Original Video: shoutouts and rant

We've got a little bit of water or some gins of watermelon G fuel to make a… albeit a water dunk, watermelon and donic. You show us support for my fans. I like the sparkling water is refreshing. I like the sparkling water as refreshing. One cup full of water mill and g fuel. That much water, the rest of the gin, to about there, shake it up, not as long as that's what's up. Seanage Ivan. Thank you for your $21. Love the videos. They helped me with all my darkest days. That's what's up Ivan. Thank you. Touch my camera through your lens huh? Well thank you R-W-U for your $20. That's what's up. Shout out to Fangirl Decade, that's what's up. Thank you for your $6.66. Yeah. Sitting up on YouTube Channeling, that difficult. Pretty straightforward. Amber, thank you for your $1.11….11 donation. You want to wear your dog collar off to then just wear it and fuck what anybody thinks? Thank you for your $1 dollar. That's what's up. watching the last two shout-out videos and you didn't get one. Yeah, I'm working on it. channel for your content but you don't have to donate because I love my fans one of the donations and the trolls don't have what I have to do they're so jealous thank you Sydney for your one dollar that's what's up because you're a rad dude still so most definitely That's a taste of a little spicy genitomic. Spicy because you should mix alcohol, gee finish. The tranquil London Dry Gen is good stuff. When you mix it, it's good straight… A tranquil London dry Jan is good stuff. When you mix it, it's good straight, but it's in a quiet taste. Adam, thank you for your $4.20 for our poem, Cobra Rules, Fuck the Trolls, the end. Pretty much. Yeah, my shoulders are sad. my shoulders are sad. Christopher, thank you for your $5. For Bison Bear, tubes, fuck the trolls. Well thank you for your $10 total. He says for Police Tube's sincerely, Jog, oh boy, that's what's up? To keep your head up. Thanks for a channel. Cheers for the $50. Much love and power to the people. Thank you. I found girl decay for your second dollar. I appreciate that. Coney, thank you for your five dollars. She says for beer. Sweet. The fake Danny Brown. This is hilarious, y'all. I get discovered by celebrities And the turtles can't handle it y'all harassing me is getting people to feel sorry for me. It just makes me more famous Why are these people fuck with Cobra so much? I I apologize for that. I'm only going to read that… that donation. It's not I'm the real Danny of Danny Brown's now because he likes my videos. He makes some pretty bad-ass rapio. Dixie Rect. So right here it asks, thank you for your $1. Happy birthday. Do you smoke weed? Yes, Eddie has smoke weed for my assburgers. Thank you for your birthday donation of $1. That's what's up. De Roo, thank you for your $10.. Happy birthday. More food hacks, please, yes. Definitely, definitely. The last chimney chonga turned out really good too. I'm not taking a break from doing those, but those are a great way to make them. Putting egg rolls in your chimney chongas, the cheese and ramen noodles, and chips, with some salsa, it's nice. It's like college dorm like five star eating right there, me. Thank you calling for your package and your $10 do dance what's a… Thank you Christian for your $3.33 he says happy birthday cool goth. Shout out please. Fuck the twirls.. I agree. Fuck them. Happy birthday, Koolagoth, shout out please. Fuck the two rows. I agree, fuck them. My shows are miserable, man. Travis, thank you for your $10. That's what's up. Little flowway coming with those two dollars. What's you got? Yeah, buddy. coming in with those two dollars what you got what's up yeah buddy well that's one that's ten total on me to take care of Josh thank you Floyd I appreciate it shout out you Floyd that's what's oh oh damn it's like three dollars this guy's really throwing it down hell Hell yeah. I'm cheaper than cameo y'all. You give me a dog, give you a shot. Cash I per pay pal, you know, what's up. For Cubs, I'm a big fan. My boy is in the hospital. I'm sorry to hear at Floyd. Circle Protection for your friend. That's rough dude. Don't take a drink for that. Shout to Isaiah and Adian, thank you for your $1.00 dude's most righteous. For a happy motherfucking birthday boy from G1-1-1-1. Thanks for your $2 dude. Do that. Thank you Sandra for your $10.69 for your $5 birthday donation. She writes, Josh, love you bro. That's what's up. Thank you Michael for your $10.69 for Drew Schluomack. Is a sicko? Yeah, fuck sickos. Fuck, um, they're more disgusting than my trolls. And that's really saying something. Thank you Mark for your 420's Smoky, man, black flame, green smog. Thank you Bethany for your $1. And my virgin, no I've had encounters with only of age women, because that's… That's how I do, because I hate sickos. They were consenting a life of age, non-related, cis-gendered females. I support trans people, but not one of them being extremist dicks about it. and the can if people are wondering what the fuck I think about it and I'm like honestly I don't care it's Bud Light I'm still gonna fucking drink it's you know I like my Bud Light Platinum next to my King Cobra Boatlicker ironically not a sponsor okay then that's what's up thank you for your one dollar happy birthday code circle protection for Bob. Most definitely, yes. Happy birthday and get drunk for us boys. Tyler, thank you for your $5. You and your average wife, some are having awesome, awesome one. Major shout-outs, H.B.D., get it. Faith, thank you for your $1. Where I'm an average female, can we huff air duster? That's your choice to do it, although it's dangerous and you shouldn't do it, what I've been told anyways. Jerry Belaik, thank you for your $1 for you have been duxing every… I apologize for that and I deleted the stream where I docked my fans by mistake. And then we did the shoutout video. I'm not going to dux on my shows because I'm above those assholes. Faith, another $1 holler for huffed any duster lately, laughed my ass off. I don't think that's how bullying works. And they found a cobber for huffing air dust or giving him a dollar. Like, oh