Original Video: pick your battles

YouTube, chilling on on Facebook live, making two videos at the same time in real time. Ooh! Oh! Now tomorrow I'll be going to Walfart to get some wine leather and some munchies. cheese. Crack open a fresh can of ice cold green flavored monster. Oh yeah. Well I'll tell you what YouTube I am this close to having a girlfriend. This close. I made her here in town and she's just awesome. All I gotta do is ask her out and I went to go ask her out of her job, but by the time I got doing what I was doing and got to her job, she'd already left. But I give myself points for at least trying. What would my pickup line have been? It would have been, hey you want to grab a drink after work when you get off? You know? Yeah. By the time I traveled to her job on my bike to see if she was, when she was getting off, and then, that way, I'd know if I have enough time to run my bike home and then walk back over there and be like, yo, you know. But anyways, that's not the point of this video. I'll ask her out when I get the chance. But meantime, I overheard another chick commenting, and this other chick doesn't even know the whole story between me and this other chick that I'm trying to ask out. You know what I'm saying? But this other chick, she made this rather rude assumption. She's like, the only reason he likes her is because she's got big boobs, typical male pig. And I'm like, okay, first of all, and this is what I mean by pick your battles. I chose to ignore that female chauvinistic comment and just go about my day. That's all you can do because sometimes you're going to pick your battles Facebook and YouTube. Now you already heard me on my stance on this before. I get tired of that stereotypical woman hates man attitude. You know that stereotypical woman hates man attitude makes me sick to my fucking stomach these are the same kind of women that constantly bitch about how unfair women have it and then turn around and then treat men like shit because they can it's like okay you're bitching about sexist unfair treatment while being sexist towards men do you see the hypocrisy here the hypocrisy is so thick you could just cut it with a knife. And the only thing I said was, well if I'm a pig how come I'm not covered in mud? You know what I'm saying? Like, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, this chick I want to ask, got does have really nice body, and she's really pretty in the face. But I see more than that. To me, that's just a bonus. And, oh, for women like this other chick, that's hard to believe, right? It's like I've said on my last YouTube video. YouTube video And I'm leaving out details of the story because it's really You know just to be more professional But I'm sitting here Yeah and everybody in town gives me shit about liking this chick so yeah it is what it is It's quite refreshing to be able to crush on a chick and that she's actually liking you back. That is a wonderful feeling. You know, and if you gotta wait 10 months or 10 years, trust me, it's going to be worth the weights. Now, if I was lucky enough to get with this chick, you know what I'm saying? I do everything in my power not to fuck it up. You know, because good things like that only happen once in a lifetime. And I've learned firsthand what fucking up a good relationship with the chick does. It makes me look like a huge asshole and it ends up hurting the chick's feelings, you know what I'm saying. I've never cheated on a girl since then and I still feel bad about what I did but I can't change it so I gotta let that go and move on Yeah. But going back to what I said about picking your battles. On my last Facebook live video I said I just wasn't in the setting to say what the fuck I wanted. What I meant by that was I chose to pick my battles and keep my mouth shut for the most part. There's nothing you can do when you have these beta females that just hate men because we're all pigs. Right. If all men are pigs then all Muslims are terrorists. If all men are pigs then all women are bitches. See, women hate that argument but it's the fucking truth dude. And it doesn't help the matter when you're doing shit that stereotypical your sex is known for doing. When all men think about sex and getting laid, there you go. It makes every man look bad. When all women do is this and that, you know what I'm saying? It's the same scenario. If women are known for being bitchy and all they do is treatment like that, then it makes their sex look bad. See, the difference between me and this chick that said that comments is I don't care how shitty women treat me you know I'm saying I'm never gonna disrespect women. Plain and simple. You know what I'm saying? I might get bitter and lonely when I'm single but don't we all? That's no excuse to say and do some of the things that I've done but Now where did the situation happen? That's regardless the point So not the point. Yeah, I'm saying and it's like and the chick who made that comment to me, it's like, you have a husband that loves you, what the hell do you care if I like this other chick? Yeah, exactly. Excuse