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Shhoo! Oh yakes. most definitely quiet as a mouse. Yes. First, some ice cold coffee. Don't care if it's hot. Don't care if it's cold, it's coffee. I went around town testing my new magic wand and it works like it should. It does the things that I normally would do with said magic wand, which is nice. My trash can was full and the bag was covered with spray paint so I need to be taken out. Work before play. There's nothing wrong with taking pride in your work. The harder you work to establish your business, the more successful you'll be at said business. Now I could rush and post these wands as quickly as possible. these ones as quickly as possible but if I don't give them time to dry then the product won't look and feel as good posting it and holding it. There's a reason why the product I have sells. and I have a feeling that these copper handle lawns are going to sell pretty quick. I can be a regular thing if customers really like the copper handled lawns. Then I can keep doing them. That's not a problem. I wasn't sure how the copper wire was going to look as a handle. When I first got it, like how's it going to unwrap? But it was kind of what I was looking for. And it turned out pretty cool. Sure when we're feeling a bit lonely and haven't gotten it in a while, you might hear people say things like, you need to get laid. I get so tired of hearing that because that plays into the stereotype that all men want is you know what. Truth be told sex is not a need it's a want. I wouldn't mind having a librarian a librarian but it's not a need it's a want. You see what I'm saying and guys get it twisted when guys are friend-zoned they get all but her like oh she friend-zoned me boo-hoo knock that shit off get that beta mail mentality out of your fucking head. Because I go and fuck into you and she's sitting there complaining about her boyfriend who shouldn't do it to. You and her galpals, every time. I'm definitely going to make a trip to the ash, you get some like cherry-lipped tobacco when I can. That is delicious. I haven't smoked that in a while and I definitely smells and tastes good. I mean, I'm worried about it. And maybe I'm just expressing, you know. But that's the thing about life, YouTube, is it has a way of putting things into perspective. If you will, you may think you have a bad, but I guarantee you someone else is going to have it a lot worse. So, you think you're having a shitty day? Well, let me tell you. When people say life isn't fair, I would have to disagree. Life is fair. It's unfair to everyone at some point. Now I can't control what other people do or say or how they act. I can only control what I do. That's, you know, that's true for everybody. You can't control what everybody else does and says. You can only control what you do and say. So if people are talking shit and saying, well you're this and that, you know, forget about them. Because you have bigger things. It's a new year, God damn it. A chance to make new friends, you know, a chance to grow as a person. Fuck all the haters telling you shit. And fuck long-distance relationships, they never work out. It was a comment I got on YouTube and it made me laugh when I was on one of my dating rant videos. This dude was like, this dude dude or dude was like this person on YouTube comments you bitch about the dude you seem like a chick and I laughed because the comment was so sexist and you know when I bitch about things it's not because I'm unhappy with the situation if anything sometimes these videos help men and and these videos help men and women understand each other more. Because what I've noticed, YouTube, is a lot of angry females and a lot of pissed off dudes are saying this is why dating sucks and year, da da da da da da da. And I feel like this problem goes much deeper than that, where it really comes down to is a lack of mutual respect. Which is something I pointed out on one of my more recent videos. One fighting for gender equality, I go so far as to look up the definition of sexism on Google. If it's not changed to both sex to both sexes, up the definition of sexism on Google and if it's not changed to happens to both sexes then it in itself is a sex statement you know what I'm saying if it's not changed to it but I guarantee you I'm not gonna change it seems like a mild mild thing but just for the sake of the arguments. Purchase stereotyping or discrimination typically against women on the basis of gender, sexism in language is an offensive reminder of the way the culture sees women, synonyms by now I've done this before as I'm not going to copy and paste the link if you don't believe me and right now there were some staff members that were working for Bernie Sanders himself and some of these staff members are being charged with from… some of these staff members are being charged with sexual harassment from some of the people on the campaign trail and Bernie Sanders is a good dude. You know what I'm saying? He's not like that. He doesn't