Original Video: voice impressions

What is up fellow YouTubeers? It's your sex agoth bad boy King Corboger JFS back at you with another video. drawing on the final cycle. I figured I'd make a quick video giving you some impressions of various people and cartoons that I do. It's my impression that Bill Clinton, I did not have sexual relations with that woman. Ha ha ha ha ha! Hey Hillary, you lost the election, you got to suck my dick, that was the bet. Oh wait, you're so nasty looking, I can't get hard. Oh, that's why I cheated on you. Oh shit, that's too far. far. Here's my impression of My fellow Americans, uh… Miss Meant? I was way better than this clown. Ah… Can you believe that? They talk shit about Michelle's magazine cover. But they're not St. Trump's wife. And I'm like, well, at least mine had clothes on. What's the difference? Just shows you the racism in our country, you know. Okay, we go from political figures to cartoons. I view it as a bad habit. It's less dangerous for you than tobacco and alcohol. Oh, I smoked frequently when I was a kid. Yeah. But at least he was honest about it, I can respect that. Oh, I did smoke it, but I did not inhale and I did not like it, my ass. Come on, you hear the way he talks to you, the dude, sounds like he's stone 24 7. Ha ha ha ha ha! Oh, come on. Most people don't know is I got a bong in the shape of a saxophone. Every time you hit it, it plays the opening sax to turn the page. Ha ha ha! Well, you said you're going to do cartoon voices. Okay, so let's get on to the cartoon voices. Let's start off with one that people should know family guy. Nahhh. Pated a great friend. Well, well, well, well And Peter, girlfriend. Whoa, whoa, what, lowish, lowish. This is in my Batman Glass. Who the hell do you think you all? Oh Lord, oh that's a terrible impersonation. Ha ha ha ha ha. Hello, it's Rolo! What else we got? Quagmire. Gagmire. All right. Hey Peter, it's Joe Swanson. And I'm going to have to ask you to stop driving home drunk. That's not good for the city of Cohog. Joe, come on. We've been pals for like how long you got just like, you know, let me slide. Peter, the law is the law. And you wouldn't be setting a very good. Come on, come on, we've been pals for like how on, you got just like, you know, let me slide. Peter, the law is the law, and you wouldn't be setting a very good example for the other drivers, so… They go from family guy to the Simpsons. Hey kids, it's cost you the clown. Smithers, release the hounds. Hmm. Round away, sir. Excident. Smithers, who's that man over there? All right, Homer, Simpson, sir. Hmm. Sned, send him to me at once.. or else. Homer Simpson, sir. Mm. That's all right. I go from the Simpsons to Spongebob. Bye! Hey Patrick, wanna go jelly fishing? Do I can't Spongebob? I got the cold. Tardisas! Hey Squid! No, Spongebob, no, I do not want to go jelly fishing with you. Ahem, ahem, ahem, can't go jelly fishing with Patrick. Ahem, ahem, hah, ha! Well, you have a dick anyway, Squidward. What's wrong, Mr. Squidward? Spongebob has been driving me up a wall with his shenanigans. I'll go talk to him. Let's see what else we got. Oh yeah, let's see if I can do a plaintiff's voice. of A. Some of these voices are kind of hard to do because you really have to be like on point with the voice and everything. A crabby patty secret formula. er, er, damn it. See that was another one I had in the original take that I nailed pretty good. But that's alright I'm coming to frog ear. You can't talk like that. This is a kid's show. Oh, the hell with that boo-boo. The adults cuss around their kids anyway. I'm just saying boo-boo. It's beside the point, yogi. And I've come with a frog here. But… I gave, uh… I put a frog in Miss Piggy's throat last night at the hour, you catch my trip, nah. Okay, me, I wish you wouldn't talk like that. You know what, Miss Piggy, you're kind of a bitch, you know that, that, I'm… I don't like it when you drink. Okay, we go from Spongebok, criminal phone, Gilgi Bear, let's see what else. Oh yeah, Metal Ocholeps. Hey, you guys, you guys, you guys, so we'd sing out of Death Clock, yeah. Oh man, this goes to be hilarious. It's called the grocery stores, you douche bigs. I planet pissed. Goo, gok, go, yeah! I'm done with rock and rock' around. I do cocaine! You got king! Hey kids, just say no to crack. Oh look, who's talking man? Come on, Krusty. You and me was doing a line just the other day. Don't play me like that, man. Come on. Shh. Hey, don't tell them now, you know. That was too far. That was too far. Let's see. What else? Oh yes. I'm going to have to take a rip of pipe tobacco for this one, because, um… I want to shoot for a Sam Elliot impersonation. Let's see how I hear I can get it. Alyssa here, YouTube. Made from Colorado Walk, E-mountain, Springwater, Coors, Grab Life by the Horns. Who the hell do you think you want YouTube with this bullshit? Bullshite. This is not William Neason Voice. And who the hell is this guy? I was kicking ass before you were in diapers, son. And didn't you get cut in half by that one, that one dude in that one movie? Okay, you know what, that's the only villain that's killed me, ass, in that video, and or a movie. And to be quite honest, he had a double-headed lightsaber. That was some bullshit. Sounds like an excuse to me. Are you playing hopopskach? No, we're not playing Hopskach. How are we doing Karate? No, we're not doing Karate. Well, look, would you just shut the fuck up and listen? Okay, you see that? You see that? Your