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The Low Volume Saga

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2024/06/08 00:52 · kiwi

The Low Volume Saga is the series of time where Josh fucked up a setting on his camera, causing his videos to be incredibly low volume and difficult to watch for a time. This would be a particularly difficult time to be a Cobra Fan, as Josh would be coming hot off the heels of his breakup with Stephanie. This saga would span from winter of 2014 to late 2015, and would feature numerous technological leaps and bounds, including even more streaming.

Characters Overview

Major Characters

  • KingCobraJFS: Josh continues his love quest amidst the women of Casper, WY - the scorned lover, the BOY would carry on, determined to find the hot, of-age, biologically female, alive goth chick of his dreams and building his gothic clocktower dream house.

Minor Characters

  • Judy: A brief girlfriend of Josh's and single mother to three children, she would exemplify the “lol so random xD” personality many women had in the mid 2000s. She would show up in exactly two videos before Josh announced their breakup a week into their relationship.

Set Up

With the departure of Stephanie and the closure Josh so needed, the need to carry on persisted. Josh would venture forwards towards his inevitable Boglim state.

Key Events

A new girlfriend

Josh would ring in the new year by announcing that he had a new girlfriend already. Her name was Judy, and she was a single mom who seldom would appear in Josh's videos - Clearly, Josh had learned from keeping Stephanie in frame and receiving judgment from his fans on how he treated his women. It is believed the two met through Matt, the same man who Stephanie cheated on Josh with. This relationship would not last long, as Josh would express disinterest in raising another man's children, breaking up after roughly a week. In a rare moment of rational thinking, Josh would say that he couldn't financially support three children with his SSI and Wendy's paycheck.

The love quest continues

Josh would open an account on HornyAffairs(a scam dating site) to little success. A few days into this, Josh would consider paying for premium access, valued at $100 for six months. Additionally during his travels to the Sand Bar around this time, Josh would claim to stop a bar fight after he pulled a knife on a man spilling his beer. Josh would continue lamenting his single status, signing up on OKCupid, where Josh would claim to get into contact with a goth chick who was into Cradle of Filth. If this sounds extremely unlikely, that's because it is. Josh got catfished.

Significance

The KingCobraJFS Story

2024/06/08 00:52 · kiwi
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