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surstromming challenge

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Good fine evening, fellow YouTubeers. We're back at it with another video. Now, we've stumbled upon something glorious. A fan package has arrived. Wonder where it could be. Yeah, buddy. Walk on to another King Cobra JFS fan mail on boxing. We got ourselves our trustee pocket knife. Yeah buddy. We're going to open the box and see what's inside it. and see what's inside it. I can't give my address a way to just anyone because in the past I've had trolls send me some really really dumb shit, you know, and… Because they want to see me on box fan mail on camera, so they prank me with some stupid dumb shit. It's just really, really immature shit, you know. But then again, I'm used to people fucking with me YouTube. So what do you do? People fuck with you, you learn to fight back, because they're not going too far. This is from Jank. So thank you Jank, for the bad-ass care package. I wonder where it could be. Cut her open and let's see. We got some Jeff peanut butter. Jeff peanut butter is delicious. Ooh, it's the creamy one too. Creamy or crunchy, I like them both. Oh, what do we have here, ladies and gents? We got some shooters. Looky there. Doctor……… We got some shooters. Looky there. Dr. McGuckett… Not quite sure I pronounce that. 99 proof root beer. Rum Shada shot. Rum Shada is quite delicious and then of course another 99 proof. Peanut butter whiskey. Who did 99? And proof made that flavor. Now that looks delicious. So we got a couple of interesting flavors to the table. It looks like, oh yes, and we got one more thing. A bag of goodies. Oh, oh. We got some spicy, some curvy chicken. Hell yeah, I smell cooking videos baby. Sweets. Yeah, I smell cooking videos, baby. Sweet. Is this what I think it is? Ha-ha. This looks like the Shastromi. It said to be arriving Saturday. This looks like the sastromi. They said to be arriving Saturday This is how I know it wasn't gonna be a troll package because my fans What talking to me about me doing this challenge on YouTube where I eat some sastromming? Which is basically a really salty fish that they serve in Sweden. It's this viral challenge everyone's doing. It seems how I like sardines and fishy food why not do it. We got some curry chicken. Ooh it looks delicious. I'm gonna put the peanut butter in the curry chicken up. I want to do this just rolling challenge Fuck yes Ha ha, that's fucking funny. Ha ha ha. That's too fucking funny, YouTube. I set this to stormy down on my chair and it goes flying off of it. Ha ha! Oohy, I gotta be careful fucking with a Norwegian board. I can feel the energy, it feels powerful. I'll put it to you this way YouTube. It was a nice day outside. So I decided to go for a walk. As I was going for a walk, mining my own business, I happened to walk by a church and this mother was carrying their kid into said church. I'm not going to say which one because it's irrelevant. And the lady just scolded at me and said, oh that's King Cobra, I hate his videos. said, oh that's King Cobra, I hate his videos. So basically I got harassed for no reason. And I said, well, that's all right because I decided to bring my Owegee board to the church that was harassing me and summon a demon. Which one you asked? I used zoo zoo, because that's the one that was used in the experts this trillologies. Oh yeah I got some strumming that's what's up. And normally I don't go that far with it but but all I'm doing is going for a walk and mining my own business. And you got your kid insulting me along with you. It's just like, okay, you know what? I want to put an end to it. So I brought my Owegee board on the said church ground with one of my wands. I didn't care how many exorcisms it would take for them to get rid of it. I think I made my point. What you know, I don't care if you were a church school or not. If anybody watches me on YouTube, you know, I'm autistic, I like bell towers and clock towers and all that sort of shit, and Casper's got a couple of them. But, um, that's as far as it goes. I don't go out on my way to harass others unless they harass me. I thought that was too funny though. I said this can on the chair and walk away to dispose of the empty box and the bag goes flying off the chair. Now once I got done doing that summoning I closed the Owegee board, set it back in my apartment. And yeah, you gotta be careful when you're fucking with demons. That's like, ooh! You're a practitioner of demon magic, that's cool. I like you. You seem chill. Or… It could be the ghost in my apartment. One of the two. It could be my tai Chi, there's another explanation for that. Yes. And you know what you too, I've had so many people in this town trying to shove Christianity or some form of Jesus worship in my face and I've always been very polite and I've said no thank you. That I make I'm like the one I'd make for my edsey on me and you know they see the one they just scoff at me like I'm an idiot You know I have people personally Go off and accuse my religion of being a bunch of you know, I'm saying and I just look at I'm gonna ignore them because it works for me We got it YouTube the like a tr, like I try on this otherwise, so we can see it better. Yeah, it's just, it's just Swedish fish from, it's called, uh, Sir Stromming's Fillers. They say this smell is gonna be like really fucking bad but it's supposed to be like a delicacy and Sweden. Shout out to the Casper Police Department. I saw them do that challenge on YouTube and they look so grossed out by it. I was like bro, I to try this challenge for YouTube one of my fans sent me the video and I was like dude that's sick I got I got to try that challenge So one of my fans sent me a can of those strongings. A couple of shooters to go with it. I got the can here just in case I puked. Although I like eating sardines in a can so this will be interesting. And of course the very fun process