yeah, you showed me dude. Allison, what's up for a hundred… Sorry. to the King Cobras. Fuck yeah,000 but it was just too epic. Customized, go on it, and approve it. Yeah. That's all right though. They approved a really f-fucking awesome T-shirt that I made, calling Audrey Hell, like, bitch, you shut up the Christian school of cunts. And, uh, I think it's justifiably used. I'm not going to respect that bitch's pronouns. She lost that right when she did that shit. And it says a message to people, fuck mass shootings. And the acronym I used accurately describes how disgusting a situation was. It's about spreading a message more than anything really. You want to support that cause? I'll put a link to it in my comments below. Fuck my shootings, dude. Circle of Protection for… You'll chop off from a cravando. Thank you, good sir, for your $2. I gotta keep making videos, it's what my fans want. It's what I want, to be honest. Chasee, thank you for your $16.066. Happy birthday, Molfo. Fuck up, sirex.66, happy birthday, Molfo. Fuck up, Syrax, and Fux Syrax, dude. Yeah. For real, dude. For real, dude. Fuxilex is a gross piece of shit. Thank you Roy for your $1 holler. Shout out to the… Your Bestie, Nick. Yeah, you try to get me to see the n-word. Nice try troll. Yeah, so shout out to Nick from Roy. There's your $1 holler bud. fuckers in every race and just leave it at that. Okay, Floy, what's up? Brad, two dollar holler, can I, Sun Weston, yes? A circle protection for your son Weston, and I hope he does feel better and everything. Oh look at that, someone's pretending to be Alex Campbell on Cashamp, that's hilarious. Stop. Happy birthday. Please shout out. Your boy, Kenny. Man, my shows are weird. Dominic, what's up, dude? $1 holler. You're the teeth are rotting. Do they hurt? Well, actually, my teeth are not rotting, but you're rotting away in front of a keyboard trying to, as hard as you can, to troll King Cobra. It's kind of sad, actually. How is that bullying? It's stupid. I hate Cobra, so I want to give him money to make fun of his teeth. What hurts more than anything is you have no life, dude. Yep, and that your trolling is more disgusting than my teeth. Trolls lose again, man. Spitter Spies buys on this shit. Floy, what's up, dude? Two dollars. Circle protection for BB Weston, definitely, definitely. Yes, definitely. Donald, thank you for your $1 holler to you cash up. Happy birthday from Floyd. Thank you dude with your $3 and that's a good protection for your son. I hope it gets better. The world's a fucked off place man, I'll say that right now. Randy, what's up? Three dollar hollers, hey Cubs, it's Zanus. And Zanus loves warlord. Oh, isn't that special? That's special, all right. Happy birthday mate love you from Max. Thank you for your $5 Mr. Max. Rona virus-infested horse cock, fuck the white bouser, piece-of-shit-sick-fuck from Aaron and King Cobra. Thank you for your donation, Aaron, of $5. Fucking hates sickos. The world's a fucked-off place. It really is. Between the assholes trying to normalize sickos and all the fucking mass shootings, and then people just bullying the fuck out of each other it's just it's it gets to be a bit overwhelming sometimes so I'll take a break for making videos to work on my fucking music you know no what's up dude five dollars for do a drink combo and start the party long live aussie mother mother's all drinking that. For happy birthday from the last jar AP and so lately that's what's up. Make you for your three dollars. I did have I didn't have an awesome birthday month but then when that shooting happened it just killed the mood so quickly dude. I did have an awesome birthday month but then when that shooting happened, it just killed the mood so quickly, dude. No puns intended. Now it's just like, well, that's a bitch. So I choose to focus on, you know, how awesome the month was prior to that moment and not like it completely ruined March for me, but like at the same time I'm so disappointed in people, dude. That whole fucking thing. And then Bud Light wants to sponsor Dylan Novani. I get what they were trying to do, like, okay, trans people are getting some bad press right now, so this will make us look a little controversial controversial, but at the same time, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, was making us look a little controversial but at the same time you know as long as dealing with novaniate pulling a R15 out of her fake cut and shooting up to place I think it'll be just goochie. Sorry your kid got shot up in a school by a trans person, but here's a Bud Light. That might be edgy, but you know what? Here's the thing, Bud Light's getting a lot of heat for it. I'm like, people are way too worked up about stupid shit like that. Honestly, it's just like… Just let people be people, as long as you're not shooting up the school or being a fucking sickle creep weirdo. Oh, fuck whatever, you know. Fuck that shit. And I would sacrifice all the fucking god damn bud light in the world to take back every god damn mass shooting that ever fucking happened. I'll tell you what. I'll drink to that folks. Like, I don't know if Bud Light knows their audience. I mean, as a Bud Light drinker myself, personally, I don't care. I'm still going to drink it. I know it's going to cause a lot of stink and controversy, but it's like bro. The supporting trans people doesn't mean you support that kunt but did that shit. That's how you prevent future trans shooters from doing that's how you prevent future trans shooters from doing that kind of crap. You'd be like, okay, so Audrey hails a cunts, but not all of them are like that. And that's just a cis-gendered person as myself, trying to be a straight ally. And it's hard, because then you get a bunch of trans people who hate me because I'm white, cis-gendered, straight, and male. Oh my gosh! And I get blamed for fucking everything. All the horrible mass shootings and now you see a female doing it who notifies as trans. Nobody can say shit! Sorry that was a little too far, but… I get tired of mass shootings and the fucking stereotypes, you know, it's just another here or there. Happy