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Suttubes. Yep. This is a cigar roach that I had in my ashtray. This is a banana smash swisher suite. Banana Smash, Swisher Sweet. Eastings are pretty good. Take a gentle puff on it. The inhale definitely tastes like strawberries. The exhale has a bit of a banana taste to it. That's really good. Even on the real light. Now I just finished my wand. and the handle of it as a cobra right there yeah I made this wand for myself and that didn't turn out half bad. It's actually pretty cool, I've been… The combination of things that I used to hold this in place to the stick worked out very nicely. It's dry enough to where I can show it off on camera just a wee bit. And you can totally see the cobra right there is chilling. Yeah. Not too shabby ever wand if I do say so myself. Although having this gigantic copra head at the bottom of the handle is going to make the handle of this very top heavy. So if I'm carrying this wand on me, I can't red the bike, because it would fall out of my pocket, but walking that basically it's in there. right there's where the drill broke off the piece of it right here. But I drove the whole deep enough so that's basically it's in there. and then I took some of that basically it is in there. And then I took some of that gorilla glue that dries clear. Glue down there. I'm repainted that Monte black with the blue drying underneath the tape and the paint drying on top of it. I gave it a good solid day to dry. I'm definitely going to be adding more black paint to the handle. You know what I'm saying? Like right in this area right here. That's what it looks like so far. Now when tape mixes with paint, the chemical reaction, yeah, it takes a lot longer to dry, but when it dries, it's solid as a rock. And you can't tell me this black and green wand with a cobra at the handle isn't sick because it is you got this gnarly ass pointed wand on one side and then it doubles as a sector as well. So I had a fan and contact me on YouTube asking for advice on how to get a girlfriend. My best advice to him was be yourself, have some confidence, and don't act like you'll look and just play it smooth. You know. It chicks find you attractive, they'll stare at you as just fact, you know. And, um, they're not going to come up to you. You gotta go up to them. Simple as that. But if you got chicks checking you out, then you know you're attractive. I was just plain as simple YouTube. Case in point, I've had chicks checking me out before. And, you know, which is cool, but at the same time, you know, I don't have to rush into the first thing that hops along my way. You know, when you rush into relationships, they end rather nastily or sometimes you're unpleasant. The second thing I'm gonna fucking say. Now, this is a hypothetical, but women will say one thing and mean the complete opposite. That's that. It's not the hypothetical. But the hypothetical to that would be, you know, if your girlfriend's cranky, because she's got her visitor or what have you, and she wants ice cream, so you being the loving boyfriend that she are, are willing to drive to the store to get her ice cream. It's not about getting to Puss, it's just about making her happy, you know what I'm saying? So all you do is ask for what flavor does she want? She says chocolate, so you go to the store and get chocolate ice cream, and when you come back she gets pissed off because she wanted strawberry. And that's just stupid, to be honest, and then that right there is an example of what I'm saying here Now ladies you can't expect men to understand what you're thinking if you pull shit like that When you pull shit like that of course men are going to be like well, then why didn't you say you wanted strawberry ice cream? Why the fuck? Did you make me waste gas? You know, and chances are, YouTube, that if you're a woman and you have a caring boyfriend who is willing to drive to the store to get you ice cream, regardless of the matter, if you would have told him you want a strawberry, he would have got it. But sitting there wasting his time getting chocolate and then getting pissed off as you want a strawberry that doesn't solve anything. That's just creating a fight out of nothing. If you want a strawberry ask game you should have asked for it. You know. It really just depends on the culture I guess behind it because dating is oddly enough different with different with different cultures, you know. And with women in the United States, a lot of them, you gotta act like you don't care. Which you think if you want a woman to notice you, you act like you care. But no, check this out, this is, is you know a little tip for me to you. okay you act like you don't care. Now check this out you got some attractive chick at a drinking type scene. Could be at a bar parashore or whatever you know and she got dudes buying her drinks left and right and if you're ignoring her and she's checking you out because I guarantee you she'll be like okay what's this what's this dude's story? you know and if you play your cards right, you know what I'm saying? She ends up going with you. She ends up going with you. All these other dudes are like, oh fuck. I just wasted money to buy her drinks and she's sitting in his lap. Damn it! Man. Yeah… Yeah. I got that window wide open and I got the fan blowings all the tobacco spots immediately out the window. Marm smooth. Now I have about a little over $300 in my wallet. And I'm going to try to get my shotgun fixed. That'd be sick. But the gun store is not going to be open on the 4th of July, it's a national American