smoking a cigar

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How's it going, YouTube? Gotta sell the cigar from the Psycho Cigar Company. I already got a cut, this is a roach I had from the other day. I like talking the occasional cigar, YouTube, how's it going? two of those are gone. Check this out, YouTube. I like my women, I like my cigars, of age, wet, and fucking gas prices. You know? Give me a car rock and fart and shit in the tank. I'll save me a couple bucks. Hey YouTube, did you hear about the horse who became a key maker? Yeah, he called his business horse locks and keys. Fucking ridiculous. Now, cigars are also bad their fucking mind YouTube, you know what I'm saying? Getting leg extensions, so they break your bones and they add like these metal rods to your bones so you can be four feet taller. No, people are losing their fucking minds YouTube. You just gotta be happy with how tall you are. You know, get some fucking elevator shoes for fuck's sake. Did you hear about my girlfriend, YouTube? Jackie Daniels? Yeah, we got our relationship, but it's on the rocks. I seen a chick walking outside the grocery store, I said nice cans. Call me a fucking pervert, you know when I said I was talking about the cans of bugline, honey. Where's favorite rock band? I heard it was Ghost. And some of the jokes like that, YouTube, which you call a Josh joke. I bought like two of them the other day. They were definitely doing a trick. That's a good cigar. What's the K person's two favorite bands? The Rolling Stones and Stone Temple Pilots. Oh, geez. Fucking one liners dude just cutting like I cut farts. You might be from Wyoming if your truck has more lift than Pamela Anderson's boobs boobs. Yeah, sir, you might be from Wyoming if your truck has more lift than Pamela Anderson's boobs. Yes, sir. You might be from Wyoming if you need a technician to drive your pickup truck. You might be from Wyoming if you met your future ex-wife at the rodeo. You might be from Wyoming if you've almost gotten bit by a rattlesnake while pissing in the woods camping. You know, Wyoming, we got two seasons. Winter and construction. Anyways, you too. I gotta take a mad leak. Appreciate you on watching the cigar video.