Original Video: Wands and rant

Oh, fellow Yutovers. So check this out. There is a female Yewtuber by the name of Ashley Elsa. And she made a video saying, why do women have superficial standards? Because men have them too. Don't let anyone tell you that your standards are too high in the dating scene. But when you have a hard time with dating because your standards are too high, that's your own damn fault. Because usually people who have high standards end up dating the worst fucking people. You know, a dude who has high standards he wants that he wants that um that bikini beach model you know that that you know. Yeah that's super gorgeous chick right. Most gorgeous chicks are high maintenance dude. You know they're all about themselves. They always have to look perfect. Like, oh my gosh, my hair perfect. Constantly flipping out their mirror. Like, hmm. superficial, vain, self-centered, self-obsessed, narcissic. They expect everyone to kiss their pussy because they're attractive. And it's disgusting. Like, yeah, she might be pretty on the outside, but she's an ugly, raging cunt on the inside. So, huh. And people like that are just the worst. They're a sufferable. There's no need for them. You know. So if you grow up in your attractive cool be humble about it. Like Jesus Christ. The biggest problem with this YouTube is a lot of kids who grow up being told, oh you're so handsome, you're just a handsome little boy, you're going to be a good-looking young man someday, or you're a good-looking little girl, you'll be a pretty young lady someday, blah blah blah blah blah. Kids who are growing up, who kids who are growing up who are used to hearing that shit It's not to blame society entirely, it's not to blame the person themselves, but… You notice how good looking people get treated better in our society? And I hate to say it, but it's the fucking truth. People who are better looking will get treated better. Because they're better looking. It's unfair, it's vane as fuck, but that's our society. And because of that, the combination of that, and then being told, Oh, you're going to make an attractive young adult someday, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Some kids grow up being told they're going to be so cute when they're older, blah blah blah blah blah blah. And when they do that, when they go through that, some of them grow up to be so cute when they're older blah blah blah blah and then when they do that when they go through that some of them grow up to be very superficial because you know and part of that's not really their fault you know when they're old enough and smart enough to make their own decisions and be a decent human being but part of that is society's fault in the way we condition certain people as they grow up. And that argument applies to a lot of what society does. You know, if men are conditioned to grow up, you know, being told, suck it up, quit being a pussy, quit crying about it. You know, women think men have it so much easier, bullshit. Both sexes struggle, no sex has it that much easier than the other one. While women might have a great on some things, in the middle ground, if we have a graph, you have men and women and their double standards and society's expectations on both sides, sure men might have a great on one issue or another, and women might have a great on another issue or another, but in that common ground of this graph, in the middle you will see that these double standards affect both sexes negatively. All men want is sex, right. Right. That negative stereotype impacts men and women everywhere. So even if a guy just wants to get to know you first before he tries to get down your pants. You know what I'm saying? Like, come on.. even if a guy is just trying to get to know you first before he gets tries to get down your pants You know saying like come on even if a guy is just trying to get to know you first before he tries anything like that right off the bat Right off the fucking bat the chick he's trying to get with is already gonna be on the defensive on the defensive You know it's gotten to the point now where you can't even hold the door for a woman without her being like You rape apologists just trying to stare at my ass and get down my pants like no I was just trying to be a nice person because that's the way I was raised, but fuck you anyways, see if I hold the door for your bitch ass again No, but that's funny. Because when that fucking happens, I'm just waiting for it. If I go to hold the door for some chicken, she says, I don't need a man to hold the door for me. You're just trying to stare at my ass. I'm gonna be like, well, oh yeah, I was, but you kind of ruined it. Ah, just kidding. Just kidding. I tend to think that people make these crast assumptions like that. Why not just roll with it sometimes? Just for shits and giggles. I don't need no man to hold the door for me. I'm an independent strong female. Er! I am woman, hear me roar! You know, most guys who do this crap, and this is the thing of it, dude, when you get the assholes who treat women with respect just to get down their pants. They don't do it because it's the right thing to do, they do it because they want to get laid. This makes it harder for actual nice guys to get by on the dating scene because too many guys are giving women what they want and the only reason they're doing it is because they want to get laid. They'll pretend to