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What is up YouTube? That is a cool picture. That was an option offered by YouTube. So I appreciate that. But yes, Cobra now has 50,000 subscribers. That is insane. Dudes, duets, thank you for helping spread the dark Lord and Savior's good word. I have a nice piping hot glass of Cratum tea. I got the green version, dumb and green. Don't have any alcohol, but that's alright. Trying to cut down on my drinking. However, if I can get some of that cheddar, I might get some tomorrow after I check my PO box, because tomorrow I gotta find a way to get a cab, and go check my PO box, because Deathbed Tapes, as, well, it's from my new album is what it is, you know. At the Gates of Hell, we have these big-ass posters. And it's for my new album is what it is, you know. At the Gates of Hell we have these big ass posters that people got with the deluxe version and they're being autographed by yours truly and then set back in the mail. So I want to try to get into that as soon as I can. We got some PayPal and cash out shoutouts man and then we got a video response. If you're familiar with this attractive of age lady by the name of Shoo on Head she had this video called how to be a real man and she reads off basically people saying stupid shit on the internet and yeah I think Sean's head's cute but I'm not going to try anything dude. It's an acquired taste. It's got kind of like an earthy sort of vestibally taste. Not the best taste in the world, but it gets the job done. I don't care if it tastes bad, to be honest. It does what Cratum does. And I appreciate the fan sending it. I'll grab that packaging real quick and plug it. There we are trung on the lights. That's the Cratum Company that the fans sense. I got a scooper in there that they use from an empty G field container and I stuck it in there so I can scoop it out into a cup pretty straightforward. Good stuff man, I'll put that right there. And thank you fans for supporting me like you have no idea. Like how grateful I am. To be doing what I love doing on the internet. Gabrielle with her $10 holler to PayPal. A shout out to your friend, Reed, and happy birthday, that's most definitely what the fuck is up. If you donate money to talk shit on my cash up or PayPal, I'm just going to take your money and ignore your shout-outs. Shout out to Mark and his baby Eleanor. That's what's up. Thank you Ian for your $4.20 cent donation. Eleanor. That's what's up. Thank you Ian for your $4.20 donation. I appreciate it. And hey, thank you for tuning in to watch the video. If you're just tuning in to hate the video, well then I appreciate you. Yeah. Patrick, thank you for your $6.66 donation. Hey man, fuck the trolls. I've watched you on and off since Danknet. Get a thing on you, shout out to Danknet, hell yeah. You aren't a sicko man. The trolls are so desperate for attention and a reaction. It's pathetic. You're the best my guy regards oh g kb I agree fuck the trolls they're trying to gas light me and Chris Chan my ass and to becoming one and I flat out fucking refuse I flat out fucking refuse So there's a there's this other chick named Kate it's not She said Cubs message me and I'll pay you a hundred dollars to go on stream for an hour and not drink challenge accepted. Thank you for your donation or donations I should say Yeah, she gave me two donations of five dollars and uh 3636 so I appreciate that. I'm catching up on my shout-outs. I don't do them very often just because I'll often build up over time. You know, and the money is nice, but honestly, you too, it's not about the money, it's about entertaining the fans. entertaining the fans. Christopher, thank you for your $15 holler, he writes, get some dank food on me, that's what's up. I was doing a food review earlier. However, I did not like the way it turned out, so I ended up deleting it. But I got some food for later when I get hungry. I tried Taco Bell's wings and their new grilled chicken burritos. They were pretty tasty dude. Daniel, thank you for your $1 holler. He says, here's money for hookers. $1 ain't gonna get me shit, and I don't fuck with that. But I appreciate that. James… Oh, go back. Go back! Damn it! There we go. James, thank you for your $20 dollar hauler. He writes… Nothing, all right, cool. Just thank you for your money, dude. Appreciate it. 100%. 9 degrees outside so bear with me here. Christopher, thank you for your $2 holler. He writes, yo Cobes, you're the best. I recently bought some of your tactical soap and my up age girlfriend has been all over me. That's what's up. Now that's what I like to hear. Fuck yeah, dude. That's why I like wearing it because chicks like the smell of it. coupon code king Cobra It's like out that affiliate and that coupon code will get you 15% off Yeah I don't have to get laid to know the tactical soap works shout out to Paris. Thank you for your 15 dollar hauler. Cheer up, Cobes. You got fans in Seattle sending love. Appreciate it. 50,000 subscribers, man. I don't have any alcohol to like toast off that glorious victory. I'm getting halfway to 100K, but I got some cratums, so that's best thing, right? Stephan, thank you for your $1 holler, I appreciate it. How much to unblock all band chatters and chats? There's still your fans, dude. The haters make you money. Yeah, they do. Realistically, if every one of my 50K subscribers donated to my cash ever PayPal, I might consider on banning everyone. Don't need one dollar to my cash ever PayPal. I might consider unbanting everyone I named a price people Yeah And that's not e-baking us just in the business exchange much like when people are like say your name's John and your buddy Ace is having a birthday and they're like John so-and-so gives you a dollar. Hey man give my buddy Ace an happy birthday shout-out you know and that's what I do it's it's just like hammy-oh-dewed only cheaper. Thank you Inspector Bluer for your dollar donation. I appreciate it. Miss Hobbs, thank you for your $2 hauler. Shout out to Yang Chen and the nation of Taiwan. I didn't show out your first name for obvious reasons, but there you go. I appreciate. I appreciate y'all donating dude really do you have no idea getting my p.o. box stuff is going to be more important than anything else so yeah Matthew thank you for your dollar, man. I appreciate it. See what they write. Cobra, what's your ideal woman? Well, first of all, of age, alive, cisgendered, consenting, non-related, and at least a four or above on the good looks scale. Like, if she's a six on her best day, you know, kind of thing. Preferably someone who is 21 and up, that's as low as I go is 21. You could realistically date an 18 year old because it's legal but it's not as fun because you can't take them out for a drink. Thank you GMT for plugging the links brother I appreciate it. Oh man, but yeah it's Sunday at 9 o'clock. You're a great dude Josh, take this bud money and let's get high together. Yeah I wish I had some marijuana. I saw a tick talk, someone made about Ozzy Ozzy Osborne in concert and I just started laughing and had to share it on Facebook. You see Ozzy Oursbourne on stage, he's just like, Can I have your attention please? If you have any drugs or alcohol, please give them to me. The dude to hand him is just grinning here to ear. I love it, dude. Yeah. Love the fuzzy motherfucker! A circle of protection for Sean. Thank you for your donation of $2 on your shoulder bud. And he also wanted me to shout out his favorite musician. Let click on that. Shout out to Sean's favorite musician. Bob Dylan. there you go. Not that asshole sitting right there, but… I would love to take my dummy Sean to meet Robert the doll. I think that would be just awesome. I would ask permission of course, because yeah, there's just certain things I want to fuck with. I would love to see Robert the doll in person and ask for a photo because I think that voodoo shit's just fucking cool man. All right, so we got Douglas, what do you got? Shout out to the Marines of Lady Harpy, Sherman, Bugman, Gertrude, Laylith, and Kuru, the Marines Love You, Coves, Semper, Fai. Thank you for your service, I appreciate it, and your support. Your boy Cobras got fans, that are members of the police department, I got fans that in the military. Yeah, I know I got fans that are in the military. Yeah, I know, I got fans in some really scary places. I love it. Yeah. Let's see, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, I'll get, yeah, I'll get, good, good, good, good, good, all right. Trying to keep up with all my donors here. Thank you John for your $10.12. Hey dude, thanks for being the cool rock spider that you are. Cheers. Cheers man, thank you for your supports. 50,000 subscribers and growing, so you know what you do. Hit that subscribe button. Shout to a Twitch TV. Yeah. Let's see what she got there. Hi Coz, can you please give a shout out to Miss Random? She's an of age… Regarded Big Titty Game or Girl, I keep rocking and blazing Cobs forever. your support. All right. Shout out to John, thank you for your $5 holler and a happy late birthday to your of age girlfriend Billy, fuck sirex. I'll drink you that, fuck that little piddle piece of shit. I thought the world'm clicking on. Yes, I do think that is all my shout-outs because I'm clicking on these. If I missed ya, I got a couple here that are on hold. Right now, so a bunch of these donations are on hold and I'm not going to give you a shout out until you take the on hold part off. I know I got I might have missed someone hold up shout out to Slade thank you for your five dollars keep doing you man I still have hair but I shave it off because I reject society and authority can't wait till the weekend so I can have some drink combo for sure Slade keep doing your thing man thank you for your support Like I get them caught up to the point where I'm just like okay I'm putting on hold so we can't get it. Oh, oh, oh, oh, it will show them. Oh, yeah, thanks for your money, dude. Appreciate it. Yeah. all of them because I'm starting to get it like you know I get them caught up to the point where I'm just like okay I remember shouting out that shout out kind of thing so beautiful shout to Millie she's a big fan thank you Roy for your $1 to cash app. Speeds! Speeds says he's gay for King Cobra JFS and to please read it on stream. Okay. Hey man, I don't swing that way but no judgment. Thank you for your dollar hauler. Fuck controls. Tyle, thank you for your donation of $3.00, he writes for Fuck the Troll, shout out to your brother, Gingus. That's what's up. Oh yeah. to cash out happy birthday to daphne and shout to daphne look shout out to daphne happy birthday stinky there we go jee thank you for your two dollars mother of regarded bogg rights i want Cobra to spank me after he gets done fucking my mom That's one bad-ass boy, let me tell you. Here's one dollar to prove it. Yeah, man, for sure. Asa, thank you for your one dollar hauler. For Cobra is an awesome You-tuber who doesn't eBay and I totally support him. Yeah, you know, thank you for your $1.00, shout out to you, hey Ricky, don't suck at video games. Thank you for your $2. Johnny Raw! Thank you for your $1.00. He's like, what is your middle name? It's actually Faye, FAY. I come from ranch hands and military background as part of my family, that's pretty sweet. Yeah. Monica for Coves. There's a bugger in your nose. No, there isn't because I try to make sure I clean that shit before I go on camera or check, you know. No, thank you for your $1 holler, man. I appreciate it. For get your account out of the negative. I did. Thank you very much, I appreciate it. Stephen on Thursday, thank you for your $10. Joshua, was it worth the $100? Doing that challenge, you're literally killing yourself slowly. Yes it was, if you're referencing, when I did that $100 drink challenge, yes it was worth it. And living is just a slow way to commit suicide if you think about it. And fuck suicide for that matter. Trey, for love you, Cobes, fuck these trolls. Amen to that brother. Thank you for your $5. Michael, for hashtag, fuck, controls.. Have a