control what these fucking assholes are doing to women if the stories are true. If the stories are true, if they're not true then why is it's okay this is the thing of it why do men treat women like shit you know I'm saying you know I'm saying why do women's treat men like shit you know I'm saying because the way I see it if you sexually harass or rape a woman that's fucked but as a woman if you lie about that shit, you're just as bad as the people who do it. Because those rape accusations ruin people's lives. And for the sick folks who actually do it, you deserve to be punished to the maximum extent of the law and for the sick folks who why about it you should be thrown in jail too because that's messed up this is why the effengery list is flawed it was fine the way it was fine the way it was and then some idiots that we had to change it because people were going around and killing the real sick folks that really did it and they had their addresses on there and everything and I'm like what's wrong with that what was wrong with the way seriously what was wrong with the way they had the offendry list before and the other way they haven't set up everyone's on the list they don't show the address is there anything. And it just says they're all on there for the same thing and you know. I actually know of a person whose toilets were backed up it was four o'clock in the morning and he need to pee so he goes out behind his garage to take a piss. Keep in mind his back entrance to his garage door is covered and surrounded by a huge deck and lots of fence. He went outside to pee and then came back in and his neighbor said that he was sexually harassing da da da da da da da da da da. And because of his toads being backed up and not wanting to pee in a bottle, because that's kind of unsanitary, peeing his own backyard at 4 o'clock in the fucking morning, he got put on the list as an S.O. when he's not. She shit like that, you know, because you imagine for one second, you got to pee real bad and both your toilets don't work. Now, like, I would suck. Now if they were legit SOs and they were proven guilty and without a doubt and they actually did do it then I think it should be perfectly legal to murder SOs. I said it. I fucking said it. Think about it. You want to stop mass shootings. I have a brilliant idea. If you're convicted of raping a child or raping a woman, you should be put on a list that allows people to murder you because your scum, in my opinion. Unused is the best part of it. Marijuana has been proven to cure cancer multiple times. And yet, if you're caught reaping a woman, that's less of a prison sentence than a pot conviction. The logic behind that just makes the head on my shoulders hurt. Like, ohh, dude. It's bad enough. Our vets can't even smoke it for their fucking PTSD they fight for our country they try to smoke in that shit to help with your PTSD and they get torn in jail because it's a zero tolerance offense how the fuck you gonna sit there and say that marijuana is more dangerous than heroin when there seems to be a really bad epidemic of that going on in our country right now people are overdosing and being stupid. You want to get all gacked out? Drink some coffee. Doesn't have to be hot. You can be cold a couple days old. Drink some coffee. Drink some voldgers man. Don't have to be hot. You can be cold. A couple days old. Some coffee. Drinks in voldures, man. Drink about three or four cups, and I guarantee you you'll be feeling it. You're bouncing all over the place like Flubber. Rest and Pe piece Robin Williams. You know, my first memory of Robin Williams as an actor was him playing the voice of genie on the Aladdin, but… Fuck suicide man. Like I don't give a shit how bad you have it. Someone else is going to have it way worse. And if they can survive one day at a time, what the fuck stopping you. It's like, Let's start limified yourself. Rethink your situation. Espiritre rethinked and overthink. You know what I'm saying? It is a difference. Much like a want and a need. A need is to rethink. Remember that, YouTube. You can't spell culture without cult. There's nothing wrong with support in your country, but… Man. Just like you can't spell health care without THC. And wouldn't that just really take you off? You find out that marijuana cures breast cancer and that it carries more of a prison sentence than raping a woman. You'd be sitting there going to get the fuck out of here with that shit. All I can do is smoke cherry pipe tobacco and bitch about it. I'm not in control of the laws, but I am in control of freedom of speech and that's the power of YouTube is we have freedom of speech. To a degree. Now if you're using your freedom of speech to verbally harass or cyber bully somebody on YouTube, get out of here with that shit. I'm going to crack a window. Hold on a second. Now there are two things that kind of fuck it up on the dating scene for a lot of people. Okay, saying that all men want is sex, for one. And two, treating sex like it's a need or like it's