be into this feminist bullshit just to get some pussy and it's pretty sad dude. They do it because they want her to feel safe and secure. They want her to take off her pants and ride that like there's no tomorrow. And they think, oh well, if I preach this fucking bullshit about how I care about women's rights, then maybe she'll suck my dick. Yeah! Wow. I don't fight for women's rights because I want to get late. I fight for women's rights because women are people too. They deserve to have just as much respect as anybody else. And quite frankly, I'm sick of it, dude. I'm sick of it. You know? But let's watch this video real quick. Yeah. Hello there. Do we go crunchy cool or golden classic? Ah? Uh, Laze potato chips. Yummy, yummy, yummy. That's a sandwich. Lays. In order to date. I'll show you a sandwich. Hello to all my 10 out of 10 followers. Today I wanted to talk about why women have such high standards nowadays. And I know this is a pretty well talked about topic. And because we live in a more gender equal society. Because we live in a more gender equal society. Oh my god, that's fucking great. Right, because our society is so gender equal that if you see a crowd of people and there's a dude beating the shit out of a woman, people don't even know the whole story. They just, they immediately come to her defense like, hey bro, what the fuck you doing? You're not supposed to hit women. But you take that same scenario as some woman beating the shit out of a dude, some woman beating the shit out of the dude, nobody knows the whole story. They just point and laugh at his ass. I look at this pussy fagget P pansy crybaby getting his ass kicked by a female. That's fucking hilarious. That kind of attitude, well, you hit like a girl. That kind of old-school sexist bullshit pisses me off. Like, have you seen a woman UFC fighter? I'm just saying. because I don't know for sure but you know. I'm just saying that all you hit like a girl Yeah, well you're a sexist fucking pig. How about that? gender equal that the idea of a man getting raped is laughed at. Don't drop the super big bubble is gonna get you. Haha ha ha ha ha! Now picture for one second women. Just for one second. You're with some piece of shit loser boyfriend. He beats you, he forces sex on you and you don't want it. And you go to the cops and say, hey, this person's treating me like shit. Can you do something about it? And they don't take you seriously. Could you imagine that? As a woman, could you imagine being raped or physically attacked and that not having your situation taken seriously because of your sex and because of the negative stereotypes tied to your gender. And the reason why the idea of a man getting raped is laughed at in our society is because all men want it sex. We're all just horny hound dogs. We only want one thing. And that kind of negative thinking, not only is it fuck with men, but it also fucks with women. It makes women entitled to dick. Straight up. And then women get pissed off when men action title to their bodies, but then they turn on and do it right. The same fucking thing to us. You know? Like, fuck off. Women get so pissed off when men act like they're entitled to pussy or to your boobs or whatever. But then they turn around and do it to us. Like okay, that's cool. That's cool. You know exactly how it feels. You do the same thing. That's cool. But all you men want is sex. So why want you to fuck me? What are you a fagget? You couldn't handle this. Acting like her pussies all hot shit. After like she's got a puss he made out of 24 car of golden diamonds like Jesus fucking Christ. Like, fuck. Gender Equal Society. That's funny. That is fucking hilarious. Yeah, more like a woman equal society, am I right? Ha ha ha ha. And I'm not allowed to complain about it because for the last 200 years, women have been oppressed, rights and now women have rights all the sudden and yeah So Who the fuck am I to complain? I wasn't around my great-great-grandmother was a wife. Who the fuck am I to complain? She had so much harder than I do as a privileged white male. Oh, where do I get off? Where do I get off? Women aren't really looking for their provider anymore. They're more so just looking for someone they're either compatible with or who looks really hot. Yep. Thank you. Do you know how refreshing it is to hear this from a woman? Oh my God. who looks really hot. Yep. Thank you. Do you know how refreshing it is to hear this from a woman? Oh my god. Yes. Ashley Elsa is fucking awesome. No, but seriously, she's right though. Women aren't looking for a provider anymore. They're looking for… whoever they're most attracted to physically, whoever's the hottest. You know, they don't want someone to provide for them, they want someone they can get their rocks off of. Well guess what? And this goes for both sexes. Looks will fade. People get old, so… and that's thing of it. You cannot see inner beauty, you can't. So the first thing that draws a person to you is your physical outwardly appearance, you know. So looks are not everything, but at the same time. When it comes to dating, you should look for somebody that you're physically and mentally attracted to. And also, you should look for somebody who can is why you'll see women doing long-distance relationships just because her boyfriend has muscles. Ooh. She'll lie to herself and say, I'm sick of the men in my area. Right. You never see women just