good day, Cobbs… Michael for hashtag fuck controls have a good day cobs Take a shot 100% I definitely did that 19 dollars man. That's what's up stumpy for eating boogie 50 dollar hot, 50 dollar pizza, wishing he had domino or little seizures. Hey man, sorry to hear that. But it is what it is. Now I actually got some food in the fridge. I ordered And I tried both flavors, they're both really good. But then I also tried their wings, which will be available till February 9th. And then to go with it, I got a Gerritos Locos Taco Supreme and a Chilupa Supreme, which I'm saving for later when I get hungry. And to wash it down, I had a Mountain Dew Baja blast and mango Fiesta Tatiastati mix, medium, delicious. wash it down I had a mountain do Baja blast and mango fiesta tea mix medium delicious mother of regarded bog says please check your paypal boy I love sucking your dick cobra I'm a stupid YouTube troll who can't stop sucking cobra's dick and I told these trolls to lick my cobras dick and I told these trolls to lick my fucking buck crack. I told them. I told these trolls to lick my fucking buck crack and they just won't listen. I tell ya. It's ridiculous. And a shout out to the real Jerry Blake. Thank you for your $100 for you on that challenge. Appreciate it. That's all the shoutouts for now. Uh, those are all cash app shoutouts. So I appreciate the, your generosity folks. I really do. And you don't have to donate. You do not have to donate. Okay. it is greatly appreciated regardless. You know. right now I'm just going to take any money I make. It is greatly appreciated regardless, you know. Right now I'm just going to take any money I make tonight to just transfer it straight into my bank account. And That's most definitely what the fuck is up YouTube. So I appreciate y'all donating. So let's watch this Shiwon Head video and reaction content kind of creator. She is simply just rereading some of the dumbest things I've heard people say on the internet. Let me ask you, oh check this out, this is my new wand, this thing is sexy, gets you some. Oh, I will be making more wands tomorrow after I check my PO box and then I'll get those listed. So I appreciate you all supporting me on that. Just because you have a fucking Twitter account does not mean you can share every fucking stupid thought that pops into your fucking tiny piece-sized brain every little fucking thought you have is not validated. I got like halfway through the video and I was just like oh my god people cannot be this fucking stupid. Holy fucking shit. I legitimately commented on the video. Yeah, I commented what I commented on. If you wanna follow along with the video, I'll put it on in chat and you can check out shoe on head. Be sure you give her a subscribe. Bye. Not on glass. So check out Shulon Head when I wash this here Vigio. Men, what are they? For centuries us women have tried to figure them out. Such strange, fascinating creatures. But recently, men have been in a crisis sperm count is low liberalism sperm count is low I would disagree with that just us chat with me high testosterone is decreasing soy is increasing a fifth well if your testosterone is decreasing then maybe you might want to consider switching up to something like tactical soap Because tactical soap is made of all natural ingredients. It's cold-cut pressed pheromones soap designed to attract the of-age ladies. They now offer a moisturizing body barter for your dude skin skin. They have deodorant for your pits. They have the little cologne sticks. They have the God of War Beard Oil and of course they're soap. Now when I when I shower now like I'll shower with myself and then when I get out of the shower I'll throw on my God of War Beard Oil to make my beer nice and soft and I'll take some of that lotion and I'll rub it all over my face and my arms. And I gotta say that that lotion is the bee's knees dude. It left my skin so freaking soft and smelling really good. Shout out to Shannon and Art. I was on the shark Show the other night. And the podcast that I did with them will be coming out in four parts by Wednesday, so check that out. So Shoo-onhead is making this here a video on how to be a real man. And in today's society, I get so tired, can I say this, as a white, straight, cis-gendered, heterosexual, of age male, of everyone calling me a piece of shit because of my skin color, or because of my sexual orientation, or because I'm whites, or because I'm a man. And on top of that, it's like, yo, you're a racist, you're a sexist. Why? Because a couple of assholes from my side of the people are like that. Fuck you. Women, you know exactly what I'm talking about. Okay? As a man, I get so sick and tired of everyone trying to define masculinity and then at the same time challenging mine, it's irritating. You know, like, okay, so some assholes are men, big deal, that sucks, what do you do? All you can do is be a good person and fuck what anybody else has to say. All you can do is be a good person and fuck with anybody else has to say. Now this is just like when women have their feminine identity taken and challenged from them. But that's for a different video. what is feminine? You exactly what I'm saying do, is you know what I'm saying? You cannot expect women to give a fuck about men's rights if we do not give a fuck about their rights. But the idea of the male feminist is laughed at in today's society. It's seen as a sign of weakness. And women go through the same things, YouTube. If women dare support men and men's rights in the same fashion, they get called weak, they get called unfeminine. And it's like, whatever happened to make love, not war. And you know, sometimes I don't mind being and in a dry spell because it could be worse that could be the creative talking though honestly when you see six million women on tic-toc screaming hashtag kill all men you know I'm a pretty tough dude like one or two chicks or one or two people you know I would never hit a woman unless she had a gun point in my head let's get that straight right now but like six million women are all that pissed off at men you know it makes me a little concern for my life you know and if I'm not afraid to be vulnerable like that and admit that on YouTube because that's just how I am. And furthermore, it's like, wow, whose balls and dick do we go to step on? Never mind the fact that if like 6 million men went off on Tik Talk and screamed this crap about women, there will be screams of sexist, all men are the same, and in-sailing, soy boy, and you need to get laid. Man, the cradums almost, I'm not to make me another glass of this man, just get blasted on cradim, and do a video response. So yeah, I'm having a celebratory get blasted on cradem and do a video response. So yeah, I'm having a celebratory drink of some cradem. Tomorrow after I go to my PO box, if I still have some money left after calling the cab and all that, I'll see what I can do about getting some party favors, you know, go to a local dispensary, maybe get some greenage. Maybe Dornash a bottle of pink champagne. Because 50,000 subscribers is huge. The idea that men cannot stand up for women's rights about being told, you're just britchered signaling how much you want pussy. And I'm like, fuck that. Yeah, some men are like that and it's disgusting. and it ruins it for the guys who actually give a fuck you know if you want to sit there and say the only reason that men are feminists is because they want to get laid that's like saying the only reason the only reason she wants to suck your dick so you wife so you wife her up marry her so she can divorce you and take all your shit Some do does have like lemon in it, which would enhance the taste of the cradum. Hmm. But now, I don't need sugar to sweeten up. Mayor enough, your damn it. skyrocketing instead of chopping wood and hunting mammals. Men are throwing on thai high socks and catnies. The question on everyone's mind is how do we stop this epidemic? How do we save men? I got an idea. Let's just let people be people as long as you're in a fucking sicko or an inhuman piece of shit. Who cares? Like if women if women want to wear baggy clothes and cut the hair short, who cares? Like if dudes want to wear dresses and grow their hair out long, call themselves a female, who cares? You know? Why is it anyone's business? Why are people making this a big deal more than it needs to be? Now growing up as a kid, yes, I did the whole goth thing in junior high and high school. It started off as a way to rebel against my parents and rebel against society, but then I felt comfortable doing it, so then I just stuck with it. Now, you know know I get told that Cobra you need to grow the fuck up you know and you need you need to wear adult clothing I'm over here like okay my favorite Ozzy Osbourne t-shirts and and these are a pair of my custom-made Cobra skull jeans clothes do not define you as an adults unless of course you're in baby clothes and that's different don't even get no with skull genes. Clothes do not define you as an adult, unless of course you're wearing baby clothes and that's different. Don't even get, no, these people who identify as trans age don't know, okay, I don't have enough substance in my apartment right now to do a video on that, just no, stop it. to do a video on that just no stop it's well today we're finally going to get answers because i look for them in the most knowledgeable reliable and trustworthy place on earth the internet the internet is a great place to find cringe for you guys oh you are preaching to the choir shoe on head i think shoe on head's cute but I'm not going to try nothing. Yeah, what's up? I've seen a Shoo-on-head naked and yeah. It is also a dangerous and scary place. So before… Yeah, the… You know, that's what I'm saying, dude. Like… scary and dangerous place. Atlas v. PN. is the digital tool that helps keep your information secure and private while you use the internet. When you use Atlas VPN, it will hide your personal and private information from everyone and everything looking to steal it, including the government. And it currently has over 6 million users worldwide. Atlas features some great… Are you saying the government wants to steal information? No. It's a conspiracy man! Like, hey, Cobra, cut your fucking hair and grow the fuck up. It's like, dude, your hair and your clothing and the way you dress do not defy you as an adult. It's the actions you make. I love to drink alcohol because I like the taste of it, I like the way it makes me feel, I don't need it, I want it. There's a difference. I haven't had alcohol in like the last three days. And I'm content, you know. Although it's like, you know, hey, not every day you reach 50,000 subscribers. So yeah, like I said, if I can get a bottle of pink champagne tomorrow, to toast 50K subscribers, you know I'm going to do it. Because your boy Cobra loves his pink champagne. Or just champagne in general. Yeah. Right now, a couple of that crate, I'm here in a minute. All gone. We'll let that bitch set in. 