holiday. Yup! Which of course will be playing the national anthem, not right now, but later on. Like 1 o'clock in the afternoon you know if I built my dream house it would have a yeah… 44 bells in it. 43 of them would be a carillon on the 44 bell's in it. 43 of them would be a carillon and the 44th bell would be pulled on a rope. And there's a specific note that I want for the rope rung bell. Have you heard the song by a great garoff called Sorgh in the opening of that song you hear a bell? That's the note I's the note I want for that bell just we pull it yeah and carolons are cool man the giant ass bell towers and where the player sits at this this wooden console with these pegs just sticking out like a piano so to speak and you hit these pegs with your fist like that and these pegs just sticking out like a piano so to speak and you hit these pegs with your fist like that and these pegs are attached to the box and connected to wires inside the box the wires then shoot out the top of the box and they go into the tower and they're connected to individual bells. They're stationary, they're not moved, but the clapper is attached to that wire and it rings them. And you can do some cool shit with carolons. Of course if I won the fucking lottery, I'm probably going to grand carolons. That'd be sick as fuck. 63 bells opposed to that 64th bill with the ropes swung, oh yeah. And the way the tower set up, if it's 108 feet tall, it's just tall enough, it separates everything nicely. It'd be solid wall going through it all the way up, and it'd be hollowed out to fit everything, you know. It'd be like the safest tower, the clock tower ever to climb, you know, no ladders, all stairs, down. You walk into the bell free, there's the grand carillon sitting there with the rope in front of it. grand Carroll on sitting there with a rope in front of it. You walk over to a door, open it, lose staircase, winds up some more, open a door into the bell room, oh boom, look all these sick-ass bells just sitting in a room, with the swinging bell sitting on the floor of that room, so I could walk up to it, and like, you know, look at it and shit. Each bell on my clock tower would have a pot leaf engraved on it. All four bell tower charters would be able to open from the inside with a lever at the same time just that lets air in and out and the the mesh wiring on the bell tower shutters would be thin enough to let air out but also thin enough that it would keep pigeons and shit out of my clock tower yeah and there'd be a lights that lights up the caroline room and then there'd be a light that lights up the bill room and a light that lights up the bellroom and a light that lights up the clock tower, all four clock faces, but like a bright neon green that'd be sick as fuck. I'm building the clock tower to be that tall in Wyoming legally, to build a clock tower that tall in Wyoming, legally I would have to have some kind of strobe lights on top of the tower that would let planes flying by. I know not to land there and if the clock tower is shaped like an old school Victoria and second empire couple a tower, you got the master tall-ass master roof on top and then just below that you got the four clock faces and then just below that those four clock faces down a couple of down a couple floors you got the four clock faces and then just below that those four clock faces down a couple floors you got the bell tower shutters right there just you know what I'm saying here you got the clock faces right here in the bell tower shutters just below it boom Oh ran Carol on. That'd be sick. If the mansions built four miles outside of Gaspar Wyoming on 20 acres of land, surrounded by pine trees and maple trees and shit. Yeah. be solar powered and wind powered. It'd be eco-friendly on electricity. All the toilets would conserve water. There would be a circular habachi grill in the middle of the kitchen and stove and oven off against the wall with the fridge and everything, you know what I'm saying. Oh yeah, this mansion of mansion of mine when I went, if I went in lottery, become a rock star because that's the only way it's gonna fucking happen. But trust and believe, YouTube, my dream house, would be fucking sick. If I took a selfie of it, with it behind me, and posted it on Facebook, people would be like,, oh!, I'll let you in on something,'s pretty cool if I built my dream house I give you a grand tour and put it on YouTube starting at the front door and just walk through it and be like yo check this sheet out I'd build the house with a solid steel roof and solid stone walls they'd be cement and lead with the frame to make it apocalypse proof on top of being eco-friendly and all the windows on the house would have submarine glass so it'd be super thick and hard to break. This house would be indestructible built rights rights, eco-friendly, and it would survive in apocalypse. And on top of that, it'd be built to stand up to Wyoming wind. Land out here is a lot cheaper, then somewhere more populated. And, uh, you know, if I got my own little oasis surrounded by maple and pine trees, that wildlife would spread. And that house would have paid for itself in like, 10, 20 years, because solar energy is eco-friendly, and yeah. What if I played Vigita's theme on the caroons? Down. No no no. would not be sick as fuck. And with a 63 bell carillon that allows you to do a lot of songs. I could play the national anthem. I could, that'd be cool. That'd be a fun instrument to learn. Yeah, and if I go through a mirror clock, to build by custom clock tower. Yeah. So I put like four individual green