being you know like just dating someone because you do but then you don't. Hypothetical if you're a dude and you stock some chick for 10 years and you quit and that chick decides to date someone from the same state you live in with a similar body build who she bullshitting you know she's doing it because she has a vendetta against you for stalking her and she's doing it because she likes you and she wants you to fucking you know she wants you to react to it. She can't just be honest with herself and say, I like that person. Never forget the ones who represent for you the most. Right? And what's gonna suck is when that person stops repping for you. And what's gonna suck is when that person stops reping for you. And you know what I'm saying? He only reps for you because he finds you attractive. Imagine what he do if he was your boyfriend. Yeah. All the nice things he does for you. And you're not even dating. And you know what I'm saying? Yeah. Case in point. One of the girls I used to have a crush on in high school growing up. Her parents were going through some medical issues and they needed help paying. And her parents needed help paying for their medical expenses. So my ex-high school crush his brother set up a go fund me page and I felt bad for stock and her and crushing on her like I did so to make up for it I tried to use my YouTube fame to help her parents meet their go-fund me goal and when I found out about it, it had been like several months before they had, they got a little bit of money but it wasn't a whole lot, you know. But yeah, and they hadn't received a single dollar and several months. And then out of nowhere, all of a sudden, hey, their go-fummy page is starting to get more money again. Oh, cool. Needless to say. And not only because I felt bad for the way I treated her, but… But let's be fair. If you're going to peacock for the opposite sex, you can't choose who looks at you. Especially if you're an attractive female. I mean, come on. If you're an attractive female with a full gorgeous womanly figure, and you go to high school wearing tight-ass jeans and a low-cut t-shirt, even though the dress code in every school says you can't show cleavage, every school I've been to, they don't enforce it. Because who wants to be the male principal in that situation? You got to talk to somebody who's probably old enough to be your daughter. Miss So-and-so your boobs are a distraction to the male popularist at this school so I'm gonna have to ask you to start wearing shirts that are less revealing. You know like… and I'm just saying dudes in high school are perverted, horny, and full of hormones. Do you think they're going to tell the principal? Principal so and so? This chase boobs are distracting me for my education. Fuck no! That would just ruin it, dude. Come on! You know what I'm saying? But here's the thing of it. Here's the fucking thing of it. If I walk down the street wearing a tight shirt, showing off my muscles, and wearing tight jeans, showing off my ass, and I get pissed off because ugly chicks check me out. It doesn't work like that, dude. It doesn't work like that. You know? out but that's just thing of it going back to women having high standards you know what I'm saying like fuck they can justify though they will dress in a risque manner they will dress in a risque manner and then get pissed off in the wrong guy looks oh he's sexually harassing me right but you're being a cocktees. So, ehh, ehh. And this is kind of problematic nowadays because especially with the influx of online dating and tender, everyone is so obsessed with how someone looks, someone's height, someone's superficial, where they went to college, or what their job is, just to figure out whether or not they'll be compatible and it's not really wholesome anymore. It's not like you just walk up to someone in the street and if you like each other a little bit you'll go on on a date there's all these preset requirements that someone just needs to meet before you even go and meet up in person with someone. and something that I don't really get specifically is the height requirement. Like you hear a lot about how girls need their six-foot boyfriend and anyone who's under six feet is like a man-lit and they will never get some girlfriend and I think that's pretty toxic especially coming from girls who are like five two or five four or even five five and stuff because why do you need a six-foot boyfriend? I can understand if you want a boyfriend who's taller than you maybe. I suppose it can make sense if maybe you're five eight or five nine and you want a boyfriend who's taller than you, then six foot like makes sense. I talked to a lot of people I know who who are like super short like five two, whatever, and they're like, no I won't date anyone under six feet and that's just extremely superficial to me. There's that pretty cringe where they say and that people have where it's like the 36s, six-foot, six-figure salary, six inch you know. So I heard that and I was like, is that really like a thing that people are going off of in order to date someone? it's just so superficial. And for girls specifically it has to do with availability because if you make a tinder and you just suppose you just swipe right on everyone, you just don't even look at who they are, you'll probably get matched with maybe more than 50% of those people. I'm not sure with like the exact statistics, but it's