Original Video: trying the flaming hot nacho bacon cheeseburger

fellow Yutbers. So I was making a cooking video and my phone went off while I was filming it. Now luckily I finished a burger before the phone went off so I was basically in the process of giving ex-Koresko hot sauce some more free advertisement when I had an unknown caller call me so pretty much the only thing left I had to do on the sandwich was put the top bun on and eat it. If you'd like to see how to make this delicious burger I'll be posting the cooking video on YouTube. Normally I like to have the same cooking video on YouTube. Normally I like to have the sandwich in the same cooking video and just eat it, you know. But that's all right. Next time, just put my phone on airplane mode before I do a cooking video, that way, nobody bugs me when I'm trying to make art. Or food, whatever you want to call it. Yeah. I made a big spicy bacon cheeseburger with pepperjack cheese and the pepperjack cheese has jollapenios and habinerosinits in it. And then for some extra heats I added some seasoning to the burger patty and the buns. I used a combination of Tony's and Slapio Mama Cajun seasoning. Those two are a great pair together. And then on top of that gooey cheese and bacon I put some flaming hot nacho gerrinos and some Excarezco hot sauce. And I cooked the burger patties, or the burger paddy, and butter, and I cooked the burger buns, and grease, you know. So it's a greasy, delicious baking cheeseberry, with a punch of fucking heat to the face, man. And the only reason I'm not deleting it is because that cooking video turned out so good that I don't want to delete it YouTube. That cooking video turned out so good. Now I'm like, screw it, I'll plug it my phone and port the cooking video to my desktop and then make a video on Quick Time player just reviewing it. So I'll show you two of the ingredients I put on this Bacon Cheeseburger but if you want to make it for yourself or see how how to make it you'll have to watch the cooking video. This is the kind of crazy spicy burger that I do for my channel and and now I have 8,000 plus subscribers. This will be a treat for you too watching me. Yeah. So, first of all, here's the hot sauce that I used for the burger. The X Horaso hot sauce. You can get it at Albertsons, probably Walmart, I don't know, but I got this one at Albertsons and it's got Medusa on the front. I've seen this hot sauce on hot ones, shout out to them, awesome little show on YouTube if you ever get a chest, check it out. And I saw this hot sauce and hot ones and I'm like I gotta get this to try. I'm not getting another bottle of hot sauce until this one's gone. It seems kind of pointless. So once this one's gone, I'll try a different spicy hot sauce and yeah but this hot sauce is no joke people this is some mean shit okay this will leave your tongue numb the kind of sauce that you want to eat bread after after consuming it because the water will only activate it this is the kind of hot sauce you need milk to cool off your tongue. I'm not BS in you. I mean you see a picture of Medusa. Got the Cobra right there on the front, you see that, you get a close up of that, that is kick ass. And then you got the flames all around it. This just looks like a mean bottle of hot sauce, dude. So if you like spicy and you want to test your boundaries a bit, you know, try a drop of this. But if you're not used to spicy food or you of which they called, you know, the burger is pretty much done. I also used these chips on top of the burger. I put seven chips on top of the burger. Gerritos flame and hot nacho. Yeah. They taste just like flame and hot Cheetos with a Gerritos twist. You get that classic flame and hot Cheetos taste and then you get a bite from that cheese from the nacho. So these are really good if you like flame and hot Cheetos, you'll like these. So literally I got the burger to this point right here before they called. It was just a random number that I didn't know and I'm like. And right at the end of the video and right at the end of the video I was like, you know, I was like, before I put the hot sauce away and crown the burger, let's give Excoresco some, or Escoresco, I'm not sure how you pronounce it, let's give them some more free advertisement. So, because that cooking video turned out so good, I don't want to have to remake it, you know, as this burger ends up being really good I'll definitely remake it. But it's had time to cool off. I want to go ahead and just like that, scoot you over it. There we go. This right here is this flaming hot hot… There we go. This right here is this flaming hot not show bacon cheese burger let's get a 360 of it real quick and this is the kind of stuff I like to do in the same video but it could be worse. I am not complaining. Now before I eat this burger and let's sit down to the side I'm going to delete it off my phone because