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In fact, last night I carved a wand in like record time so I'll be sending certain family members of mine some magic wands as late Christmas gifts as well as some other really cool goodies you know but I'm not going to get into detail about that. Side note you boy Cobra has really nice taste in jewelry. Well. For free with a 30-day money-back guarantee. Like, I didn't even realize what the fuck I was doing, you know. I literally got out of that fucking jail cell after I blew zeros. And I'm calling my dad and he's like you were a fucking asshole last night Josh and I got all my stuff back minus my magic lawns and my bag of pipe tobacco which is not a big deal because you know I can always get more pipe tobacco and I can always make more wands so it's not that big of a deal and I can always make more wands so it's not that big of a deal. That was honestly one of the best tasting cigarettes I've ever fucking had. I literally sat there and chain smoked four fucking cigarettes and opened up my other pack that I had. You know, like I felt so fucking, like the biggest fucking cut for what I did. What was worse than the way it made my dad feel was honestly the way it affected the rest of my family. You know and that was kind of my wake-up call to be like you know it's okay to have a drink but I'll admit like the last couple of months my drinking has been a little bit heavier than usual. I go through periods where I drink a lot and I cut down and I drink a lot and cut down. And it gets really bad around the holidays and honestly that's a piss poor excuse to drink because you're depressed around the holidays kind of thing. So I'm glad Christmas is over but fucking's fucking a I feel like the biggest asshole dude and there's always next year is always this you know I'm saying well next Christmas is going to be a lot better for me because I'm not going to be like that you know that was just you know I didn't deserve the love you game Yeah, Shreditch That's get dot atlas vpn.com slash shoe on head link in the description and thank you to atlas vpian for sponsoring this video Let's get back to it Thank you for not skipping the ad You welcome you didn't skip the ad right what? Oh, look at you holding up the knife. Look at you holding up. That's fucking nice. Look at you holding up that fucking knife. Look at you. This is a pocket knife I got for Christmas. This thing is pimp. I'm not going to say who I got it from because it doesn't fucking matter, you know. Sweet. She was like, you didn't skip the ad, did you? Yeah. Drop E minor tuning I call it spooky tuning. Yeah. Nurd! Oh, well the bugs, opens the jars, and dies in the wars. That is a man. Somebody's… Stereotypes! I'll say the correct way to be a man is to be protective and strong, and blah, blah, blah. Other… Well, I would actually agree with that. It is a man's job to protect. We are protectors. We are providers. It's just… protect. We are protectors. We are providers. It's just that's what it is. You know, at the same time, to suggest that women are so dainty, they can't squish a fucking spider. It's just unless, of course, you have crippling arachnophobia, you know, then I don't know what to tell you. Plus, spiders are cool. What's wrong with you people? I've held a tarantula, it was one of those orange and black ones. I was at this, the science zone here in town, that's a cool little spot to check out if you ever get the chance, to visit locally. And they had these two tarantulas. And I was just like, dude, that is so freaking cool. And the carerader was like, you wanna hold them? And I'm like, yes. So I had this one older one that was a little bit duller in color. You could tell they were older, you know. And then I had another one, which you could tell was more vibrant and a lot younger. And much to the horror of my stepmom who was taking me there at the time. She was like those things aren't venomous. Are they in the curators like only mobly? But yeah dude I like holding tranchellas man they're cool. Their legs are like little Velcro. It was just. was man, they're cool. Their legs are like little Velcro is just… I'm naturally good with animals. So you could tell when I was holding the tarantulas on my arm and they were just crawling on me. They weren't aggressive, they weren't like, you know, because me being… I'm into like creepy crawlies and snakes and shit like that, so naturally. Yeah. If I built my clock tower dream house, I'd probably get a cobra. I'm not going to lie. I'd have to have a de venom and raised on pinks and it'd cost like $2,000. And it would have its own room in the mansion, but… The only thing that stops me from actually doing that is the money and more importantly you have to deven them, the snake for it to be legal to own in Wyoming. And I kind of feel like that's just unnecessary cruel to get the snake. You know. Occasionally, Segue to stupid bullshit on the internet. Grown men should not be playing video games past the age of 12. Video games are for children. Whoa, what? Okay, so now here we are at the point in the video where she reads all the dumb-ass people tweeting out dumb shit. So… So, Gohan has mentioned I'd be playing video games past the age of 12. Video games are for children. I disagree. Video games are a great way to relieve stress. There's times where I don't feel like playing guitar or making a video, so I'll fire up my PlayStation 3. You know, I'll play some L.A. Nor Nor some GTA 5 or some Red Dead Redemption or some Colla Duty or whatever, you know. There we go Men who say they want a game or girlfriend or gay, if you want a girlfriend who plays video games, just date a man. Women should not be playing video games. The fuck is that sexist bullshit. That fucking comment had me triggered. I'm like, really! Then, uh……………………!…………………!………………………………………!…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… Inserts my last girlfriend Summer who played video games. Gameer chicks are real and they are fucking awesome, dude. I remember cuddling up with Summer on the couch and playing mortal combats. Oh yeah, dude. You get yourself a girlfriend who loves to play video games. She's not gonna bitch at you when you spend too much time playing call of duty. If anything, she's going to be playing with you. Get it playing with you. Okay. The person who wrote that, it just sounds like you're mad as hell because you can't get a game or girlfriend. Or you're a jealous fucking chick who can't find a man. So you gotta attack them. It's like, could you imagine though? If this shit were gender reversed and women got attacked for their femininity, you'd never hear the end of it, YouTube. Girlfriend who plays me. I'm pretty sure that doesn't make you gay if you want a chick. Just saying. What the fuck do I know? Ames, just data man. Fellas, is it gay? To want a girlfriend who shares interests with you? No, it are stupid. Oh! Men who spend six hours a day playing call of duty instead of signing up to join the real army and serve their country. And six hours a day playing call of duty instead of signing up to join the real army and serve their country. I would serve myself rat poison before I served this country. That's your opinion. I would gladly serve this country if I wasn't too old to join. But I suffer from Asperger syndrome and mild schizophrenia, ADHD and OCD and Tourette's. And yeah. When I was a senior in high school, Go Mustangs, freaking, they asked me to join and they were just like, do you take any medications? And I said, yeah, I take, at the time I was taking medication for my Aspergers, I don't take it now, I pretty much self-medicate, but that's neither here or not there. And I'm like, well, because you take medication for your Aspergers, we're going to have to slightly decline. And I'm like, that's all right, man. I appreciate what the military does for our country, dude, 100. I have several active… like, there have been members of my family who served for my country, for our country, the good old U.S. of A. And my buddy Waltz, a Vietnam veteran, you know that? My buddy Waltz, you know, Angie's husband, contracted Agent Orange. He was a sniper for the military man and he fought in Vietnam. So you know, fuck the assholes bullying those two. You feel good about yourself? That man fought for our fucking country just so you could bully him because he's friends with me. Fucking assholes, dude. This one had me laughing too. If you're a man dating a woman who loves to play video games like you do, you probably get pegged by her too. Yeah, there is this thing called consent and I mean, hey, you want to go 50 Shades of Gray with your girlfriend? What shall I do behind closed doors? No judgment. Yeah, me personally, no. No. What I fucking of age chicken the ass, 100, dude, I have. Reach your own rubber clip while you're doing it. Yeah, reach around, talkins for gay couples, you know. And dating a woman who plays video games, you probably get pegged pegged by her too. I'm sure some of them like that, thrown as men that play video games, ask yourself. Oh my fucking guy, and of course here comes the fucking stereotypes. I'll set this sexy bastard down and uh, yeah. BC Rich hit me up, I love your guitars. Dude, I gotta fix myself another cup of this cradum. Holy fucking shit. Show that logo. This is for 21 and up people. Now the, well, excuse me, the person who owns this company is a fan of my videos. So be sure you give them give them some support. I want to get high open the fuck up. There we go. That was the perfect amount of Cratham powder too. Wasn't too much. Like I said I took a, I ran out a G feel in one of my containers so I took a G feel scooper to put into these bags so I can just scoop it out with a portion it. Now we're then you add some hot water to activate it. And then you give her the stir. The Cratum, I thought Cratum came from pot but actually it comes from the same plant that makes coffee. Go figure. the idea that okay if you're a video gamer you can't get pussy that is so fucking stupid well if you spend like nine to ten hours a day playing video games in the rest of your day working at a job then you know find yourself a a gamer chicken you know i haven't had sex in almost six years. This year, I'm entering my sixth year of dry spellage and I don't care anymore. I find myself bitching about it on occasion, but who doesn't, dude? You hear all these women on buzzfeed who are whining for the same god damn reason? But it'll happen when it happens, it's just gotta give it time. Keep rocking that tactical soap. Keep waiting patiently. need to be coming a sicko like some Chris Chan type one thing that's one thing you know when you know Cobra hates sick goes and all that shit. If you want to troll a Cobra nice hairdo Trevor Phillips called he wants his hairdo back. Lord Voldemort said nice hare you fucking assole. Hey Cobra quit trying way too hard to be the next Aussie Osborne, it's pathetic. technology has just improved so much. Like it is really cool how we can see tweets made in 1998. Men who- Yeah, and you know, here's the thing of it. Sometimes sex is overrated, you know, and you have to learn to be happy with just being single. The first like two to three years of my dry spell, I was miserable. I was constantly depressed. I bish about it non-stop and I'm like and then I started looking into it I'm like you know I started pitching about how unfair it is with all these double standards that us men had to face a light clicked on in my head I'm like what about the double standards that women have to face so I'm like you know what? Instead of wasting your time on the internet whining about your dry spell, how about we put that towards, I don't know, improving gender relations with my perspectives? It doesn't make it fact. It doesn't. Things creep me out. What do you need 300 Pokemon cards for? Okay, so first of all, 300 Pokemon cards is… Okay, and that's the… here's this person going, men who collect things creep creep them out. And there here's this person going, men who collect things creep creep them out. Keep in mind, Shoo on head is just reading ridiculous social media posts about the dumb shit people say and reacting to it. It's called having a fucking hobby. Some people collect Yu-O-G-O-Pokimon cards. I currently have four guitars in my possession. Yu Harbor banjo sent me. So yeah, I've got enough guitars for now. If I built my clock tower dream house, I'd have to have a room just dedicated to collecting guitars. That many pogomongards, I think I have more than 300 pogomong cards and I organize them from cutest to ugliest. They will, how many shoes do you think? Let me ask the chick who wrote that about men. They think that men who collect creepy, that men are creepy for collecting things. What if you're a stereotypical female and you collect shoes? What if you're a stereotypical female and you collect shoes? You know, and some man tweets out, Oh, I think women who collect shoes are superficial and materialistic and creepy and bitchy. You'd never hear the end of it. So I'm like, don't collect shame so. And like, you know, there are some weird collections out there. Like, it's one