Original Video: Shon and Saunders episode 1

Heyy-tubes is Gothic King of virtue with a video. Now I've been meaning to do a ventriloquist series on my channel and I want to do that right now. This is my dummy Sean that I had. He used to be trying by McCarthy, but I took the monocle out and the hat off because the monocle was tied to the string and kept him falling off. The monocle sat in this eye right here and the hat just kept him flying off, so I took the monocle and the hat off. I painted black around as I as made as I as Dark Green. And now he looks like a dolphin yet silence, doesn't he? I'll show I mean…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………. We have small ones in the rooms and you suggest you leave because I know Jeff Dunn is really popular and he's got some occasionally raunchy racist jokes but these are going to be a lot worse. Just to warn you, so you have been warned. I'll take the ring off so I'll poke Sean in the back. And his suit keeps him falling off to tape that together and then tape his shoes on so now he stays together. basically posturing dummy if I can find our website to upgrade Sean here I want to do that to a turning head and you've a control mouth but I tell him he's on a stuff body so so so… The string does take time to get used to if you're stirring out, so I gotta remember how I do this. Let's see. Position the string just right so you know. Hmm. This might take some bits and time to master, I guess. If you're a beginner, she's starting off with a string pulled dummy. The sheep, but if you really want to start off with a ventricular wrist, you should get a standard upgrade because the stick moves the head and nods and the mouth moves too. Or I can just guess, turn to Lux upgrade Chon McCarthy and do the same thing I do with this guy over here and even Sean as well So either way it's in work Okay So Sean, what do you work? I work at the funeral home. You work at a funeral home. Yep. I'm used to looking at people with no lives and tonight's no exception. Hey, fuck you! So there are a lot worse things than being gay like being a necrophilic. Hey Sean, what do you call that, cutting out of the casket? Nah! That's terrible, fuck you! Like how the hell would you tell your long and dad that? What? That's your necrophilic. I mean the case is one thing, but with an necrophilic it's different. How is it different? Well it's like, no I'm dad. I know that's Sunday today her name is Adele. And the parents and the parents ask where'd you meet her? and the sicker would say in the secretary. She's a hundred and the hundred and the hundred and the And the parents would ask, where did you meet her? And the sicker would say, in the sanitary, she's 120 years old. That's disgusting. I know it is. Nah! It's like, you can snill death on some guy. You can? Yeah….. come out of the casket. But I know you're fucking dead chicks or whatever, so come out of the caskets. That's fucking horrible. I know it is. Nah! I'm sorry. Hey, fuck you!. Ah! So we think of Sarah Palin, I think she is a brain-dead count who has no political knowledge. Ah, just like this, ah, those can suck my dick. Get it, those and dick. Stop it! Yes! Ha ha ha! Ha ha! You know that? Yeah, not as rotten as that one guy's girlfriend. Hey! That's not nice. Fuck you! I'm not that desperate for pussy. Oh, okay. Do you have a girlfriend? No, I don't have a girlfriend. Ha ha! You suck. Stop it. So who's your girlfriend? I'm not telling. Is it Barbie? Fuck you! How'd you know? I guessed. Didn't she broke up with me? She broke up with you? Yeah, for who? Kent? Stoodly gait, gait, dastard, nastard, naught. Hey, come on now. So who you're dating now? I'm not telling, are you dating a sex doll? Hey! How the hell did you know? I had a lucky guess. You're an ass. Fuck you! Ha ha! I tell Michael Jackson the con out of the casket, he's in a casket. Oh, I didn't know that. What makes you say that? Has you seen the video thriller? He's dancing with their daughters. The child of the Lesticians is down. Not that nudge and necrophilic. Oh my god! He can't be, he's already dead. Oh, so sad. You should make for somebody who's