Original Video: Automated machine Rant

What's up fellow YouTubers? That had to pack me a fat dip. That's what I'm dipping on. I don't dip too often, but on occasion. Copenhagen Mint. meant. Call me old-fashioned, but what in the fuck happened to being able to call somebody and get actual customer service? Not some god-damned automated machine. They can't hear a lick of spit of what you're saying. I literally had to pull the rest of my liquor into this cup to take a couple sips. Okay. It wasn't that much left in the bottle like one cup's worth. And, um, yeah. I got an email from PayPal to see the status on my tactical soap. I got an email from PayPal saying I made 23 bucks selling tactical soap. I got an email from PayPal saying I made 23 bucks selling tactical soap online. that actually helps me out. If you'd like to find out more about that check out my video on my channel so you want to smell like a ladies man. kind of stoked. I'm like, oh cool, I made some money selling tactical soap. I get to make money selling my favorite soap. Fuck yeah. Tactical soap kicks ass. When I seen that it wasn't delivered yet, what they sent me on the tracking site was we left a notice because it wasn't a safe space to deliver it. I'm like, well, that's great. Come to think of it Saturday, my mailbox was kind of full, so… But that's all right. So I go to call USPS to see about then possibly shipping it to me tomorrow or maybe before 5 o'clock and Please spell your last name. For example, if your last name is Smith, spell it SMITH, yada yada. So I said my last name was Sonders and I spelled it just like I spelled it, just like it's supposed to be spelled. And lo and behold, YouTube, lo and behold. it gets to the first name and then it says it back to me. It's like, did you say Jose Sinterres? I was like, it's not what the fuck I said, really? No. So like, which one was wrong? The first one, the last one, or both. So I said both. And then I sat there trying and kept on saying, sorry, I did not catch that. Say please say and spell your last name. For example, say, da da da da, and then spell it, you know. And I'm like, this is frustrating, why can't I just talk to a real person? And then when it heard me cussing the machine out, they're like, please hold white, we send you to a representative. You can wait 30 to 45 to 50 minutes for the next available caller. I might screw this, I hung up. I'll come back to it when I'm a little this I hung up. I'll come back to it when I'm a little less heated but god damn it dude. Surely we can't create more jobs for people by hiring more customer representatives for various businesses? Because every time I call someone to make a payment like on Spectrum, for instance, I'll get the automated machine and I'm like I'm like I'm like whatever happened into an actual person on the other side of the phone saying, hello sir or ma'am, how can I help you today? When I went to Job Corps for office administration and I was put in charge of answering the phones for Box Elder Job Corps, I got several compliments on my professional phone etiquette. Like Josh, that's not really professional, keep up the good work, keep up the good work. I got several compliments on my professional phone etiquette. Like Josh, that's how I was really professional. Keep up the good work. That's off topic, but… I saw a topic but it's kind of my point like I hate these God-dam fucking automated machines. They're a pain in the neck. They are. These automated machines are a pain in the ass. So I guess I'll try again here in a bit, but I had to pack me a fat dip, pour me some liquor, do a rant about it on YouTube. So that actually does help. Anyways, YouTube, thank you all for watching.