me? And with that same woman says, don't mumble comments underneath your breath. It's like, look who's talking. You know, but that's just the thing of it. You don't give her the satisfaction or responding. You know what I'm saying? Because that's what people like they're looking for. They're looking to stir drama. And it's just, nahah dude, pick your battles. Pick your mother fucking battles. I guarantee you, you know what I'm saying, like Facebook and YouTube got to pick your battles man. I'm the kind of guy that takes it too far sometimes. I mean, when people get nasty and mean with me, I give it back to them tenfold. I make them cry, I make them want to hit me, I make them want to hate life. And I'll admit it, I go too far to prove my points. I'll be the first to admit it. But it's like, okay, I have the choice to keep my fucking mouth shut, even though I know I'm right in the situation. You know what I'm saying? Sometimes it pays to be the bigger person. That's all I'm getting at. When I say given the context of the setting, it's a male's word against a female's word. How far does that go in life? It's the point that I made on one of my recent videos on YouTube. It's like, okay, I'm sorry that my male ancestors treated women like shit, treated them unfairly, but is it fair to oppress me because my male ancestors were pigs? No. And yes, some men are pigs. Does that mean they're all pigs? No. No. But when you act like a stereotypical male, what do you think is going to happen? Women never are going to go see, you're just a typical male. I guarantee you that picking a fight with a female ain't going to work. Here's why. Even if you don't physically attack her, if you verbally, immensely attack her, she can pull the whole, see, you're just a typical male card. And that is the kind of crap I am sick and tired of. This attitude that some women have that you're just a typical male. Oh excuse me but you don't know the whole story, Cheeky Mama. And you know what I'm saying? Like my point exactly like why the hell is she care if me and this chick are into each other when she's got a husband and a kid? So, and that's all I'm going to say on that situation. And sometimes you just go, like I said, you gotta pick your battles man. And if you were a bigger asshole in the situation, it doesn't matter what the other person did. If you were a bigger asshole in the situation, people are going to look at you and go, Eww, that guy's a jerk. You know what I'm saying? And sometimes it pays to say nothing, because other people will see that that person is being a bully to you. And you're not putting up with it, but at the same time, you're not being a dick about it. See what I'm saying? See what I'm saying? There's more than one way. There was more than one way to be a ladies man. Just because you're not getting laid constantly. That don't mean shit. That don't mean shit. If you got a couple of chicks to openly admit, yeah, I would fuck him. There you go. There you go. There you go. When you got chicks, it openly acknowledged that you're attractive. There you go. There's more than one way to be a ladies man. I'm one of those behind the scenes, ladies man. You know what I'm going to ask out. Oh. I only want to give you her name because I don't want to fuck up a good thing before I have a chance to make it happen. I'm more worried about getting companionship and I am getting late. At this point, if I get with this chick, the sex is just going to be a bonus. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. But apparently I'm a pig, right? Right? Right. Now I try to classify myself as a Goth gentleman. And believe me, I know it's tough to be a gentleman when women treat you like shit. It's very human instinct when somebody treats you like shit to give it right back to them. I get that. But like I said you gotta pick your battles man. You really do because if you don't dude you could end up screwing yourself hard and digging yourself into a hole that's hard to climb out of and it's not good for you it doesn't make you look good it doesn't make the people you associate with look good. So sometimes you just gotta pick your battles man, you know what I'm saying? YouTube and Facebook, you just gotta pick your fucking battles, you know what I'm saying? Fuck, dude. I do get tired of females shoving their privilege in my face like that though, that does get rather annoying. It'd be no different if a white man shoved his privilege in a black man's face. It'd be no different than you know I'm saying and that's just my point I hate to go that far with it but you know hey women sitting there saying a bunch of crap about you or hitting or this or that and it's like dude. And here's something to think about ladies. If you're the kind of woman that hates men because men treat you like shit when you as a woman treat another man like shit because you hate men you have encountered in your life….. You are no different than the shitty man you have encountered in your life. I said it, it's so true. If it's not true, then prove me wrong, you know? Shit. Like, the other