birthday my lord you're now an of age and a live yeah been that way for a minute I'm 32 Thank you for your $1.23. Hannah, thank you for your $4.20. Happy birthday, King Cobra. Thank you, thank you. Thank you to everyone who wished me a happy birthday, like prior to that fucking awful, awful, fucking day. This got me so fucking pissed off. I'm just like, well, you know, I feel a little bit safer I got something to protect myself, because, you know, while I mean as a good friendly contrary state excuse me thank you swim for your four dollars and twenty cents he he'd he damn whoever writes happy birthday king go brat thank you for your 420 blaze it smoke weed and fuck mass shootings that's kind of the whole point of like, with Audrey, or whatever her fucking name is, Audrey hills a cut t-shirts. You know, that's why it's got a fucking pot leaf behind the acronym, as they would call it. Because it's like, you better off, you smoke on some pot and like, chilling out, man. Jammin and Sam Sam Mazi, I was born to be like, er and be like, er, justice was slow but it comes in the end. What pisses me off about that? And this was her excuse. She lost her best friend. Oh, she had a crush on this chick man, who died in a car crash and that's sad, but like, that does not give you the excuse to do what they, what, what, what, what, what she did. I'll say she, because I'm not going to respect the shooter's pronouns. I'll give a fuck if you're trans. You're so quick to demonize white people when it happens, it was straight white, and cisgendered, but then when you get a taste of how it feels, it's like, oh, fuck, they don't feel too good. No, I don't. And furthermore, I would kill people to stop killing each other. I mean, fucking Christ. It's ridiculous. These poor kids are probably getting bullied too, man, and they didn't deserve what they got. They really didn't. It's horrible what happened. I hate mass shootings more than each other's help. There ain't no hope for us. Your higher power may regard her Jesus Christ. It doesn't really matter much to me. I hate mass shootings. I hate mass shootings more than I love guns and I would sacrifice my double barrel shotgun to end mass shootings and prevent the ones that have already happened. Including the N-Sikos, like I'm so over this shit dude. Happy birthday Cobra from BJ. Thank you BJ for your $15 dude. Happy birthday cups from Elo. Thank you for your $5 Eloie. That's… Oh, another donation too. For Angel… That's what's up. Thank you for your $2 donation. E-Loy. And then they say like the most fucked up heinous shit towards me thinking like oh we got Cobra It's like Cracker you literally just gave me a dollar to talk shit. That's not how bullying works. My trolls are fucking stupid So the fake Danny Brown donates one dollar and he says for I hope it's your last birthday you inward homosexual slur last birthday you n-word homosexual slur begins with an F A yeah yeah yeah I'm not gonna say that if I can help it but you know that's just fucked up dude you're jealous that Danny Brown's a fan of my videos and I and I got mad wrapping skills and how is that trolling me like it just shows you're a homophobic racist assole who's jealous of Cobra's fame. Hey Josh, please say, weenah for Wayland. Weena for Wayland, that sounds silly, YouTube. From Connor, happy birthday to the real-life Charlie. Who the fuck is that person? I don't know, thanks for your $5, dude. Loop, thank you for your $5. Happy birthday, Josh. Love your… from your friend, Josh. Love your, from your friend Kat, meow. Darn, thanks for your $1 to Cash Abra, that's what's up. Yes, shout out to Kelsey, that's what's up. In fact, I have some Bud Light Platinum, prove I really don't… It is what it is. You know Bud Light's doing that to appeal to the younger Gen Z, who's just turning 21 like, hey, hey, hey, she's…, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, mass shooting, suck, have a beer. Matt shooting suck have a beer. Instead of shooting people how about we have shots of Jack Daniels instead. Yeah, have you met my girlfriend Anne Heiser Bush? Yeah, we got a relationship. It's on the rocks. and Heisser Bush. Yeah, we got a relationship. It's on the rocks. Let's say what? She gives mean head and she's a real squatter too. I personally think Dylan Mulvani is full of shit but you know I personally think Dylan Mulvani is full of shit but you know so was my YouTube trolls so it is what it is I'm not gonna go out of my way to harass her because she hasn't done anything super terrible. Like I feel like mass shootings and shit like that should be the line in the sand. But what the fuck do I know? Budlike Platinum for 21 and up. Crack open a fresh beer for all these awesome donations and pour some out for the victims of all these shootings I'm so fucking over this shit dude. Jimmy thank you for your two dollars and 66 cents for our vaginas warm or cold happy birthday well listen here you sick it should be warm or warm or cold happy birthday well listen here you sick fuck it should be warm if they're not leave it alone fucking Jesus Christ with people dude. Happy birthday bro from Jason. Thank you dude for your five dollars. Appreciate it. See they're all hate comments you know. It's just some disgusting assholes who love to fuck with a 32 year old autistic. Skyler I think you figured two dollars. Happy birthday my Cobra God. Aw. that's what's up Skyla cheers that is a cult devotion my trolls don't have that they don't and it's glorious watching them squeal and squirm getting all jealous over Cobra you know like no shitting, dude. One of my trolls texted a picture of me. It was so badly fucking photoshopped, it was laughable. They photoshopped me to some like overweight dude with a tiny dick, and then they were pretending to be my fan. It was hilarious. Like, damn, Cobra Cobra you sexy stud. I responded with LLL wow that's just too god damn funny I blocked it dude it was like what the fuck is this shit? But you don't see me pulling don't crap because they do this crap. Fuck that. dude. Tyler, thank you for your one dollar hauler. For your stupid idiot, do you even have