Original Video: Taco bell food hack

What's going on with you YouTube? It's your boy King Cobra back at you with another food hack? All right. Now the last couple of food hacks I've been going to McDonald's Burger King. Today's food hack comes from our friends over at Taco Bell. Are you living moss today? Funny story, YouTube. Me, my buddy, Corrier, going to Taco Bell to get some grub. And he's got errands he has to run so he after going to Taco Bell he drops me off I think him for the ride to Taco Bell in my place of course and what have you and then you know so then I go and I should have just taken all my food in first before getting my mail because I tried to carry all my mail with me and my food at the same time and of course I set the drink down to and I didn't sit it down all the way on the on the ledge quick enough or like right enough you know what I'm saying because long story sure I drop it and spill soda everywhere and I'm like well nice going schmuck I think well you know at least I got half a cup left no big deal so I pick it up close the lid put it back on the ledge correctly this time while I'm fumbling with my key to unlock the front door so I can get into my apartment charge my phone up and do this fucking food review for y'all and that's when Wyoming wins like nope fuck you you will not have any soda with your fucking meal today fuck you fuck you fuck you the wind blows my cup over and spills sort of all over the God damn place. I'm like, well ain't that a bitch? I digress, it was… I mean, it was……what was it? Mountain Dew Baja blast and Cherry Pepsi. And though he's not sad, I digress, at least I got to have a couple drinks out of it before my stupid clumsy ass and Wyoming wind decided to join forces and fuck me over. You know what I'm saying? YouTube and Facebook, but it's whatever, right? YouTube and Facebook, but it's whatever, right? Oh. I wanted to get… Pissed about it. I wanted to… punch myself and… punch the wall a couple times for… that happening, but then I stopped and I thought about it for a second YouTube. I'm like isn't that a bit over dramatic for just a little bit of spilt soda? and the answer is yes, but at the same time. It's fucking frustrating! Like, good grief. So, we'll get to the food hack in a second. I ordered two things. I ordered two chalupas. Well, custom chalupas, I should say. And… A crunch wrap. Here's custom cholupa number two. These are our food hack items. These are our food hack items right here. Two custom-made cholupas. That'll be towards the end of the video. Starting off with that crunch wrap game. Oh, a second. proper YouTube. Now for the sauce we have… most of us just sauce packets now napkins but look at that I I have some of that Diabolos sauce and some of that fire sauce. I play no games, YouTube, I play no games. I'm going to take this crunch wrap, set it on my lap on top of the wrapper so we can add this sauce game. The sauce game. I want to take a pack of that fire at Taco Bell sauces where it's at. I've had all the Taco Bell sauces. I've had one of each on the chalupas as well. I'll be doing one of each on the chalupas as well. Yeah both whoa. Whoa! Yeah that Diablos sauce has more kick than the fire sauce by a long shot. It seems how the wind decided to knock my fucking soda over. I got water instead. I had, like I said, I took a medium drink and had them half and half, I'm sipping on it. Because that shit's delicious, you too. I mean, on the car ride back to my apartment, I'm sipping on it, because I don't want to drink the whole thing before I get to my apartment. Which is understandable. car ride back to my apartment, I'm sipping on it because I don't want to drink the whole thing before I get to my apartment. Which is understandable, you know you want some sort of to go with your fucking delicious taco bell over here and fucking the wind's like nope not having it, fuck you. Oh But this is what that looks like right there YouTube right there Oh yeah crunch wrap with fire sauce dioblo sauce this is a lunch crunch wrap. Oh yeah! That's how you turn up the heat at Taco Bell. Mmm. Now I've done a Taco Bell food review before. It accidentally got deleted from my channel but… Mm. I combine in that fire and that diabolos sauce. Although, just contrary I'd be bombing. You're probably asking, how the hell did you get a Taco Bell gift card? Fan sense it, that's what's up. Oh, God damn it. Oh, I'm… Oh, God damn it. Hold on a second. Well, I threw a CD away. And, um… Here, here, no. Oh