dead. I don't give a shit! Ditch? Hey, come on, be nice. No, no, no, no, I will not be nice. So tell me, tell you what, have you gotten laid yet? No, I'm still a virgin. How old are you? Almost 20? Ah! You suck! to me it isn't? Wow! Wow! Wow! Do you master? They… No I don't master baby. Hey! Fuck you! You know Sean you're gonna get me a triple on YouTube. Like you give a shit. That's true because I do cussle on YouTube. See? You're being annoying. Fuck you! Ha ha ha! Can I sing a song? You want to sing a song? I bought Three Days Grace, Never Too Late. Okay. This world will never be what I expected. And if I don't be along, the Lord of Gassets, and I have lost so long everything that I own to make you feel like it's not too late. It's not too late. Turn to the left. Yeah, then if I say it'll be all right. Till I hear you say you want to end your life? Now you will turn it around, because it's not too late. Thank you! Ha ha! Would you behave? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm not going to be… Hey, you can kiss my stuffed ass! Stop it! Ah ha! I know! Ha ha! What do you keep doing that? Moving the mouse? Yeah, it's good. It's the screen seabre it comes on. Oh, it comes on. Stop it, you pervert. Now on the screen seabre comes on, I have to move the mouse and turn it back off. comes on. That's what she said. Oh, that's what she said. Oh, stop it! I'm not an asshole, I'm not gonna stop. Hey, come on, come on, be nice. What, be nice? Okay. I got a secret, you got a secret? Yes, what's your secret? Come on. Oh my god Sean, I don't want to do with you. I don't know either. This is funny shit, isn't it? I don't know how many views this will get. If it gets a lot of views, all these shocks, why? Because your channel sucks, you have no view. Stop it. Okay, I have plenty of views. I'm happy for the views I get. You're very grateful. Oh, that's nice. You're such a nice guy, stop it Sean, ha ha! Ashole, stop it! Come on, would you behave? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Eat, shit, on sex! Hee-he-hee! Oh, stop it, come on, come on, come on, settle on, settle on, what the hell's wrong with you? I'm on crack, what'd you get crack? Lindsay Lohan, no! No, I'm kidding out of ADHD, ever ADHD, yes I do! Ah! You know there sucks Cox in hell. What? You heard me. Stick your cock other ass, you know they're fucking worthless. Cocksucker! Cuck sucker! Like Jesus, fuck you! Like Jesus, fuck you! Lark, fuck you! Is that from the exercise? Yes! No! Would you stop burping and farting? I have gas. You're not stop it. You need to come out of the cascade. Which is no, I'm not like that. Are you sure? I'm positive. Okay. I'm a disgusting fucking dully, aren't I? My jokes are so rotten. Ha! Would you stop it? Would you stop burping and farting? I have gas. You're full of shit, I know! Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! I took a vagar. You took a vagar. What happened? I got wood. Oh! Would you stop it? No, no, no, no, no. I will not stop it. Nah! God! It pulls you be a lot worse than Jeff Stone. It doesn't take much. I know it doesn't take much. I got to see him in Kaspery. You did? How was it? It was cool. You need a catchphrase, I know I do. How about eat shit on sex? You don't work at Burger King, do you? You do? Ah, stop it. Ahh. You are a loser, you know that? What do you mean? You don't have a girlfriend. I don't need a girlfriend to be happy. Oh, that's right. You masturbate. I don't masturbate. Haha! Sure you do. That's why your hands are all sticky. No, that's not. No, don't be like that. practice say sex use a condom no your hands ha that's free and easy ha would you stop it shawn new new new new nuh come on Well, you have to say bye Sean, Sean, John, Don't you too, see you on hell, ha ha! Sean, later, that was Sean. Ha ha! And there you have it! My dummy Sean who works in a funeral home. I know it was random but fuck it, it's YouTube. And if you like it, please thumbs it up or not. I really don't give a shit. I'm just posting it because I can. Honestly, whatever. Thanks for watching my first Vinch show with Sean and Sonyers. This is Gothic King War 52. Yeah!