burger recipe uploaded to YouTube real quick. I'm also I'm going to get this burger recipe uploaded to YouTube real quick I'm also uploading a pipe thoughts video which I think needs to be it needed to be made you know but All right, so let's go to upload video and we'll click on the cooking video here that I just made. Right on, okay. Flame. Hot, E's B-U-R-G-E-R. All right. Monitorization on and publish. So if you don't see the cooking video on how to make this delicious looking sandwich right away, do not worry. It is being uploaded. Like I said normally. I like to have trying it out in the same normally I have trying it out in the same video as me cooking it but it is what it is dude like some random number called me it stops the video so that's okay though it didn't stop it at a bad time so lunch is a served YouTube what do you think is it look spicy is it look mean would you eat it I'd eat it I'd eat it. So finishing this won't be a problem from the hungry standpoint, but if it's got a mean ass heat to it, that's going to be the challenge. So um, but you know what? I'm going to finish this burger for all my awesome fans, all my awesome supporters and subscribers and my YouTube viewers. Because, um, yeah, this cheese melts beautifully 44 seconds in the microwave it was all it took though I have a powerful microwave to be fair but yeah this looks like a burger I'd eat at a restaurant to be honest like it looks like some tasty shit man so I want to sit it down. Like I said, I gave it some time to cool off before making this video. Not a whole lot, maybe a couple of minutes, just to kind of… Because that kind of pissed me off a little bit. I was like, really, you're interrupting my cooking video. It took a couple of seconds to find my happy place, take a deep breath, and I'm like, you know what, I'm not making the same mistake again. I'll just upload the cooking video because where it stopped, I might have stopped halfway through a sentence, but that's alright. This will pick up right, right left off, like a nice little cliffhanger. So let's pick it up. Oh look at that I'm able to pick it up without any issue. The buttons are not falling apart. Right on. There's definitely a nice crunch factor coming into play with that with these chips. You know my patty melts don't look that bad and this is why I prefer Texas toast because it gives it a nice thicker bun. So you're gonna make a patty melt, get some Texas toast. You know what I'm saying? Because that's just where it's at. All right. Of course you could use any slice bread you want to make a patty melt. You know what I'm saying? But I prefer Texas toast because… Just look at that. Look at it, YouTube. Look at it. There's that melted, pepperjack, hoponero, jolapeno cheese. pepper jack, hopa narrow, jalapeno cheese, like the patty, the cheese, bacon, cheese, chips, hot sauce. Boom, that's it. Simple, short sweet and to the point. Now I'll quit stying, I'll quit teasing you with it, because watching me eat this is probably gonna be hilarious. Fair warning, this is gonna be a spicy burger, so there might be some cussing involved. Yeah. Oh that's good. Hell yeah that's good. Hell yeah that's good. Hell yeah that's good. Hmm, that's given a minute to take in the heat. Took that first bite. Look at that cross section, isn't that pretty? Isn't that pretty cross section? All the cheese and the chips? Yeah, my face is getting red just a little bit. Mmm. Yeah, my face is getting red just a little bit. Mmm. You know, that burger tastes pretty good. It's spicy, though. That bread on the burger is going to help dumb down the heat a little bit. Oh yeah, there we go. I'm feeling the spiciness in my sinuses. I didn't put a whole lot of the hot sauce on here, but I did put enough on there to do the job, you know. Spicy food is good, but if it's so spicy you can't eat it, then it kind of defeats the purpose, doesn't it? Oh, through. Mm. Hell yeah. Yo, this spicy bacon cheeseburger kicks ass YouTube. Mmm. I didn't use too much seasoning either, just the right amount of seasoning. Oh yeah, I can definitely see my face starting to get red. Getting a little pink around the cheeks. There's a look at that cross section from halfway. There's a little bit of pink in the beef so it's medium rare, but not too much pink. Isn't that a pretty cross section? I think it is. If you like the cooking videos and watching me eats the random shit that I make, then subscribe for more. Because this is what I do. I come up with my own burger recipes, my own pizzas, and I make them. I do other foods too, but primarily what I do on my YouTube channel as far as cooking goes. what I do on my YouTube channel as far as cooking goes is patty melts and pizzas. So if you like the random patty melt recipes, you like watching me eat them, subscribe for more. You can find all the ingredients to make this delicious bacon cheeseburger at your local Walmart or Albertsons. You might have to go to a separate store for the hot sauce. But… Oh. Because I got balls and I dumped some of that hot sauce on a chip and just ate it on can around. It was like, holy shit. Yeah, dude. I'm taking my time to savor the delicious flavor. Taking my time to savor the heats and the delicious flavor. Dude, I would serve this up to Cobras Cafe, trust and belief. Cobras Cafe, we got Patea. We got fries. 