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The Stephanie Saga

Introduction

The Stephanie Saga is the span of Boglim History spanning from February 28, 2013 to winter of 2014. This saga is named for the impact Stephanie, Josh's first girlfriend, would have on him during and after the events of this period in time. It is preceeded by The Couch Chris Saga and followed by The Low Volume Saga.

Characters Overview

  • Josh Saunders: After successfully evicting Chris from his apartment, Josh now has the opportunity to make a welcoming home for his now-girlfriend Stephanie. His hairline will show signs of deterioration quickly during this saga, possibly from the rock'n'roll lifestyle Josh is desperate to embody.
  • Stephanie: The lynchpin of this entire saga, her actions during this saga would mould cobra's views on gendur relayshuns for years to come.

Set Up

The nightmare is slain, and Chris is finally gone for good. Stephanie is soon to be finished with Job Corps, and things are once again looking on the up and up. How can Josh possibly fail this time?

Key Events

Absence makes the heart...

With the departure of Couch Chris, Josh had an empty hole in his heart. With Stephanie far away still and Chris a distant memory, Josh invited another new person into his home - His Wendy's coworker named Kent. Kent would show up in exactly one video, titled “I miss Stephanie”, remaining ominously silent and unmoving for the duration. However, when Josh said that he was keeping a copy of his sex tape with Stephanie on his iPod to watch, he would emerge from his catatonic state to try to sneak a peak over Josh's shoulder. In this same video, Josh would announce that he was in the process of saving for a car and his driver's license as a short-term goal. Josh would continue to lament Stephanie's absence for the remainder of the video.
Much like a ghost sighting, Kent would never be seen again, leading to speculation that Josh had a change of heart, remembering the pain of evicting Chris from his apartment.

The Hair Dye Video

On March 3, 2013, Josh would release “Payday”, more famously known as “The Hair Dye Video”, encapsulating early age Cobra content and effectively explaining Josh as a person in a nutshell.
Getting his check cashed early, Josh would go out to by his usual hoard of booze, tobacco and similar vices before bringing out his pièce de résistance: Black hair dye. Before starting(but not before taking his shirt off) Josh would receive a call from his manager. In a stark bit of foreshadowing, Josh had misread the days, and was supposed to be at work at 11:30, not at 5:00 as he had explained earlier. Josh would continue to dye his hair unimpeded after this phone call, spending the remainder of the video doing various stupid shit with his hair dye including a joker grin and partial blackface. For whatever reason, the dye would come out blue on his skin, making Josh look like a particularly bloated alien from James Cameron's Avatar. He would continue his appropriately clown-like antics further and talking to himself before ending the video in his usual fashion.

Video overload

Significance

The KingCobraJFS Story

2024/06/08 00:52 · kiwi
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