a job? Yes, I'm a famous youtuber, so thank you Tyler for contributing to my job, you stupid idiots. Yeah, that'll show Cobra. I want to call him an idiot and give him a dollar. Like, how does that work? That's not bullying. Like that kind of crazy bullshit means you need to be safely locked up, dude, because that's crazy talk. There were celebrities I dislike, so why the fuck would I give them any of my money? I'm telling you man, my trolls need a padded cell more than me and Ozzy do combined. I'm relatively sane compared to the fucking crazy world we live in dude. Jonathan, that's what's up dude, $4. Where can I get a circle of protection for myself, Cobs? Hell yeah, Jonathan, cheers. circle of protection for myself? Coaps. Hell yeah Jonathan Cheers, circle of protection dude. Appreciate you donating to the channel. I figured out why the fuck my mouse ain't working because it needs the wire on it's a little eh. It's one of those mouse as you plug into the side of your computer. Yeah. I'm like a planning if it's a little faulty. Okay, there we go. How's that bullying? Oh we show Cobra! Ah ha! Bullies aren't supposed to give the people they hate money. How does that work? It's no… it makes no damn sense, but I'm not complaining, you know. For Shana, to Justin… from Ian. from Ian. Cameron, thank you for your $10. Happy birthday, Coabs. Get some good food on me. Oh yeah, dude, always. Thank you. for being a bitch and taking down the video. Which one? Oh yeah, the one where my trolls tripped me into shouting out a fucking piece of shit. And I deleted it and apologized and re-read the shoutouts. I'm the bitch, but you're the one giving me the dollar, dude. I just made this donation my bitch. It's fucking hilarious, it's retarded, dude. Holy shit. Cobra hates sickos so let's bully him for it. Like who fucking has that mentality? It's retarded dude. Nicholas, thank you for your $40. Dude, that's fucking the most definitely what the fuck is up. Oh this is great. Lou, thank you for your $1 dollar for you. Better not go live and celebrate your birthday. Yeah, well, I'll take that $1 and use it to celebrate my birthday. Thank you for your donation. Better not watch my videos. Troll. Like, no one's forcing you to watch my fucking videos, dude. This is just like, the dumbest shit it's like I don't even get mad at it anymore dude I'm not the same little shit that I was in my parents basement like fuck off my night, fuck the trolls, yeah, fuck them dude, they're miserable. Jerry, my trolls are miserable. Huffing air duster is not something you should do, although I'll say it because it's the truth. That's more productive than my YouTube troll thought processing and you don't have to huff Air Duster to prove it. Antonio, think you figure $1. That's what's up. says for your sweet guitar penalty you made me doodie that makes total sense fucking trolls thank you William for your sweet guitar penalty you made me dude you need to mass produce that shit and fuck sicker penalty you made me dude dude You need to mass produce that shit And fucks it goes dude 100 You have a couple of PayPal donations too man and take care of those right quick I do appreciate the generosity of my fans supporting me even when I'm down and depressed Because the state of the world's fucked which depresses me more than my trolls to be honest my trolls at this point are just fucking laughable morons you know that's how it is so it is I want to force some blood like platinum into this like London Dry Gen and G-field watermelon combo deals poor a little bit of that in there like London Dry Jan and G-field watermelon combo deals. Just pour a little bit of that in there like that. Do it up. And repeat the gin and tonic drink combo, what was like, some Bud Light Platinum. So there you go. Have a little bit of a little stank on it. YouTube. Can crush. Get you so! Like I get why Bud Light's trying to put Dylan Novani of all fucking people on the cans but it's like it was just like it be like if Skittles came out with a gay commercial which they'd be nothing wrong with it but like you know at some point people would be like you're trying to hard I support the rainbow but I don't want to taste it a lot of people have disliked Dylan Novani it could be just because they're transphobic or because Dylan Lovani is a piece of shit who knows it's all they then he's a piece of shit who knows it's all they then she he said whatever he said whatever he said he said he said whatever he said whatever I he said whatever I he said whatever I he said whatever I he said whatever I he said whatever I he said whatever I he said whatever I he said whatever I he said whatever I he said whatever I he said whatever I he said whatever I he said whatever I he said whatever I he said whatever I he said whatever I he said whatever I he said whatever I he said whatever I he said whatever I he said whatever I he said whatever I he said whatever I he said whatever I he said whatever I he said whatever I he said whatever I he said whatever I he said whatever I he said whatever I he said whatever I he said whatever I he said whatever I he said whatever I he said whatever I he said whatever I he said whatever I he said whatever I he said whatever I he said whatever I he said whatever I he said he said he said whatever I he said he said he said he said he said whatever I he said he said whatever I he said he said he said he said he said he said he said he said he said he said he said he said he said whatever I he said he said he said he said he said he said he said he said he said he said he said he said he said he said he said he said he said he said he said he said he said he said he said he said he said he said he said he said he said he said he said he said he said he said he said he said he said he said he said he said he said he said he said he said he said he said he said he said he said he said he said he said he said he said he said he said he said he said he said he said could be just because they're transphobic or because Dylan Love They Needs a piece of shit? Who knows? It's all they then, she, he said, whatever. I don't care. But there