thing, like, if you're collecting your belly button lens in a jar, that's just nasty. That's just, no, no, no. You have. There's one dude I heard about on the YouTube, I forget his fucking name, but yeah, I'm not going to get into that. What's with the sudden trend of grown men playing with children's toys? Do these men also make space-shippy sounds when playing with them? Hashtype man-child and you can't see it because it's censored but they added… And what's wrong with that? Okay, there's nothing wrong with grown-ask men playing with toys. There are people out there who identify as babies and they're like literally in their 30s and 40s and they dress up and make all the noises. It's called being trans age and it's just it's as bad and weird as you think it is like nope. And then what makes it even worse is these weirdos try to play with their fellow kids as they call it. But I'm like dude you were a grown ass adult trying way too hard to reconnect with your inner child. Stop it. Stop it. People are telling me to grow the fuck up but I'm like… That's some Chris Hansen type shit like uh… why don't you have a seat? What are you doing here? What are you doing here? Why don't you have a seat? Brinton Chen here, like, is this attractive? Mommy? Like, yes, I, you know, I was in the mood to play with my Legos. I'd still do it. Granted, I haven't played with my Legos since I was a kid. but there's that I had as a kid. But there's that too. And furthermore, when I build my clock tower dream house, I wanna find all the matchbox cars that I had as a kid to play with, you know what I'm saying? What's wrong with that? You know? As you know, I'm saying you get the tracks and little cars, you know, I'm saying Yeah, dude Mommy sorry mommy also as a kid. I also loved playing with toy guns So like I totally get it I don't think model I feel like that's a very normal male hobby to have or just females You know you're not gonna like genderize it. You know what I'm general gender rise it. You know what I'm saying like there are women and men who like to build model airplanes you know and purposely don't wear a mask while you're using the glue. See what happens You know I was in job Corps I built a model car and I remember working on it in the arts and classroom at Job Corps and then I deliberately got real close to it. So the fumes from the model glue would fuck me up. Like yeah yeah man. The hobby is masculine or feminine, but if we are doing this shit, I think building… I think we should stop taking words like masculine and feminine, and then applying it to things like hobbies. Like, you would think that having a hobby is fucking gender neutral. You know this idea that well men do this women do that? Shut the fuck up with that crap. Things is pretty masculine. Like is society in general not just men building things? Did someone ask? She said it, not me. Like is society in general not just men building things? And someone asked… She said it, not me. A valid question. Please provide your lists of acceptable leisure activities that meet your approval. And this is what this dude said, changing the oil in the car, upgrading the RAM in the family computer, doing the laundry, reading, writing, making chili or soup, home repair, playing soccer slash rugby slash football slash hockey most of these are just chores oh boy can't wait to change the oil in the car updating RAM on the family computer oh God I remember having a family computer I remember I remember not knowing how to delete the history. Yeah. She went ahead, she's like, I remember having a family computer and not knowing how to delete the history. That's how I got in trouble with my grandparents when I was younger and at that age, discovering the opposite sex. That was a fun little dinner table conversation. so Josh, you got a thing for Brittany Spears and wanting to see your naked. How'd you fucking know? You forgot to clear the history, you dumb fuck. Of course, now I've seen Brittany Spears naked thanks to the internet. Yeah. And people are like, oh my God you guys, Britney Spears is having a mental breakdown because she's posting naked pictures of her cell phone Instagram. I'm over here like that's every fucking chick on Instagram dude. It's not a mental breakdown. She'll see me complaining. Could I feel bad for her kids though? Or like, Mom, Mom, Mom, could you know?, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, no, mom, stop, mom, stop, please, please stop. Imagine being Brittany Spears as kids and then their kids friends being like, dude, your mom's hot. Shut up! Family, computer. Nothing more soy than grown men obsessed with a sports team. It's called having a hobby. You know, this idea, we can't do anything without being judged in our fucking God damn society. I'm so fucking over it, dude. The favorite sports team are highly unattractive to me. A man is supposed to dominate his field, conqueror, Rav ravages opponents, and bring glory to his name and family, and here he is watching and cheering on other men doing just that. A masculine cuckery. Let me ask that person this question, YouTube. If there's a woman who supports another woman, is it going to be called feminine cuckery? You know? And furthermore, let's just say this, if a woman happens to support Amy Schumer, and then a man says, well, I can't get a woman who supports that bitch, he's going to get called a fucking sexist. I actually watched a little bit of Amy Shumor's comedy. She had this stand-up bit on YouTube from like 2009. And she was making jokes about women getting raped in college and I was just so offended. I was like, nope, this bitch is fucking dumb back. But then I'm being told by women if you don't find Amy Schuer funny you're a sexist. I'm like, okay then call me a sexist because I'm not laughing at that shit. In people, men who watch dudes and tights chase a ball around a field covered in woke messaging while our country goes up in flames might be a stretch. Your country is being invaded and destroyed and you're watching sports balls? So what if women are watching UFC and they're watching women and they have their favorite UOC female fighter? Is that different? No, not really. Ad. Like what do these guys do all day for fun the only acceptable manly activity just on these people is like making fun of 15 year olds on Tikpok who are experimenting with their gender identity I feel like it's really not that deep and you know what pisses me off about that because back in my day when I was 15 I'd taint my fucking nails black I grow my hair out long I'd wear spikes spikes nobody was like, oh my God, are you questioning your gender or your sexuality? It's like, no, I'm fucking gone. I've listened to Cradle of filth and Ozzy. I was born with what the fis wrong with you. species. We used to watch people fight in like college. Yeah, humans are very competitive and by nature. It's just it's how we've adapted us a species. If humans did not compete to survive, you would not be here today. We used to watch. But regrettably, but arguably, but not regrettably, excuse me, but no, freedoms kicking in and I'm twisting my words. Arguably though, humans today have it a lot easier than the prehistoric humans ever did. Because now we no longer have to hunt for our food, we can just go to the store or our restaurant and order it. It works apart by lions and colesiums. Now we watch stickball or we watch two nerds debate about politics on twitch. That is our modern day colesium. Now we watch stickball or we watch two nerds debate about politics on twitch. That is our modern day, Colosseum. You keep… Yeah, that's the truth. Humans used to watch dudes fight lions and Colosseums and shit, and now we watch radicalist assholes argue with each other on the internet. We duck. Fuck! Woke culture. Like real men. Went on a date with a man who got in our Uber and instantly put on a seat belt. The date went okay and he was sweet but I ghosted him. I could not get the image of him wearing a seat belt out of my mind. feminine. If you're a grown-ass man and you… Oh my fucking gone. Okay, seat belts are a requirement for your fucking safety. Okay, like, God forbid you get into a car crash and go flying through the window. You're not gonna wanna get scraped up by all that, all that glass and shits. You know what I'm saying? A seat belt in the passenger seat, you are likely to be a raging homosexual. Fellas isn't… What? Where an instantly put on a seat belt. The date went okay and he was sweet but I ghosted him. I could not get the image of him wearing a seat belt out of my mind. Femin. feminine. If you're a grown-ass man and you wear a seat belt in the passenger seat, you are likely to be a raging homosexual. Okay, your personal choice and whether or not you wear a fucking seat belt does not determine your sexuality. Jesus, fucking Christ. I'm a straight ally, so hear me out. As long as you're not it with are alive of age adults and human and consenting who cares for the people you're doing it with are alive of age adults and human and consenting who cares that's pretty basic. Fellows, is it gay to not want to die in a car accident? Speaking of people, to actually found out recently that when. That's the stigma behind being gay, honestly. I feel bad for those individuals. I have several people that I know who are a part of LGBTQ IAA plus. What my opinion? It should be LGBTQQIAA plus. You know what I'm saying? If it's all about a quality, then why can't we include straits into the mix? Well, because straits have oppressed us for so long. Yes, and I'm sorry that you had to go through that, but not every straight person is a raging homophobic, racist, sexist, misogynistic pig. It's really about, if it's all about equality… there was like this whole anti-seat belt movement of people that were just like I will not wear my seat belt the government can't force me to wear a seat belt and when I'm I'm pretty bad about not wearing a seat belt myself you know but they help save lives in this out on line like 50 of my own fans were like shoe this would have been you and like fair enough the enough, the sun and trend of men and being attracted to female asses is part of the homosexual. Oh my fucking God, Jesus. put it. Fucking ridiculous. The sudden trend of men being attracted to female asses is a part of homosexual agenda. Men and women both have asses. If they can get you attracted to a ass on a female, what's stopping you from being attracted to a man's ass? Uh, this thing called sexual preference. That when a female bends over naked and I see your pussy, I'm just like, yeah. People are so stupid. And men and women have ass if they can get you attracted to ass is what's stopping you from being attracted to a man's ass. If a man prefers hits over ass, I just assume he is gay or at least bisexual. What kind of dumb shit is that? If a man prefers boobs over an ass, that person just assumes they're gay or bisexual that men do not have boobs like women do unless you're a trans woman then you then you're a woman okay there's two different kinds of we live in a society where there's two different kinds of women you have cis women and trans women they're both they're both women in my eyes. I support trans people just not when the fucking woke retards are fucking ruining it for LGBTQ IAA plus with their bullshit. Like hey that person over there wants to identify as a non-binary female sparkly unicorn dragon. Yeah, but that person over there wants to have sex a non-binary female sparkly unicorn dragon, yeah but that person over there wants to have sex with your dog. Hmm. See you know what I'm saying? Fuck beastiality. And prefer us. I'm pretty sure that that's just some woman who's pissed off because she doesn't have a nice pair of tits and no ass and she can't find a man because our society is shallow and hypocritical. You are no longer a baby, grow up. The user's names, but here we go. Real man prefer ass over tits. Once a man has reached puberty, he should find the breasts of a woman repulsive. They are meant to feed babies. You are no longer a baby, grow up. Wow! That just sounds like a