transcripts:shon_and_saunders_cuck_episode

Shon and Saunders cuck episode

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What's up you two? We have Sean and yeah we're doing some ventrula quism. So ventrula quism? Yes Sean ventrula quism. How do you make a Sean dummy? You take a Charlie McCarthy, paint his hair black and his eyes green with some goth makeup. paint his hair black and his eyes green with some goth makeup and that's how you do it. Roses? roses? Yeah, because I work on a flower shop. You work on a flower shop? Yeah, smell the roses. Oh. You're disgusting. I know. Crazy shit, man. Crazy shit. caught a cock for slapping Chris Rock? Do you believe Will Smith is a cock? Fuck no! Why do you say that? Because if he was a cock you'd be going after Gilbert Gottford's wife. Don't… What? You know about the funniest shit? Because Will Snett played the genin' the modern day Aladdin. Sean! What? You know what I mean, you thought of your shit, because Will Snack played the genie in the modern day Aladdin. Sean, what? Wow, dude. Hey, honey, I know your husband's a little stiff. So am I, you want to see? Don't, Sean. What? Too soon Sean. What? He's being caught a cock and I'm like, I'm just saying… Oh boy. I mean, oh this is stuck to Gilbert Gautter, and let's just say, and that's just… That shit makes you think, dude! Ugh. Oh boy. Shone you're messed up. I know. Oh my god. Why do you insistively fart all the time? I have assurgers. You have assburgers. Oh, you're to apologize for your raunchy bullshit. Do I have to? Yes, you do this. It is what done we do best. Why do you got to be impossible? I'm not trying to be impossible, I'll just try to keep a laugh. You're trying to make people laugh, I got you. Oh. But in the glass? Within the glass? Budlike? Mango Cart? It's a mango Picardy? Ooh! Splash of a peach red bull. Ooh! Drink on those! I want to see it! Oh God! Refreshing! I imagine like the drink combo. Yeah, that wasn't bad! What's bad? You're getting upgraded soon? Yes! I'm getting a standard upgrade. No more the string bullshit. See what I did there, what? I talked about losing my lips. What you're even two of which too? Yes, I don't believe it. Watch this. Watch what? Hey, how's it going? I'm Joshua Doni, how you doing? It's not bad, Sean. Now. Aithen practicing. You've been practicingichedou. on Josh Adone, how you doing? It's not bad Sean, no! Aithin practicing, you've been practicing, yes. What the hell are we even called this episode? The Sean Assange is the cock episode? Oh, jeez. Cold I did some really offensive jokes. That wasn't me, dude, that was totally you. I know you just go full on asshole. I'll show you an ass on what I fart. You'll show me an asso when you're when you fart. Got it. So what's Will Smith's favorite Goose Stones character? You really gonna steal my joke? Yes! I don't know Sean what is Will Smith's favorite goosebumps character? Salatty! Oh my god! Hey, you know what? You know, I mean, really, really awesome? What? What would be really awesome, Sean? If you got a parrot? A parrot? Yeah. And Todd to speak like Gilbert Gotswerk. That'd be hilarious, dude. Yeah, that would be pretty epic. Just sitting there. It sort of costing like him. And we were like, whoa! Yeah, no shit. I grew up watching the original ads, so yeah, Jafar's voice actor died before he did. It is what it is. Yep. And folks, I really do sincerely apologize. If any of this aside, I offended you. We live in a society where you can't tell jokes anymore. It's fucking stupid. Oh, that's strong shit. It is. We live in a society where you can't tell jokes anymore. Even if you're not trying to be offensive. Someone's always going to be offended. Well, you know what? What's that, Sean?- my- my- my- Well, you know what? What's that, Sean? Kiss my ass burgers. Yeah, Sean said that kiss my ass burgers. Huh?

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