a need and not a want you know what I'm saying those two things make dating difficult for everybody and that's just cold-hard truth you two and of course the third thing that fucks it up for everybody is a lack of mutual respect amongst the genders. Now, if men want to complain because, you know, they get a pocketpussy, people think they're perverted and disgusting, if a woman gets a dildo, you know. A woman has her needs. If men want to complain because women can have standards and men can't, well women are faced with unfair standards too and it's just life. It's now it now just became legal to breastfeeding public. Now could you imagine being the cop writing that ticket going, okay this woman was feeding her child and I gotta give her a ticket for it, this is so inhumane. I don't know about y'all but if I'm at a restaurant or if I'm at a grocery store and there's a kid screaming their eyes out and the mother forgot some pre pumps and breast milk so she could could take out a bottle and if the worst she has to do is to discreetly feed her kid put a blanket over I don't care I'm not going to judge it's nature dude if men really want to complain about how bad it is just remember that the female form has been sexualized thanks society Thanks Society. in our society? Do you think I would have gotten the ban on Facebook for wearing my green underwear and a t-shirt and socks? Which I might argue that I've seen women on Facebook wearing nothing but thongs and pasties, way less clothing than I was wearing. You could practically see more than you could see what I was wearing. What I was wearing was way more discreet compared to half the crap I see on social media and yet somehow it's deemed unsafe for Facebook. See that's what we call double standards and you can argue with me all you want on this issue but you had this and that blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. No dude. I'll learn my lesson though that's not something I would be doing on Facebook or on social media anytime soon. That's just not going to happen, you know. It doesn't matter how much I bitch about it, it is what it is. But you know, it just makes you think that, you know, and this is the problem with society, like if you think all men want sex, that's going to make women entitled to dick. I don't care who you are. That's just the truth of it. And you always hear this argument from women, I'm tired of being entitled to my body. Well, guess what? There's a reason why it's called sexist treatment, sweetheart. It happens to both sexes. Oh! And the sooner you acknowledge that the better. And then of course you get the idiots who think that I dislike the opposite sex just because I go on these rants and that's far from the case. If anything I sympathize because being a woman is not easy. Neither is being a man, being a person, sucks. We all go through trials, struggles, and, you know, but sometimes our struggles will make us stronger as individuals. You work hard at anything you want to achieve and you can damn near do it I guarantee it. You want to open up your own business and get that flowing and going, make it happen. Now starting your own business is not going to be easy but once you get into the flow of it and you get the hang of it and you get enough customers to keep your floats then it starts going good. I don't know what my role is going to be so mean, you too, I really don't. But due to certain actions, I understand protocol 100% and I don't care how unfair it is to me, I'm not going to make someone else go through it, more unfair, you know what I'm saying. unfair you know what I'm saying? what other people do. But just because they make my life unfair it doesn't mean I have to spread that on to someone else just because of stupid wants. And that's my side of the story without disclosing detail or you know, I'm not gonna let these haters stop me from dating but at the same time I gotta be you know a bit more selective on who I date and a bit more quiet about it on YouTube and thus far I haven't given details on anything but you know the people I deal with are fucking assholes. You know I can sit here and say well it's not fair that they pick on me because of my aspergers but it doesn't do me any good so you know all I can do is focus on my wand business. I had a great dishwashing gig and I was decent enough at it, but Trolls kept on trying to find out where I was working just so they could fuck with me. I'm like, dude, really? That's not fair to the restaurant or what have you owners, you know what I'm saying? And that's not fair to me that I have to put up with that. So that's primarily the reason why I quit that gig so I could do my wants for Etsy. You know, it's unfortunate that these trollers so mean, but it's not fair to any professional business owner here in town. You know what I'm saying? Because even if I keep things as secret, eventually people have a way of finding out and it's irritating but that's life. You know, if I'm single on Valentine's Day, fuck it. I don't care. I'll