Fun Fight

Fun Fight is the first infamous incident in the Cobraverse, and the first signs of alcoholism ravaging Josh's already deep-fried brain. Unlike many incidents, this video is uploaded to Chris' YouTube channel, Chris Moore.

Fun Fight
Event style: Uploaded Video
Location: 615 South Center Street
Important characters: KingCobraJFS, Couch Chris, Josh “Brother Josh” Moore
Summary: Josh gets wasted and turns into a demon
Event Genre: Comedy, homo-erotic romance
Results: The most hideous of sights, an unholy hangover to Josh
Saga: The Couch Chris Saga

Pre-video: A few hours earlier, Josh would get badly drunk off a bottle of Peach Schnapps.

• Chris opens the video in Josh's chair, while Chris' brother also named Josh wanders around. Cobra Josh appears from the bed, hissing and growling. Josh says he's gonna kill Chris in his sleep, to which Chris casually responds “Shut up!”
• Josh continues to snarl and generally be loud. Somewhere in his drunken reptilian hindbrain, Josh has convinced himself that he's a demon, calling himself “a monster in his own flesh”.
• Briefly passing out, Josh awakens and goes after Brother Josh, while Chris attempts to half-heartedly stop him.
• Chris coerces Josh back to the bed and notes that he's here mostly to keep Josh in line, knowing full and well Josh is completely plastered.
• Josh stands back up and howls, and Chris moves to placate him. Brother Josh appears from off-camera while doing a poor Hank Hill impression, quickly taking Chris' vacant seat.
• Chris forces Josh to sit on the bed, as Josh growls “Don't fuck with a Cobra Demon!”
• The wrestling match continues as Chris attempts to force Josh to stay down. Chris' shirt rides up and we're treated to a shot of his gunt.
• Mistaking the usage of the term slightly, Brother Josh suggests Chris put him in a sleeper hold. Brother Josh moves to intercept, telling the camera he'll be right back.
• Chris and Brother Josh wrestle Josh to the bed. Chris attempts to keep Josh pinned as Brother Josh attempts to apply a sleeper hold.
• Brother Josh successfully locks in the hold off-camera, which actually appears to be a full nelson lock for the brief second we see it on camera. Josh continues to attempt to break free while snarling and howling. Chris continues to try to talk sense into the beast of pure chaos.
• Brother Josh and Chris continue to keep Josh pinned while he struggles and screams. Josh refers to himself as King Cobra.
• Chris gets armpit sweat all over his favorite shirt while trying to hold Josh down.
• Unsurprisingly, the sleeper hold does not appear to work. Brother Josh takes his outer layer off.
• Brother Josh angles the camera towards the bed, and we get a shot of Chris holding Josh in a rear naked choke. Josh continues to struggle against the much-larger Chris.
• Chris expresses concerns that Josh's antics may get him kicked out. As a freeloader, Chris can't let that happen.
• Chris notes that Josh has “a bony-ass chin”, all but confirming he doesn't even have the choke locked in. Brother Josh mishears this as “boner” somehow.
• Josh is trapped in a thought loop while in demon form, repeating insults about Chris and Brother Josh's mom. They are unimpressed by this.
• While passing Chris a lit cigarette, Brother Josh makes the horrifying discovery that Josh's bed is stained in something similar to semen, or possibly drool. Brother Josh holds it up to the camera.
• Brother Josh walks off camera while Josh makes oddly homo-erotic moans.
• Chris makes the mistake of letting Josh go. Chris tells him to behave, which Josh does…for all of about 15 seconds.
• Chris starts choking Josh out. Josh continues to say out-of-pocket comments while Chris threatens to kill him. This eventually transfers to Chris trying to sit on Josh.
• Brother Josh tries to talk sense into Josh, only to get spat on. Brother Josh comments that his spit stinks.
• Chris removes one of Josh's many rings and that seems to bring Josh back to normal. Until a little bit later, where Josh breaks out the demon voice again, and Chris once again wrestles josh down, attempting to remove more of Josh's rings.
• Josh continues to fight against Chris' sleeper hold while yelling and threatening to kill somebody.
• Josh has another brief amount of clarity, but Chris refuses to let him go. Josh has a few more moments where he snaps back to reality. Finally satisfied that Josh is out of gas, Chris gets up, revealing that he is drenched in sweat.
• Josh's demon-sona attempts to come out again, and Chris takes the nuclear option, taking off his shirt and blinding several viewers. Chris apologizes, saying “It's a little warm in here”.
• Brother Josh offers to draw a king cobra on Josh's forehead in eyeliner. Brother Josh offers him a cigarette. Chris re-orients the camera and winds the video down.

Fun Fight is best recognized as one of the earliest marked incidents in Boglim History, and harkens back to a simpler time, where Josh was among friends who cared for him. While many of Couch Chris' videos would be erased from YouTube in the coming years, Fun Fight remains up, holding the line against the future that will come to pass not only for Josh and Chris' friendship, but the Cobraverse itself.