44 beers on tap, both Coke and Pepsi products. Yeah. And the reason why I'd only serve burgers, pizzas, and fries is because it's easy to make. You know what I'm saying? Maybe occasionally do not shows. Yeah. Whoo! That heat creeps up on you. Yeah. Now the whole top of my scalp is just tingling with heats. Right on. You know what? This isn't that spicy for me. I should be able to finish this for all you awesome subscribers. So if you like watching me eat spicy ass food, subscribe for more. Oh. We're halfway done and we're not hot sauce in the middle. Now I'm feeling it. Yeah. We're halfway done and we're not even close to finishing. All right, let's get into it. This burger is spicy and full of flavor. Man. This is the kind of shit I do for your all's entertainment. Oh yeah, and I'm a whole face in my scalp or lighting up. Mine is my, my chin right here. My lips in my mouth are tingling. But yeah, I couldn't just make a delicious spicy bacon cheeseburger not try it for your all on camera. And the cooking video turned out so good that I don't mind where it ended. I would have preferred to have had it end with me eating it. But you can't control when a random number calls you on your phone. Next time I make a cooking video, I'll just put random number calls you on your phone. Next time I make a cooking video, I'll just put it, put the phone on airplane mode. Because literally, literally YouTube, I was just about to crown the just about to crown this delicious spicy bacon cheeseburger before the video stopped, and I had no control over that. But, but now I'm eating the sandwich, how to make it is being uploaded. I've seen people cook spicier shit on YouTube but this is definitely pretty spicy. Oh yeah, and I actually cooked the beef just the way I like it this time. Hmm. Cool means. There's some more close ups of that cross section from either side. Oh yeah. There's some more close ups of that cross section from either side. Oh yeah. section from either side. Oh yeah. These are pretty good. I'm not going to lie. I can handle my spicy so… but this is just spicy enough that my whole face and my scalp in the back of my neck are just burning and… burning and the the inside of my mouth is just straight up on fire and It's not just spicy. I actually like the flavor on it too the combination of ingredients works. If I had some was sobby sauce I could have put it on top but I didn't have any on hand so this will work just fine. Hmm. Bacon's a little bit crispy and a little bit chewy. My only complaint is maybe cooking the bacon a little bit less next time. But other than that, it's almost gone. down to the last bite when I finish chewing up and swallowing Holy hell I'm not looking forward to pooping this out later I'll tell you that right now Oohie. One last bite for this awesome burger and for my awesome subscribers. You already know what's up. I'll sit here and finish it before I take the plate to the sink and get a couple water. Now the last cooking video you see was made while I was customizing that BB gun over the weekend. Last bite is swallowed. All right, and take this plate to the sink, and grab some more water. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Mmm. Oh, that's a spicy meatball. Yeah, that's a spicy meatball. Yeah, you know, that burger turned out pretty good. I might have overcooked the bacon a little bit and the person might have harassed me or called me while I was doing it, but while I was cooking it and filming it. Other than the video being cut shorter than I like and overcooking the bacon just a little bit, that burger turned out good. Hmm. turned out good. My face does look red. You can definitely see the color in my cheeks if I step back from the light. Oh yeah, there we go. Yep, my face is nice red, right on. Mmm. Mmm….. Well yeah that burger hit the spot that was pretty good. And my complaints like I said maybe it cooked the bacon a little bit less and then… so it's not so crispy. Because I should have cleaned out the gristle from the middle when I was cooking the bacon, because they cooked into the bacon, which didn't add a bad flavor, but, yeah. Yeah, wash it down with some water, some soda pop, or a nice cold beer, and there you go. Presuming you're old enough to drink. You shouldn't be drinking until you're old enough. Or smoking until you're old enough for that matter. I know a lot of my younger fans were probably still in junior high. They might see me smoking and drinking and