lights on the corner on the top of the clock tower on the roof just four spiked neon bright neon green strobers that I can turn on from inside the clock tower. Then I can turn on from inside the clock tower. A couple switches going in there. One switch, all the light switches would be in that grand carillon room. One switch will flip on the light for the bell room. Carillon room, one switch will flip on the light for the bell room and clock faces. And then the third switch will fucking switch on the strobers. If I built a Grand Carillon, it'd be Grand Carillon number six in the United States. They're very, very scattered and very rare. I'd be part of an exclusive club if I did deal it. That'd be sick as fuck. Carillon Grand Carillon, or Carillon ringers coming around from around the world just to see it. Like like whoa. Yeah. What is AmeriClocks number one eight hundred six six six one two two one? They specialize in customizing your own bill clock tower or steeple repair. They do that kind of thing too. They repair they repair clock towers. Yeah. Now if I won the fucking lottery, there's a clock tower in Arizona that I would pay a mayor clock to fix up and make it actually work. make it actually work. And every time it stops on the time that the clock face is frozen at It would chime to be sick as fuck I won the fucking lottery, I don't eat some of that money to fix the drinking water in our country. In areas of the country where it would cost like two, three million dollars just to fix the drinking water for a large population of people. I'd do it. I'd be like, look, if the government wants to waste this money, bombing the fuck out of the country, then didn't do shit to deserve it. Okay, whatever. Let's wasteful and pointless, but… Whatever. Because our founding fathers grew hemp on their plantation, you know, if Donald Trump found out that Americans spent $53.3 billion on cannabis alone last year, he would shit his breeches. He'd be like, that's a lot of money. Well, no shit shit Sherlock. Yeah. Double girl side by side shotguns are relatively easy to fix because there's less moving parts. You take it to a licensed gunsmith, you know what I'm saying. Yeah. Smith, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. And then get some black and green zip ties. Because I have a shotgun sling from my double barrel shotgun that wraps around the stock just fine. But the, uh, part that attaches to the barrel slips and slides and I have guitar strings holding it on which looks like as fuck within the guitar string poking in the back and you know I know I know how to do it. It's where. The zip ties. I know I know how to do it. It's where. The zip ties aren't going to obstruct. My view with the bead site, you know, but it'd be enough Ziptis to hold a sling in place so I can carry it in my back. A lot of people who have double barrel shotguns and want to put a sling on, they'll have a gunsmith or they'll do it themselves if they know how they'll install a swivel arm Which that can weaken the frame of your barrels and you end up splitting your barrels and it's just like So a shotgun Connecticut company decided we're gonna make a sling for a double shotgun That makes it easy to slip on and slip off and it's a lot cheaper and more convenient to go with something that's made for it versus, you know, yeah. I've mixed reviews on installing a swivel arm into your side-by-side. I'm putting the screw for the wooden buttstock isn't the problem. It's tapping a screw into the bottom of your barrels to hold the other half of that swivel arm. That becomes the problem. You spot-loaded, yeah, but… You can't split your barrels after a couple rounds of shooting, that's… And if you split your barrels on your shotgun, dude, that's expensive as far as to replace, dude. And there are some gunsmiths here in town that will only take certain guns, because there are certain guns out there that have just way too many moving parts and they're a nightmare to work on. So, you know, do your research. One of my friends, one of my friend's mom took her pistol to this gun shop and it's been working good ever since like it hasn't malfunctioned once. So yeah. And initially it would be cheaper to take my shotgun to a local gunsmith that it would be descended to the factory and pay for shipping and all that. Mmm. Stoker industries could fix and replace everything that needs to be fixed but you factor in the cost of what the you know you're looking at practically paying you you'd pay the price of a brand-use side-by-side just to fix it if you went through Stoker to fix it and be cheaper and it's smarter and quicker and easier just to fucking go to a gunsmith here and town fix it. Yeah. And be responsible with your guns people. You know, I don't keep my shotgun loaded unless I have to use it. That also means keeping the hammer is disengaged. And as soon as you break it open, you get the internal hammer is engaged and it's good to go. But as soon as you close it, you can't just boom, that safety engages before you can fire the triggers. That's a nice little safety feature. Yeah. And Wyoming, it's perfectly legal to own AR-A-R-A-R-15-. They can't be fully automatic. You can fire them, single-shin, you know. And yet, ironically enough, Wyoming has the lowest crime rate when it comes to guns. Gun crime in America is super low in Wyoming. Why do you think gun crime in America is super low in Wyoming. Why do you think gun crime in America is super low in Wyoming? I'll give you a guess. It's because Wyoming is one of the loosest gun law states out there. You can't own a saw and off