are millions of people out there. And a very small percentage of these people go through, you know. I think Dylan Lovelline is annoying personally speaking, because it's like if Dilla Novani's cup size were a musical note, it'd be an A-flat. Anyone? No? Okay. Jokes aside though. Oh shit though. Look at that carbonation. That's cool. Ooh, it's like a science experiment. Nah! I don't have any problems with her. I just think she's annoying. And I don't go out of my way to harass her because I think she's annoying, I just think she's annoying. And I don't go out of my way to harass her because I think she's annoying. Because unlike my YouTube trolls, I'm fucking mature. It's just… And every day in the news, it's trans, trans, and as you comment on or say anything, whether it's positive or negative, you get called it get called a transfer but it's fucking irritating it is it's irritating it's like look look look look look look look look look look what happened in Tennessee was fucking bullshit fuck that karts I get wanting to like hurt your enemies but what the fuck did those victims do to deserve that? Not a damn thing except ironically go to the same school. Like it's stupid dude. The whole thing is fucking stupid. That looks like a watermelon and tonic with this Budway Platinum. It's like tuna drink combos in one fucking video. Now for the record I do support trans people but not when they're doing crap like this. You can fucking kiss my assburgers with that shit. All it's gonna do is create more hate for LGBTQ it didn't do anything like why you shouldn't transition kids before they're 18 and you know wait till they've gone through puberty because look what happens the body can't take the sudden shock of hormonal changes. I'm not here to dump on trans people, but… and you shouldn't let this affects your view of them. It's gonna be hard dude because this is just like when you have that one autistic asshole who does some fuck Elliot Rogers, dude. So I kind of know the feeling. It's like, hey, I'm autistic, I'm not like that piece, fuck him, dude. Not all autistic or like a nasty stereotype that… like hey I'm autistic I'm not like that piece fuck him dude not all autistic's are like that that's like a fucking nasty stereotype that I've had to deal with because I have aspergers and I'm like fuck that shit fuck mass shootings dude and as a male it's just like oh oh okay, the stereotypes that exist for men, oh yeah. Fuck that shit. Look at that shit. COVID-MATE. What a fucking Pussy. And I'm like, yeah, this is G-field that my fucking fan sent me. So, what the fuck's your deal? You don't have people sending you free G-U-field, bud. Like I tell my trolls, dude, suck my dick harder. I don't want to affect me. I refuse let these fuckers ruin my life, man. I enjoy my birthday month. That shit, you know. Yeah. What ruined it for me was the shooting, to be honest. That's real talk, man. That shit was so heartbreaking, dude. Like, life is so bitterly depressing. all you can do is live for the good moments, you know. It should be illegal to kill sickos, to be honest. You want to stop mass shootings? Put x-rays and metal detectors and stuff of that nature. You know, like metal detectors and stuff of that nature. You know, like metal detectors and arm guards would be enough. And then make it legal to kill pedophiles and shit, I guarantee you that keeps her kid safe and he gets rid of sickos. How does that a bad deal? You walk into a sportsman's warehouse and get yourself a sicko hunting license that's good for a good minimum 45 plus years. First time offenders are chemically castrated and sentenced to a minimum of 10 years plus behind bars. Maximum should be 40. And then when they were released from jail, if they do it again, you put on a hunter or fentry list. You know, the S.O. list used to tell you what the fuck the person was on there for. So if you had some asshole who was a little too drunk and got caught peeing at 4 o'clock in the morning outside, nobody saw up with the cop and the cop was just being a dick about it. It's a stereotype fuck that shit. Anyways, long story short, you know, fuck sick goes to for that matter. Anyways…… Gotta pay me from Customized Girl that's what's up I appreciate all the support from the Patreon and the customized girl that's what's up and by if you want to buy an Audrey Hales a cunt t-shirt you know the one I'm talking about referencing. I'll the link it in the description box. Well thank you Lauren for your five cents, I appreciate that. Everyone's got their two cents and their five cents, you know how I go're $10, I think if you're $10. I'll have the $10. I'll have the King Cobra. Could you play or listen to Machine by… Born of… Orsurus. Love the content, bro. I'll help Coberton. Thank you, thank you. Yes, I'll give it to listen when I can. I appreciate the generosity of my fans. And we can use Cobra cult to spread, you know, peace and shit, dude. Like smoke weed. Cobras are not aggressive unless they're cornered, and that should be a namistay, like human feeling, you know. Ryan, thank you for your $1,000, he says, what's up, Cobes, thanks for your $1 holler, he says, what's up, Cobes, thanks to you, I got some tactical soap, that's what's up. And he says his of age wife Can't keep her hands off of him It's most definitely what's up. That's what I like to hear. Can you toss a circle of protection on your of age wife? Elena Yeah, say circle protection for Elena. That's what's up. She is sick with her period. Oh, that's a bitch. Checking my male privilege is just like, hey man, you know, you two men don't have to deal with periods. They're saying about simping, it's just about being sympathetic. There's a difference. If men had periods, we would fucking hate it, dude. But let's just be real. Let's just be fucking real. Yeah, basically, if you were a trans woman, you're basically a female without a uterus, or a working mammary glance. If you can acknowledge that, I won't call you she, whatever, but I'm not going to respect your fucking pronouns if you're a fucking inhuman cut. I don't care what you are, fuck you if you do that shit. You