of fucking with a can opener. Oh joy, you know how much fun I have with that on YouTube All right, so, you know, it's 2020 and they have yet to invent a can opener that's not a pain they asked to use. You squeeze it the wrong way. And you sit there and do circles with it and it doesn't do shit, but dent the can. So you unbuckle it and then you unbuckle it on backwards doesn't do shit, but dent the can. So you unbuckle it and then you, oh shit, it's on backwards. So you clamp it the other way and you kind of get it open and it's like, no. You want my idea for a can opener that has like a little, laser attached to it and it's just hot enough to cut the can open but not burn your skin just hot enough to make it dent and cut it open but not you know make it tiny enough or it really wouldn't burn your skin but it would be like a little on an electro that spins around a circle just like zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz I mean, fuck, we can make a car that drives itself, but we can't make a God-dam can open, and it's not a pain in the ass to use. It's hugely. If we do this, this storming challenge, I think we're going to make ourselves a drink combo here. Should I mix all of these shooters into one glass and drink it to go with the fish? Would that be freaking nuts or would that be freaking nuts? And there's a lot of alcoholic shots here. Yeah buddy. Kind of read them all off as we throw them in there. It's probably going to taste weirdish, but we're going to mix them all together anyway, because this is the kind of crap that entertains my fans. Like he's eating just storming. Oh, dude. Yep. I'm actually really happy that the eBay auction that I was trying to to smoke in tobacco in it. But needless to say, this is going to be entertaining, I'm sure, watching King Cobra, JFS, Eastmps, Stromming. I'm actually really happy that the eBay auction that I was trying to do for charity was successful. And, um, yeah. that I was trying to do if a charity was successful. And yeah, now I'm going to do a bad-ass YouTube challenge. This has been all over YouTube apparently. People eat these shurraming. I'm not quite sure you pronounce… I'm not quite sure you pronounce… I think I'm saying that right? Yeah. Basically it's really stinky fish. Yeah, the gist of it. Louie. I went camping for a bit which was nice despite being rained on and the people I was camping with having to deal with drama. You know it's weird because you escape social media to get away from drama. There's so much other in the world that… I don't know. Now when I got swatted I was kind of pissed because that was a huge waste because that was a huge waste of not only the police department's time but Casper taxpayer money. I didn't give a fuck that they were harassing me. because by now if… of not only the police department's time but Casper taxpayer money. I didn't give a fuck that they were harassing me because by now if you're if you've gone to what I go through, you know what I'm saying? Then, um, you kind of get used to it. You know the stupid reason I got swatted and what the trolls said to do that horrific thing just proves that there's way too much pressure in our society to get laid. And that, and that, um, you know, patience is a virtue. You wear some tactical soap and you treat the ladies right. It's your job as a man to protect a woman. That's not to say she can't do it, but… Oohooey. Four shots of four different alcoholic beverages. I am 29 going on 30 so I am old enough to consume alcohol on camera for YouTube although YouTube just had a stink about smoking tobacco out of your pipe and drinking alcohol like ugh, you know. That's why I ate restrictive video. But with me starting to get like 14, 15,000 subs. And it's gonna probably go up after eating this just on me. I'll try to eat the whole can on camera, no promises. Because of that as a big can a fish. I like fishing a can to be honest. I've had anchovies before I ever can. And then bastards are salty. They go good on pizza. I like anchovy pizza so hey you know. Happy Monday to all of you out there. So I've been using the God of War pheromone beard oil, which leaves your beard feeling really soft and smelling good for the ladies. And trust me, I don't have to get laid to know it works. Oohy, I'm going to open this over the can and dump some of that juice into the garbage can because I don't want, I have just strombing juice all over my clothes. I just got back from camping, I took a shower, put clean clothes on. I don't want to smell like just drawing. I don't know if I can just get past the smell of it then I'm sure it'll be pretty damn tasty. Yep. Yeah. And normally I don't go out of my way to harass people who worship Jesus because they do it to me all the time. It's only shit like where you're going to go to hell for what you do. And I say, thanks, you're going to go to heaven and have a nice day and it fucks with them. Couple smokes with that cigarette but tobacco. Oh, yeah, it's harsh. Yeah, buddy. And right now they got a lot of shit to deal with, so if they don't catch the fucker who did it right away, they will eventually. Actually, I'm not going to let some dickhead who got me swatted twice. The first time wasn't as bad as the second time. I've actually been swatted twice. The first time wasn't as bad as the second time. what it is. So as they catch that fucker, who we… I'm finally dealing with the pandemic and all the bullshit, you know, that comes with the pandemic. Speaking of the pandemic, hope you all are staying safe in this quarantine. If you're stuck in quarantine. The campground was over by the Johnson factory, as like a river next to where that area is open for camping. And it's free which helps just got to keep it clean and don to fry an egg out there man. Really? So I'm going to grab a cup. Ewing. So you got a… Ewing. So you got a lot of our Cobour Brewing Company from Texas glass right here. Well, the glass is at the fan, since., since……, the