then one of their friends goes, hey man, you want to try a cigarette? And you might be tempted to try and you shouldn't smoke but if you're going to smoke wait until you're old enough. Because I am literally the world's biggest asshole when I wake up in the morning. And the only thing that makes that go away is sitting down and smoking some tobacco. And nobody likes waking up in a cranky-ass mood just because you haven't had your fix yet. Yeah. Even though tobacco is bad for you, I don't think it should be illegal, not just because I spoke it, but because you know, our founding fathers, our founding fathers grew tobacco. Therefore, if you make tobacco illegal, you're an unconstitutional son of a bitch, the way I see it. You know, maybe if you want to put less chemicals in them, restrict the sale, you know, that's understandable. But the way I see it, if you're 18, you're old enough to vote, you're old enough to die for your country, you should be old enough to smoke a fucking cigarette and smoke a God damn joint. You know, the fact that states are not considering raising the tobacco age to 21, because they don't want high schoolers getting a hold of cigarettes. That's not going to stop people from buying it for minors. You know, you know, that's the thing of it. Like it never stopped them before they were 18. So now 18 year olds are going to have to like get a hold of a brother or a cousin who smokes or chews and whatever the case may be. You know, and it's stupid. And that's the thing of it. Like, if you're 18 years of age or older and you have to wait until you're 21 to smoke and you're already a smoker and that the old law was in effect for like several years and then like within like maybe a year of you turning 18 and being able to legally buy a pack the law changes. Dude that's bullshit. And then you get the Goddam FDA telling us. Dude, that's bullshit. And then you get the god damn FDA telling us We're gonna ban menthol cigarettes and flavored cigars and flavored vape juices. You're the food and drug administration. Shouldn't you be more concerned about our food and the drugs we take? The fact that our food is making children hit puberty way too early, the fact that our food is overly processed, a bunch of unnecessary GMOs, and the fact that prescription drug pills have more side effects than they're worth taking. I mean, Jesus fucking Christ, you take a fucking pill for depression, and even though the pill says it's an anti-depressants you still have thoughts of suicide not a very effective anti-depressant if you ask me. They've like taken Peptobismal and shooting out pink diarrhea. Well it stopped your heartburning and your interjection in your upset stomach. But they gave you a pink dire, you know what I'm saying, could you imagine? That was true. suggestion and upset stuff and nausea. But if it didn't treat diarrhea imagine if Peptobismal did not treat diarrhea. It just straight up it treated everything else but the diarrhea. If anything imagine if Peptobismal gave you pink diarrhea. I know it sounds silly the idea of pooping out pink diarrhea. I know it sounds silly and gross but hear me out you You know, people go well I'd take something else for the heartburn and the upset stomach then if I did that. Precisely my point. And then you see these commercials for like Chantex, the quit smoking pill, which if you want to quit smoking it'd be easier to quit cold turkey. Fuck Chantex. Considering that one of the side effects of Chantex is irritability after quitting Chantex. Behavior, strange dreams, seizures. Stop taking Chantex if sound effects worsen. And it's like, okay, if you're going to experience irritability after quitting Chantex, you experience irritability after you quit smoking, so what's the fucking difference? I don't plan on quit and I'll quit when I'm dead. Of course cannabis is going to be legal by the time I'm 60, so do you think I give a shit? About the health repercussions of tobacco, when cannabis kills cancer cells. For that matter, kids should not smoke pot or use marijuana unless they have a medical condition that requires it you know what I'm saying because their brains are still developing man and you know like I support cannabis 100% but unless kids have medical conditions that require it, then they shouldn't be using it. You know, even high schoolers who smoke pot, like, you gotta make sure it's the weekend and all your homework's done, all your chores are done, you're not grounded, you know. And if you, the worst you do is go out with your friends, chilling your friend's basement, smoke some pot and order a pizza and play some call of duty. Ooh. But everything else is done. Your homework's done, your chores are done, you're not grounded, you're being responsible. You know what I'm saying? And that's all I'm asking you too, is if you're going to smoke pot, wait till you're old enough and be responsible with