issues myself. So like I said, you know, in real talk, like, okay, people like Tess Holliday are awesome because it says, hey, you know what? Could worry about it. Food's delicious, eat it. You know, calories are not the enemy. It's what you do with those calories. Well, a lot of women get pissed off at women like test holiday, because you got these chicks who will spend four to five days a week hitting the gym, doing squats, just getting cuts, trying to get some guy's attention and that no longer gets attention. The problem with that is working out takes efforts. That's why it's called working out. You know, and it's just like people who go to the gym have this narcissistic stereotype, like, oh, you're a gym, right now. And it's like, fuck that. You don't know why they work out. Who you're the fucking judge? You know? They're just doing their shit, dude. Like, you know what I'm saying? That's savage dude. What? It's the fucking truth. Some people are just genetically fat and they can't control it, but outside of that it literally takes no effort to shove cake in your mouth and then do absolutely fucking nothing. I mean, with recent years in the pandemic, you know, it any size corral, that was tasteful, but Sean, what? I'm gonna grab another fucking beer. Okay, and you need to think about what the fuck you said. I've had it up to here with your shit, mister. Mr. You haven't had enough. Oh, yeah. Sean, you need to fucking knock it off, dude. What? The same guy, you eat. Well, it's Friday. Yeah, it's Friday. Viceral, you shot. Yeah.