fan, since……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… our cobra bruing company from Texas glass right here. Well the glass is at the fan scent. Pretty sweet. We're going to mix all the shots of alcohol into one glass. Read each one. Try a little sip of it and drink it as a drink combo. And now I'll grab a fork at these instances drawing. Swedish Salty canned fish. I got some 99 proof root beer. Some of these have actually had, the 99 proof root beer is actually pretty good. One time, actually for my birthday, I got this big old party container of different little shooters and, oh yeah, they're good. Hold up. Oh, that's good. Mmm. You know what that tastes like? That tastes like, um, those A&W root beer hard candies that you get. You know what I'm talking about? It's like A&W root beer with alcohol. It looks good. Did, that's good. You just, you dump it in there. So thank you, Jank, for setting the sweet care package. My UT fans were talking to me about having me do this strumming challenge for YouTube. I did not know they were going to also include a little bit of alcohol to go with it. So in true kinkover fashion let's do a drink combo. This I'm presuming is a peppermint shnop of some sorts. with it. Rum Chana is really good with alcohols for adults 21 or older. Unless you're in Europe or other parts of the world, but… Rum Chana is really good with eggnog and Jack Daniels, Tennessee honey, I tell you what. He mixed those three together and you sprinkle in some hot cocoa mix. A drop of clean and cherry in that bitch and microwave it. Oohooee. The alcohol that is so strong that microwaveing is just enough to warm it up. It's not going to kill the content of the alcohol too much. But it's enough to like season up your, yeah. I've actually done that combination and it's freaking delicious. Mine is the cherry in it it but I it, unfortunately. But that rompchana is delicious, dude. It tastes like Cine mineral icing with a hint of cherry. Oh. With all that in there with the root beer. With all that in there with the root beer. I might try it as I'm mixing it because that actually looks really good. Hold up. Oh, that burns like a bitch, but that's tasty. Rum Chata, 99-proof root beer. Yeah. Oh yeah, you throw some root beer snob since the vanilla ice cream and a little bit of A&W root beer. Hit crushed ice, put it in a blender and hit Threpé, you'd have an adult root beer float. So damn good. You'd be sitting there sipping on that on a hot summer's day. Oh, this one right here is peanut butter whiskey flavored 99 proof. Which peanut butter with root beer and the rum shot I mean and that actually sounds interesting. But mixing it with menthol I don't know about that. I might say that for a victory shot after I do the the Schistrumming Challenger. Yeah. Make to be fair I do like Sardines. I've seen other bad-assas attempting this challenge on YouTube I'm like bro, if they're reacting to it like that I gotta try this. And then one of my fans says yeah we're gonna send it to you so just hang tight it'll be there Saturday. It'll be there Saturday. It's now Monday, early morning, cheers. caramel with hints of peanut butter and like a slight bite of butter scotch. Yep, that would be the accurate description of this here adult beverage. 99 proved burns like a bitch because it's strong alcohol that tastes good. I'll throw it in the cup, shall we? You know, I want to mix the other one in there with it just because I can. We'll give that a second, I want to try that before I mix it with the menthol. Because the menthol is probably going to make it taste weird as fuck. But Shastroming is a weird as fuck fish and this is the internet crazy. People are all about it right now. So I'll jump on this bandwagon to entertain you cool cobras so subscribe for more. I do appreciate what my fans do for me even if you're just turning into watch a video. 99 proof root beer 99 proof peanut butter whiskey mixed with a little bit of rum shot off. whiskey mixed with a little bit of rum chata. This by itself, dude that is super fucking dang. Ooh wait that's got a complexity of taste. The cinnamon roll taste from the rum chata actually compliments the butter scotchaste in the 99 proof. You just wave a flavor that that by itself is pretty freaking good now I'll try to shout of that mentholi sort of shooter right there and see how that do I'll try a taste of it and see how it dances on the taste buds it's probably gonna be weird as shit but then again this is extra-strumming challenge video so yeah we're a drink combo for a weird challenge why not Not quite sure you pronounce it. Although it seems kind of ironic, they're calling it Dr. MacGilla Cutty's mental-ment liqueur. Just with the doctor ordered. Well, it seems kind of ironic because most doctors tell you just slow down on alcohol and, um, yeah. I'll slow down as I get older. I'm not going to like, drink heavily all the time because that would be super shitty for me when I turn 50 or 60. If I'm lucky to live that long, which honestly I'm not worried about it, just making the best of each day. Hmm. It kind of reminds me of peppermint shnops, which I love peppermint shnobs. That shoots delicious. Fuck it. Let's don't end in the train combo. Like the most random assortment of alcohol in the cup you're ever going to see. Yeah buddy. So, strumming fillers. So, strongings fillers. Yep, that's a big old fucking can right there. Look at the size of that son of a gun before we get into that can I want to take a sip of this drink let's see how I get on this mental shnops peanut butter whiskey group root beer shnaps, and rum shada. Well, that smells funky. Salauch, Salacha, Salu, Cheers. That drink combination is tasty to a degree but it's tasty to a degree but it's a weird combination is um it's tasty to a degree but it's a weird combination. Ooh I mean I'm not gonna waste it because it's a weird combination. Who? I mean I'm not going to waste it because it's alcohol. The mental snops definitely threw it off a little bit and give it an interesting taste. Hmm. It's decent enough. I've certainly had worse, worse or drink combinations. If worse or even a word. I beat the trolls to the punchline. I beat the punchline. And, um, let's even get this can open without making the complete aspergers of ourselves. See what I did there? I made a joke about my… Autism. I beat the trolls to the punchline. I'm trying to find the best place so I could like pinch it. There we go. How do you like them apples? You too? I got it. Oh, it's squirting. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh Oh, dude, that is nasty Holy fuck I should have opened that in the trench can. Ooh yeah, I don't want that smell of my shirt. Gross, dude. Oh. Why would you eat fish that smells like this? God damn dude, that is rank. Oh. God damn dude there's rank oh but this Holy farcued, dude. can't take anymore I don't know if I want to do it I got it for the YouTube fans because of this I see why people are doing this for a challenge man doesn't help with the cans dented up so now it's gonna be a bitch to open excuses huh Excuse is home. You know when they say this fish stinks I like, it can't be that bad. I mean, I've smelled some stinky fish, but this. Oohie! I mean, people have had to survive. This is a cuisine in Sweden. So, maybe if I can get past the smell, and just plug my nose and eat it. If I get past the fucking smell, I could probably chop a couple pieces down. I mean, if I throw up in the trash can, then I might not be able to eat anymore and we'll see how this plays out. This is so fucking foul. Fuckus, I was ransed dude. I'm starting to kind of pick it open the smells not as bad. Smells more fishy now than anything. Smells more fishy now than anything. All right. Oh, gosh. This shit smells horrifying. Okay, I'll stick this onto a counter somewhere. Because this is not wanting to open… Oh… We'll get it up on YouTube. Give me a second. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, there we go. Sitting up onto a flat countertop, just start to… I mean I like fish but why would you want to eat fish that smells like this dude? No we… I'm not sure what the fuck is wrong with you. That is rancid dude, holy fuck. I want to take this good damn trash I don't know trying to eat some of this. Oh, let's bring a bitch there, okay. I'm I don't want to wash that juice into the trash can because that's just a……who? So YouTube I have the can't open or have. So YouTube I have the can cracked open just enough here. That might be able to pop it open with a fork. Um… door. People eat this really really smelly fish on YouTube. Ohhh. I'm definitely I have to check the trash out after I get done eating these nasty shit because this is… seriously wrong, dude. I mean, I got the can open, kind of nasty smelling sauce they put it in. No offense but some of the kind of fucking nasty smelling sauce they put it in. No offense, but some of the cultures around the world are weird. Ugh, we. Not trying to offend anyone, or certain nationality, but hey. Swedish fish, those little red gummy fish, those are actually delicious, right? And I said Swedish fish, it's like really salty, it's like really salty, I thought it was going to be like candy like that, that was going to be really salty and weird smelling, but I didn't know it was actually to be fishing off. Yeah. Well in the past I should say I like canned fish in general, so I mean this is right up my alley of you know some weird weird weird weird shit but um yeah this can's being a right pain in the ass to open oh oh dude no I did not just open it and spill it all on my carpet. Oh! Oh, dude, no! I might have to change these pants and clamp the carpets. Well, I got it open, but at what cost? Huh! Bastardizing fucks! sticking on the outside of it. Ohhh, ohhh, Oh, dude, that is so fucking grody-smelling. Ohh. At this point, I'm just gonna fish out. No pun intended. Oh, dude, weak. Oh dude, I don't have to clean this up too. So fucking nasty smelling. Ugh. fucking nasty smelling It's a little bit of that it's just charming Oh, it's dripping because the cans open gross dude Oh, the aftertaste. Actually, hold up. aftertaste is just a hint of it's it's not overpowering it just tastes like really salty fish oh wait no oh whoa dude no no no no no no that is nasty Ohhhhhg. Duh, this is just fucking beyond gross. I can't even get the fucking can open, the can open to keep slipping. Oh, dude. I like whatever the smell in there that's making it stink so bad that I do not like Oh, you can taste it in the after taste, dude Oh, God oh, oh, oh, dude. No, this is this is fucking gross Oh, the smell dude, oh I'm not used to take this shit up. I'm not using a fucking towel because I don't have to use toilet paper to pick this shit up. I'm not using a fucking towel, because I don't have to fucking wash it. Okay. I will do one or a couple, as many a bunch as I can do. Oh, look at this YouTube. This is… Uh… This is… Oh, dude. No. I'm done. Oh God. Oh, that is so fucking gross. Oh, I thought I could eat the whole can't. No, dude. Oh, that is fucking gross. And then it just, you know, worst timing of my wife. It literally explodes all over my pants and on the carpet and on the god damn chair oh god this smells in my mouth oh it's so gross hey I'll get the trash in here a second I gotta get this god damn mess picked up son of a bitch. Oh, you too. Why the… Ahhah-huh, is that a thing? Ah–huh!