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Currently Happening
“That's just, you know, the chaos that is life. You're not born knowing what you want in life, man.”
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The Wasted Saga
The Wasted Saga is the newest and most recent saga, spanning from September of 2024 to the indeterminate future. The saga is named as such due to Josh's extremely inebriated presence in all his videos henceforth.
Characters Overview
Major Characters
- KingCobraJFS: Josh has become a slave to his one true sexy goth mistress, alcohol. Unbelievably sloshed, Josh attempts to keep on rocking in the free world, his dry spell growing ever stronger.
Minor Characters
Set Up
In the previous saga, Josh hit a new mental health low, getting close to painting his brains over the ceiling of his new single-wide. Forcibly removing the bog witch once more from his abode, Josh has begun drinking heavily, seemingly in order to cope with entering another dry spell.
Key Events
Done with Jessica(He isn't)
In September, Josh would begin to appear frequently drunk in his videos. While this is not uncommon in his uploads, Josh would often appear totally out of it, slurring his words and trailing off akin to someone hooked on Xanax. While he would stream and make many food hacks and drink combo videos, fans were still concerned for the potential return of Jessica. Seemingly unfazed by his ex's plans to return post-breakup, Josh would carry on with his regularly unscheduled content, uploading a steady stream of content, working on his next album, and making “honey wine” of Reese's peanut butter cups and banana slices. In response to a mass shooting, Josh would also dedicate one of the songs on his next album Life Ain't Fair by making a parody of Pink Floyd's “Brick in the Wall”, which he would tease in a stream some days after his video “Im sick of mass shootings” where a shirtless Josh would rant about school shootings.
Josh was not going to lose the opportunity to mock Jessica. Despite claiming he was done dealing with Jessica's innumerable BPD meltdowns, Josh would release Seventeen videos from early September to mid-November specifically about how he was done with his BPD ex-girlfriend. This bitter rivalry would continue with both Jessica “Revenge porning” (I.E. sharing parts of a sex tape with the Internet) Josh, and Josh returning the favor by sharing her nudes, going so far as to put a picture of Jessica's cleavage on a T-shirt. During this time, Josh would release his next album, “Life Ain't Fair” 5 days after the planned release on Halloween.
Return of the Warlord
The KingCobraJFS Story
| The Basement Age | • The Gothickingcobra52 Saga • The Job Corps Saga |
|---|---|
| The South Center Age | • The Couch Chris Saga • The Stephanie Saga • The Low Volume Saga • The Bailey and Izzy Saga • The Post-Wendy's Saga • The Rebirth Saga • The Summer Saga • The Wandmaker Saga • The Rage Saga • The Ellen Saga • The Eviction Saga |
| The Conquistador Age | • The New Apartment saga • The Green Saga • The Puff Saga • The Second Eviction Saga |
| Current Age: The Trailer Age | The Trailer Saga • Current saga: The Wasted Saga |