Original Video: dating advice

Well, well, well, what is up, YouTube, right off the bat, before I get into this dating advice. I had an awesome night at the CY bar on Valentine's Day. Yeah, I didn't give the bartender any attitude for the most part. Like, I did apologize for getting a little, I don't know, out of hand, but I wasn't really out of hand, you know, it's just being me, you know. But yeah, I drank the rest of my drink and got some stuff in the liquor store and got out of there so But um yeah But yeah, I like going to the CY bar or going to Frosties when I can, you know. Got by the picture or a beer or just, yeah. But anyways, you two, but I have female friends on Facebook who hasn't dated in three years. I have female friends on Facebook who hasn't dated in three years. I know the struggle. She's thinking about dating again, but she's so tired of the unwanted dick picks. She's basically she went on this little stick about how she hasn't dated for three years, how she wants to, what meant her pigs, and she's tired of the unwanted dickpicks, and… All right. If you think all men are pigs, then all women are bitches. That's fair. And quite frankly, ladies, you know exactly what I'm talking about gender-based assumptions So we're off the back guys just stop with the unwanted dick picks, okay? Just stop How would you feel if you had a chick that was way the fuck beneath your standards? just we're talking a chick you would think is ugly as shit. Okay? I'm talking, okay, what if you were married to your wife for four years? And some chick, uglier than shit, sends you a naked picture. And your wife sees it and thinks you're cheating on her with this ugly ass ho and you're trying to tell her I don't know this bitch I don't know who you know what I'm saying that's how women feel when you send them an unwanted dick pick they're like what the fuck I tend to think if that's your first go to pick up chicks let me tell you something. You don't have confidence in your personality. Every guy thinks they have an awesome dick, well their dick isn't mine, so, you know. And that's just it, even though I have an awesome dick, I don't do that shit. You know? I'm not going to send a chick, an unwanted dick. I don't do that shit. You know? I'm not going to send a chick, an unwanted dick pick. I don't care how awesome my dick is. You can talk all the shit you want, but guess what? You jealous. That people paid me 50 bucks to dance around on my cock holster. Which, as it turns out out that violates YouTube sexual content policy so yeah no more cochoster phone on YouTube this is how it's gonna have to be from now on I could sit here and bitch about double standards how women are parading around in their sling bikinis shaking their titties how is it any different doesn't matter if I'm right or not, that's just how it is, so… Eh. you the first thing you should do is introduce yourself be like hi my name is you know and I was reading some of the comments this chick got on her post one of my female friends on Facebook and a guy that she's friends with on Facebook basically some and a guy that she's friends with on Facebook basically summed it all up in a nice little phrase. The reason why the very reason why why dating sucks is because people are idiots. Okay and it's sad because people bitch about the problems on the dating scene and then contribute to those problems. I'm like, huh? They'd be like sitting there complaining about burning your hand on the stove and then deliberately sticking your hand on the stove to burn it and then bitching because your hand hurts You got an alley on your widow hand And believe me, I know it can be hard to trust, it can be hard to love again. And the sad truth of it is, YouTube, is trust is a lot easier, trust is a lot easier to destroy than it is to build. And this is very true for both men and women when they've encountered dating partners on the dating scene that treated them like shit and just used them for one thing or another. It can paint a very negative image of the gender of their dating. But no, I get so tired of this men are pigs bullshit Okay, and it's the constant turn men into pigs half the time. It's the stupid little cunts Using men for their dick and for their wallets. Okay, these little thwots are the ones Okay, these little nasty slots are the ones. Okay, these little nasty slots are the ones. Okay, these little nasty slots are the ones. Okay, these little thwarts are the ones. Okay, these little nasty sluts are the ones that are turning men into assholes half the time. And the other half of the time is just society's double standards. Okay, and what do you think turns a woman into a cut? An asshole man, double standards thrown upon women, society's expectations, pretty much the same reason why men become assholes, just, you know, to pull their opposite? And this really psychologically it breaks down to how we raise our kids. Okay? Growing up as a kid, my dad told me it's not okay to