-huh-huh, is that a thing? Oh dude, I smell like shh. Dude, that fish smells horrible. It smells like shit and fish, dude. Why is that a thing? Like, no offense to the sweets. You like it, hey man, you like what you like. You want to eat that nasty shit? Go right ahead, man. I am not here to judge. I think some of the food we eat is a little weird. I mean it probably looks at us and go… Oh dude, even after washing my hands. I'm gonna have to take another fucking shower dude. That's just… So nasty dude. I don't want to get in all the life apartment. Stay in the pants, please. Uh… And the pants weaves. Oh. I got to get that taste out of my fucking. I got to get my shoes off. Huh. I got to get that taste out of my fucking mouth. I'll get, I'll eat something super delicious to get it out of my mouth. That's not a problem. I don't want this shit on my chair. This is where I sit and do my YouTube. Gross! Gotta it! Mitz. Oh, oh. Just straight up smells like Aspergers, dude. God damn it. Oh, did you just the fucking smell of it. It's fine. I didn't get any on the shirt, thankfully. Oh dude, it's just the fucking smell of it. It's fucking ransid, dude. Oh my god. I like fish but that no that was uh… Now I got a couple of toilet paper so this won't take me long to pick up so if I got used a good majority of it this role to do it. Ah so gross, dude. I mean, I've eaten some weird food in my day. The fiery fish pizza was just way too spicy and the combination wrecked my stomach and I threw up and people thought that was hilarious. So I bet you they're gonna get a kick out of this. I got like three or four little teeny tiny bikes in and I was like nope this is fucking gross why is this a thing? Like the shirt doesn't stink, thankfully enough, but my pants are stinking from that fish. If you catch what I mean I mean yuck oh to the maxo bro. Oh wait I'm gonna have to step off camera and literally change out of my my jeans I just put these on there clean they were clean but now they smell like that's just stromming fish now you think it I like canned fish how how back at this shit really smell bro that is putrid aspergers dude. Ooh. Oh! You too, I like canned fish, sardines, you know, but this is strong? No, that's just straight nn't… To quote Cleveland, brown, from the Cleveland show slash Family Guy. Oh, that's just straight n-nint… to quote Cleveland, Cleveland Brown from the Cleveland show slash family guy. Oh, that's nasty. That's nasty. Oh, dude. It's super fucking gross, dude. I got that strumming picked up off the floor but holy crap that is super gross. I went on to vacuuming that real quick just to be on the safer side. Well, I attempted it and I see why. Well, I attempted it and I see why. And that's a challenge. Oh God, dude. Oh. I I get this on first. I'm going to get this on camera completely. I don't want to get this on first. I'm not changing on camera completely. I don't want to get demonetized and lose my YouTube account. But dude, I gotta change your sneaky motherfuckers. My pants are going to have to be washed. I'm not going to wear these until they get washed. I got four bites three to four little bites I was like, no I'm done. This shit is grody, brody. I got the fish picked up and I'll vacuum up the juice when it's more appropriate. Oh, shit. Okay. I kind of got the smell off my arms lots to take a shower again in the morning. Oh, that's nasty. Ugh. Oh, no. Duh. Dude, this is horrible. Do you use bleach claring or get where that's a fucking nasty ass side? Oh, we do. I would rather have bleach, the smell of bleach, burning, dude. I would rather have bleach, the smell of bleach burning my eyes, than smell this shh, if he's smelling fish. God-fucking damn it, dude. I do appreciate the fan of sending it though, I'm not having that shit stink up my kitchen. Fuck, you. I'm that bullshit. I do appreciate the fan of sending it though, because it's fun to do crazy viral challenges like this. The fun of eating is because it's so fucking gross. I mean, this is certainly a lot better than eating tidepods. That's a little too far, Josh. I literally coated the floor in bleach. Oh, that killed the scent. Oh, praise Lucifer. There's like a hint of fish in the air but that will die down. Be using bleach like for breeze like… The strumming is nasty. Now the bigger question, is the strumming is nasty as it turns you off from canned fish. No, because for me here in America, I go to the grocery store, get a little can of sardines for like 80, 90 cents. For me, that's normal. Sardines, I like kippers, sardines, oysters, clams, you know. Oh. Oh, this is so hard. The bleach is definitely going to help with the smell of it. Now that I wash that fish oil off my arms, I don't really smell it. I'm still going to take a shower tomorrow anyway. I'm Oh wait. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh wait. Yeah, I definitely put another bleach to, um… I don't wash my hands after taking out the trash. Oh air out. I got both windows open. And again the Swedes probably think we eat some weird stuff, you know, that's the funny thing of it. Let's get into some of this goodness. Use some of these, give some taste down. These, these are delicious. Doo, well, I don't smell like it anymore. Oh yeah. Oohly. A nacho cheese Doritos I can get down with. That cheesy crush, that munch, pick a bunch, a bunch. The nacho cheese d'orinos definitely helped cleanse my palate How about nasty fish taste dude Then again the Swedish might they might think that Gerritos are weird they might have their own variants of it, you know, some No judgment. Oh, that's so much better. Oh yeah, potatoes are always there. Oh yeah. Oh man. Oh man. Joritos are where I would say I have. Oh dude, there's like a hint of it lingering. Oh dude, where is that coming from? Oh, that's so nasty. Oh dude. I don't believe the fucking windows open. I kind of feel like if you would realize the biggest dick move of all time, you take a can of stromming and a can of fart spray, the liquid ass, and you go with stromming and a can of fart spray. The liquid ass, and he goes to the strumming in someone's car that you really hate, let some bake on the inside, and then dump a whole container off liquid ass on the inside on top of it, but they're not looking. And that would like the worst prank ever, dude. I mean if you really want to… Okay I would not suggest doing that prank because that's just a little mean, but unless the person really… Oh dude, the smells in my kitchen right