shotgun, but you can own an SBS, which is a short brailed shotgun. Great for concealed and close quarter shit, but the harder to control because of all short thing are on the recoils and bitch. So for now, I'd much rather have a full stock shotgun. It's easier to control when you get more distance when you shoot it. Yeah. I thoroughly enjoyed the sport. We're shooting you too, it's quite fun. Pepering a broken washing machine because you can. If I couldn't get four miles outside of town, 34 miles would be decent enough. It's taking a minute to grow this shit out right here. But that's coming in nicely. Very nicely. Very nicely. Very nicely. It's a very very nice dream. I definitely have a lot of… I definitely had a little bit of alcohol to drink when I got off for work. So I'm definitely drink some water. Bouts me out a bit. Bouts me out, you know what I'm saying? Hold on a second too. I'm Yeah. So on Wednesday, which is my day off, I can take my shotgun and get it estimated. And if I had the money to fix it, right there on the spots, like boom,, boom, drop the cash and give the gun, smith my gun, I'd be like, all right, we'll give you a call once done. simple as that. Hell yeah. I do enjoy shooting my 12 gauge. That's quite fun, quite fun indeed. I wouldn't mind giving Skate shooting a try I'd be done to try it blasting clay circles out of the sky pull And I'd have to be a complete retardant not to notice. So it's not YouTube, it's not that I can't get a girlfriend, I can't, I'm very capable of being a girlfriend. It's just that when you're a YouTube celebrity who plays guitar and sings a chase dig bad boys who play guitar and sing that's just a given fact it can also be intimidating and not necessarily in a bad way if that makes any sense you know and you gotta think if I have like 5,000, 6,700 plus subscribers that doesn't include the people who watch my videos but don't subscribe. The thing about YouTube is you don't have to subscribe to watch showless videos. It just helps the YouTube where you like watching get recognized you know Normally I spend the 4th of July with my friends or my family but I'll be working which some people will be like what I'm like I'm cool with it you know it feels good to be working again and I like why I work, so you know, where are my work? None of your business. Speaking of which, I informed the head chef who's one of my bosses at work of my situation that happened at Wendy's. I told him, hey, I got screwed over by Wendy's because of some shit that the YouTube trolls are born. I do YouTube, I do YouTube videos on the side as a hobby, you know, and I also mentioned that I haven't mentioned where I worked. I've been very good about keeping out a secret. And the reason why you don't know where I work is because, well, when YouTube Trolls found out that I worked at Wendy's, they were calling prank, calling me at work and shit, and then fans would try to get a hold of me because they want to talk to me. So it was like, you know, I appreciate that fans want to talk to me, but… You know, but… Call me when I'm at my job, you know. When I had YouTube trolls fucking with me at my job, and then it got to the point where they sent false customer complaints to Wendy's International. And after four years and a month of loyal service to Wendy's they're like oh well we're gonna have to fire you. You know. They didn't want to let me go because they were because of the one reason they let they were going to let me go. You know they were going to let me go because they were remodeling the store and they no longer needed a lobby attendant which I understand that they would let me go for they were remodeling the store and they no longer needed a lobby attendant. Which I understand that. They would let me go for that alone. I would have been like, okay, that's cool, you know. But firing me because of what some assels did to me on the internet is pretty fucking low. You know? And I find myself asking the question you to… what did I do to deserve? That sort of behavior. The answer is nothing. And I'm not the only Youtuber that gets fucked with. You know? And… When I see other Youtopers getting……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… see other Youtopers getting… When I see other Youtopers getting fucked with it pisses me off to no fucking end. Because it's like, why? You know? The thing of it is YouTube, when people are so desperate to ruin your life, that they have this unhealthy obsession with fucking with you, it really speaks a lot about their life, doesn't it? It speaks bold details about their life. Any individual or individual that is willing to docs people and get them fired from their job and shit like that. It's fucked. You know? And it's like, you know, if you don't like someone's videos, you don't have to watch them, you know. But getting jealous at somebody, because they're more famous than you are, and to take out your anger and hatred and hatred and jealous that you turn that into harassment Because when you do that kind of shit when you fuck with people like me and you know what I'm saying like that it just shows you're jealous Check up my big tubes. It's got the American flag and the Decoration of Independence that's a pretty patriotic pretty patriotic pick if I do say so myself. Yeah. You know. That's some of the shit that people have done to me and other people. You know. Life is full of surprises, YouTube. Straight up. I can meet some smoking hot gothic someday when I at least expect it. And if it was awesome, you know, some things are worth the weights, you know what I'm saying? I kind of