man! That has got some spicy kick to it, YouTube. Holy shit. That's the kick I look for when I go to Taco Bell. I play no motherfucking games. I'll get a couple of napkins out. There we go. Like literally I used the fire and the Diablo sauce at the same god damn time no bullshit no bullshit I want to take two more of these packets out one of each for my next two products Then I'll lend you review here put the rest of this hot sauce in the fridge I can always use it in the next two products. I'm going to review here. Put the rest of this hot sauce in the fridge. I can always use it. I can always cook with it. Worst case scenario. All right, so I'll put these in the fridge, I'll be right back. Oh my fucking gun. Dinnerine you do it Facebook and YouTube put like a little bit of swampadelic with the fucking fire and the Diablo sauce from Taco Bell. Mixing three different hot sauces onto one of these bastards. mixing three different hot sauces onto one of these bastards literally mind-blowing swamp heats mixed with the fire and the diabolos sauce the triple threat hot sauce that's what should be called because God damn what do we got here? well this here, YouTube, this here, is a chalupa mixed with a Geridos Locos taco. And in this combination of calupa and in this combination of cholupa and in this combination of cholupa and Geridos locos nacho cheese taco we also have extra cheese beef and steak added to it Plano games ohhh ohh! Plano games. Oh! I'm spilling ingredients all over the place like a schmuck. But that looks pretty bombing actually. I have to call this a Cobra Chalupa because this is some shit. Okay, YouTube, look at this. They got the Chalupa shell and the Juerinos Loco shell right there. I mean all the taco toppings go in the middle of it. It's the beef in that state game. And the second chalupa I'm going to add the swamp idyllic on top of it with the other two sauces. Now you see why I was kind of hoping that the soda would stay with me throughout this entire deal. While I was hoping the wind wouldn't do what it just did to me. That's all right. That's all right. Grew a fucking set of balls over here. Just kidding, no, but seriously. It's pile on that heat. Mixing the Diabolo and the fire sauce together definitely brings the heat at Taco Bell. I should have asked if they could have put like nacho cheese if they I should have asked if they could have put nacho cheese between the two shells you feel me YouTube I should have asked if they could have put nacho cheese between the two shells you feel me YouTube. I should have asked for that I didn't my. My apologies. I'm the one missing. Yeah. Even though I didn't ask for the nacho cheese between the shells like I should have. Let's see, despite all that, I'm gonna set the um wrapper down get a load of that crazy chalupa YouTube and Facebook only a Taco Bell Oh my god. The only thing that would make this any better, I'm not even bullshitting you. You put some of that Taco Bell nacho cheese sauce between your Chalupa shell and your Notcho cheese Dorito shell. Put those two together. Taco Bell. If you don't want to call it a Cobra Chalupa, because you know, Cobras aren't very Mexican themed, I get that. You can call it a Doritos Chalupa. I'm just saying, Ger extra cheese, the taco toppings. This right here, YouTube, let's get that cross section. Oh man. Oh man. The combination from the Diablo and the fire sauce is providing mad dumb stupid heat. We're talking mad dumb stupid heat on these tacos. Individually the fire sauce and the Diabolo sauce are very spicy. They got some heat to them, but combining them together and putting them on the same god damn item. Yeah. The extra cheese with the beef and the steak and the lettuce and tomatoes and the chalupa toppings all together. Yeah, seriously, go to Taco Bell during the lunch and dinner hours. Have them make this for you. Have them put the nacho cheese sauce between the Doritos, Locos, shell, and the chalupa. and the chalupa. Have them put the nacho cheese sauce between the Gerritos Locos shell and the Chalupa, have them throw in the beef and the steak and the extra cheese and combine all that Chalupa and Gerritos Locos tokel together man, you will not regret it. This, this shit. Like I said, the only thing missing from this Chilupa, YouTube and Facebook, the only thing missing from this, I should have asked for it. A little bit of a nacho cheese, just a little bit of nacho cheese, and you stick the two shells together with