now and that's just a little mean but unless the person really oh dude the smells in my kitchen right now and that's just look and take off the dog collar in the bandana for the evening wanted to make that video now I can't see I ate the whole can because that wasn't gonna happen you know I took four to four little bites of that and I was like no nope oh my goth makeup ran I don't care. That wasn't going to happen. I took three to four little bites of that and I was like, no. Nope. Oh my God, makeup ran. I don't care. Uh. I tell you what, the alcoholic beverage that I made tastes better. I tell you what. I tell you what. I tell you what.. I tell you….. The alcoholic beverage that I may taste better. Oohooee. Oh fuck, dude, it smeared all over this eye. I got a little bit of cotton in this eye when I was camping and I literally took a shower to get it out of my eyes. And like, this freaking eye watered until that cotton came out. Nothing you can do about the cotton floating in the air. I want to finish this here during didn't eat the whole can. Remember I said I try, no promises. Honestly, you want to talk shit, let's see you do the challenge. I mean, holy crap, dude, that was some stinky-ass fish. Now I like sushi, I like sardines and a can, putting oily sardines on a nacho cheese durrito, delicious, trusquate, or what have you. That was just who? Ugh. I'd rather do the being boozled challenge again to be honest. That shit was nasty. Hap. That shit was nasty Oh, oh, dude. No my burps taste gross right now Do we? I did that in Stanley Gross Challenge for Yucobras out there, I guess it's over the salted fish. It's basically riding fish and it can. I'm not going to lie, it smells like shit when he opened it. Yeah. Oohy. Yeah. Yeah. and the saltiness of it I suppose it's like anchovies in that sense because anchovies are extremely salty it's why a lot of people would normally wash them off before eating anchovies to kind of get rid of the excess salt a bit But, um, I couldn't even get the damn can open. I tried trying the can opener both ways. And it just, the can was dented from being shipped. Nothing you can do about it. That's just how it is. that's just how it is let's suppose for the people wanting to see media that's just strumming challenge they're gonna get a kick out of this like oh Cobra that that had to be nasty dude that was beyond fucking nasty I swear if you were to open up a can it's just strumming and and dump a whole tiny bottle of liquid ass on any signs of car. Dude, that'd be so fucking mean. Like, uh, don't even think like that dude. Don't even know, dude. Uh-huh. And to give you an idea of how bad that fish really smelled, I literally had to take out the garbage as soon as I threw that can away. I was like, no, get this nasty shit out of here. And then I literally coat my carpet in my chair with bleach spray to disinfectate and fucking fish. It's rotting fish I don't want it leaving bacteria or anything like that on the carpet of the chair. I'm assuming that's what it is, is overly salted, rotting fish and I can. Which if you can eat it, hey, you know, some people have had to survive off some tough shit, you know And the reason why I'm not ripping on the sweets for it is because I get that you know You're stuck in hard times. Well, you can't just easily find food, so you find ways to make food and preserve it. That's how humans have adapted in our culture. That being said, would I try caviar? If it was offered. Yeah, I'd try caviar. I don't care if it was cheap or expensive or not. If someone said, hey man, you tried your strawberry, would you eat caviar or some weird food like that? You know? Yeah, why not? Even though I tasted and smelled gross, I do appreciate the fan sending it because I'm sure this will be quite entertaining for the people who hate me watching this. And if you like me, it'll be equally entertaining because you're like, oh god damn Cobra, that had to be some rancid and smelling fish. Oh, you don't even know. I didn't get it all over my shirt. I mean I thought the dream combination was funky but holy crap dude. That's just strumming it was nasty. The dream combination was funky but holy crap dude. That's the stronging was nasty. The title of the video is going to be called Stromming Challenge. Um… Yeah. I appreciate Quick Time Player Not Glitching up on me while I do it. Oh, that was so gross, dude. That was very unpleasant. I tell you what that's a, the stuff that's in the red box is going to be a lot tastier and better to cook with. It won't be as gross so we can save. The other thing in the carry package for a cooking video sorts. did not like it. I liked it until it started tasting. The aftertaste is just as bad as it smells. So it's a very extremely acquired taste. I'm like, I'm serious dude, if you're in a cafeteria, someone you crack up on a can of that, and it stinks, you're a dick. You know that? It's bad enough, you gotta eat fish in front of people was, you know… That's just my personal opinion, that shit stinks. Duriian fruits of fish. And durian fruit is supposed to stink really bad too. What I eat durian fruit, probably not. You know the one I'm talking about. I mean shit, onions and get the burps. It's kind of, it's kind of, it's kind of, dig and kind of disgusting depending on I feel like onions, but… I would eat liver worse before I would eat strong again, and that was… Yeah. Yeah. Anyman, no offense to the Swede, you eat what y'all's wanna eat, you know, I'm not here to diss anyone. But, um, I'm pretty sure the Swedes think us Americans eat some pretty weird shit too, so… That's the fun thing about culture around the world when it comes to food at least, right? McDonald's or not, but they probably look at a Big Mac and go, what the hell is that, you know? Well, the Whopper, even. Which Burger King tastes good when the meat is cooked right? And the meat distributor gets a good product. And they have that flame-boiled taste. But comparing