probably true, especially in a big city. Whereas if you're a guy you'll probably make a tinder and not get that many matches just the way it works it also has to do with the impermanence of relationships and how people are more so just looking for someone to hook up with for the night or someone to date for a week or so and there's not really any more depth into who someone is perhaps it's more so just what they look like what they can offer to me or if they can get me a free dinner that's another thing I've noticed with tender is that some people that I talked to they specifically use tender to get a free meal because they they assume the guy will pay for it it's weird because it goes back to this like provider mentality that a guy is supposed to pay for everything even though we live in this like post feminist world where women are so empowered women have jobs, women can pay for stuff, yet the guys still have to pay for the first date even though you're both going into the date with the same expectations and the same I don't know requirements I guess. If women are able to pay for their dates and pay for all this stuff, why you guys still have to pay for the first date? It's just really weird. And there's also this influx of sugar daddy and sugar baby culture where girls, if they're going to settle for someone who is not a 10 out of 10 or something, let's say they're only using online dating, they can also find other online dating options where the guy can pay for everything, pay off her student loans, pay for her lifestyle, pay for her to shop. So there's not really any incentive to find some normal guy who's just either not a 10 out of 10 doesn't have some six figure salary because you have so many options. And I'm not saying that having a lot of options is necessarily a bad thing. It's just always good to realize or analyze what your standards are and why you came up with those standards. If you're a girl, why did you come up with the six-foot standard? Is it because you would just want to date a six-foot guy because that offers some sort of status? Like that's also another thing. Girls will be dating guys for clout. They'll hang out with certain guys or send DMs to a lot of famous internet famous guys in order to gain some sort of residual clout from them. So relationships aren't really about finding someone that you like. It's more so an exchange of goods, and that's what I find pretty toxic. Because when you view a relationship as an exchange of goods, when someone no longer can as an exchange of goods, when someone no longer can offer those goods to you, it sort of gives you this excuse to treat them like garbage. Or if you're on tender and, oh, you're only judging someone based on looks, and you're only judging someone based on text messages, you don't talk to them face to face, you can kind of throw out your messages into the void, and maybe ghost someone, You can kind of throw out your messages into the void and maybe ghost someone, treat them like trash, insult them, etc. It's just really impersonal. So for dating nowadays, I probably suggest people to get off tinder and stop using that because it's really shallow, and it creates this shallow culture where you make a tinder, and then you look at all of your options. And you're like, oh, this guy, which cool college this guy works here this guy is a 10 out of 10 and it can kind of overload your brain with so many options the point where you'll just choose no one so for girls having high standards I just question why you have those standards and if they're really genuine for who you are and what you're looking for and what you're looking for. And you've got a question why you're looking for a relationship. Because if you're looking for a relationship that's gonna be someone who's gonna offer you some sort of clout, or someone who's gonna pay for your lifestyle, or someone who just wanna hook up with for the night, I just don't really think that's a great way to treat people in general, because it treats people as disposable as disposable for the best partner, is pretty toxic. And this is only getting more and more exacerbated with online dating, because I'm sure it existed before where people would look out for the best partner that they're able to have. But now if you live in a city and you have thousands of options potentially, it can really make you feel like you have justified standards, because you have so many guys waiting as your beck and call so that you can just sort of swipped through them or treat them like trash or use them in certain ways. I think online dating is really exacerbating people's standards, make them higher than they think they are, and people should really just examine where those standards came from, whether it's from outside or if it's from an inside influence. And if people go into tender of the wholesome mindset, I'm sure it can work out, but I think it's just exacerbating the shallowness and our culture. And that's all I have to say. Just remember that if you're not in a relationship, it's just because you're ugly and you have a bad personality. I'm just kidding, by the way. Man. A little me popped up and she goes, I'm just kidding by the way. Yeah, no for real. Women will get so pissed off when men just use them for one night stands. Women will get pissed off when men just date them because of their breast size or because of their ass size or because they're super