that. That would set this this talkover to the next level. We end up getting there like literally 10 minutes before they throw down their meat. So these are fresh. Oh man, that steak and the Taco Bell beef, work inside by side. YouTube, this Cholupa right here, this is soul food. This is so fucking good. This is so fucking good. Like this chalupa is so fucking good that I'm not even upset about the soda anymore. I'm like, pffh. Yo! Going to Taco Bell? Get in the Jerusalem Locos Taco, with the Nacho cheese shell, combining it with a beef and steak chalupa with extra cheese, and then seriously have them take a little bit of that nacho cheese and then stick it on the chalupa and then put the shell on there. You haven't taken the chalupa shell, nacho cheese, then the fucking Jericho's local shell. You're golden. On this burrito, this taco, whatever, the, okay, it's not a burrito, it's a taco, what the fuck ever. This shit is the bomb. All the food creators, all the food reviewers, check this out. Holy Toleeto Batman. Cholupa alone. That right there is a fucking meal. Just the first two items alone that I ate. That right there is a fucking meal. Like if you get in the crunch wrap to go with that custom-made Cholupa, yeah it's a little bit more pricey getting a custom-made Cholupa but dude you cannot go wrong with this this oh talk about I said I was gonna fucking do it so so uh fuck do I get myself into get a nice little cat full of that swamp Adele Cott sauce. Now I want to stall on this for a second because I have a feeling this is going to be really fucking spicy. Just mixing the fire sauce and the diabolos sauce together. It's spicy as shit. Throwing swamp idyllic on top of that. Throwing the primos peppers, swamp idyllic hot sauce, Spiced in the devil's pecker, on top of that. Oh man. Oh man. Oh. Oh, oh, oh man. Oh! Oh! Spicy man. Like this is some hot sauce that play no games. Play no games. Given Taco Bell and swamp Adelecott sauce, free advertising. Ooh. I'm starting to get a little full from the last two items. Hmm……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………. last two items. Like I said, I should have done this too. I should have asked if they could put just a little bit of not-so- cheese between the chalupa shell just right in there on the other side. On both sides, one side here and of course the other side right there. Okay. That would have, yeah, that would have set this true loop off. Well, I didn't ask so, yeah, it's all right. All right, so we're going to add some more of that diabolos sauce. And we're just going to put it right in the middle of that sucker right there just like that. Ohhh. Oh yeah. That's what's up. If you're gonna mix up hot sauce at Taco Bell, go big or go home. Fire sauce and Diablo sauce on the same god-dam taco. I'm doing this live on Facebook too, so y'all can see this shit before it goes on YouTube. Oh man. I cannot believe. more intense but I was content with just the regular nacho cheese. It's literally taking two of my favorite items at Taco Bell which is the Chalupa and the Geridos Locos nacho cheese taco and combining them into one delicious taco. You feel me YouTube and Facebook. Hmm. You feel me, YouTube and Facebook? Mm. I'm gonna drizzle it onto this son of a bitch with the other three just like that. A couple jobs with this swampidelic is all you're gonna fucking need because those other two hot sauce is I've already got some nice kick to them. Honestly the most mild hot sauce out of all three of these would probably be the The fire sauce is probably going to be the most mild hot sauce on here Because that Diablo sauce is just a little bit more spicy, but not by much The Diabolo sauce is just a little bit more spicy than the fire sauce but not by much. Oh man. Ohhhhhoh. We're throwing primos peppers into the Taco Bell game. Oh shit. Oh shit, YouTube. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit, YouTube. Oh shit. I wonder how it smells. Whoa. Holy fucking shit. Here's a food challenge for like 6,000 subscribers. God damn. I got my phone plugged in for like 6,000 subscribers. God damn I got my fucking phone right here for my subscribers. Have mercy in my butt hole when I poop this out. I'm not just… There we go. You see the piece of that list to see how the heat takes. like hell. It's not too bad like just oh if you're just tuning me into Facebook live I literally have My two favorite items, a gerrinos, loco, is nacho cheese taco combined with the chalupa. I should have had them add the cheese between the shells. That would have been excellent, but the steak and the beef and the extra cheese in the shell right here. And I put the fire sauce, Diabolos sauce, and some swampadellic hot sauce. All three is some spicy ass mama jamas. Into this bad motherfucker right here. These are the kind of tacos that Satan's like hell fucking yeah! Oh man. I'm not a talkos if Satan's like hell fucking yeah! Oh man. I want to hold the wrapper right here, like on my lap. If I spell anything, it just, it goes down, you know, yeah. Here's for getting 6,000 plus subscribers. Cheers, YouTube, and Facebook. Even without the crazy hot sauce combination, I'm talking with my mouthful, hold on a second, that's rude. Sorry about that, bad habit to get into. This combination right here is so fucking good. Seriously, you go to Taco Bell, you get a chalupa, and combine it with a Gerritos Locos Taco, happen but that cheese sauce in between the two shells. But yeah, this right here is a tasty ass food hack. Oh man. I'll tell you one thing. The breading from the Chalupa shell helps. Holy fit. Holy fit. Mmm. This is good, ma'am. Yeah, my face is getting just a little bit red. I can feel it. Oh. Oh man. Oh man. Oh man. Oh sweet lucifer that is spicy Mmm. Oh man. Della just made it a little bit more spicy than normal. Like, this shit, oh man, that's crazy. Um, A pretty much hot sound tree. Oh man. My stomach's like, what the fuck? Are you doing to me? Boom. Boom. Boom………… swamp idyllic hot sauce. One second. I literally swallowed the last of that on the way to the fridge to drop the swamp off. Oh, holy shit. Well, I'm definitely full, that's for damn sure, that's um… Oh man. Oh man. Oh good god, that is some spicy shit. My lips are fucking burning right now. Like my whole scalp, my face, my scalp, the entire inside of my mouth. It was barely a catfold for that entire taco, just barely. And that's all you need it man, because with that fucking Diaboloin the fire sauce. Holy shit. My sciences are clear. Holy shit. It's like, oh yeah, Taco Bell, your Diabolos sauce, your fire sauce. They're delicious, but where's the fucking heat? So we bring in the heat with Swampadel, your diablo sauce, your fire sauce. They're delicious, but where is the some heat motherfucker? Okay, how about some hubonero hot sauce? Let's see, I try this on for size, little bastard. Yeah. No, but… I like spicy food. And, um, that could have been 10 times more spicy with the volcano potato, but that's alright. And that could have been 10 times more spicy with the volcano's tomato. But that's all right. That was enough. I like getting spicy food but I hate pooping it out. There's something to say numb for a couple minutes. Well, I took a bunch of my tobacco and mixed it into one giant bag. I still have… A couple of tobacco has to review. I will do that later on because right now, take a cigarette but from a marble midnight, squeezer into my pipe. Ooh. A little bit of mental cigarette tobacco, after eating spicy food. There we go. That's the way you do it. Some pipe smokers would be like, did you just squeeze that cigarette but, into your pipe?, smoke smokers would be like, did you just squeeze that cigarette butt into your pipe? You sacrilegious bastard. Yes, I know. You put cigarette tobacco in a pipe. Well, it's a tobacco pipe, so it's for tobacco. Yeah, but you don't smell you know I can every pipe smoke around on YouTube right now going what is wrong with you you're putting that nasty ass cigarette tobacco in there oh yeah nasty ass tastes so good Oh yeah. There's a couple of Marlboro midnight cigarette butts in my ashtrill. I'm like I'll just squeeze that into my pipe right quick YouTube and Facebook and that'll cool off my mouth from the heat of that spiciness. Mmm. Like, right along here and here especially, man, I'm really feeling that heat. I'll call this video talk about food hack and yeah That will put a fire in your gut. Holy shit. I'm packing some good flavor though, YouTube. I like that. If you like the food hacks, subscribe to my channel for more crazy Austin food hacks. If you like the food combination videos, the crazy challenges, hit that video with the thumbs up if you like spicy food hit that video with the thumbs up if you like swamp idyllic primos peppers hot sauce hit that video with the thumbs up if you like talk a bell hit that video with the thumbs up Well you know what time it is on YouTube? It's food hack time with King Cover, which