McDonald's to Burger King is like apples to oranges man. Picke poison. I'm generally not that picky when it comes to fast food YouTube. But that being said, like I said, you know, a strumming as a part of Swedish tradition. And, um, you know, I want here to knock it, but personally speaking, like I said, that's just not my cup of tea. I've already eaten, so I should say that I should say that I get hungry enough. But I've already eaten, so I should say that for later. But I ate earlier prior to doing a challenge. I want to eat, I ate earlier prior to doing a challenge, if I want to try to eat that on an empty stomach, oh dude, that would have been rough. I'm serious you too. You watch these buffed as shit cops trying to eat this nasty And there's something going, oh bro, that smells nasty. It just gives you a sense of, okay, it really can't be that bad, can it? And you watch me open up the can, it is that bad, like, holy shit, that fish stinks. But I ate some of it for y'all's entertainment. That can was a painting they asked to open because it was dented upon shipment. That's just out of my control. I was able to get it open and eat some of it. Well, cometically spilling it all over the floor and all over my chair and all over my pants. I could feel my autistic temper kicking in at that point, but I'm like, nope, let's just roll with it. This isn't worth getting stressed over, it's just spilling a little bit of fish. It cleans up. There's like a hint of it in my apartment. Oh my gird, that smells gross. The bleach is covering it up, but just barely. I'm going to have to leave the god damn windows in my apartment open for a couple days to air it out. I mean like a lot of people think fish in general stinks. When I went to high school I could leave campus to go get lunch. So if I had a little bit of lunch money, I'd walk over to the grocery store and I get some fish and crackers to snack on. At one point I had a job working at a pizza factory, making frozen pizzas and washing the dishes, etc., etc. In between going to school at a very young age. So I've always had that work ethic and still upon me which is I'm not gonna like I like working for that the first two jobs that I had as a paper boy then I've moved up to a pizza factory job yeah job. Um, work there for a couple hours, you know. The convenient thing about it to the bank, to cash the check at, was close to the school I went to. So like I wanted cigarettes or something to snack on. Because yeah I turned 18 before I left Valley City. I remember that. On my 18th birthday I bought a black and mild wine. before I left Valley City, I remember that. On my 18th birthday, I bought a pack of black and mild wine cigars to celebrate because I could. I was 1819, my senior year of high school, then 2021, 22 when I went to Job Corps. But, um, if I hadn't got kicked out of Job Corps, I'd be a YouTube celebrity today. That is the question you two. I have a lovely batch of wands I've made for Etsy. When I get my YouTube money? I want to make the batch a little bit bigger. I gotta get up tomorrow and shower and make sure I'm clean. I'll be dealing with the general public. But thankfully, I was able to wash the smell of the fish off my arms. Well, tomorrow I'm going to get an STI check and, well if I want an of-age girlfriend, that at least proves that I'm clean. I knew I'm clean, but just good to make sure. It's probably being a responsible adult. Yep. I'm not going to say where I'm getting the STI check that's just private. I know I'm clean but it's good to have proof on camera. I'm at least on camera but at least at face value you know. Yeah. If girls get a yeast infection when they're after having sex sex, I saw them for not cleaning themselves properly. That's a little teenMI, but yeah. I'm not worried about the results that I'll get honestly on that. Now I'm not expecting to get laid anytime soon but because I'm waiting patiently for an of age goth girlfriend. Does she have to be goth? No but she has to be at least 21 or older. Yep. The only reason I say that is because it's a lot fun when you can take your girlfriend out for drinks at the bar and have a conversation with her. You and your girlfriend both listen to heavy metal, so you walk over to the jubox. Pick a couple of heavy metal songs, order some dank ass bar food. Now I haven't had a girlfriend in almost three years and I have a feeling that that shit's gonna come doing it soon when I least expect it. And yeah. I showed you the secrets of making a deep-fri-anchalana or kacidia, whatever you want to call it. If you form your Kacidia and melt the cheese in the microwave before you deep fry it, you'll keep the shells falling apart too much and they'll stick together a lot better when you fry it up. But I want to finish this drink and the video pass out for the evening. Oh, oh. Oh. Oh. I can make a deep fried case deal with one shell. It's just enough to get the taste out of my mouth. I got ingredients to make burgers, so I'm not worried about it. Do we? I'm not a friend. I'm going to fry up some bacon, make a little deepfern case of deal, right quick, because those burks that I have after eating that fish. Over here like, yeah, no. Basically it took two pieces to make four smaller ones. A little of some cheese and some doritos. Oh God, yeah, that bird was nasty. The sooner I poop that god damn fish out of my system, the better do. I tell you what, it is some good roe fish, man. The burps, the aphidates in your burps, ought to throw some butter in that hand. As long as I make you ready to fry your pork or case idea, we'll have the bacon grease and a little bit of butter to fry in. I think it's always a lot of fun. I'm I made the bacon just like I made the last time you know, easy enough, you know, easy enough. easy enough. Tell you what, you too. That's make me a little midnight snack to get that, uh… But you're making a midnight snack to get that fish chased out of my mouth. It's that bad. That can taste