woman who wishes she had a nice pair of yawbows, dude. There's nothing wrong with finding boobs attractive, as long as they're of age and consenting, of course. I would argue that that person needs to grow the fuck up. Foxit goes. Just saying, no judgment man. They are meant to feed babies that you are no longer a baby grow up. Can't like a woman's ass, can't like a woman's tits, you're gay, no matter what. All roads lead to gay. Restaurants? Soy. Bars? Elton John's a beautiful Sam, I'm just saying, goodbye England's rose, may you ever grow in our hearts, you are the nation, and the ring, and the earth, Speaking of Elton John man, if I won the fucking lottery, I would donate a million dollars to Sir Elton John's AIDS Foundation, bet. Soi. Everything people do to have fun is based around soy. Nature, Chad. I would call the call the All that. Yes, hello, there is a strange man eating raw meat in the park around my children. Men don't wear dresses. Or drink from straws. Watching YouTube videos is a female trait. Men who watch YouTube might as well be women. Well, what kind of, what the, oh my god, my head right now? Put on the dress. men should like men and women should dress like. The only time you'd see me wearing something like that is if I were to wear a black and green kilt to honor my Scottish ancestors, but other than that. And culture is clearly trying to blur these lines. Men should dress like men, women should dress like women, culture is clearly trying to blur these lines as and Christians should dress like women. Culture is clearly trying to blur these lines as, and Christians should exemplify the distinctions. Jesus, fucking Christ. Ladies wear dresses often. Keep your hair along and stay healthy. Men, ditch the gay look and go a beard and get strong. Oh my fucking God. Somebody took the time to write that on their Twitter page. Oh, Jesus Christ. Should exemplify the distinctions. Ladies wear dresses often, keep your hair long, and stay healthy. Fock your gender-based roles. Fock your gender-based stereotypes. If a man wants to stay home and raise the kids for a change, you know, in fact she has woman, the pipe, and slippers for a change, make your own nice martini, I say why the hell not? You know, she thought being the girl boss, you know, she has a stable relationship with her man, her man's working on his call's degree from home, but you know what? Society would call him a deadbeat. It's what it is. It's what it is. was staying at home being a stay-at-home mother working on her college degree they'd be like you go girl raise those kids has to have girl boss right if a man does it looks like your wife wears the pants a beer The gay look that's their type, she said sarcastically. Who grow beards are insecure and- Oh my God, here we go. This one right here had me laughing too. It was like, from this user calling themselves old school, and they spell SKO-O-O-O-L comments, men who grow beards are insecure and want to feel more masculine because inside they don't feel masculine L-O-L or maybe because beards are awesome. If I wanted to feel more, dude if I wanted to feel more fucking masculine I wouldn't fucking wear goth makeup. Piss off. Look at that, I'm watching Shoew One Head, not watching my screen. No mirror, look at that. There we go, beautiful. Occasionally I will wear a black lipstick, but not very honest. Now mainly this is how I do my goth look. Shout out to Jumbo, not a sponsor. It's a nice eyeliner pen, I like that. To feel more masculine because inside they don't feel masculine. Well I can't imagine why men don't feel masculine when every fucking day we're being told that masculinity is toxic and you need to be more feminine. And then as soon as you do that and comply with their rules you get told a man up and quit being a pussy so it's like what are we supposed to do here? Jesus fucking Christ. And it need to come to grips with the fact that we've all committed sexual assault. Oh my fucking God this just sounds like something that a fucking angry feminist would say men need to come to the grips with the facts. Oh my fucking God, this just sounds like something that a fucking angry feminazi man-hating count would say, men need to come to the grips with the fact that we've all committed sexual assault slash rape on women, whether you want to admit that shit or not, no the fuck we haven't, on women. Then in the comment section, comment if you've never committed a sexual assault on a woman. Like when I got to this point in the video, I left a comment on Shoo on Head's video man. I straight up said, and I quote, I will never rape. Jesus, the amount of stupid people on the internet isn't sufferable, and it makes me want to drink booze and do drugs. and our society is getting a dumber and worse every day. Me hits the weed blunt, slams a bun-line. you've never committed sexual assault on a woman. Subscribe to this. You never have or never will. I don't give a fuck when I get laid, dude. I would rather go the rest of my fucking life without sex before doing that shit. You can fuck off right now, dude. I fucking hate rape and sickos. The bloody passion. But happy Sunday folks. I appreciate y'all subscribing to my YouTube channel. 50,000 subscribers is huge for me, man. I appreciate it. And if you've never committed sexual assault, but no girl man should be drinking margarias. Oh my God! No grown man! Eh, blah, blah, blah. You know what?. Can people just not do that? As long as you're old enough to drink and you're being responsible with it, who fucking cares? What the fuck you're drinking? You know, I get so fucking sick and tired of people being like, oh my god! I saw King Cobra drinking pink champagne, what a faggot what a girly drink and it's like fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, when you're fucking gender-based bullshits and your homophobic bullshit. A grown-ass man who is very comfortable with his heterosexuality can go on camera and be like, I'll give a fuck, what you think? And drinking cocktails, it's not big and it's not clever, it makes… Men drinking cocktails, it's not big and it's not nice, or woo, look, it's not big and it's not clever, it just makes you look like an absolute tit. And birds drinking pints makes you look like a lorry driver. What the fuck are they even on about dude? He looked like an hab- Or how about you stop judging people for what the fuck they drink? You know, that's just a problem with our society is we're all fucking sitting here judging each other. Everyone's critiquing everyone else. It's just like, shut the fuck up with it. It gets to a point. Or it's like I have to physically stop making videos for a couple days to detox from the stupid. Blue Tit and birds drinking pints makes you look like a lorry driver. This is the most British shit I've ever heard of my life. Yeah. This is the most British shit I've ever heard of my life. Yeah, yeah. A translator. British, you say. Wanka. Something that gives me the ick is men drinking hot drinks. Growm mention be getting nothing from the… drinking hot drinks. The amount of… just… what? I'm sorry, but it's like negative 9 degrees outside. So pardon me for wanting to have a nice hot cup of Cratum tea. I still get excited when I hear the ice cream truck. Right? Growing men should not be… Why the hell do people care? How does it personally affect you? If it's like, I don't know, April, towards summertime, it's like 95 to 100 degrees outside, and you hear the jingle, dendidideter-dah-dah-dah and your inner kid goes yeah And you see the ice cream truck and you're just like man It's harder than Satan's balls outside. Hey, can I can I? Yeah, what do you got man? What are your frozen? dairy treats Side no, I feel bad for people who are lactose and tolerant that's got to suck dude so I just need to know what like can I get one of those a chocolate chip ice cream sandwiches you know that looks like some just straight cook you know in ice cream sweet Every she likes the Spongebob tree Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? watching this creepy gosh dude do a Spongebob voice. It's a little bit unnerving isn't it? Hey Patrick If you are a male and go to any restaurant and ask for a milkshake you are gay. Oh my god, people are so fucking stupid. If you are a male and you go to a restaurant and you order and ask for a milkshake you are gay, if you didn't know that you do, now you do. Drinking a milkshake does not make you gay. Your preferences make you what you are. This is why a lot of men are afraid to just be themselves because they're so worried about people thinking if they're gay or not. It's like, it's just, it's all social stigma, dude, I'm sick of it. Men do not drink coffee, especially not iced coffee or… Real men do not drink coffee, especially iced coffee, that or flavored coffee, that is just suss. Yeah, no it's not, because Starbucks makes good coffee, not a sponsor. liquid coffee, yeah, that is… Furthermore, the monster coffee, dude, that's my jam. like, if I'm in the mood for like a shit ton of caffeine monster done coming with this monster job like 300 which has like 300 milligrams of caffeine who get shit done man fucking cocaine and a can if I see a gentleman drinking tea I assume he is a homosexual oh I hate that these the, a lot of these are just based stupid stereotypes. As I've said it before, tea is gay coffee. Men who? No, it's not. There's no such thing as gay coffee. That's what I have to disagree with you. I'm sorry, but I'm 80% British, so I kind of took a little offense to that cultural and sensitivity kind of thing. offense to that cultural and sensitivity kind of thing. I'm sorry, but have you ever had a good cup of tea? You know, I'm just saying it's good for your immune system. suspect is hell what if they're drinking orange juice because they need that vitamin C action for Starbucks solely to see the embarrassment on the eyes of the grown man who orders a low-fat Iced latte prep through blah blah when he looks up and sees me taking a sip of my straight black coffee with no cream or sugar You know what how about you stop attacking people for their taste in coffee? There's a fucking thoughts. You know what I'm saying? It's 2023 and a lot of people have this resolution to lose weight, whatever. And admittedly, that's tough. Fuck fast shaming, that's just tough, you know. These ads on YouTube for you can lose weight. Fuck off with this I kind of feel like people who judge you for the coffee you order at Starbucks. Or the kind of fucking assholes that get judged by everybody else just like everybody else gets. And this is their way of like lashing out against it, you know. This is the start of some like, yaw-y fan fiction or something. Beta males go to hipster coffee shops for a dirty chai soy latte while alpha males go to hooders and drink fear and watch hockey. The big male left can attack me all they want. I will never apologize for being an alpha male who eat that hooders. Okay, let me ask you this. Just because you eat it hooters does not make you an alpha male. What makes you an alpha male, you know, is just doing your, you know, I'll give you an example. Look at me. Okay, I don't have to, like, try too hard to be an alpha male. What makes me an alpha is I'm strong, I'm stoic, I'm able to admit my feelings, I'm able to be weak, I'm able to be vulnerable, but at the same time I get through it. My personal decisions, you know. The confidence I have in myself that people are going to attack me for the way I look, or how my hair looks, or where you're going bald, fuck it., or when the lottery, I'll get hair looks. Oh, Cobra, you're going bald. Fuck it. I get signed by a famous musician or win the lottery, I'll get hair plugs. Not that big of a deal. You know? Damn, sir. Going to Hooters is a gender affirming experience. I've never been to a hooters, but I go one time just to see what the fuss is all about. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's a hetero. Yeah. Yeah.. Yeah! Chicks and tiny… Yeah! It's a heterosexual paradise. Beer and boobs and delicious wings. Yeah! And chicks and booty shorts be like, Damn, son! However, I will say this, before you call me a complete pig. There are some… Okay, Hooters changed their outfits from being booty shorts to basically being underwear. And I'm like, eh, okay, I get you're trying to show off your waitresses and the whole sex appeal thing, but like at some point, what does it become degrading? You know, I don't have to see a hooders waitress with a thong with nothing on but a thong to appreciate the atmosphere. You know what I'm saying? And she's got a nice pair of booty shorts on and says hooders across your ass, I'm content with that. It's for Skate Enough, you know. If I slap my rings on the guitar strings just right I can make it sound like one of those on Theremid Nah-wah-wah-wah-wah! Back to the video. Do men eat. Anyways. Back to the video. Do men eat raspberries? Men? Do you eat raspberries? Yes, I do ingest some fruits because fruit and vegetables are good for you and I do like raspberries. Ain't no man! Ain't no real man about to sit around and eat a feminine ass food like hummus. I love out so much of this like has to do with food and drinks just made up. No fucking shit the idea that okay well if you drink this or you drink that you're so gay or if you do this review that it's not masculine it's like shut the fuck up with this shit. arbitrary rules about what is and what is not masculine food? Like are boneless chicken wings masculine food? Better question, are boneless chicken wings chicken nuggets? Lefties men are not real men. Lefties males are a bunch of beta losers. The reason why I say males is because I would not consider a leftist male, a man. Lefties males are not real men. Simple. males are not real men, simple. I don't know, like Joseph Stalin was pretty manly. I like out in order to find one event. sarcasm's a bitch, fuck Joseph Stalin. Well, like a masculine leftist man. I have to like take out a history book and… Uh-huh. This shit is so dumb though, like this idea that all conservative men are like hypermasculin, and like no leftist men. The whole thing is stupid. It's just people, the internet is full of opinions. That's what it is. It's all conflicting opinions. You know, and it's all stupid. They're the most. Our masculine, like it doesn't hold up. Obviously there are masculine leftist men. Liberal men, however, men are capitalists. feminine men are socialists. The two genders. In reality conservative men are the most definite men when you really think about it. I mean authoritarianism in general. I like how like the radical left likes to stream about how we're so progressive and we're not racist but then it's like they end up being more racist in the Republicans most of the time but I didn't say that. kind of subby. Oh you want the state to control you? You want to lick the boot? Bottom behavior. Leftism lowers your testosterone. Racism increases your testosterone. No, what? Oh my God. I need a cup of Cratum. Oh my God, I need a cup. Jesus fucking Christ.. Fuck racism, dude. And you know what kills me about it? Because now it's like Martin Luther King Jr. Day got changed to Equality Day. I'm like, okay, I get that he fought for equality amongst the races, but what the fuck was wrong with just calling it? Martin Luther King Junior Day? It's a day to celebrate his legacy. Because somebody probably got offended and that's probably why they changed it. I'll probably be like super fucked up by the end of the video because you know how I do. But that's all right. Now I want to cut down on my drinking because any more it just gets expensive and I don't get buzzed as quickly. It just kind of takes the fine out of drinking to be honest. Yeah. The two political parties, Leftism and Racism, any man, The two political parties, Leftism and Racism, any man whose heart is melted by a woman is no man at all. Fellas, is it… Oh my fucking God, that was… Okay, I got to the part with the racism bit, and I was like, okay, screw this, I need to go live and do a video response to this, because holy shit. Like the boot, bottom behavior. Leftism lowers your testosterone. Racism in- I got to this part in the video, I'm like, now we're doing a video response, hold up. This is your testosterone. The two political parties, Leftism and racism. Any man whose heart is melted by a woman by that, that person assumes she means may just chivalrous or honorable, etc. has no men at all. The idea that women are always supposed to be the ones who lust after men are vulnerable and their heart melts when she sees him as bullshit. It's just… What's your favorite BMX by Kuffie? down to their level hold up a second you don't actually taste it when you do it like that it just goes straight up into your nose then the fumes hit your brain you're just like no man at all fellas is it is it gay to fall in love eating girls out no it's not depending on what you're in love with and there's nothing else being gay as long as you're in a sicko. That's what society needs to fucking realize. This is why LGBTQI8A Plus is trying to get across. You are what you eat. If you as a man eat pussy, you are one. Well, then I guess I'm a pussy. Furthermore, they don't expect her to suck you off if you won't suck her off. Kit for Tad, as they say. Like that's the truth dude, like men are sitting there like, oh, ha, the person who tweeted that is probably mad just because they ain't gonna chick to suck them off. Oh, it's probably some bitchy girl who can't find someone to eat her pussy out, so she writes crap like that on her fucking page, dude. Jesus Christ. If you as a man, poek, you are one. Licking Kuchy is worse than cocaine addiction. What? Licking Kuchy is worse than cocaine addiction. No, I've tried cocaine and I like it, but I don't do it all the time because I don't want to make a habit. I want to make it a blue moon treat in a little bit of that bugger sugar goodness. Yeah, dude. But furthermore, what's, how was licking Pussy worse than cocaine addiction? Do these people even stop and think about how stupid they sound when they tie? like The no-deak bit. And my take on that was no Pusser! If your girlfriend sucks you off and gives you the best god-dam blowjob you've had in a minute, you know how you could tell a man's had a good blow job when he's picking the sheets out of his ass crack? You know how you could tell a woman's had a good blow job when you're throwing the sheets in the washer and dryer Childish! Eating! Is too submissive for me. It feels gay. Oh my fucking God! There's nothing gay about eating pussy. It means you're a straight man. Jesus Christ! And there's nothing childish about it because that kind of activity should be between two consenting adults. Thank you very much. Jesus Christ, people are so stupid. Ah! not eat ass getting mixed messages here I'm sorry but no you're never gonna see me eat ass no you want me to eat your of age Pussy out all day everyday babe one thousand I'm boss eating I eat Pussy out like a lesbian thank you very kindly this fat tongue works some real magic man yeah and when you're eating the chicks pussy out don't be afraid to get in there with your fingers and tickle her G spot while you're sucking on her clitoris. And when you do that, you want to make sure your nails are nice, they're trimmed, and they're clean, and they're soft. Because women can get infections down there super easily the more you know. top is our fundamentally acts of homosexuality. The male by being in a sexual submissive position is engaging in… No, he's not. Engaging in homosexual activity. And considerably, the woman being in a dominant position is engaging in… What the fuck is that? Lesbian addicts? Where are the… What the fuck are these people smoking top and then like she lays down on you facing the And when a girl starts riding you on top, and then she lays down on you facing the same direction, like your feet are both facing the end of the bed. Both of your faces are facing the ceiling, and she's on top of you. It combines like reverse missionary and cow girl and sponing and makes it into a position. And it requires little to no effort or stand one out to maintain, it's all in the hips and you're already laying on top of each other. Yeah. And when she's laying on you, facing the same god damn direction, you know, she can turn her head, and she's laying on you facing the same god damn direction, you know, she then turn her head and start freshing you while you feel her up and shit. Yeah, man. The idea that, and this is all coming from a systematically oppressive society that men are supposed to be dominant, blah, blah, blah. Fck that, fuck that shit. Fuck your white night sim shaming bullshit too. What's wrong with the woman dominating? Are you so insecure with your masculine heterosexuality and who you are as a man and who you are as a person that you can't handle it? Is your male ego so fragile you can't handle it when a woman takes charge. Sexuality. Tell us, is it almost sexual to have heterosexual sex? Oh my… Oh my fucking God. Tissue. The more… And that's kind of unfair. This next one's kind of true. A penis is a muscle tissue. The more you use it, the stronger and bigger it becomes. A vagina is elastic. If you overuse it, it will lose its elasticity and become a four-hole. That's got to suck for women dude. The stronger and bigger it becomes the Bina is elastic if you overuse it will lose its elasticity and become a borehole. This is muscle tissue the more you use it the stronger and bigger it be It doesn't become stronger, but you keep playing with it eventually it gets bigger. getting big gains at the gym. Don't skip day bro. So this is him. Oh, if I wasn't on YouTube right now, you already know what's up. than three sexual partners. He got a string bean. A man having the Tiktok app is one thing, but making Tiktaks? What the actual hell is that? You know what I actually agree with this one? Tiktok? And I'm not just saying that because I do not understand Tiktok, and I don't know how to navigate it or use it. Tiktok is just basically YouTube for people with a short attention span. And with long hair are not men, if I bet… Excuse me? Men with long hair are not men. Okay, I'm so tired of these gender-based norms that women are speaking, you know, fuck that. This is why we had the radicalization in the 70s, where men started growing up in the 60s, you know, with the whole hippie movements. This idea that men cannot have long hair and women cannot have short hair is so old fashion and overrated and stupid. Your hair does not defy your gender or who you are as a person or like you know as far as like being mature and what have you. Be you over and you look like a woman from behind you are not a man or you are gay. Wait a minute. If you bend a man over they are gay. If you are depressed as a man you have failed as a man. This is what… Oh my fucking God, this one really fucking lucky, let's break this down. If you're a, if you are depressed as a man, you have failed as a man. This is why so many depressed men are choosing to become women. Think about why you never see emo boys anymore, because they're all trans women. That is such a blakened bullshit stereotype. The idea that men are not allowed to get depressed, fuck you! No one gives a fuck about men's feelings. If anything, men are more likely to be more depressed than women. And then women get depressed because they kind of feel like, you know, people only give a fuck about their feelings because they want sex. And then when they try to explain their shit, it's like, stop being so emotional. It's like, fuck that shit, dude, 100. That this idea of, you're not a real man because you show your emotions or what are you on your period? Jesus Christ, stop nagging me to death. Yeah, well stop man explaining. Fuck that, fuck that, fuck that, fuck that. So many depressed men are choosing to become women. Think about why you never see emo boys anymore. Because some people identify as trans, and there's nothing wrong with that, as long as you're not a sicko. And you don't abuse the system. And people identify as trans and there's nothing wrong with that as long as you're not a