hit women. I disagree with that. There are certain circumstances where, you know, and the only time she… The only time you should hit a woman is if she has a knife to your throat, a gun to your head, at that point your life's in danger. Nobody would blame me for that. But if men are being raised, being told, you should not hit a woman that's not right, while women are being raised to think all men are just pigs, so even before they've had the chance to meet their first decent guy, their brainwashed from the time they're old enough to walk, the time they're old enough to have their first period, they've been conditioned by their man-hating count of a mother. All men are just pigs. Right.. Furthermore, why is it okay? all men are all allowed to bitch about men and talk all this crap about what pieces of shit men are but if men do the same thing to women we're assholes we're attacking you to fuck off dude that's gender equality whether you like it or not a then men should be allowed to talk to talk shit about women. If women don't want men talking all this crap about men, that's fair. play a musical instrument. Get some tactical soap. Treat women like goddesses. Treat them like human beings. And you'd be amazed. You'd be fucking amazed. Women want good sex, a man who can support them, and to be treated like human beings. That's not too much to ask for, because essentially men want the same thing, good sex of strong woman, and to be treated like a decent guy, not like some chauvinistic pig. And the reason why dating sucks, like I said, and like the person who commented on that one chick's post said, people are idiots. Watching this chick on Facebook write this post about how she hasn't been dating for three years and she wants to but men are pigs and she's just tired of all the unwanted dick picks and I'm like Let me ask you this fellas, how would it feel to receive an unwanted naked picture from a chick you don't find attractive? Just some busted up nasty looking hoe. in the room right now is going, hoo! getting an unwanted naked photo from a chick you don't find attractive. Your wife sees it and she starts flipping out about you seeing other chicks behind it. Your wife starts flipping out flipping out, flipping out about you seeing other chicks behind her back. Who the fuck is this bitch? Blah blah blah blah blah and you don't even know the chick just some random chick who saw you at work or saw you on the street and started stalking you like what the fuck you know what I'm saying that's how women feel okay that is exactly how women feel when they get unwanted dick picks they feel grossed out and cringy let me tell you something fellas every guy thinks their dick is hot shit so they think oh yeah she'll totally be into me oh oh the thing about this YouTube is that men are physical when it comes to dating women it's all about the mental status when it comes to dating one and it's all about the mental status. When it comes to dating 101 in human psychology, the thing of it is, is men and women think differently. Women are more materialistic, men are more physical. physical. So like, okay, you're sitting there going to the gym, working out, getting all nice and toned, dieting just right. And one day you come home from the gym, just covered in sweat, you get out of the fucking shower, your man comes home and says, damn honey, you look good, you've been working out? Give me some of that sugar. But let's say you want to impress your girlfriend, it's her birthday, and she's had her eye on this purse at the mall. It's way too expensive for her to afford. She's been saving up for it. And she wants that purse so god damn bad, some Goochi handbag that she can't afford. So you know what you do? You go out and you buy that fucking purse for her. You walk into the Goochi store at the mall and be like, yeah, it's my girlfriend's birthday how much for that purse? 400 dollars! Jesus! uh… okay let me just hand you my balls on the counter so you can proceed to smash them with a meat tenderizer and… ah! fuck. You put your balls away, then you hand the cashier $400, you're like, eh. Then you hop over to Victoria's Secret. So you get her the pennies that she's been wanting. Then you hop over to Bath and Bodyworks. And you get her a fucking gift card. Like a nice little $100 gift card for Bath and Bodyworks. And then when your girlfriend's birthday pops up, you got this giant box and she's not sure what's in it, she unwraps it. She sees the Victoria Secret Braun Panis and she's had her eye on. She sees the purse that she wants, and then she sees the gift card to bath and body works. She sees the gift card to bath and body works on top of it and she'll sit there and say she has the best boyfriend on the planet oh my god. But even though men and women are different, they're similar in a lot of ways. And if women and men could learn to focus on what makes the genders similar versus what makes them different. Instead of focusing on which gender