on that fish was super raunch. If I go over to a tour, we're not real quick quick so it folds better. For have some bacon and then use the butter in the bacon and grease to fry up our it off the cheese. You're a quick sprinkle of Mexican machines as a bay again. That nice little meat to cook the same thing. I'm I'm We're put down a simmer, on a stove on simmer for just a second because look at that bacon cooked to perfection. I got you. We got a little bit of gerrinos. You throw a slice of shop, cheet, or sheet in a ranch. It's just like what you did in the last cooking radio. Can you make it with just one? I bet you we can. Well that bacon and buttery love, sottes on the simmer, we're going to fold this tortilla shell with the Doritos, the bacon, and all that in half. Let's add some, a splash or range to it. Now last time I made this I microwaved it before frying it. I'm Okay. Well, I could try to try it. I'd be a complete disaster but that's all right. Because, so I get to taste that fish out of me fucking enough. What comes to the recipe to be a deep fried taco, right? Oooey. I mean you want to eat that you know that bacon cooking smells a lot better than that god damn fish that I eat. You mean you want to eat that you know that's how you're gonna tell your deal be? You think man I don't hear your judge? You want to eat that, you know, that's how your, that's how your G.O.B. Do you think, man, I don't hear your judge? Some people else just not far ahead, you know. This should all have already cracked here, it's alright. I'll turn it back up to a medium heat. I think you need some on the other side real quick. I'm So now it's a deep-frizzed taco, which I want to have to eat with a fork, but I don't care, that looks and smells good. If I get this in my stomach and I burp, it will probably help with the taste of the burbs. That fish was literally so rancid. That. Even the verbs were tasting like it smells. Who? I have a deep fried taco and I help deal with the taste of that. I help deal with the taste of that. yeah, worth it. Yeah, basically it tastes just like the KCD I made for the cooking video. Buzz and Taco Form. warm. I'm going to leave. Yeah, we. I want to save half of this for breakfast when I wake up tomorrow because I'm actually kind of full. But um, yeah, deep-frying taco. Oh yeah, can't go wrong with that. Well that's good because after cooking that bacon and making that deep fried taco, that helped with the smell of this just drawing being a little bit. Anyone who can finish a whole can of that kind of fish right there. Tell you what, get your stomachs, your taste buds. Oohy. Booley. I'll be like I said I'll be taking another shower tomorrow anyways just to make sure I don't have any of that fish smell on me. You want to see the doctor, yeah. That uh, that drink combo is… That drink combo is a lot tastier than the fish. Who? I'm serious, like no offense to the Swedes, but Shastromming is nasty smelling. No offense to the Swedes, but strumming is nasty smelling. I'd like the taste if it didn't have the after taste of the weight smells kind of thing, you know. I'll try to be repetitive, but… The fishing is part of it wasn't so bad, but then he got the video and watching Me Eat. This is strong. I'm finished with this here during the combo and I was smoking tobacco and end the hair video. End this hair video. And this hair video, yeah. Even though that strong and tasted and smelled, it tasted kind of gross, to be fair, the fishiness of it was tasty. I like fish in general. But the aftertaste, like I said, was the killer of it, you know. That's where it killed it for me on the taste like nope. Who? You can't say that this video hasn't been interesting, even if the drink combo and the fish look gross. Why do you want to get it past the mentholite bites? After this drink combo isn't half bad. That fish though is definitely an acquired taste. I like fish in general but it's just drumming. Dude no. You can pour this drink combination in some cookie dough and make cookies with it. It's kind of about that, that sweet sort of… This train combination is a strong. The tortilla cracked when I made the deep fried taco before I fried it up and I still made it happen. Just enough to settle my stomach and Yeah, the Swedish people love it. That's their, that's their, that's their jive, man. I'm not here to judge at all. But for me personally, and that's just not my cup of tea, man. I'll stick to the other fish that I normally eat. Thank you kindly. That being said, the Swedish also produced Swedish snuff. I thank you Oh, dude. I don't avoid burping until I'm out of my system, I don't know if I can help it, because that is just… hot. The aftermath of taking that challenge. I mean, I've eaten that whole entire fucking taco just to help make the burp stop. Because I kind of like make a burger definitely would not like strumming. Even for somebody who likes fish, that was just… life's fish that now it's just Oh. I'm I think that's it. Now in fact I'm gonna grab a glass of water and finish the other half of water and finish the other half of this taco and wrap this video up because, um, yeah. I don't care how full I may be. Oh. Well now I'm full I can't finish it all. I'll eat it tomorrow. I'll eat it tomorrow. That's not a problem. I'm finished a get… Get out of here with it. I'm They actually help with the burbs. The burps don't taste. Oh, uh, dude, there's still a hint of it on there. Oh, good, that's gross. Huh. Do they still a hand so much of it on there? Oh cobras because that's what's hot on the internet apparently. I don't know why. Oh I know why people make it an internet trend because of all gross the smells and tastes. It's an acquired taste, you know. But, um… Anyways YouTube, thank you for watching my strumming fish challenge video. Oh, I wish I was making it up, but the fish really did smell that nasty. Subscribe for more awesome content, baby.

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