Original Video: ciggarette review

What is up with you YouTube? It's your boy King Cobra. Back at you with another video. First of all we'll ever shout out to my homey Steve. It is Mr. Goat's birthday today so be sure you wish him a happy birthday on his channel. Hell yeah. Anyways, I went to the doctors recently and when I went to the doctors it was to get tested for STDs and shit you know what I'm saying and I am proud to say I am STD free that's what's up that's what's up look what I have in my possession. What's up? That's what's up. Look what I have in my possession. Delicious. Caffeine. You should know me by now. I love Monster. I'm not going to chug this whole thing in like a ridiculous amount of time, but I am going to sip on it because that's a lot of fucking caffeine oh! Oh! Hashtag Fresh Can. Okay what the fucking lead go? Son of a bitch. Hold on a second you two I gotta find the uh… the lid. The wait. The wait. Huh. I don't… I don't see it. It's weird how a shit like that can just disappear, isn't it? Well, oh there it is. I was like well, fuck, and then I took a look underneath my bed. There it is. All right. Don't want to lose the lid because I want to be able to keep it somewhat fresh and I don't want to spill it. If I can help it. Oh yeah that's good. Down good. Go ahead and throw away that plastic on the lid. Anyways today I'm working on one of my songs for my newest album. Anyways today I'm working on one of my songs for my newest album….. Anyways, today I'm working on one of my songs for my newest album entitled Trails of the Abyss. And right now, I'm just about done piecing together Troll Slayer. Now the song, Troll Slayer, is a song about going on a serial killer rampage and killing internet bullies. Yeah. Because internet bullies are some of the most disgusting people on the fucking planet. You know, I've been bullied and harassed many a time on YouTube and Facebook alike. But guess what, YouTube? I have seen people out there who get harassed way worse than I do. And this song is for anybody who gets picked on on social media and they're sick and tired of it and they just they want a song to listen to that expresses their anger. You know? Now the opening of the song I took my double-barrel shotgun and held it close to the mic, broke it open, loaded two shells in there, closed it, clicked to safety, and then I hit stop. And once I hit stop I emptied the shotgun, disengaged the triggers, all all that good shit and then I went on to YouTube on a Hickcock 45 shooting video where he's shooting his or one of his guns I think it was I don't know if it was his or if it was someone sent it to him But anyway he was shooting a sawed-off double-barrel 12-gate shotgun. The handle wasn't pistol gripped, but the barrels were pretty short. Nonetheless, I took two shots from that video and added it to the song. So yeah, Hitchcock 45 and his son or some of my favorite YouTubeers to watch, man. They're good people, and they make awesome videos. Check out the opening of this song YouTube. the volume up here so y'all can hear it. all that but that's the opening the opening thing sounds fucking sick. And um, well if I'm gonna do a cigarette review I'm going to crack the window open so the cigarette smoke doesn't linger in the apartment. One second. There we go. Give me that window a minute to suck in the air and suck it out. You know what I'm saying? Mm. Yeah. Well, I just bought me two lottery tickets and both the Powerball and Mega Millions are pretty fucking high. tickets and both the Powerball and Mega Millions are pretty fucking high. Like 300 some odd million. Holy shit. So I'm hoping I can win the lottery before summer ends. That would be fucking awesome. I'd build my dream house. I'd get mustard a baker. I would invent a product that people would use, you know. I could do a lot of good with money like that, you know what I'm saying? I'd make steel-toed shoes that were made out of hemp. Yeah, I would. If I won the fucking lottery, trust and belief. Okay. Hemp made shoes with hemp steel-toes in them. There'd be weatherproof everything proof and When I made these shoes I would sell them obviously and another another thing I would do is I would take a bunch of my hemp-made shoes if I won the lottery if I won the lottery I would take a bunch of my hemp-made shoes with the steel toes. And I would send them to third world, I would send a bunch of them to third world countries where people can afford to, There are people out there, YouTube, there are people out there who cannot afford to have shoes, you know, people in countries walking around barefoot and shit. And that sucks, you know, that makes life that much more miserable. So, you know, if I won the fucking lottery, trust and believe, I'd be like, okay, here's what's gonna happen. All these third world countries are gonna receive a shit ton of my shoes. For people who need them. That way, people are not walking