know, fuck man shootings, man. You know, fuck man shootings man. Joseph, thank you for your $1. I thought I told you not to go live boy. Well, see Joseph, here's the thing, I really are sad fucking life and no one's forcing you to watch my videos. Troll. That's my point exactly right there, man. Like, how is that trolling? Like how is that trolling? Jacob, it was epic. Like words cannot describe how fucking perfect my birthday was. I got to see Cradle of Phil Fly, which is one of my favorite bands. You know, Danny Philth is my idol next to Ozzy Osbourne. and seen the line for the first time with so many other amazing bands with them, was just perfect. I had my tactical soap on and chicks were like in the way I smell. I noticed it too. I didn't have to try to get laid once chicks got a whiff of the soap. They were like they were of age, you know, they were they come closely. Oh, I like the way you smell. Hey. Yes. So Gavin I guess gave me some money here 71 cents it's pronounced LeCran and not Lecrane you ugly fat-lipped bastard. Hey man it doesn't matter how you pronounce it they make good cheese potato potato man Gavin has no life. And thanks for watching my cooking videos man and donate into the PayPal Your life is Saturday than my drinking. Oh one second Nicholas Campbell with the two dollars This donut-totok shit had me rolling dude. I was like, stop! You're so full of fucking shit! Oh my god, right, trolls and fucking losers, dude! Like I didn't stop eating Doritos because Doritos made a gay commercial. I'm not going to stop drinking Bud Light just because they support dealing more vainy. Like that's the whole thing of it. They're just trying to appeal to Gen Z who's 21 and up. It's nothing wrong with that. And it's like, okay, so trans people are getting some shit right now for this crap. So like, here's a more positive light. And the one person they pick is like the least convincing, but that's not my point. One of the least convincing but that's not my not my points That's just mean co-ground like yeah, well it is what it is. We're all getting bullied aren't we? I got bullied for being the Goth kid in high school. I get bullied for being the Goth adults. I listen to Cradle of Filt. What the fuck are you 12? And I'm like, no? I'm 32. What the fuck's your deal? I don't judge you for the fucking music you listen to, man. I don't. It's fucking stupid. Ozzy Osbong, Cradle of Philth and Hammer Faller, like my top three, dude. And people look at me like, I'm some kind of poser and I'm just like, I love Black Sabbath too and the Beatles and on. I'm just like, well, you know what, that's your fucking problem, dude. I'm not trying to impress anybody. I'm not going to that's your fucking problem dude it's not mine I'm not trying to impress anybody I'm not gonna conform to your fucking agenda I'm doing my thing dude what the fuck's your deal segue because you're gonna get a kick out of this A little bit of that tonic water out there man. If you're not an alcoholic beverage, I like this brand of tonic water. They also have things like liquid death and you know all that sort of thing. But this has been made since 1872, so it's established in vintage tradition friends. And you don't need alcohol to do it but like it's pretty refreshing. I like the bottomless fancy. It kind of looks like alcohol wink wink wink. Makes the same clinky noise when you clink it. And you could probably spray like a Bud Light if you wanted to. That beer trick I do is quite fun though, isn't it? You know some transphobic assole who drinks Budlides going to be so fucking butt hurt over this? Like, oh, well that tears and I'm switching to Budwiser. Eh. I don't look at them and like, look at him or whoever, saying that dumb shit. And I'm like, you do realize his army, it's Budliding and Budwiser and both made by the Anheiser Bush Company, you fucking dumb son of a bitch. It d'oeuv. Maybe it's a testing gauge. We put Dilla Novani on the fucking can of Bud Light, so if you get drunk enough she starts looking pretty. Either you're into trans people or you've had too much to drink. So this Nicholas Campbell on my PayPal donated two dollars with the most radical story ever you you got to hear this this tall tale this is quite delicious he says him and his wife washed a few of King Cobra JFS gender relations videos together and that it ruined their marriage and she cheated on him so she cheated on her and now he got an STD and it burns his dick when he peas. Oh I hope your dick keeps burning your piece of shit. If your wife cheated on you because of that, that's bullshit. Because if you watch my gender relation rants, yeah, I can be a little shit when I go off on my rants. I'll give you that. But it comes from a good place of just trying to help women and men understand each other so that like gender communication is just as simple as breathing and that women and men are on the same page that even though they have different things that segregate and separate us that doesn't have to divide us, you know. It shouldn't just be about feminism, it should be about gender equality. Now if you follow King Cobra, you know, what's up?, what's up? There are four genders, male, female, female, and then… It shouldn't just be about feminism, it should be about gender equality. Now if you follow King Cobra, you know what's up, there were four genders, male, female, trans, and non-Hermafordites. Non-binary is not a gender because they don't conform to labels. Yeah, ironically, that's a label, which you're doing your thing, thing you know I'm not here to judge I got bullied for being into cobras in cradle of filth in high school you know and Osi Osbourn and all that and I don't fucking care I'm still doing it because it's just to him you know, I like Credal Philz Osyas, born in Cobras so what? Big deal. I'm autistic. Kiss my assburgers trans. That's stupid. You're doing your thing, you know? That's the whole fucking point. And it's so exasperating when you see these cis-gendered transphobes. That just feels, that just fuels the fire for cis-hate. You know, it's a circle upon itself if you really think about it. If you