it. You know, don't go out doing stupid shit when you're stoned. Like if you're too fucking stoned to drive, then don't drive. What if you're hungry, so order a fucking pizza? Although generally speaking a stone driver is going to be a lot safer than a drunk driver but that's not the point you should not drive while intoxicated. And speaking of which now that marijuana is becoming legal state by state they're going to do these things called marijuana DUIs, which is going to have some bugs to work out because you could have smoked a joint or a blunt or a bull of weed like two three days ago and you could have said to yourself I want to wait to smoke until I get home because I don't want to drive impaired. So you go driving about and if a cop pulls you over and says I want to give you a weed test and there's weed in your system they're going to give you a ticket for driving underneath the influence when you smoke that jointer that blunt like two or three days ago so you know and you and you weren't driving then when you smoked it when you smoke that joint or that blunt like two three days ago so you know and you weren't driving then when you smoked it mmm my tummy is happy it's got food in it. Also got a nice little fire in my belly. Hmm. Whoo, wait, that burger definitely cleared out my sinuses. Having the bread on top of the burger, that definitely helps dumb down the heat of it a little bit. But that was still pretty spicy. Well, part one of the video is making the burger and part two is trying now. I'll have to upload it later because I've already got two videos uploading as we speak. uploading as we speak. An awesome pipe thoughts video and that cooking video will upload. But people are going to be commenting, I want to see you try it, guarantee it. So I might get a couple comments of, I want to see you try it, because people are used to me making a cooking video where I sit down and try it in the same video. But sometimes I make the video too long and takes forever to upload so. So I guess, uploading this trying it video will happen later. That way we can get some buildup on it so even though I'm kind of upset that the video got cut off because of some random phone call that's truly the best way to look at it you know it'll have some build up like people to be like there's no way he's gonna eat it way to look at it, you know, is it'll have some build-up. Like people are like, there's no way he's gonna eat it. He's too much of a retard. There's no way Gothic King Cobra is gonna eat it. He's too much of a pussy. And then you watch this video and you're like, Damn! Damn. And that's another thing that fucking pisses me off. Why is it that the word Pussy is used to describe degrading things? You know? And technically it's degrading to cats, but on the real note though, it's also kind of degrading to women oh come on man quit being a pussy just do it you know like I hate that I hate that crap dude it pisses me off I want you grow a pair of balls and quit being a pussy like that kind of shit you know what I'm saying and why is it that they say go a pair of balls because you get kicked in the balls one time as a dude you're done you're on the ground motherfucker I mean, women don't like getting kicked in the crotch either, but I'm just saying, babies come from mamas and that's all I'm going to say on that. And you want to sit there? And that's what makes me laugh, is like, how is it? You know, but I'm not going to say any more on that. And it's it's and you wonder why women hate men so much and I've I heard women talk like this I'm just like oh why you're degrading your own sex like that? I hear men talk like this, like quit being a pussy and grow a pair of balls, you know. It's bad enough when I hear men talk like that, but when I hear women talk like that, I'm like, ugh. Dude. What's wrong with saying, well, you can't say grow a spine because that's insensitive to people who are… Uh………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… to people who are… You could just say suck it up Butter Cup and quit being a chicken shit. That'd be a chicken! Why are you a yellow-bellied steak in the grass? You know what I'm saying too? It's like get out of here with that. There was definitely a nice crunch with the gerinos on that burger and everything and then a little bit of crunch with that bacon and everything else was just chewy spicy flavorful. Not too many complaints on the burger at least, but thank you for watching me Eat the Burger, and thank you for subscribing to the channel, and thank you for watching that cooking video. That's usually what I say at the end of every cooking video, isn't it? I'll make the burger or the pizza and try a slice or eat the burger and be like thanks for watching and subscribe for more and end it but sometimes life doesn't work the way we want it to. All you can do is make the best of it. Catch you later's YouTube.