sicko and you don't abuse the system. You know, and you don't force people to accept it. Because I cannot force people to accept me, so. All trans women, the trans. And that kind of agenda is just coming from the radical assals that are a part of the trans movements. You can't let those assholes ruin your opinion of these individuals in general. Now, I know I'm cisgendered because I like my penis, thank you very much. I like having testosterone. Thank you very much. I like having testosterone. That has stolen our emo boys. If you were a man over 30 and you have time to maintain more than five friendships, I mean real friendships, you were either a loser, groomer, or gay. What? Sounds like somebody needs a friend. If you're a man over the age of 30 and you have time to maintain more than five friendships? And he says real friendships. You're either a loser or groomer or you're gay or maybe you need to get some friends buddy. have friends. Smiling too much is beta and women know that men who smile frequently signals to other men that they are not a threat. Better… What the fuck? It just gets better and better. Jesus Christ. The video is 20 minutes and 9 seconds long and… and……the video were like 14 minutes in already………. smile too much too much. minutes in and already. Uh-huh. Smileless or spirk without showing teeth as this is more alp. Men who smile too much is beta and women know that men who smile frequently signal to other men that they are not a threat. Better smile less or smirk without showing teeth as this is more alpha. So what's wrong with being happy? I'll admit I'm not the happiest person on the planet, but I get through it the best I can. This idea that men are supposed to be serious and tough. It's stupid. A smirk without showing teeth? I mean, I don't smile that often because when I do it comes off is really creepy. Do like the Dreamwork Smirk? Viewer above the age of 27 and not making six figures a year, you should be forced to transition into a woman because it is over for you. Oh! Oh my! Oh, the amount, oh my. There were so many fucking things wrong with that comment. It's like the person who wrote that should be fucking punched in the face repeatedly. And the fact that it has 485 up votes is just fucking sad. Ah my god, dude. Satan forgive him for they'd know not what they do. Satan had mercy on this fucking retarded society. a change or the idea that, you know, sometimes it takes a minute to get your career off the ground. You know, I wasn't making the kind of money I'm making right now when I was 27. I was working a fast food job, fucking YouTube and doing this whole social media thing ever since I lived in my parents basement before going to job corps and now I've literally peaked 50,000 subscribers I don't do it. It's not worth it. What kind of a vole cadaver in my ass, dude? Fux suicide. Western generation. Large pieces are a sign of low intelligence and savage genetics. Oh, okay. So because a man's got a large penis, he's a stupid dumb buffoon moron who only wants sex. And if he's white and male and cisgendered, he's also a fucking racist and a homophobic and a general piece of shit. Okay, so could you imagine if… Don't get offended, I'm just using this as an example. If this person commented that large boobs are a sign of sludiness and that women who have large boobs are just bimbos. You never hear it. This is basically the male version of saying that. Jesus fucking Christ, people are stupid. And that was just an example. Okay. You're boobaged. The size of your boobs and your penis did not determine who you are as a person intellectually or anything. Some people desire bigger body parts than others, but that's just, you know, as long as you're in a sicko who gives a fuck. I just think it's highly ironic that when women desire huge cocks but then get men for designing a nice ass and big boobs and call him a pig and tell him to quit body shaming right? But realistically it's like for a man to have a big penis, yeah you have to be born with that shit dog. There are no fucking magical implants that just magically make our shit bigger. You either have it or you don't have it. Oh really? So small penis that indicate high intelligence? Then I guess my trolls are an exception of that rural ha? Yeah, my copenus stupid motherfuckers. Whatever makes you feel better bro? Whoa, equals masculine. Wow, equals feminine. Right. Okay, so now we're being policed with our speech by this revealingo, the artist at Alpha Revillino. Okay, your words do not define who you are as a person saying wow or woe, they're just words, Jesus fucking Christ dude. This white dudes be like, here's my top 25 films, these are like very normal good movies. racist white dudes be like, here are my top 25 movies. TQ I A plus and yet I'm still being demonized because I'm straight, cis-gendered, white male. And I thought a lot of people are sick of it too, but you cannot have this conversation without someone being like, check your privilege. And it's like, dude, I'm acknowledging that I have privilege. Okay? But if you can't go off and assume shit about everyone else in their stereotypes, it should not be okay for you to do it to me, for anyone who's white for that matter, fucking Christ. These are very like popular, critically acclaimed movies. The Matrix racist white dudes, liking and glorious bastards. The movie really. How is the Matrix racist? Because there's a black dude in it. Oh my god dude. Oh! The Nazis, that one? Also women have no fucking room to talk. Don't go around calling Pulp Fiction and Fight Club Red Flag movies. When you're at this binge watching serial killer documentaries, men, it is a feminine and weak Hey show on head preach it to ask all my fucking God this one had me fucking triggered. Oh, holy shit Men, it is efferment and weak to ask a woman on a date. A real man does not ask. He takes what is rightfully his. Excuse me? Ooh, dude. If Harry Potter curses were real. I would fucking wave my wand at this fucking asshole commenting this crap. I'd be like, oh this is gonna be too easy. Carusio! and watch it suck someone's soul out while you shout septum sampra and then right after their soul is fucking sucked out you relieve them a septum sampra and then just crucially out of his curse the fuck out of them. Women on a date. Rightfully his? Hey, asshole, women are not sex objects, they're not property, you fucking cock sucker. And how would it feel? If you were a dude and some chick that's totally not your type tries pulling this crap. When a woman acts entitled to dick, men lose their fucking shit.. But in these fucking hypocritical bastards like this pull this crap. When a woman acts entitled to dick, men lose their fucking shit. But in these fucking hypocritical bastards like this pull this crap. And it's like, are they saying this to troll us? Real man does not ask if he takes what is white? No, men who act like this are the biggest insult pieces of shit. Furthermore, you can't handle being told no. A real man, in my opinion. Okay, well ask one one out, like hey, you wanna go go out some coffee sometime? You know, fucking. Want to go to the bar? Buy you a drink? I make a mean chicken alfredo. I do too, my white wine chicken alfredo, with the bacon and the bacon and the bacon and the beer and the chicken. Oh, so fucking good. Oh, so fucking good. Your boy's chicken alfredo that I made for YouTube as a cooking video. Honestly, one of my more favorite recipes to make. It is… Uh, no, don't do that, no. See, even she on head agrees with me. She's like, noo. Winning the noo! Oh my God, because you imagine if they said this crap at the age of 15, lean jet and sunned balls, fucking dumb. Modern men ask for permission to go to the bathroom, beg for a woman's appreciation, pale depressed, fat. Oh my God! Because you imagine if they said this crap about women that they beg for our attention that they demand that they they ask for our approval as men you'd never hear the end of it dude fuck off with this shit. Uh… men sent to war on behalf of the empire at age 15 leaned jacked sunned balls modern men bag up for women's appreciation hail depressed fat ask for people got so pissed off when I made the comments about the Virgin Mary on my new album but like I wrote that with the intent of her being 18 when it happened. Furthermore, it's like, you want to get mad at me? How about the Bible writing about 14 year olds having shenanigans, dude? had premarital sex and they didn't want to get caught doing it so they lied to everyone like Oh, no one of God's angels fucked her and that's how she got pregnant totally how it happened. Yeah Where while making eye contact Jack body calm mind Sunned bulls Strong family confident mindset sharpened I feel like if you find this attractive you were pretty much gay but What the fuck ever dude so this is a picture of a of a chick wearing a bikini top and she's got this fucking cut six-pack this chick is just fucking ripped dude. I'm like wow so this random user on the internet is just find this cis-gendered woman with the six-pack abs to be attracted, you must be gay. The idea that having a six-pack abs is seen as a male trait is so fucking stupid. And furthermore, six packs are overrated unless you got a six-pack of beer. I tried to maintain a six-pack but baconurgers and pizza are just too damn delicious. I tried to make a six pack of abs but fucking Tonka Bell man. No, I didn't post the food review I did earlier because I didn't like the way it turned out. There are, their wings are delicious. They're available to like the ninth. So I got a Doritos Locos Taco Supreme and a Chilupa. Let's go for Chilupa first. Oh, we've got all the sauces, man. And then wings came with this delicious spicy ranch, which I like. It was pretty, uh, it was flavorful. It wasn't too spicy, but it was spicy enough, but you could taste it. We tingle just a little bit, very mild, very, very, very good. Now you already know what I got to talk about. I gotta get all three of their god damn sauces. Moss sauce, man. Fire, hot, and Diablo. Let's go. Taco Bell is not a sponsor. This is just free advertisement. I woke up at like 2 o'clock in the afternoon because there's nothing wrong with sleeping and sleeping on a Sunday if you can. I ended up ordering all this food from Taco Bell. I got a Jeritos Loc from Taco Bell. I got a jirillo's locals taco supreme. And then the chalupa supreme both with beef. Then I tried their new grilled chicken burritos. One of them has a Chipotle ranch or some shit like that. And then that one's got like Saracha. I don't know. I forget but both their chicken burritos are really good. Actually the one was a creamy hollow peanut, a creamy like avocado ranch. The other one was like a Chipotle, whatever. A fire sauce, the hot sauce, and a diabolo. And then I forgot to order the wings to go with it, so I'd do another door in that shorter and I did. I washed it down with my favorite drink from Taco Bell which is their tropical storm. It is a secret menu drink hack. You take Baja Blast Original and you mix it half and half with their mango fiesta tea. So good. Oh yeah. And now for the Dioblo. Oh Dioblo! Ooh, saucy content, literally. Get a sauce holder, I got sauce on my pants. God damn it, I got sauce on my pants. Told these god damn trolls to look my fucking buck rack rack. Oh yeah, that's the stuff. Moss sauce has that kick dude. The idea that women can't be attractive with a six pack of abs because that makes you gay If they can't be attractive if they can't be attractive if they're too fat It's fucking stupid YouTube real they got you thirsting for women with male bodies they want to turn the idea that a woman having a masculine body or excuse me a muscular body you're seen as masculine well you too it's stupid gay liking muscle mummies or strong women is a muscle mommy's that's wow that's the dumbest fucking term I've ever heard, dude. There's nothing gay about walking a woman with muscles. And then if they didn't say this, they would call you a fucking typical male because she's too skinny and you're fat shaming. You can't fucking win