got whites and yourself as a person, don't go out of your way to be a dick to somebody unless they're really going out of their way to be a dick to you. That's kind of how I've been with my trolls for the last 10 years. I give them a small taste of their own fucking medicine and they scurry away like cowardly assholes. I could spend all day harassing my trolls or I could write like some Stephen King type shit about like a Jean Splice Cobra that you know. I'm like I don't write a fucking novel to be honest like a scary novel. I like snakes. And having like that kind of autistic flare for creativity, I could write some really cool shit. I got the basis for it down, you know. People are going to critique it, it doesn't matter. The fans like it cool, and I haven't published if I could, once I finished it. Nicholas Campbell's a country. Man, if you and your wife are cheating on each other, because if you watch in Cobra's gender relation videos, I'm like dude! Dudes, rock them tactical self-products, just more like an alpha male for your lady friend. And to better understand women or the opposite sex, you must first ask yourself the question how would it feel to be in their shoes? or the opposite sex, you must first ask yourself the question, how would it feel to be in their shoes? When you ask yourself that question, I'm like, man, when you hear women complaining about childbirth and periods and all the crap that women have to go through, you're like, yeah, it's why I like being a dude and I'm sympathetic towards your needs. I'm the kind of dude, that's my girlfriend's on her period. Hold on. Oh. Cheesecake from scratch. Okay, she wants a chocolate, strawberry swirl cheesecake. You make it from scratch. Grab her feet in her neck while she's eating it, pop a bottle of some pink champagne, get some of that good weed, you know, to help with the cramps, wash out. in the good weed, you know, to help with the cramps, watch out. And if she wants to cuddle with you and watch Twilight, even though you're like, dude, real vampires don't sparkle in the fucking god damn sun. Bloody hell it makes your girlfriend happy so hey there you go. Love me Bella. I sparkle her son. Blub blah blah blah blah blah blah. No. Thank you James for your $10. Hey big guy could you cast some chaos magic? I'm sorry to hear it. If it's legit then Karma will catch up to them. If it's not no, you know. You gotta be careful of what you do with magic because what goes around comes around. That's how it is in the witch's circle, dude. Karma's a bitch like that. James, thank you for your $5.32. Happy birthday, Cobes! Fuck the Troas from… Love from Ashton! Thank you Ashton for your donation, bro! That's pretty sweet. I got a couple new t-shirts on customized girls. Well, three new t-shirts. I got a Power to the People t-shirt that is crisp. Black flame delight my green smoke. Power to the people. It's got a Ponteleta Penegranate piece on them like in that. Then I got a Fuck mass shootings t-shirts. right there. Another one that's a bit more savage and it says Audrey Hale is a cut crazy unattractive nasty twat and the back of it says fuck mass shootings if you'd like to get your hair on this spicy t-shirt I'll put a link to it in the comments below. Because what happened at that fucking, excuse me, in Christian school was disgusting. I almost said Catholic, well to me it's all the same because they all worshipped Jesus. But that's beside the point. As a Satanist, I don't care if they worshipped Jesus, that act was so fucking disgusting. That goes against my religion regardless of what you pray to because again quoting Ozzy Osbournes dreamer it doesn't really matter much to me what your higher power is or power to get higher as Marilyn Manson once famously said okay This very petit is tasting. The fan set me free nicotine vapes on occasion. I've got a banana one I'm going to get into. When this one dies and worms out of one time use full battery no need to charge it just hit it and go you know I don't hear what the colors are man because colors don't define anything they're just colors just like clothes and makeup don't define anything we're just clothes and makeup and that's the problem with our society dude. Back in my day, people would call me a sissy boy and a tranny and a fagget because I wear goth makeup and I'm cisternered straits of age women, you know. And it's stupid. That's why I don't bully trans people because it got used against me as an insult so I can't begin to imagine what these people go through dude. On that same note if you're going to abuse your privilege as a trans person and pull some really fucking heinous shit I'm not going to respect your fucking pronouns and that's a fucking fair ground to be on. If you're a trans person, you want people to support trans rights, then fucking don't respect the assholes who are ruining it for your movement. Jesus fucking Christ, you're so desperate for approval, it's disgusting. And I don't blame you, because that's everyone, dude. Everyone's so desperate for fucking approval. And it's like, quick, what people think about you man, just do your thing. As long as you're a decent person who gives a shit. I bought another bottle of this tonic water, that's fucking good man. minimal water on points. That's fucking good man. Man with water on point. I did a couple of Bud Light Platinums in the fridge but this will be enough to cap the video and pass out on. I have a couple of Bud Light Platinums left in the fridge for later. Good thing about, you know, people see me drink on camera and they think, oh he's not cutting down. It's like, you don't see what I go through off camera so fuck you. There was a benefit to cutting down on alcohol you can make it last longer and you get buzz quicker and it's cheaper. And overall better for your kidneys. He said while drinking G-fuel mixed with London dry gin. Cheers you fucking assholes. Oh yeah, I can feel the vape on camera and drinking alcohol. Oh jeez, 21 and up. What a piece of shit. And I'm like, really. Okay, so I can poke fun at people, but I can also take the piss out of myself, you know, and people take the