figure any man who has the patience to learn guitar, which is… You know, some things are worth the weight, you know what I'm saying? I kind of figure any man who has the patience to learn guitar, which is number six, on the list, what list, you ask? There's a YouTube video called 10 most difficult instruments to learn how to play, and guitar is number six on the list. Go figure. You know when I first got into guitar, I'm thinking to myself, yeah, I could use it to pick up chicks, all right, you know. But then it became something more than just that, you know, it became a tool for expression an instrument in which I can hone my musical ability. I can play some mean long as I wanted to. But when you're playing guitar and you live in an apartment complex, you can't just play at all hours of the night. That's highly inappropriate and disrespectful, you know. But sitting here, casually bullshit in which you for a YouTube YouTube video that's perfectly acceptable I can save up for whatever the fuck I'm fixed and by full-time hours really start kicking in. I can save up for whatever the fuck I feel like I save enough for because it's my money. You know. I don't know if I won the fucking monetary I donate money to fix all the drinking water in this country. The United States of America would have clean drinking water in the areas where it needs it, it'd be done. I dropped the money and be like, boom, it's done. Straight up. I mean if this was the founding father's day, back when this country was originally founded several years ago, they didn't have clean drinking water back in the day when George Washington and all his buddies were riding the declaration of independence. George Washington grew hemp on his plantation so I see the weed the people t-shirt as my most political and oddly enough patriotic shirt they own. The government the United States government loves money. So it's a wonder they haven't legalized pot already. And here's the kicker of it. There are four people in the United States that get medical marijuana from the government. And if you're a medical student, you can study weed that the government sends you, but the weed that the government sends you for medical research is purposely grown to have no medical benefits so it halters progress. Yeah, think about that for a second. That's some on you man. Basically President Obama got handed George Bush Jr's mess. And it was just about to fix it but then he had to leave office his eight years were up and then Trump took office enough signatures, sign it. Then Donald Trump will be forced to resign as president and Bernie Sanders being vice president will take over and become president. Oh is what I have to say to that. I look at Donald Trump and I be like fuel the burn. Hillary Clinton does have experience with the job but I have a hard time trusting her. You know, it's just… And believe me, I think it would be awesome if a woman became president. That would be very progressive and forward for our country. You know, I think the media would probably lose its shit, you know. You thought people went crazy when an Obama took office. You know, which that's pretty fucking cool. You know, if Martin Luther King could have seen the first black president take office, that would have been fucking awesome. But I want to ask people are dickheads, racist bigoted dickheads. And that's exactly what Donald Trump is a racist sexist pig you know and Donald Trump talks about being a businessman how much money he's worth blah blah blah on his campaign trail Donald Trump said he's gonna create jobs fix the economy it it's going to be great. Well could you imagine YouTube if the entire United States of America was just completely legal for medical and recreational use on marijuana and legal for industrial hemp use as well? We were actually using these products for what they were supposed to be used for. It would be insane to think, yes, but imagine, now I told you before, Americans, I've done the research, Americans have spent $53.3 billion on cannabis alone last year. That's a lot of fucking money. You could literally use that money to better educate our children, give teachers a better paid salary, K through 12 through college, all the way up. I would also use the tax money made off of marijuana, to give children from preschool to college, you know, from children to young adults going to college, free lunch. Why the fuck not? Because you can't expect your children to get a proper education if they can't afford to eat lunch. And in some cases cases it's pretty disgusting, YouTube. I've seen the news article where children are getting made fun of in school because they can't afford to eat lunch. Like that's some fucked shit man. That's some fucked up shit man. That shit worldlyly pisses me off. If they're not getting bullied bullied by their fellow classmates, lunch ladies are dumping their food out in front of the children who can't afford to eat it, or children get stamped with a stamp on their arm that says, I can't afford to eat lunch, and it gets a big little smiley face on it. In some cases, children are being forced to wash dishes and trees to make up for their for their lunches and that's that's child labor okay that's not okay you know it is important to teach the value of a hard day's work and a good work ethic to children. You know, children get to a certain age, you know, and that's basically lemonade stands as a perfect example as it is summertime, you know. As it is summertime, children will make lemonade stands. It teaches them, you know, good work ethics, you know. They want that bike or