friend Patrick? here. Everybody thinks you're super annoying and that's why you're down here. So you get to cut your fucking leg off to get the chain off or fucking cut the key out of your step frisk for his stomach. Oh that's easy my shit regrows. Oh come on really that's some bullshit. Ugh. So then we cut fast forward to another jig song parody. Shhh! Hello, Vichita. I'd like to play a game. What? Kakarach, who the hell is this clown? I don't know, Vichida, but he looks kind of funny. Well, compared to that pink bastard we had to fights, this guy looks somewhat normal. Hey, you guys, what the hell are we doing down here? I don't know Piccolo. What is this strange room? Hello, Vigita. I'd like to play a game. I don't play games with someone like you. Who the hell are you? My name is Jigsaw. And I have you trapped. Oh screw the shit Oh, how'd you get in here? Oh, I used instant transmission! Oh, son of a bitch. Okay, who the hell told me a super saying would make a great victim? This is bullshit. Like, they… Oh, I need to find better people for this shit. Yeah, dude, we're totally gonna kick your ass. Oh, God damn it. So then Jigsaw decides to have Kermit the Frog. I'd like to play a game. Oh, what the hell are we doing down here? Hey, oh, boo, this looks like a funky place to be in. Do I don't know, yogi? What the hell are we? You don't even know, the last couple of people I tried this with were super unbearable. Hey, oh, boo boo, this guy made a bare pun! Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, what about Rick and Mordi? What about Rick and Mordi? What about Rick and Mordi? What about Rick and Mordi? What about Rick and Mordi? Why? Why? Good question, Marty. Why are you such a downer, Marty? I landed from you. That's a likely excuse, Marty. A likely excuse. If I take a puff of this tobacco and just blow it back out, I'm still going to get nicotine absorbed through the lining of my mouth. Yeah. And the same could probably be said about that weed shit. Take one puff of it and even if you blow it back out, a small part of it is still going to go on your lungs. If you blow it back on, a small part of it, it's still going to go on your lungs. I mean Bill Clinton says he did, he did, he did, he did smoke it, he did not inhale and he did not enjoy it. Bull shit. Have you heard Bill Clinton talk? He sounds like he's stone 24-7. You guys, you know what sounds really good right now. we should go down to the 7-11ven and get a heart dog. Ha ha ha. Maybe it's icy to go with it. I'm dry but I the fuck are they bullshitting? How am I supposed to get? Damn it. If I could try to pull a plankton, that would be decent, but… Tremendous! There we go. Okay, I had it there for a second yeah home me I think we should go see a marriage counselor but Mars I don't want to see a marriage counselor oh me I think it would be good for our relationship go ship. Don't. Senator like the dark hag from Flap Jack. Okay. What? What do you want? Oh god damn I got… Oh screw you coming to fat piece of shit! And fuck you guys, I'm going home! Oh woof wooh wooh wooh! Holy shit dude! Hello there are children. Hey Jeff! If I'm at a bar having a pitcher a beer, just randomly bust out the sponge bomb laugh. And nobody's paying attention because everyone's a little bit drunk and then out of nowhere, they're gonna be like looking around like, okay, who did that? And you wanna break the ice with the chick? You wanna break that tension with the chick? do something spontaneous and random like a Spongebob laugh, and I guarantee you she'll crack a smile. She'll be like, eh, I wasn't expecting that. This creepy buffed, goth-looking dude, does voices. A crabby-paddy formula. There we go. Nailed it. one. You know. be doing my own voiceovers and like parodies crossing over and kind of thing and yeah I can see those skits being super hilarious Now I had this idea for a cartoon and I call it gangster dog and it'd be like a cartoon that loosely parodies a cheesy 90s rap music video and you know it's satire and that kind of thing. But the but the main the main antagonist of the show would be this dog human-like hybrid and yeah it'd be best friends with a banana slug named B slug who smokes a bunch of weed all the time just fucking constantly stoned. And then his other friend would be a ventriloquist puppet that has a life of its own and and moves and everything. And right there you got this random mix up of friends. You know, I can just picture B-slugs catch phrase. Oh yeah! Yeah, against the dog, man, this shit's bomb. I mean, why are you smoking that shit, man? Come on, don't you know that shit kill your brain cells? Oh man, come on, that's bullshit, you know what I'm saying? That's all just propaganda. You know what I'm saying? You gotta hit this shit, man. It'll change your life. Sf- No, man, I wanna be to be lazy as fuck like you. I'm not lazy, I'm just, you know, I'm still motivated. That's not a thing, B slug. Oh, come on. You know what is? Like I could just totally see it like, yeah. And then you have that one character in Gangster Dog, the Wish Fairy. And it's just, Harry, dude, we're in a fairy costume, he flies around, grants people's,, and he's people's wishes, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he, he's, he, he's, he, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he, he's, he, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he, he's, he's, he, he, he, he, he's, he's, he's, he, he's, he, he, he, he's, he, he, he's, he, he, he, he, he's, he's, he, he's