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the next day

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What's up you two fam? It's your boy Cobra back at it with another video. open a beer. Yeah. Now for the foreseeable future Alex Campbell is no longer welcomed at my apartment. He was starting to draw on with my neighbors, fucking, top of shit on Ozzy Osmore, and trying to fight me dude. I'm like what a fucking piece of shit. And then he wants to sit there and say that I'm not a good friend and fuck you up whenever see your face again. I'm like, bro, I let you drink practically all my booze again. I sat here and listened to you bitch about your ex-wife like the thousands of fucking time. I hooked him up at the bar of tactical soap, the peppermint one, and it's bullshit. He's like, oh, hey man, I got a guy date with this cute girl on, oh Sunday, oh Sunday, man…. and could you hook me up, and I'm like, and I'm like, and I'm like, and I'm like, and I'm like, and I'm like, and I'm like, and I hope, and I hope, and I hope, and I hope, and I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I, oh hey man, I got a date with this cute girl on Sunday man, could you hook me up with a ball of that soap buddy? And I'm like sure man, I got you, it looks good for my affiliate and all that, you know. I just, yeah, but, no I did fuck Alex, that was just uncalled for, dude, really fucking uncalled for. and even after I told him, dude, you're drunk, you're drunk, you're drunk, you're drunk, go home, calm down. You wouldn't take the hands. And then, he's, you, you trying to fight me, dude. And I'm having to punch him a couple times, dude. And he gets up and he's all like, then fuck you out, we never see your fucking face, can he grabs his shit and he leaves. And then Alex Campbell slammed the door so fucking hard. I can't get it open Even when it's unlocked. I want to call fucking maintenance to get that shit fixed No, fuck Alex, dude. He burn his he burn his bridges with me man. You know my biggest problem YouTube is alone. I try to see the good people. That's my biggest problem, I think, socially is I try to be a good person and I try to see the good people. I try to make the world a better place. I try to help out when I can. And people just take advantage of me for it, dude. And yeah, some of the people that follow me are pretty fucking toxic people and it's like whatever What the fuck ever? You know I keep making videos for my fans Plain and simple. I'll drink to that You think you know a motherfucker dude? No, I was just, I was disappointed, disappointed in Alex to say the least. I'm like, bro, you want to call me your friend? But you're sitting there talking shit on Ozy Osborne? You're starting shit with my neighbors. And then you're trying to fight shit on Ozzy Osbourne. You're starting to shit with my neighbors. And then you're trying to fight me on top of it. Fuck off, dude. Fuck off. I'm not worried about that. Shout out to a medical field in Longivonzi, that's what's up. Yeah, one of my fans reached out and said medical field was having a rough time, man. I'm sorry to hear another kid with this chick and I'm like Focusing the ones you already have dude Jesus Christ you got enough kids man, God damn then come to find out one of the people that I thought Kill themselves because of my YouTube trolls is still alive. It was just a misunderstanding. Which is, hey, you know. That's not a here, no there. No man, that's the last time I let anyone drink in my apartment with me. Unless I know for a fact they're going to be chill and not start to start shit. I overlooked a lot of shit that Alex did. Like on that one streamer is like, oh I can't eat the sandwich and then five minutes later he's sitting there shutting down his throat. And I didn't mind sharing with him up until this point, you know? like you want to call me a friend but friends don't do that shit to each other man. So as far as I'm concerned, Alex Campbell is not welcome over here for a long time. And you know, Alex, all I could say man is get some help, get your shit together. Because Jesus fucking Christ, you were literally trying to fight me and my neighbor last night. And then he slammed the door so fucking hard. It stuck. like can't open it. It's it stuck Like no dude that wasn't cool. That was far from it to be honest man See, everyone's doing all their warnings going. Then… I'm just like, you know, people are telling me too. They were just like, hey man, warlord's a fucking mooch, dude, he's a bad friend, and I overlooked all that shit when people were saying that crap because he would bring over booze when he could afford it. Oh, when he could, like, and I appreciate that. But that's not what our friendship should be about. It should be about us just being friends and chilling, you know? So yeah, it's the weekend. This chick shows up outside my window and she goes, let me guess, Alex wants to shut his mouth. Yep, he's drunk and you want to shut his mouth. How'd you know? Where's his phone at? It's over there. Okay, Graham's his phone. Comes in, gets Alex and leaves. I'm like, Jesus fucking Christ, dude. Do you think I liked the fact that I had to punch the crap out of Alex? No, I didn't. To be fair, that wasn't really a fair flight because he was so fucking drunk that one tiny little punch knocked knocked him on his ass. you know? Like, okay, to be fair, I've gotten drunk and, alright? But when I'm stupid drunk, the worst I do is pass out on my fucking chair. I don't try to sit there and fight everybody that cares about me and shit. No, it's fucking stupid. Alex is sitting here baw in his eyes out over his ex-wife's baby mama drama bullshit. And I'm sitting drinking with him like, dude, I'm sorry for that man, I really am, kind of thing. You know, giving Alex his shoulder to cry on basically, trying to be a homey, and then this is the things I get. I got a couple bits of bits of, I fridge. But that's not the point, dude. That is still not the fucking point. And it's just like, okay, you want to be a toxic piece of shit and leak private conversations in certain discords to the internet because you think you're being clever. Like, huh, yeah, fuck Cobra. It's gonna come back and bite you in the ass, dude. know what I'm saying? Yeah. I look at back and bite you in the ass dude. You know what I'm saying? I'm saying, yeah. I thought one of the girls I crushed started the past that might have offed yourself because of my fucking assholes. Turns out she didn't. She's just not very active on social media anymore. Can't say I blame her man. A lot of guys out there who are creeping on her and shit and that ain't right. Especially she's got a man, that ain't right. Come on there. Now I've done a lot of things for that chick too that she's not gonna like that no guy can compete with. And that's cool because it shows up my decent person. Yeah, like I felt bad about crushing on her in high school, so what I did was I cast a spell for her to find a boyfriend that was perfect for her. And it worked. Holy shit could work. So I'm happy for her, man. really am. Yeah…. Some day that I'll come back upon me tenfold and you know I'll have a smoking of age chicken my own to cuddle with. Give it time as the song my rat said yeah that's neither here nor there. No I just I disappointed, I'm really disappointed in Alex to say the least. I'm like dude, I practically share my booze with you, my tobacco with you, I give you a shoulder to cry on, sat here and listened to you bitch about your ex-wife. And then you start talking shit on Ozi Osborne,all's born, trying to start shit with my neighbors. And you slam my door so fucking hard I can't open. But I didn't have to call maintenance to come fix my door again. It's bullshit, dude. All I got to say, you too, is be careful who you trust. And even though the world's a fucked off place, I just try trying to be a decent person, you know? It's one less asshole to like ruin it for people, you know what I'm saying? Man. Anyways, tubes, cheers to the weekend. I'll catch you later.

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