that, oh that fucking pair of rollerblades or whatever. So they get a lemonade stand going and they sell lemonade until they get enough money to get that, you know. And that's actually a good, uh, building block for that sort of thing. And the sooner children can learn something like that, the better. You know, if children learn the value of an honest dollar, it's good for their future. It really is. But Donald Trump tried to take away meals on wheels for senior citizens. I don't know if he actually succeeded, but holy fucking shit. Any president who tries to do that, any fucking president who tries to do that, is gonna make George Bush Jr. look like a fucking Harvard scholar for fuck's sake. And deep downside a lot of Trump supporters are going… Dude, come on, you're being a schmuck right now, you're being a fucking schmuck right now. Let me ask you something Donald Trump, what if you were a disabled, broke- as an elderly person. There are some elderly people who are so disabled, they can't just drive their car to the grocery store, pick up groceries, and carry them. No. Mills on Wheels comes around for senior citizens who can't get out on about as much. It allows them to eat and it's a wonderful program. But if Donald Trump's privileged white ass, or I mean orange, I'm sorry. It went from having the first black president to the first orange president. You see that shit, you too? to the first orange president. You see that shit? You see that shit, you too? No, but if Donald Trump's orange ass had to rely on meals on wheels to eat, he wouldn't be trying to take it away, I guarantee it. Oh… That shit just… Man. And then Donald Trump bombs the fuck out of five different countries just because he can. on this god damn miserable planet, grows a pair of balls, takes all their nuclear weapons, and disables them. Straight up, Fuck the nukes, okay? You want to fight a war due to the old-fashioned way? on the field, we're in a fucking jet. Okay, because people need to realize that you start fighting with nuclear warfare. That could trigger some fucking disaster with shit for Mother Earth. If Mother Earth is attacked with nukes because countries can't just get their shit together or whatever, over stupid bullshit. And those nukes hit a bunch of different places at once. I can start a chain reaction. Volcanoes all over this planet would go off at the same time, and everybody on the planet would be dead in an instant. So nuclear warfare doesn't solve anything. Really. You know, countries like to be all big and tough. I got nukeheads, what you got. you know, my nukes are better than your nukes, and it's irrelevant because when you're fighting with nuclear warfare, it does not matter. And I'm not trying to talk shit, but if you're finding nuclear warfare, you're a fucking pussy because you can't, you know, I'm saying. Seriously. And if you don't want to use humans, why not? You know what I'm saying? I think using humans would be a lot smarter. It's not as dangerous, you know what? I think using humans would be a lot smarter. It's not as dangerous, you know, because I don't see why somebody else should have to suffer because countries don't get along, you know, it just seems stupid to be honest with you. This is a random innocent person halfway around the world's gonna die because of some stupid shit, you know, it… F-off with that. You gotta have some consideration for civilizations living in space. You don't want to pollute their ship, you know what I'm saying? So it'd be smarter just to disassemble and properly dispose and get rid of all the nukes. Just fuck the nukes, forget I'm… no, fuck all that. You want to fight a war, get your guns, your boats, your planes, you know know what I'm saying, which is a bit more sporting to be honest with you, you know. And this is the fucked up thing of it. There are some states in the United States where Pawn is so heavily illegal that if you get caught with one marijuana cigarette, you're getting 15 to 20 to life for one marijuana cigarette. That's so stupid. And on top of that, you're seeing pedophiles and convicted rapists and sex offenders getting less prison time than marijuana possession. That shit makes my blood boil harder than any fucking volcano on this miserable planet YouTube. When convicted sex offenders are getting less prison time than pot possession in this country That just makes my blood boil harder than any fucking volcano man that shit That shit pisses me off more than me getting bullied on YouTube to be honest That shit pisses me off more than any bully ever will on social media because that's just S-anine You want my solution for the sex offenders in this country? more than any bully ever will on social media because that's just You can get hunted off by civilians. You'd be able to go into a gun store and get a pedophile hunting license, which would allow you to break into a convicted sex offender's house and kill them if you wanted to, or you could slowly torture them. That would solve a lot of problems. Which some of you might think that's inhumane but you know what? Fuck you. Sex offenders are so many inhumane motherfuckers ma'am. You want to stop pedophilia in the Catholic Church? You need to let clergymen have sex with people who are willing, it must be protected. You know, safe sex, that's consensual, and birth control should be involved. And the person must be 18 years of age or older. You do that, and I guarantee you, you know, and I shouldn't be doing it in the first place, that's not the point, I know. But that's kind of fucked, you know, that's why I question the existence of Sky