attractive, whatever. But women do this shit too, dude. You know? Like, it's disgusting. When you treat people, when you're trying to, you know, that's the thing. If you're using tender to find a real relationship, awesome. That's fucking awesome. Do you, man? More power to you. And that's awesome, you know, but if you're just using tender for a one-night hookup wouldn't that be easier just to go to the fucking bar? Jesus Christ. You know what I'm saying? Like online dating should be for that dating for an actual companionship, not for a one-night hookup, you know? Like… for an actual companionship not for a one-night hookup you know like you know if you want if you want to join a website for one-night stands then join a website for one-night stands don't join a dating websites to treat people like disposable pieces of dog shit. You know? Oh you obviously care about relationships while you… dude I don't give a shit about a relationship right now. It'll happen when it happens you know? I make videos like this because this helps men and women understand each other. This is red pill lands thinking, you know, if you're taught that growing up all men are just pigs, all men are this and that blah blah blah blah. That red pill comes in and says, oh wait, women are just as perverted and shallow as men. Holy shitits! Who would a thump kid? If you're not old enough to date, don't worry about it. Enjoy being a kid, you know? Ff… Fu……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… Fuck, they'll be in a rush to grow up. Being a growing up is kind of cool sometimes, but it does have its disadvantages. I cannot tell you how many adults I've talked to that say, Man, I wish I was still a kid. Yeah, how many adults I've talked to?, that I've said that. Yeah, how many adults have talked to? Deb said that? I mean, it's the funniest god damn thing, like, kids are in such a rush to grow up and adults just wish they could be kids again. You know what I'm saying? YouTube, YouTube, YouTube, YouTube, YouTube, YouTube. I need to do laundry, so I'm wearing my punk rock jeans today. Show these off right here. They're blue jeans that have been that I wrote all over. Just different bands I like to listen to. I put a bunch of red paint over it's kind of splattered it to look like blood and then on the back of my butt it says rock and roll rebel rebel. Rock and roll on one side and then rebel on the other. Yeah. And that's thing of it. These look like jeans you pay like a hundred and ten bucks for but that's another thing that gets me dude. That is another thing that gets me. Why the hell are you going to spend $300 on a pair of jeans that has a bunch of holes in it that's covered in paint just so you can say oh I'm trendy. You know what I'm saying? You could go to Walmart. I buy a pair of jeans for 20 bucks. Or less. Go home. Grab your fucking scissors. Snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, snip. grab a can of spray paint. Let him dry. And then be like, oh look, I guarantee you you'll get that same look for half the cost, well over half the cost. Ridiculous. Like I've seen some jeans that are pretty cool. Like I've never understood that. Let's buy a pair of jeans that cost $400. $400. Just to say that we own them, just because it's a status. Like, oh, look at me. And my $400 jeans. Uh-huh. You know, like, I've seen some jeans that are pretty cool. Like this one website has these blue jeans that have skulls printed on either side of the legs. And you know, they're done in like a darker shade of gene blue, but those jeans are like $150 to $200. and that I can understand because that's custom-made you know but you know I'm saying but like buying a pair of jeans that's costing you a shit ton of money when you can do that yourself at home for well over way less than half the cost. You know what I'm saying? Like, it's another thing that pisses me off about our society, this in culture we have. Oh, if you're not wearing the latest pair of jeans, you're not wearing this shirt, you don't have this phone, you don't have that car, or you're not with the in crowd. Fuck your in crowd, dude. You know what's cooler than being the… Do you know what's cooler than being with the in crowd? Just being yourself man, straight up. If you are trying to gain approval of others, by validating it by dressing or acting a certain way, you know what it shows? It just shows you're unhappy with who you are as a person. If you're trying to gain approval through others by stupid shallow reasons like, Oh look at my jeans, look at my car, look at my cell phone, look at the person I'm dating, you know? If you're doing anything like that, just for the sake of, it has status over our society, then you're a miserable son of a bitch you know that straight up you are a miserable son of a bitch You see someone who's more successful than you? They can come off as super cool like, oh man, this person who's more successful than me, this person who's more successful than me, if I gain their approval, somehow I can justify my own shallow existence by saying, I matter because that person who's better than me thinks I'm cool. Uh-huh. Yeah, that's exactly how that works. constantly sad, you're constantly depressed, you're upset because you can't make any real friends. And that's no different with the dating scene, you know. I see a lot of guys preaching this feminist ideology just to get down on a girl's