has it harder, how about you focus on the fact that you know what? People have it hard. Life sucks. People are assholes. All of a sudden talking to your girlfriend doesn't feel like a foreign language does it? No it does it because all of a sudden you're understanding her. You two are coming together on that mutual level. Women get boners too, it's just not the way you think. When a woman is sexually aroused, her clit will get hard, her vagina curtains will open up like, back, da da da da da da da. Yeah. So look at that. Men and women both get boners. Ha! Men and women both crave sex. Men and women both love food. Men and women both appreciate a good cook. Men and women, men and women want to be in a relationship with their love treated with respect. before she does breakfast in bed followed by foot massages and neck massages she goes to work and she feels pampered she comes home from work and it's all about her baby it's her night and why the fuck would you not want to celebrate your girlfriend's birthday, dude? That's the day in which this world was gifted the sexiest goddess, you know. That's the day in which your girlfriend, the sexiest queen, the goddess of your world, the strings to your guitar. Was given life into this miserably fucked up world. I guarantee you, you know, you're going to cook you something? You want to go out to eat? What do you want? Because I guarantee you, I guarantee you, YouTube, I guarantee you, when her mother calls to wish her a happy birthday, she's gonna brag about you to her mother. And next time your fucking mother alone gives you an attitude, you can be like, hey, you know what? Do you see any other guy busting out $400 for a Gucci handbag she just had to have for her fucking birthday? No, you don't. Don't even get me started on a dynamic of that bullshit. It's dinner with your family. It's dinner with your parents. You're going out to a restaurant. And of course it takes your girlfriend an hour and a half to get ready. Honey, you're going to be down? We're about to be late meeting my parents at the restaurant. I'll be down in a minute. 40 minutes later. You're still not ready. I'll be down in a minute. 10 minutes later she's finally ready and you have just enough time to get to the restaurant. And the reason why it takes women a lot longer to get ready, I'll tell it like it is because society holds women to a higher beauty standard. And because women are so god-dam kaddy towards each other, she's sitting there having this fucking debate. But oh geez, I hope my mother-in-law doesn't judge me. Well, I want to dress sexy for my other half, but if I dress too sexy, she'll think I'm a cheap slut. I don't want my father-in-law staring at me like a creepy old man. I don't know what to wear. You can feel your mother-in-law just giving you that look like. So you're the bitch that my prince picked. Wow. in-laws judge their son or daughter's other half. It's so fucking stupid. You did the same shit with your other half's parents beforehand. It's the oldest stick in the book. If they make your son and daughter happy in their treated rights, who the fuck cares? I'm just saying you too. But going back to what I was saying earlier, unwanted dickpicks? No. No, no, no, a cracker, hell no. non a cracker hell no sincerely fellas picture getting a picture getting a nude picture from a chick you don't find attractive and it's unwanted unwanted dick picks like this cracker for real right now And I'll use terra bapcock as an example in fact terra bapcock made a video about this exact topic Because terra bapcock is an attractive female YouTube celebrity, guys send her dick picks all the time. And she talked about how creepy it was and how like, YouTube, I want to go to a puffing me tobacco, grab a glass of water and leave you with it. Let me know in the comment section what you think. If you're a woman, do you hate it when guys send you unwanted dickpicks? And like I said, and like the person commented, this person that commented on one of my female friends Facebook posts. The reason why dating sucks is because people are idiots. That's about the half of it. People are dumb-asses and idiots, and that's why dating sucks. Not quite literally, it'd be like sticking your hand on a hot stove and going, oh fuck that hurt and then bitching about how much it hurts and then doing it again. That's the dating scene. That is literally the dating scene in a nutshell. Bitching about the problems while contributing to them. If you like the video, hit the like, hit the thumbs up, subscribe for more, ding notification bell. And thank you for watching my dating advice video, and as always, I will catch you cool cobras on the next one. Going to close out the advice video. And if men and women are tired of the opposite sex complaining about them all the time, then stop giving each other reasons to complain. Like, fuck! Anyways, YouTube, thank you for watching the video and I will catch you cool cobras on the next one.