around barefoot and shit and cutting the shit out of their feet and shit of their feet and shit. Straight up. But anyways, the cigarette I'm going to be reviewing, I got two packs of cigarettes with me right now. I got good old Winston Reds. Winston's other shit. I don't care what anyone says. Winston's are good cigarettes. And then of course we got Marlboro Southern cuts. Boom. Trust and believe you two, the clock tower on my dream house. Oh, I get goosebumps just thinking about it man. Yeah, my dream house would be the biggest house in Casperm-casper. and on top of it, and on top of it, Oh, I get goosebumps just thinking about it man. Yeah, my dream house would be the biggest house in Casper and on top of that, it'd be a historical fucking landmark. By the time I passed away, straight up. Mmm. That's a good cigarette. Hold on a second. Let me, let me, uh, get the full flavor of this shit going here. Let's see. Mmm. It's got a bit of a sweetness to it, but the sweetness is not overpowering by any means. Actually, to be honest, this is a really smooth cigarette. No pens and needles going down. Excellent taste. They do burn kind of fast but that's all right. So Marlborough, seriously Marlborough, kudos to you for making these. These are good cigarettes right here. And if I built my dream house, I'd take a picture of it from the front, put it on Facebook, and be like, yo, Facebook, check out this sick-ass mansion. You know what I'm saying? And then I'd go on YouTube, but I'd be like, you'd see me start the camera on my phone, and I'd be like, what up YouTube? So I'm out here on 20 acres of land, four miles outside of town. and I seem to have stumbled across this gorgeous Victorian Second Empire Gothic mansion with a huge ass clock tower I wonder whose it is hmm yeah No, but if you have a little over 50 plus pictures of a particular girl on your desktop, saved to your desktop, I should say, some people would call that an unhealthy obsession. Ha ha ha! Oh…… I'm not going to say who it is, but… She's fucking hot, I'll say that much. Oh. on a side note YouTube a while back I tried to help Todd and his family with their go fund me page I tried to use my YouTube fame to help them reach their goal and um well the account had been going for a number of months, so it ended up getting closed, unfortunately. But, the good news is, is that Todd and his wife are recovering quite well, actually, and that makes me feel good just knowing that you know what I'm saying so that's what's up. Turns out Todd Rode and his wife both live in North Dakota where medical marijuana is legal and personally if I'd I take it I would seriously take advantage of that shit if it was me if it could speed up the recovery process a little bit I'd take advantage of it I'm just saying you know you don't you don't want to do it before going to work I understand that 100% but you get off work fucking smoke a fat joint good to go you know what I'm saying? I tried to do a nice thing for somebody, and I got a lot of trolls talking shit. Entod Rodey, and that shit just flat out, piss me off. YouTube, you have no idea. Troels have gotten me fired for my job. They've made fun of me. They've called me names None of that shit pissed me off nearly as much When trolls were talking shit about Todd Rody that shit fucking pissed me off you too. I was like a ho-ho you motherfokers Which inspired me to write the song Troll Slayer. Believe it or not. And not just that, but fucking, when Chester passed away, some troll hacked Chester's wife's Twitter account, and literally, when the troll hacked Chester's wife's Twitter account, she made it look like, or he or she made it look like that Chester's wife's Twitter account, she made it look like, or he or she made it look like that Chester's wife had encouraged him to do it when in actuality she didn't. And that shit pissed me off too. I'm like, motherfucker. when I get some headphones, I'll be doing a tribute video to Chester. I'll be singing some Lincoln Park on YouTube, so look forward to that. I can't just openly sing Lincoln Park on YouTube with the song in the background because that's how you get copyright infringement strikes people. Yes, I can. Trust in motherfucking believe I can I would like to send a healing circle Yes I cast a healing circle for Todd Rode and his wife May they have a speedy and healthy and quick recovery? sending that healing circle out. I call upon my dark powers to help them heal faster so they can live long and healthy lives with their family. There we go. Yeah buddy. I gotta love monster. Gotta love monster. But yeah, I like Southern cuts. I gotta love monster. But yeah, I like Southern cuts. These cigarettes get the Gothic King Cobra seal of approval. Winston, what are you doing? Inside joke, YouTube. Inside joke, YouTube. You bite and you lick me. He runs away. Meowton Dew Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh… So I heard