chicks, one of the chicks I've had a crush on, like, other chicks, and not available, like, other chicks, one of the chicks I've had a crush on here in town for quite some time, but she's always been taken and not available and it's like, well doesn't that just suck? But now it seems as though she is available and she's interested in pursuing me, most definitely what's up. Ooh, excuse me, monster burps. I think it's kind of funny though when I got people on YouTube who call me a poser and then copy one of the things I do. Case in point, Gothic D called me a poser on YouTube and then turns around she's selling wands on Facebook now like how thick can you honestly get? Oh man. Oof. And I'm so close to getting a girlfriend that I don't even care. Like straight up I am so close to getting a girlfriend I don't even care. Like nothing is going to put me in a bad mood at this point. You know Daniel as the YouTube expression goes. Excuse me. Yeah. Yeah. I'm reading the chat on Facebook and some of the some of the comments are quite funny. Josh ask her out before someone else does. Oh believe me I plan on it That way I have a little bit of extra money. Now when I get money for drinks I can take her out and be like, yo, how you doing? Yeah. Yeah. This close me. Oof. Yeah. Disclose me. Oof. Oh. Oh believe me this chip knows I like her so I don't think I'm not too worried about it you know I'm saying like I'll ask her out as soon as I can you know what I'm saying? Yeah. I appreciate that. Is she blonde? No, she's got sexy black hair. Yeah Oof. Oof! Oh down I gotta stop talking about her man getting excited oof But yeah, going back to what I was saying, blah. Going back to what I was saying, the topic of this video is pick your bells. Pick your fuckingals, man. Because if you don't and you're not smart about that, it can come back to bite you. Oh Like I'm sitting here going, this is a surreal feeling. Oh, you're this close to having a fucking hot raven-haired beauty as a girlfriend that cliques with you so well. Oh, good gracious. That is too fucking cool, man. Hold on a second. Oh good gracious, that is too fucking cool man. Hold on a second. I'm actually myself, okay, no I'm not dreaming. Yeah. Indeed, pick your battles, not your noses. Yep. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But don't pick your friend's nose. Right? You can pick your nose. You can pick your friends. But you can't pick your friend's nose. All mean you could, but it'd be kind of gross. Your friend would probably look at you and be like, the fuck are you doing? That's my nose. Oof.., hell yeah. Yeah. Josh Lawyer said, on a cast of charm for you and your lady friend with my scepter. Hell yeah, but I appreciate that. I feel that taking effect very nicely. Yeah. force her to do that kind of thing. And if she does want to be a part of my YouTube then warn her fair time that you know some of the people that follow me are assholes. But that's definitely something I'm not going to force her to do. Now obviously I'm not going to do YouTube as much if I'm spending more time with her and I think y'all understand that. I think y'all can dig what I'm saying right there. Yeah. Yeah. There's a lot of mystery to this video but that's fine the less you know the better. and that's because you know the better., the less you know, the better. And that's just because, you know, I'm smarter about this shit. Yeah. I'm not gonna have to travel two to three to four states a way to see her if I do an update in here. She'll be here in town. Oh, that'll be too fucking cool. I'll add her on Facebook. That way. I'll be here. That Facebook and I could not find her. Can crush for my sexy new female crush that may seem to be my sexy new female crush that may seem to be my sexy new girlfriend yeah Now but here's the thing. When I said pick your battles, when you choose not to overreact to people's stupid shit, it says a lot mild things and that's it, you know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? saying. You know what I'm saying? It makes you look a lot more professional. That's all I'm getting at YouTube. And sometimes in life you just got to pick your battles man because sometimes in life it ain't worth it. Sure you can say something and escalate the situation further or you could just as a age-old expression goes be the bigger man. Like I said I got nothing against females I just don't like the attitudes some of them have. Some women have really shitty attitudes and some men have shitty attitudes people in general just some of them have shitty attitudes towards the opposite sex. And it's like, oh, dude. And it's like I said, okay, why the fuck do you care about all men in general, when if you have a husband that loves you? There you go. Sort of focusing on all men or just pigs okay why do you care about all men focus on the men you have in your life like you can't sit there and say all men are pigs because you haven't met all men that's all I'm getting at YouTube and that's a fair, you know what I'm saying? Well, I'm going to leave you with the YouTube, I'll catch you on the next one.