God. is we're told that God loves all his children, but then his children are getting molested in the Catholic Church. his children but then his children are getting molested in the Catholic church like that's bullshit YouTube bullshit sick motherfuckers I have a couple drinks, I smoke a little bit of tobacco, I don't have an alcohol and I get on a little political tangent and I just rule. It needs to be said because like if I keep all that inside, you know, all that venting inside it just, ooh, it's gotta be said YouTube, it's gotta be fucking sad. And I covered a wide variety of fucking topics here, man, this is… I want to know where I work, none of your business is where I work. And you know what's sad, YouTube? People have tried to bribe my friends into giving away where I work. That's pretty fucked. Like you had your fun with getting me fired from Wendy's, you can't just let me have a job and make an honest living for myself. You know what I'm saying? So I've already informed the head chef about the bullshit with the trolls and I've told them that I haven't mentioned it on YouTube And I'm not going to mention why I work because that's stupid and The head chef when I told him what happened he had this look on his face like oh man, that's fucked People stoop that low. Oh, yeah. So it doesn't like your opinions or whatever you do on YouTube, they'll fuck with you. Just because they don't like you. They'll fuck with you in a good way if they like you, and they'll fuck with you in a bad way if they don't like you, you know. That's good pack to back on. One decade. I'll help with the smell of the tobacco. If I keep the window wide open and the fans blowing all the smoke out the window, you light an incense stick. It'll help with the smell of the tobacco. Now the flavor of the incense is Japanese cherry blossom. Mmm, it smells good. I have a main video video but that's all right. Working full time. I have a main very many videos but that's all right. upload them to my desktop and then upload it to YouTube. Which is a pain in the ass to upload it to like two different platforms. But if the video is an hour long, I'm not going to burn out my fucking data uploading that shit to YouTube. Fuck that. No, but the video is like four to five minutes long. That's not going to burn data uploading. You know. Dating is like a King Cobra hunting in the wild. The patient King Cobra always gets his meal. That's one way to look at it, I guess. You really never know what's going to happen in life. You know, you really don't know what's going to happen in life. You know, you really don't, you do. Life is full of surprises. And yeah, your situation could be worse compared to someone else's situation. And it could be better, you know, it's just, that's just it. The glass is not half empty or half full. It's half a glass, you know. You let the tobacco dry out. Otherwise you go to smoke in your pipe. It's moist. I tobacco is moist in general. You gotta fucking torture with your lighter. It's cheaper than cigarettes though. And so far I only about like two packs. I gotta shoot down the pipe to back on those. That's why I only bought like two packs of cigarettes. So what do you do when you find one of your female coworkers to be attractive? Nothing. You play a professional and do your job. Focus on your work and stay busy. Acknowledge it inside your head. Don't deny that, okay, if you find one of your opposite sex coworkers to be attractive, don't c kid yourself and say that you don't find her attractive because that's not going to do any good. You know, but don't don't acknowledge it out loud or jump into anything, you know, play it professionally, you know what I'm saying? There are two reasons why you should not date your coworkers. Reason number one, it can be a distraction from your job. You're thinking, damn, she's fine and I'm dating her, that's what I set up. You know, it doesn't necessarily always have to be a distraction, but it can be. Reason number two, if you two break up and you have to work the same shift that day, that's just super fucking awkward, man. like, in all honesty. There is no written law that says you can or cannot date your coworkers, but that's just a piece of advice. I'd like to give you all on YouTube. I'm I need to have more confidence in myself but not have too much confidence but not have too much confidence. If you're way too confident you come off as arrogant, and that's, you know. And just because you're good looking doesn't mean you act like a snob because of it, because that shit is so superficial. Not all attractive people act like that. See what I'm saying, tubes. You know, the ones that do can fuck off, in all honesty. Just because you're attractive doesn't mean shit. The world doesn't owe you a fucking thing, you know. But to be fair, attractive people do get treated better in society. And that's just the unfortunate reality of it. Yeah. It looks around everything, but if there's no physical spark between you two, if the two of you do not find each other physically attractive at all, it's not going to happen. That's just the nature of it, YouTube. Which, that's the sucky part of it, yes, but, but, but it also plays an advantage. If you got chicks checking you out, then it means you're attractive, which is plain and fucking simple. You don't let it go to your fucking head and you play it cool and you have to casual one modest about it. And that makes chicks find you more attractive. It's just rocket science and genius. No, but check this out. Act like you're not looking for a girlfriend. Act like you don't care. Watch