half the time, dude. A. Fellas isn't gay to like hot women? If you like pick a… I guess. Over pick B. You are in fact socially engineered… If you pick A. Over… Pick B. You are in fact socially engineered or slightly homosexual. There were two women here. One just happens to be a little bit thicker than the other but not by much. It doesn't make you homosexual or like women. What the Wow dude. Or slightly homosexual. Okay, hot take but both both are good high progressive leftists at the real real luxury of your idea of something amazing for 90% off retail thousands of new finds every. jeans, sipping on a grande peppermint mokokk, made with soy topped off with whip, then you do you. I'm going to do me, which is a God-fearing American who loves his country and flag. Okay? Why is it always coffee? Why is it always Starbucks latte? I haven't brushed my teeth in over a week. I really brush my teeth. It feels gay. Ladies, if you want to find out if your man is gay, check the back of his toilet seat if that shit ain't dirty. He is bisexual at least. If you wipe your ass with baby wipes and… Okay. That's gross. Like… I'm sorry about men who repeat standing up unless you're taking a shit. It is what it is. sorry about men repee standing up unless you're taking a shit it is what it is how dirty your toilet is has nothing to do with your sexuality stupid dude not a girl you are borderline bisexual please for the love of God clean your ass it is not mainly to have a shitty poopy ex-hole. What? Yeah, exactly. Now we're at this point in our society. Okay. Why is it always coffee? Why is it always Starbucks? La-Kae. I haven't brushed my teeth in over a week. I really brush my teeth. It feels gay. Ladies, if you want to find out if your man is gay, Back up his toilet seat if that shit ain't dirty. He is bisexual at least. If you wipe it. If you wipe your ass with baby wipes and you're not a girl, you're borderline bisexual, what kind of dumb shit is that? Hoop comes out of there, why you need to be spotless. That is so fucking gross. No. I wipe my ass with toilet paper. That is so fucking gross, no! Bro, I wipe my ass with toilet paper. I take a shit, you wipe your ass, you flush it, you wash your hands. That's pretty straightforward. Whether you, whether or not, okay, if you don't wipe your ass after taking a shit, that is so fucking gross gross dude. Wow, dude, I'm sitting here just, people actually took the time to write these fucking tweets and shits. Poor show on head sitting in the reading is going, why? with baby wipes and you're not a girl, you are borderline bisexual. Please for the love of God, clean your act. I'm pretty sure that women and men it has nothing to do with your gender if you're out of toilet paper and all you have is wives make do I guess but that is one thing I refuse to go without okay if I've only got enough money to get some toilet paper and I'm out, I want to choose that over anything else because that is just one thing that my apartment will not go without. Being on a toilet paper sucks. So wipe your ass, you nasty fuckers. It is not mainly to have a shitty poopy ex-hole. Wash your ass. 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No, it's not that big of a deal to be honest. I have three pillows on my bed. The one in the middle I made when I was in high school and then one of my fans sent me a satanic pillowcase for it and it fits like a glove dude. What do we got here? You know they were smoking some dank ass fucking pot when they're like, dude, oh, bro! So I know, can we just talk about how fucking tasty these things are? Like I don't know about y'all, but man, I love my Geridos Locos Taco Supreme. It's a shell made out of my favorite chip, Nacho Cheese Gerritos. Come on, man! Yeah. men being born between March and August that makes me sick man. There's something very unmasculine about men who aren't born in October through December. When a man tells me his birthday is in July I look at him sideways like are you a girl? That has got oh my god I just gets dumber and dumber dude. Is it gay to be born? It really is racism for women. A man has no time for happiness. Happ- Oh, if a man has no time for happiness, then what the fuck, then why the fuck am I making wands? Going off on YouTube? Playing guitar, making music, writing a scary story about snakes, smoking pot, drinking alcohol, drinking cradum. I haven't had alcohol in like the last, I don't know, two, three days. I had a drink or two on the podcast I was on, but it wasn't a whole lot. I had a couple shots of some very delicious, five hundred dollar tequila. And like here's some salt if you needed training training wheels and I don't wanna be a bitch on someone else's stream. So of course I shot that shit straight. I'm like okay here comes the burn. Nope smooth as silk dude. Shout out to Arthon Shannon, thanks for having me on your show guys and gals. Be on there again's sometime for sure. work, do nothing fun ever, never wash your ass and die in a car accident. The most masculine thing to me is honestly just like not giving a fuck, just not giving a fuck about what other people think, just doing and eating whatever you want to me personally, it would just be a huge turn off if a guy was like, oh no, I'm not drinking that margarita, that's a girly drink like yeah exactly my point the whole it's a girly drink it's fucking stupid dude You got any leftover sauce packets. I was sticking to my fridge for later. I need hot sauce. Yeah. Oh, got some crumbs on my trust. Yeah. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, you got some crumbs on my trusty chair. Hold on a second. But exactly my fucking point, YouTube. There's no such thing as a girl's drink or a man's drink. I'm so tired of this gender inclusive language. What, you know, when it comes to shit like alcoholic beverages or even non-alcoholic, you know what I'm saying? It's stupid, yeah yeah 12 years old they just have like a child's idea of what it is to be like a grown-up and be a man it also just wreaks of insecurity like why you that yeah I'll take a shot of cream to that pre-chits shoe on head it wreaks of insecurity and immaturity, 1,000%. Great of looking gay, I don't get it. So that was my little fun video, I hope you guys enjoyed it. If you did, please consider donating to my patron to help out the channel, link down below. Oh, Mer- Oh, I got a patron too, man. Check that out in the inscription marks. Miss Happy holidays. Check that out in the description box. Just miss happy holidays and I will see you guys for any of your children. So she filmed that video right around the holidays so it's a little bit older. But anyways, YouTube, holy fucking shit, two hours later. Yeah man, it's just our society is if you like this kind of content or I just tell it like it like it is, speak my mind, fucking hit the like, subscribe for more you know what to do. I gotta take a piss and I don't wanna do it on camera if I can help it. Now that McDonald's food hack I filmed for my videos was a couple days old and my internet was being super slow. So it took a while to upload. Sorry about that. But yeah man I appreciate the 50,000 subscribers. That's why the video is called Thank You. Thank you. Thank you. Well cool man, I got like $64.95 in PayPal, but it's on hold. There's nothing I can do about that. There is not a damn thing I can do about that. It is what it is. Oh hell yeah! So once those go off hold, I'll give you a shout-out. You know, that's not how this works, like, you want a shout-out on my YouTube channel? You told me a dollar and cash app, I'll give you a shout-out or a PayPal. You put the money on hold, I'm not giving you a shout out to the money is taken off the hold so it is what it is. I'm gonna take this $18 that I just made in my my cash app on the cash it out to my PayPal and then put it in my bank account. Yes. 17 dollars and 68 cents so it's instantly deposited sweet activity let's go give these cool cobras a shout out Uh, all these pending ones? Let's see. But thanks dad for calling the police on me. That's most definitely what's up. That's fucking great. Yeah, well, thanks for your dollar, Dick. seven cents on PayPal. Well, I appreciate that, man. Thanks. But hey man, Speeze, if your friend Jordan is out the band, Claypool, Lennon, Delirium. Well, thanks for the recommendation. And your $1 holler, I appreciate it. Corey, thank you for your $3. He writes for, I'm a real fan, Fancoves, Fuck the Trolls. Fuck the trolls fuck. Yeah, fuck the trolls Bobby you're trolling you with that donation, but regardless thank you for your $1. I'm always happy to hang out with my fans. Because I wouldn't have a career where I've got my idols in my fans. That's a fact. Morgan, thank you for your $5 hauler. For me and my dad love your videos. Cheers, thank you for your support. If you want to consider supporting Cobra and getting something back, you return other than it, than a shoutout, check out the merchandise. I have 204 designs on my customized girl to check out. Now that I have like 204 designs on my t-shirts. I want to cut down on the releasing new merch because that's a lot of options to choose from. cups, mugs, t-shirts, etc. But yeah, also check out the tactical soap, Couponco, King Cobra, the affiliate link, you know, make me some cheddar, make you smell better. You know what I'm saying? Yes. But that's all the, uh, that's all the shout-outs. And before I go, I want to plug my tactical soap. I love wearing tactical soap going to plug my tactical soap. I love wearing tactical soap. It's all natural cold cuts. 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Tactical Soap is the business, YouTube, and I appreciate y'all checking it out. As somebody who struggles with the opposite sex from time to time, I don't have to get laid to know that women love the smell of tactical soap. It is truly awesome, man. I love wearing it. They have amazing sense to choose from. The soaps are named after Bond as in James Bond Maverick as in Top Gun and then Durbin as in Fight Club. The problem with like old spice and axe is they do smell good but like fucking all the chemicals they have in the soap. It lowers your testosterone and… And like Doctor Squatch, the bars are smaller and more expensive. And their commercials wreak of toxic masculinity. Like I bet you bought, I bet you were the soap your mommy gave you. And it's like, I don't know what that man, shit. And moreover, I'm like, shit, man. I give my dad and mom tactical stuff mom tactical so my dad has a couple says that he likes wearing that's what's up but I appreciate y'all checking out the video watching yeah Yeah. Also, I want to plug the customized girl link. It is a customized girl.com slash King Cobra. I have 204 designs to check out. Yep. four designs to check out. Yeah. And if you don't like my videos, why the fuck are you watching? You just, you know what I'm saying? People are acting like that, oh my God, someone's holding a wall into your fucking head. And they've got you on anything imperious curse and they're threatening a Vada Khadavar Cruciana's curse if you don't watch Cobra's videos. It's like dude, calm the fuck down dude, Jesus Christ. Oh man. Well, I want to drink the rest of this crate. I'm going to close out with some sweet shreddage and I'll leave you with it. Now I do, I am, I am going to plan something for my 50K subscriber. I'm not sure what to do yet. Man, I could do a drink combo. I could do some crazy challenge, you know. I'll think of something. But I really do appreciate she all supporting me. Down the hatch tubes. Now, the hatch tubes. Now, tomorrow, after I go to the post office to check my PO box, I'm going to make some more wands, although if I don't have enough money to call a cab tomorrow then I'll just make a couple wands and list them on Etsy. And a shout out to our deathbed tapes I'll get to the PO box as soon as I can, get those posters autographed, and get them back in the mail as quickly as I can. Oh yeah. Oh, holy die, huh? And you raised tubes. Keep rocking the free world, look at you later, and subscribe for more awesome contact.