get a bottle of milk can, moonshine, and some monster energy drink and have a good time. I just celebrate life, you put all this effing pressure on people to have a girlfriend and if you don't have one they call you a loser and a piece of shit. And then if you struggle with getting a girlfriend you get these assholes, we fuck with it because they want to make it worse because they think it's funny to watch you suffer. And then they give you shit because you don't have one. and then you want to sit there and call it unfair. think about this for a second. How miserable are some people? If they're willing to stoop to that level, just to fucking make someone else's life miserable. You know, that's the thing I have to wonder is how miserable are my haters. If they're willing to go to the lengths they go to fuck with me. You know? YouTube that none of my fans are disrespectful to women. I don't give a shit what they did. I don't care. Don't care. Yes I've had a lot of negative experiences with women but I'm certainly not going to let it affect my outlook because that's horseshid. That's not fair to them. And it's definitely not fair to me because that ruins my chance to meet a decent girl out there and that's the thing of it is when I do meet a decent girl and actually access me for who I am and it works all the other chick's figure to me looking going oh shit I see what I missed out on. and that's the confidence you need to keep you going. It doesn't necessarily have to pertain to getting a girlfriend or what-have you can also pertain to you. You know you take that confidence to keep you going. It doesn't necessarily have to pertain to getting a girlfriend or what have you. It can also pertain to, you know, you take that confidence and you apply it anywhere in life and you can succeed. Whether you got your own business, whether you're getting that college degree, graduating high school, you know. Normally I don't let mine go to a bar to drink but I think I'll avoid the bars on Valentine's Day and just chill out with friends or chill out here and drink you know because I'm not a people person to be honest. Yeah. You know, part of my New Year's resolution, YouTube, I'm working on my confidence, I'm working on my temper. I was working on my temper long before New Year's Eve, and, you know, life is a little less stressful. and I'm not flipping out as much or a stupid shit, but, you know, life is a little less stressful. And I'm not flipping out as much or stupid shit, but, you know, doesn't mean that life doesn't like to knock you around a little bit. Nobody likes being clumsy but it happens anyways. Will you like it or not? No, I get tired of it, you too. People saying, you need to get laid. No, it's not a need. You got it twisted. And that's exactly the problem with our society. But nice to have a Lamborghini or fancy as limousine, y cock, heavy aha, ha ha. But those are just wants, not needs. If you can get by with a car you have in life, or even just walking a bike around town, then why not, right? And then that's the problem with our society. A lot of people think, oh, gotta have the best of this and the newest of that. No, you don't. No, you know. Oh, the new gaming system came, I gotta have it. No, you know, the one you have works just fine. And no, you don't. You know what I'm saying? You can work for your wants though. You know. Yeah, so if you want the new gaming system, get a job, save up money, pay for it. You know, which is that simple. If I want a girlfriend of my own age or close to it in her 20s, you know, then I gotta work on myself. I can't use having Aspergers as an excuse. And I certainly can't use these haters as an excuse but at the same time you know I got to be a bit more selective you know now I handle the situation and and and if I don't get one immediately then take time time, or just work on my wands, because at that point, there's no sense in rushing at YouTube. To quote the song by rats, round and round, we'll level find a way, just give it time. Yes. That's a very true quote. It can take you ages to find somebody but then when you find that one person that you can make it work with then it just works baby you know what I'm saying? But you should be in a rush to find love that's you know love is not an emotion YouTube love is a goddamn commitment I don't care where anyone says. You can say here and say, Oh, it's an emotion, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. No, it's not. Love is a commitment. If you don't believe me, who among us has that one relative that has a quote-on-quote problem with drinking or what have you, and your commitment to see them get better makes them get over it. Think about it. Oh, when like your brother goes through a divorce with his bitchy ex-wife, your commitment to help in your family helps him get through it. You take him out to the bar and buy him a couple of beers. Hey man, fuck that bitch. You'll find someone better, you know, that kind of shit. Anyways, thanks for watching tubes, I'll catch you later.