what happens. Chicks will treat you differently. You're confident enough, but you don't act like you look and you know. It'll make them want you more. That's tactics, one on one man. Don't tell anybody that told you. Shh. Hey. I think to myself, should I spend that much wisdom on YouTube or should I keep that secret? I think no that going to be giving me shit about it. Asa under your soul, this is here. And I'm going to be like, so. That's cool, whatever. Exactly how that's going to play out. Ha ha ha ha ha. You can't accuse me of nothing if I'm showing off a car in a hot ride show. No, literally, once I get my shotgun fixed, I can save up whatever the fuck I feel like saving up for. Best of the beauty of it. You run that right when you bust your houseburger's to make a living. The pipe's getting a little bit hot. Let that bastard cool off. This is how Gothic King Cobra packs his cigarettes. One, two, three, four, five, six. And repeat that process two more times. And marble smooths aren't half bad. These fucking cigarettes came out when I was in high school, believe it or not. I was just barely old enough to smoke. And, uh… When I was old enough to smoke, I could go get a pack in the store. During school hours………. I could go get a pack from the store during school hours I could leave campus for lunch you know and I wasn't supposed to have tobacco on school grounds but if they didn't see it they didn't know it was the way I looked at it. There's lucky number one and then the left one right here one in the middle right there there's lucky number one and then the left one right here there's lucky number one and then the left one right here is lucky number two just like that and you see right there that's a nice pack a nice pack a nice pack job a nice pack job a fresh pack of these pack job a fresh pack of these a fresh pack of these smells a fresh pack of these smells a fresh pack of these a nice pack of these smells so good it's like a Yorkshire mint mint oh Marlboro's smooth criminal by Michael Jackson. Okay, that was a horrible song reference. Smoke the day's last cigarette to remember and what you say. What you say? What you say? Yeah, here I am, on the road again. There I am, up on the stage, here I go, play this daw again. You can't tell him what's remaker remake that isn't sick because it is. Because I haven't made very many videos lately that's why I'm making this video so god damn long. This is my ash train where I keep all my tobacco wipes pipes and I keep this fucker empty of cigarette butts. Yeah. The incense stick with the window wide open and the fan blow it all out the window works nicely. It hides the scent of the tobacco and… It purifies the air, you know, it's… It's…… I don't think I'll need to put more paint on it because it looks like you've put more paint on it because it looks like you dried pretty solid. I'm going to do some paint up here. Actually, right right around here, because down here dried, this thing solid. Best to seriously kick-ass wand that I made for myself. So I might as do another coat. Or not necessarily another coat, but like a little bit up here so that it dries like it's supposed to. I'm going to do is put, and spray paint this entire handle with some black spray paint, let it dry, and then have it drying with the trash can underneath it so the paint doesn't get on the carpet. Then to get in the vice clamp down just like that, let this son of a bitch dry. But it's getting a vice clamp down just like that. I'll let this son of a bitch dry but it's it's getting there. This is one dope ass look in the wand. I'm definitely getting better at making these. There's the ebbline scraping. I think we can see. Let that dry. dry That's a good thing the windows are open too because some people do not like to smell a spray paint but making lawns is a great way to stay out of trouble you know if I get good enough at them by my standards then I will start selling them you know and all that but I got to get supplies and not only do I get supplies and not only do I get supplies I got to get supplies and, but I gotta get supplies. Not only do I gotta get supplies, but I gotta get better at it. My phone's about to fucking die, so I were to plug that shit in. Plug that shit in. There we are. Just a look at that. Just a look at that. You know I went to dinner with my family one night and my mom, my stepmom's giving me shit, you know, she goes, so do you find in your female co-workers to be attractive? And I had the appropriate response, I said my job was to wash dishes, not focus on the entrances, you know. It doesn't mean I can't have a conversation, you know, casual A and B conversations perfectly acceptable, you know, but you can't be a creep about it, you know what I'm saying, yeah. It's easier to reject dating than to get rejected by dating. That is the truth. It's easier to reject dating than to get rejected by dating. That is the truth. This is real as it gets me on. I keep my bills paid, I keep the place clean. I keep my bills played, I keep my bills paid, I keep the place clean. Now you're not job done maintaining. I say as a want, doesn't it? You know, because people would see the long hair and the spice and be like, who is this the, you know, please. Now having that Cobra head at the heel of that wand might make the handle of a top heavy but totally worth it. The blade itself was unable to reattach to it, but I can make a handle for the blade out of some stuff. It's not too difficult. It's a dirty ass glasses. In telling this is King cowboy JFS with another video, I'll definitely catch you cool colors later.