pants, and it's made women a lot more I would say defensive than usual because you know men are assholes and women are bitches get it right. No I'm just kidding. Uh-huh. But seriously, seriously though, YouTube, I do. Now the reason why I say that is because whenever I hear a woman, whenever I hear a woman, say all men are just pigs, right, just like all women are just bitches. You know, I hate that. I fucking hate that. Whenever I hear a woman say all you men are just pigs. I'm like, right. Just like all you women are just bitches. Mm-hmm. I see how it is. Right. it's what I like to call the hypocrisy of the sexes because this is how it is. Yeah. But this is the problem with our society. If we go to Google. Hmm. We go to Google. We go to Google, we look up the word sexism and the stereotype. Okay, according to Google on the basis of sex. Sexism and language is an offensive reminder of the way the culture sees women. Okay, two things I don't agree with on that. Typically against women and a offensive reminder of the way the culture sees women. And the oxymoron in this is that prejudice or stereotyping, stereotyping, right, the negative stereotype that only women get treated like like that you know this negative stereotype that only women experience sexist treatment right when the literal detection the blue-huh-huh-huh-huh-dilla when the literal definition in the dictionary of sexism is sexist itself that stops it makes you think, doesn't it? Yeah. Don't believe me? Google it. Google it right now. You'll see right there at the top of the page. Definition. Dictionary. Search for a word. It's disgusting. And you wonder why women hate men so much, when this negative stereotype is only women experience sexist treatment. This creates a culture in our society where women are victimized and they need to be saved, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah dams those in distress that kind of bullshit and you know truth be told some women like the idea of a man sweeping them off their feet and rescuing them some women like that but the generalization is most women are sick of it you know most women are sick of it because they're like they're not weak they're not wusses you know I'm just saying you know it's fucking disgusting And this is the problem, this is what happens with our society when men use feminism as a way to get down on women's pants rather than use it as a way to communicate and respect her. You know all of a sudden now every man who's a feminist is immediately labeled as just someone trying to get laid. You know that's what happens when a couple of… that's seriously what happens when a couple of men used feminism as a way to get laid. They don't use it as a way to respect women. And lo and behold, all of a sudden, now every man's an assole for believing in it. And then you get people complaining, because women want men to be more understanding, you know. And then when they try, some men want men to be more understanding, you know, and then when they try, some men abuse that and then it makes all men look bad. It just creates this negative, negative, negative environment. It's toxic, you know, because all of a sudden you got two men, Okay, one believes in feminism just to get laid. The other one believes in feminism because he respects women. But I guarantee you if the woman meets the first dude first, that second dude ain't got a chance. That second dude ain't got a chance, dude. Because that woman's going to be like, over the last person I with, talk just like you. And he turned out to be a real asshole, so I can't trust you. That's no different than a guy dating a bunch of chicks, and all they do is treat him like crap, steal all his money, take advantage of him, control him, you know? That's gonna make that dude have a negative outlook on women, you know? And if women and men are tired of the opposite sex, having a negative look on them, if women or men are tired of each other complaining about each other, then quit giving each other reasons to complain. Jesus Christ, it's not that fucking difficult. It really isn't. Like, fuck. Well, that's that. YouTube. leave you with it. and you haven't dated in a long time, and you're old enough to date, your confidence goes through the roof. You feel wanted, you feel desired, you feel sexy, you feel attractive, and it shows in the way you carry yourself. If men and women find that members of the opposite sex tend to notice them more when they have a relationship, there's a reason why. Members of the opposite sex tend to notice them more when they have a relationship. There's a reason why. So, if you learn to channel that confidence that you have when you have a partner, you learn to channel that confidence when you're single, you got the dating scene in the palm of your hands, man. This is a fire! Liss-liss-wrick! I've sounded are. Beautiful. E-yuriful. I see I need the black paint. Yes I do. Cool. Gloss black. Yes. Let's see. Now to speed up the production of my wands, I'll paint half of them and then when I do the handles, I'll place the wands on top of the paint can. So for example, if I paint the… I'll place the wands on top of the paint can. So for example, if I paint the blade on the red wand and I get done painting it and it's done drying, I'll paint the handle black and then I'll set the wand on top of the paint can, so that way I can finish painting a couple more wands. It speeds up the process