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The Broke Saga
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“You're not even the real Ozzy, dude!”
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“That's just, you know, the chaos that is life. You're not born knowing what you want in life, man.”
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The Broke Saga is the latest saga in the Trailer Age, named as such for the unbelievable amount of time Josh spends in the negative. With numerous sources of funding cut off, Josh has resorted to drastic measures, such as actually going live.
Characters Overview
Major Characters
- KingCobraJFS: Having settled into his life at the Single-wide, Josh has continued sinking deeper into the negative - Figuratively and literally.
Set Up
With the re-election of Donald J. Trump, the ramifications would be felt all the way to Casper. Phone broken, SSdI checks getting cut, and his many, many lifelines drawing taut, Josh would have to pull deep into his hairy sack of tricks to earn money once more.
Josh breaks his phone again
After making an endless number of romen(a cobraism for ramen noodles) food reviews, Terrence Pop video responces, and drink reviews, Josh's funds were starting to dip into the negative once more. As YouTube had throttled his income via community strikes, he was reduced to making innumerable Cameos to sate his alcohol addiction. Disaster would strike shortly after this when Josh managed to break his phone again, meaning he was incapable of making any form of Cameo for the foreseeable future. His options dire, Josh would finally sell a Wand he had previously made for his ex-girlfriend JESSICA BOYLE, selling it for $464 USD.
Political relayshuns
With the reelection of Donald Trump, Josh's finances would be once again put into question by the returning president's legislature. One of these decisions included the changes to SSdI, which would put Josh's future into question. As the Boy was making a fair amount of money through wand making and Cameos, this would mean his government NEETbux would be in short supply. This would lead to a trove of Cobra-related content, as Josh would start streaming multiple times a day for multiple hours at a time, while spouting absolute nonsense and hiding chat the moment he gets a little too mad.
Death of a legend
On July 22nd 2025, Josh would awake to the worst news he's received since his girlfriend Stephanie admitted to cheating on him: Ozzy Osbourne was fucking dead. However, unlike the deaths of numerous other idols that Josh held near and dear to his heart, the passing of Ozzy did not even seem to shake him, as he would upload a Food Hack later that day, seemingly no worse for wear. This would be an obvious ruse, as the upload time did not match Josh's local time even remotely. Josh's next video “SKRIMP SAUCE” would show him wearing a set of rather large circular sunglasses akin to his late idol - But more likely to hide the effects from crying.
The KingCobraJFS Story
| The Basement Age | • The Gothickingcobra52 Saga • The Job Corps Saga |
|---|---|
| The South Center Age | • The Couch Chris Saga • The Stephanie Saga • The Low Volume Saga • The Bailey and Izzy Saga • The Post-Wendy's Saga • The Rebirth Saga • The Summer Saga • The Wandmaker Saga • The Rage Saga • The Ellen Saga • The Eviction Saga |
| The Conquistador Age | • The New Apartment saga • The Green Saga • The Puff Saga • The Second Eviction Saga |
| Current Age: The Trailer Age | The Trailer Saga • The Wasted Saga • Current saga: The Broke Saga |