just a fat hairy dude, we're in a fairy costume, he flies around, grants people's wishes, and he always fucks it up. Oh my God, dude, that'd be too fucking funny. One episode of this show features the ventriloquist puppet saying, I want to be a real boy, some shit like that. But instead of his nose growing, it would be something else that would be growing. So every time he lies, he'd get a boner basically just fucking stupid shit like that all the time. Oh yeah. I got something else that's made out of wood. No man, I'm being serious, like, I'm tired of people calling me a dummy and shit, you know, could you make me a real boy please? Well, you know what, you know the protocol here. You'd like, I'd try to do most of the voices for the characters just because it'd be too fucking funny. I'm talking some kind of firearm or what have you, like he's all hard and shit, but you know. You know, I totally just trying to act all hard and gangster and shit, like every episode he's got a different gun. and shit like every episode he's got a different gun It's always pulling out trying to act all tough and shit like motherfuck, you know, I'm saying Fucking Troy His puppet friend to be like man you ain't gonna do shit g dog. You just a little bitch man fucking watch me. I will totally take this guy out. No, you got Uining Airy Shit, man. Come on, don't be like that. Bro, I'm serious. I will totally take this guy out. dude you and you shit dude No, the running joke for this series the running joke because there has to be like that one joke like you know A family guy always picks on Meg that kind of thing well the running joke In the series every time gangster dog every time gangster dog goes into the store They'd be like sir you need to leave why man No dogs allowed in the store. Oh dude come on. That's bullshit. I'm like half human here. The only party that's dog is my head like really? You only party that's the dog is my is my fucking head Well, I'm afraid we don't allow dogs in the store so we're gonna have to ask you to ask you to leave Like really? You know, like part of me, that's the dog, is my fucking head. Well, I'm afraid we don't allow dogs in the store, so we're going to have to ask you to leave. Oh dude, this is bullshit. How the fuck am I supposed to get food? Have you tried PetSmart? Dog food a leash. And he's like, man, I got cataracts, you know, I'm blind. This is my seeing dog. So you can't tell me shit, motherfucker, you can't tell me shit. Well, sir, technically we do allow seeing dog, so… You're fine with that. I have one episode where he gets away with it, just because, you know, yeah. I don't know, it's just an idea I had for a cartoon. The animation would be a cross between downtown and family guy kind of sort of semi realistic almost cartoony yeah I don't know just an idea I had for a cartoon I mean if I had enough money to I mean if I had enough money to produce a couple episodes I'd totally do it just because I think it'd be funny as shit. You know that obnoxious white boy that tries to be black kind of thing, you know? That would be like gangster dog's personality to an extent. It'd be like, he's making fun of all those wannabe gangsters that try to act all hard and shit. It does kind of have a weird ring to a dozen tits. It does kind of have a weird ring to a dozen tits. hits. Like if Rick and Morde is on Comedy Central and lo and behold. New episodes of Rick and Morde, followed by the series premiere of Gangstardog, only on Comedy Central. You picture the movie Malibu's Most wanted, kind of, and uh… Yeah, you take that kind of, that kind of cheesy-ass over-the-top format, and you apply it to Gangster Dog's character, you know. Fuckin' this shit would be hilarious, dude. Happy Hippy lady who sometimes when things get their worst comes to save the day with her hippie superpowers or some shit that could be another character on that show. I mean that right there is the format to an original show and And I thought of it first, so anyone else trying to take credit for that shit, I'd be like, y'all are just stealing my idea. Gangster dog and drunk dog. So I like this almost beavis and butthead like attitude about it. You know, with the shenanigans and the stupidity of it, it's just mindless, you know. Gangster dog in hellhounds. Gangster dog and Hellhound Gakes Dog, what are you doing? I'm gonna conjure me up a spirit, yo. Watch this shit. Oh, Gakes Dog, I wouldn't be fucking with no witchcraft, man. That seems kind of dangerous. Man, you ain't gonna tell me shit, B slug. Oh, bitch slap yo your yellow face man whatever have fun with that accidentally rises Michael Jackson from the dead that Michael Jackson comes back as a zombie and his nose is constantly falling off so he's going put in it back on. I've never really talked too much about my idea to do a cartoon. But, um… I mean… I mean………… to do some basic animation I would produce my own cartoon series on YouTube. That's the thing that, you know, we see a lot of children's shows coming out. And with the exception to Rick and Mordee coming out recently, we don't really see a whole lot of adult animation anymore because… because……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… And with the exception of Rick and Mordee coming out recently, we don't really see a whole lot of adult animation anymore because the market for it is so I don't know. Well, there's my idea for a cartoon. There's my voice impressions. Thanks for watching. And I'll catch you later.