and gets finish painting a couple more ones. It speeds up the process and gets them done a little bit quicker so one second. One second you too. Cool man. Whoop. Oh. Oh.. Cool man. Miss the spot. There we go, there's one. Well cool, the pipe ones done drying, excellent. And that orange is about to be done. Yes. Beautiful. E-e-e-e-e-utiful. If you want to have your own business, YouTube, you want to have your own business? You got to work hard at it. You want to run a successful business? You got to work hard at it. You got to have a product that people want to buy, and when you come up with a product that people want to buy, you got to work hard at it. And customer service is everything, man. I don't care how annoying it gets because believe me it does get annoying. When you have your own business the customer is always right. Let's uh… let's get a couple more started Oh. This is green. Green. All right. Blue. Blue. This blue. I wonder, are we going to be able to make the purple one fit? Maybe. I'll be able to make the purple one fit. Maybe. I don't know if you still you like. Oh hell yeah! That's what I like to see. But these ones are done super quick. Oh, it's a fucking ambush. Oh, Miss Call, um, making some wands working on a video, what are you up to? Not allowed, I'll see if you want to come over here. Um, yeah, I'll be down there in a bit. Yeah, I'll be down to come over here in a bit, um, give me a second. That's funny. All right, ladies. I'm a popular guy today. All right. All right. Here's the pipe wand right here. I painted it green and black and there's a little bit of black on the tip. Now the bull for the pipe wand is right here. The reason why I didn't paint the handle is because I don't want that near the um the bowl when you're smoking out of it. But before I wrap the handle on it and get started on that I want to show you how these um so-called pipe wands work. right? Let's see if I can… Let's see if I can gather up some tobacco here and… Yeah. I mean there's a little bit of tobacco in the heel of my pipe here so it's um take it and load it up my first two pipe lawns didn't turn out too bad but this one is definitely a lot better. It's a new concept I've come up with for my lawns on Etsy. And these pipe lawns basically are designed for tobacco and or cannabis, depending on, you know. So I'll take all that tobacco that was in my pipe and I'm gonna pack it down into… And it's kind of ashy and burnt from being smoked, but there's still enough there that I can, you know, then I can, yeah, then I can smoke out of it. So, all right, pipe wand, showing how this bad boy works. Oh yeah. And here's the best part of it, YouTube. Someone comes up on you and you're just like, what, it's just a wand? You know. I like to test them out with tobacco before I finish them that way. I know for sure that they work and that, you know. And I've been testing out this bowl all day and you package fat with tobacco, man, it hits like a regular pipe should. Yeah. So let's add a wrap this handle and copper. Just like I do with all we have the ones. Let's see. In a patch. Like I have been doing, I should say. Let's see. That was close…… That was close. Almost knocked that off. The paint can. Okay. Oh, there it is. Like that. I need to glue. Okay. So one of the steps I'll do before I podge the wand is if I'm adding a handle I'll tie a handle to it and then I'll take some glue and I'll glue the handle onto the wand before I podge it. So I've got some copper wire right here that bought at the hardware store. and let's wrap the handle on this pipe wand real quick kind of gauge where I want it to stop right there it'd be good we're start and stop yeah okay right there there we're starting stop yeah okay right there There we go. This is real copper wires here. This isn't that crappy buy-at-wallmark. So the kind of copper wire they would use to put on the inside of actual wires. You know what's all about YouTube? It's all about finding what you love to do in life and then just doing it man. You know? You love to make candy. You want to make some candy. You want to make wands. Go in there and do it man. you'd have to get a degree in culinary arts and then you'd have to become like a confectionary chef or something like that. I'm not sure exactly but I do know you'd have to have a culinary training in how to make And if you want to check out an awesome channel that makes candy, I would highly recommend Hercules candy. That's a YouTube channel. And it's a mom and pop shop. And um. And yeah, I'm actually subscribed to Hercules candy. I haven't checked their videos in a while, dude. Let's see. Hercule-E-S-E-S-E-Hyrulies. E S E Hercules I probably spelled it wrong, but that's all right. I know I spoke candy so it's like that Maybe I'll have to Google it. Hercules Candy YouTube videos. There we go. There's a family in our driveway. Are you people? It's really… Oh, spooky! Oh, spooky! Let's see. How to make our cherry assorted chocolate. Ooh. Um? Yes. It's something you want to say? Okay, I just want to say one thing. Okay, but then I have another thing. Okay. How to make our cherry assorted chocolate coverage? Ooh. Okay, I want to like this video. This video is going in my likes. Yes. Yes. That's cool. I've never actually seen to make Cardinal cherries before. It's an hour-long video. I'm not going to watch all of it, but watch a little bit of it. Thanks. I can't count that well, so