the cheese got pissed off. And when the cheese got pissed off, you can say the cheese was just feta up with it. Get it? Fella… Uh… I'm sorry these jokes aren't very gooda. Uh… I'm gonna say this though. Oh yeah, look at my gorgeous biceps, YouTube. Look at them. Look at it. Fucking look at it! Oh yeah! I could really fuck somebody up with these arms, and I love it. If I had to, not saying I want to voluntarily just start kicking ass and taking names. But if I have to, I know I can. Ha ha ha ha ha. You know, YouTube, when you have a shitty attitude, you attract shitty people. That's just the nature of… That's how life works, man. Straight up. You know, and there are women out there that know they're attractive. And if you're a woman and you know damn well, you're a drop-dead gorgeous. And you voluntarily choose that morning you say to yourself I want to dress sexy so I can attract the opposite sex blah blah blah. You do that and then you get guys noticing you then you get pissed off on the wrong guy looks that's bullshit that is complete and utter bullshit and calling what you deem the wrong guy checking you out calling him a creeper and a pervert saying he's sexually harassing you bullshit that would be like me walking around wearing a muscle t-shirts and then getting pissed off when the wrong woman checks me out. Which yeah, there are some women I can't date because they're not my type, you know what I'm saying? But even if a woman's checking me out, I'm still not going to complain, you know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? saying like, hey, you know, oh. You ever seen a cat go ballistic when their owner starts acting like a dog, panting and all that shit? Yeah, it's cute. Uh, uh… And when you're the kind of girl that has that shitty attitude of only certain guys can check you out because certain guys aren't worthy or whatever, you're going to have nothing but shitty lose your boyfriends and that's just, that's Karma man. You know what I'm saying? Like you have a snobby attitude because you know you're attractive you're gonna attract assholes so you find yourself wondering why you can't seem to find the right the right person why you can't seem to find a nice guy well here's why it's your attitude yeah there's nothing wrong with having confidence in yourself. That is a beautiful thing to have, you know. But so much confidence that it comes off as arrogance, that's YouTube. That's unacceptable. See, I acknowledge the fact that I'm an attractive gothic stud. But I don't act like a snob because of it you know what I'm saying? Straight up I'm very humble about my good looks. Well I try to be but you know I can be narcissistic myself sometimes I will admit that. hmm but yeah I hear in a bit. Hmm. But yeah, I hear in a bit. I'll be, uh, working on my music on my day off. I'm Oh yeah! Damn, since Wiccan Gothic King Cobra play guitar. Since Junior Fucking High, man. Uh-huh. If you have a wicked sense of humor, you have big muscles, you got facial hair and you play a musical instrument. Oh, you're golden. You're fucking golden. Chicksig that shit. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm fucking sharing tubes? the point of the B-C-R-H-R-H-L-L-L-A-C. That is just… I mean come on. You cannot tell me, YouTube. You cannot tell me, that this guitar isn't sexy. With the four stickers. Three on the front and the fourth one on the back. You know what I'm saying? This is a gorgeous guitar. I don't care what anyone fucking says. Be Jewish, warlock, revenge series, guitar. Oh yeah. I'll just go. I'm the Yeah, America, fuck yeah! I'm not even the People think I'm insane because I'm proning all the time. People think I'm insane because I'm proning all the time. I think I'll lose my mind if I don't find something to gratify. Feelings with my woman, because she couldn't help me with my mind. All day long I think of things, but nothing seems to satisfy. Paradise! Pardon me, parynite! I'm the the the the Let's see, asking Alexandria a song. I'll look up a song on YouTube, how do you play? They'll be like, oh hi, I'm so-and-so on YouTube, and today we're going to learn how to play, this is the tuning it's in, this is how you play, and because of that there's so many awesome songs to learn on guitar. I get easily distracted. I'm just saying. Three days grace, I hate everything about you. the the T&T by AC DC. C D C He holds bells by easy and easy. I want the eye of the tiger. I want the eye of the tiger. Let's try it here. Girl, you really got me now. You really got me so I can't sleep at night. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, Halloween's coming up. the the the Yeah, wolf was only guitar on the guitar. I'm fine, wow! Yeah! Oh Oh the the the Anyways fellow This is your boy King Cobra JFS back at you with another video. Doing a little cigarette review and some guitar playing. Sipping on the monster. I'll catch you cool co-opers later, huh?