AFS. YouTube, where you at? I say YouTube, where the fuck are you at? Sitting over here like, did he really just put all three of those gnarly-ass hot sauce on a lone taco? Yes, he did. And you cannot go wrong with it. If you like heat, the combination of those three hot sauces definitely brings the heat. mixing the Diabolo and the fire sauce with the sompidelic hot sauce and it raises the heat. Just a wee bit. The only thing spicier than swampidelli hot sauce would be they have lava sauce. They have this hot sauce you have to be 21 years of age or older to order because of how spicy it is. And to me, that's just, that's pushing it. Like, can you imagine a hot sauce that's so god damn spicy that the website's like, okay, you have to be 21 years of age or older to order? But Primos Peppers Swampodelic hot sauce, mind-blowing swamp heats, you don't have to be 21 years of age or older to order it. You go to premelist peppers dot com for all your premelist peppers needs. They don't just have awesome hot sauce. they have seasoning for your pizza, they have peppers for sale. The Hellburger that I did on Home Boy Scotty's channel, that shit was ridiculous, dude. That was the spiciest thing I've ever fucking eaten. If you have not seen the Hellburger, it's the crazy, fucking spicy food challenge. It means Scott did. Primarily it was my idea to help boost his channel views. Scott's like, oh, I like spicy food, I'm like, okay, okay, yeah, all right. I took everything that I had in my kitchen at the time, all the spiciest ingredients and just threw it the Hellburger. Before that he just went… God-dam spicy YouTube, it makes the taco I just ate look like nothing in comparison. That shit was so God-dam spicy that once my mouth officially cooled off after eating that shit. I actually fucking hallucinated after eating that shit. Oh yeah, it's possible. You eat just enough of it. You'll start seeing heat waves. Like you're in a god damn desert, looking at a mirage, basically. That's what it looks like. Which, I guess I call it a pepper trip, if anything. And believe it or not, eating spicy food has a lot of benefits to your health. One, it boosts your immune system because you're clearing out your sinuses. Two, if it's winter time, it keeps you warm in the winter when it's cold as fuck outside. And during the summer, if you're eating spicy food, it keeps the skaters away. Again fucking to you if you're eating spicy food and mosquitoes smell that spicy food coming out of your pores or like no I'm not sucking his blood, fuck you. So eating spicy food is good for your immune system. It's good for your health and It's also good for bug repellent But in moderation people you don't want to overdo it. Know your fucking limits. You know what I'm saying? Because you can end up in the fucking hospital. No bullshit Spicy food don't fuck around man.. You can blister your fucking stomach. You can blister your tongue. Eat too much of that spicy food, see what happens. Eating spicy food can be a thrill and adventure in its own, much like it's polar opposite, which should be sour. But… which should be sour but then if I would have eaten the hot sauce layer first which I did that got out of the way as quickly as possible if I would have saved that part for last it would have prolonged the inevitable want the inebridable. Say back with some pot tobacco and that's how you do it YouTube. Food hack. I mean that Chaluba was freaking massive man. I should have asked for a side of Nacho cheese sauce. I didn't but that's all right. You asked for that Chalupa. get a nacho cheese sauce. I didn't, but that's all right. You asked for that Chalupa, get a side of nacho cheese sauce, you can do it yourselves. Boom. Notcho cheese sauce between the Chalupa shell and between the Gerido shell, boom, you're good. You're golden. I'm telling you right now, you get two of those Chalupas and a fucking crunch wrap. That's a meal right there dude talk a bell oh my god the bell puns have begun hey YouTube what do you call a bunny rabbit that rings a bunny rabbit that rings a bell tower and works at a hotel a bellhop oh my god that was horrible that was horrible that was a bell tower and works at a hotel, a bellhop. Oh my God, that was horrible. That was just, oh, oh. God damn it, those bell jokes were more cheesy than the cheese on my taco. No, but I'm all serious this though. I got that phone on the charge work. It's your boy King Cobra back at you with another video and I'll catch you all later.