I believe today's video is about cherry creams. Now all of you on YouTube, plan are going to go, I want cherry creams, how am I going to go to the website and get them? We don't really list our cream flavors or any of our sort of chocolate flavors separately because we make each box as a full sort of rent. And the reason we do that is because it's a constantly rotating roster of flavors. It changes all the time and it'd be real hard to keep up with and you might try to order all you know we try to let you order certain flavors all the time we might be out of certain flavors all the time. So we just keep it a rotating roster. If you want to order a separate flavor if we can accommodate you we will you just put it in the the text box on every order page that says comments and special requests. You can type a request in there and we will do our best to do that, but people do ask why don't you have a list of flavors. And that's why. The other reason is because if every box of chocolate we got was a custom order, it would really slow things down, we would cost a lot more labor because we'd be staying there reading there. Okay, I got one of these and two of these and what if you slow things down we'll cost more labor, cost you more money. So then we'd have to raise prices and we don't really want to do that. So, it line on it, that's what we do. That's that's what we do. Every box is pretty much a full assortment all you can break it down to all cream, all creams, all nut clusters, all nut clusters, all nut clusters, milk and milk and milk and milk and milk, milk, milk, milk, milk, milk, milk, milk, milk, all milk, all milk, all milk, all milk, all milk, all milk, all milk, all milk, all milk, all milk, all milk, all milk, all milk, all milk, all milk, all milk, all milk, all milk, all milk, all milk, all milk, all milk, all milk all milk all dark, all dark, all milk, all dark, all dark, all dark, all dark, all dark, all dark, all dark, all dark, all dark, all dark, all dark, all dark, all dark, all dark, all dark, all dark, all dark, all dark, all dark, all dark, all dark, all dark, all dark, all dark, all dark, all dark, all dark, all dark, all dark, all dark, all dark, all dark, all milk all dark, full assortment, we do let you break it down somewhat, and I said we will accommodate special requests when possible, but we don't encourage it because it does really battle neck things and battle necks cost money. That's all I have to say about that Craig. Well, at the bottom of the kettle. How much orange are it goes into this batch? Ten times, it's corn syrup, 20 corns of sugar, unique. Hey Joe, we're trying to make a video over here. I'm actually going to turn the vine down here and over there. He's always trying to get attention over there. Yeah. Like look at me, look at me! But some people have asked, why not just pour from the bucket instead of using your hands? Why not? Because it won't pour like this. It's way too thick. I think a lot of people are thinking about like maple syrup or something. No, I don't. I'll be standing here for a lot for it. I'll be standing here at home then. Yeah. I'll be standing here at home then. Hey, you get paid the same either way though, right? Well, no. Well, you still get food in here in your way, right? Yeah, that's true, yeah. You know what I don't. We're sure you use good and cold water. Yeah. Cold water, move your hands back and forth. Then you don't have anything on your hands, aren't you? You talk to you? My dad. And how much sugar is going to this bad? It's going to be 2 pounds. 10 pounds? 20. The next I totally turn the volume of it. 20! I told you, 20! Yeah, I can't even hear you. 20 pounds. 20 pounds. I totally turned the volume down. I turned the volume. I turned down on my heart. Geez, I know. Got the rotor going on smells like sugar over here. Yeah, you're just out there enough that smells like sugar over here. I think that's not so much sugar over here. I think it's a soft one. No, you can tell that this is a very healthy food. Yeah. It's just a treat. It's just a tree. Just a tree. water. I made this paddle. Yeah? The original paddle broke, about 20 years ago. Yeah? I got it hanging up out there in the shop. Oh yeah, I didn't know that that was what I was probably. My grandfather's one. I made these out of oak 20 years ago. So you just got like one deep one deep one or something? Probably. I don't remember. So yeah, if you want to learn how to make candy or see how it's all. So yeah, if you want to learn how to make candy or see how it's done, you know, or you just in for some quality entertainment. Check out Hercules Candy, subscribe to their channel, you know, yeah. Now I got the handle wrapped. Now I got the handle wrapped in copper wire. I want to do a dab of this here glue and I'm going to put right there on the knot right right there beautiful beautiful be e beautiful All right, tubes. Just about that time of the program where we cut the video and cut the cheese, See what? Wow, cut the video, cut the cheese. Ha ha ha ha ha. Smart ass. Okay. No, seriously. I mean, the video was kind of serious and depressing and oddly enough realistic at first. So, you know, I'll kind of end the video on something a bit more upbeat. Like, oh hey, candy channel. Check this out. And, oh hey, look at that he's working on his wands but yeah YouTube thank you for watching the vid and I'll catch you cool cobras on the flip side