piss out of me all the time. You don't see me doing stupid shit to prove a point. I just shoot my mouth off instead, because that seems to work better than… because it gets the point across without having to, you know, line in the sand. No, it wouldn't matter because if Bud Light featured my sister to destroy whites of age artistic male ass They'd be accused of being a traditionalist and you're supporting the patriarchy in the assholes So it's like man people are so opinionated about everything anymore. It's just irritating this shit I'm like you know what drink your Bud Light if Light. If you like Bud Light, drink Bud Light. You like Bud Wiles or drink Bud Wiser, shut the fuck up about it. Be honest. I'm not that picky really when it comes to beer, you know? I really am not. It's like a regular TV show that happens almost every day. It's like, dude, this guy is dedicated to entertaining his fans. And some of the should I say, I'll admit, can come off as controversial when I'm in airies. So it comes from a good heart, you know. That doesn't excuse anything though, Mr. Cobra. As always I do appreciate the fans support me and my t-shirts and my donations and all that in tactical soap. I need to get some more wand wood and make some more wands for Etsy as soon as I can. I will. I am going to be making cool taste of wand. He wanted a wand with a blue handle and a green blade. I can make that happen, Captain. The trolls are so mad at that too. It's like, okay, Cool Taste and Cobra have their own separate issues. They're both disabled. You know, it'll be really funny if we've got a bunch of disabled people to find each other, because our wives are so fucking miserable, that that's what we need to entertain ourselves. My trolls are fucking losers. You heard me on Crystal Robert Stream. And I warn cool taste. I'm like, as soon as you stop trying to fight me on YouTube and accept my friendship, I'm not trying to start anything kind of thing. The trolls will fucking turn on you. He didn't believe me, and then one day he just contacted me. He was like, dude. I didn't believe me and then one day he just contacted me he was like dude I didn't realize he's asshole or rashy every day and I'm like yeah dude it's disgusting. You might get mad at COBRA for some of the controversial shit I say but it's like… My trolls are fucking more depraved than anything I've said on this video and that's the gen docking You know, you don't have to donate, it's greatly appreciated if you do. If you want to contribute to the Cobra Channel, buy some merch for my customized girl's shop and make unisects items, which means I call it eunuchender because gender and sex are difference. That inclusive language that manipulates society is disgusting in my opinion. Gender is what you are, male, female, trans, not binary is not a gender, so it's hermaphrodites, that kind of, whatever. If you don't want to count hermaphrodite as a gender, then it's male female trans. But you can't say that. That just gives, makes it easy for everyone. You know what I'm saying? But now these people don't even want to be called trans because who knows? Their logic is, I can't understand it. I'm not a support the right causes. Who knows? Their logic is… I can't understand it. I'm not a bigots. I try to support the right causes. And once some fucked-up shit happens, I'm like, no, man, this ain't right. Nope. I was having the best fucking march. I'm like, I kind of began to imagine what it's like for the other side, dude. I'm like, I kind of began to imagine what it's like for the other side, dude. I'm like, no, dude. That mass shooting legitimately killed my mood for March more than the trolls did. My trolls were so fucking mad. I got to see Cradle of Filth Live. They were so fucking pissed, it was so obvious, ruling their sad fucking lives. You know, and I'm like, ah, and I'm just enjoying my, and then I hear the news and I'm like, here we fucking go again. Enough of the mass shootings, God damn it. Fock patrols, I'm putting together a sweet care package for a YouTubeer I like to watch. I'm not going to give their name out. I don't want to draw too much attention to it, but it's going to be sweet. It's going to include a very pretty rechargeable plasma lighter. There's some tactical soap and cigarettes and a little bit of, you know, because COBRA is awesome like that. And unless YouTube content creators gotta stick up for each other, you know. of once he realized what the fuck was going on he was like I don't want no part of this your trolls are fucking miserable cobra I'm like yeah no shit I did cool taste, I respect that, you got to get medication. I had offered him a Bud Light Platinum, but he was like, man, I probably shouldn't, because, you know, I did cool taste. I respect that. You got to give medication as soon as you leave here. I get that. Now a lot of people are reaching out like Cobra takes a big man to do what you did and that's awesome. Keep doing your thing. And I'm like, yeah man, it's no big deal, you know. It's just life. You gotta find your friends and ignore your enemies. You're always gonna have haters no matter what you do, YouTube. The reason why you shouldn't mix alcohol, which you feel, because it creates a Jaeger bomb, a Jaeger bomb effect, caffeine, like a stimulant with alcohol's depressants, and I don't care, it tastes good. This, uh, Cobra makes some fucking bomb-ass food and drink combos and it's all original. I'm not copying someone else and yet everyone loves to copy me as she shows you unpopular. I don't even really get to me anymore. I'm like it's stupid dude. Everything to a point is stupid. And regards to my trolls and the way society is. It's just, it's all stupid, you know. I'm not trying to be negative about it, but it's the truth. I don't gotta like dedicate my life to harassing my trolls to get even. You know, I'd rather work on my new album. Or like it better a guitar. at guitar or like come up with some wacky drink combo food combination like hey man this guy's just doing his thing like what the fuck is wrong with these people Fuck the trolls and fuck the sickos. Cheers. Cheers.