Captain Black royal review and advice
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What is up YouTube? Jaboy King Cobra back at you with another video. I'm sitting here smoking on some Captain Black Royal Blend pipe tobacco and it is exquisitely delicious. A half and half tobacco is not too bad either. Captain Black Royal blend pipe tobacco a try. Anyways I'm here to say two things one if you want to check up my awesome fan merch links will be in the description box below I have brand new King Cobra t-shirts one with a pot leaf one without a pot leaf and the awesome flag that you can buy as well I'm trying to sell 447 of my t-shirts so and they'll be available on print every six days or so so that'll be nice but I want to give a shout out a shout out be nice. But I wanna give a shout out to Jamie Justin and she writes, this is what she has to say. Hello Lord Cobra, my friend Sebastian is a huge fan of your channel. He loves Sean and fun-sized Felicia, and honestly, the bits you do with him, maybe the only thing in life that truly brings him happiness. His 30th birthday is coming up, but he's going through a hard time right now. He recently lost his job and his girlfriend, broke up with him. He has been feeling really down and devastated, like there is no point unliving on and 30 years has been enough. I just want him to feel like he's worth sticking around for. Could you give him a shout out in your next video and a few words of encouragement or advice? It would make slash mean the world for him for for his favorite man on YouTube, and I know it would give him so much more hope about turning his life around. Thank you. Yeah. Shout out to us Sebastian. Look bro, I'm not gonna sugar coat shit. Life sucks. Life's full of assoles. You deal with shit all the fucking time. Okay? But don't kill yourself bro. I understand how you're feeling 100%. I haven't lost my job and my girlfriend within the same couple of months, but you know I've lost a job. It's not fun. it sucks, you know. My best advice to Bastian, keep your head up, keep on a trucking man. You know, I'd be so devastated if one of my fans did that to themselves. You know what I'm saying? So here's the thing. First thing you should do, look in the mirror and tell yourself I'm worth it. Tell yourself I'm going to find a job and that I can do this. Look yourself in the mirror Sebastian. Say I'm going to find a job, my life is going to get better. You keep doing that until you find a job. And then you keep that job. And then what do you do? You wake up in the mirror, look at yourself in the mirror after you've gotten your job, look at yourself in the mirror and say, I'm going to get me a girlfriend and she's going to love the shit out of me and we're going to be awesome for each other. Do it. Believe in it. First thing first, get a job. Get your finances in order. Second thing, find hobbies, find stuff you're into, watch my videos, that seems to help. I'm glad that you're a fan and that I can reach out to you in your time of need and offer some encouragement. Um, yeah, but I guarantee you, Sebastian, that once you find a job, you get some hobbies, you know, focus on doing things for yourself, making yourself happy, and making your life better for yourself. You do these things, and eventually a girlfriend will fall into your lap. Don't focus on it, though. Believe me, I know it sucks. Being single is a bitch. Especially when you got everyone else got a girlfriend and you don't. Don't focus on it though. Believe me, I know it sucks. Being single is a bitch. Especially when you've got everyone else got a girlfriend and you don't. I've been there, it sucks. Feels like they're showing them off like, oh look what we have and you don't, you know? I know exactly how it feels, bro, it sucks. Okay? But focus on… focus on everything else. You know what I'm saying? Focus on doing a job. Focus on getting your shit together getting your life back on track and doing things to make yourself happy, you know, and Keep watching my videos, man. I'm glad you love watching my videos. You know, I'm glad you have a friend like Jamie. Your friend Jamie, she seems to care about you a lot. Otherwise she wouldn't have reached out to me about a day ago on YouTube. You know, I want to see in this comment, I'm like, yeah, on my next video, I'm definitely going to do that. You know what I'm saying? You know? So, you know, hopefully things can work out, you know what I'm saying? And I'll use myself as an example, Mr. Sebastian. Now Sebastian, if you follow me on YouTube for a couple of months, you know, I was jobless for a couple months. a couple months. The economy in Wyoming took a dive right after the elections were over between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump and when the economy took a dive that's when I got fired and I was jobless for eight to nine almost ten months and it sucked. There were times I wanted to give up. There were times I wanted to kill myself but I didn't. You know why I didn't? Because when Danny Filth as I am wearing my cradle of filth, Jesus is a cunt t-shirts, as I'm wearing one of my favorite t-shirts right now, when Danny Filth was asked on a podcast, what would you tell somebody if they were gonna kill themselves? And Danny Philth said, and I quote, you shouldn't do it. You'll never know what you'll miss out on in life, a warm winter's day or eating a hot dog. And whether or not Daniel felt this is my idol or one of my idols remains the point. He's right. When you kill yourself, you don't know what you're going to miss out on life. You know what I'm saying? Like, for real. If you think, and this isn't just for Sebastian, this video goes out to anybody who's feeling suicidal right now. I'm with you on that. I know how it feels. Even with my job, I still, from time to time, I get suicidal from time to time. And it's not because I don't have a job anymore, it's because I'm single, and it sucks, you know, and you know, and that's just the honest fucking truth of it. But if you take what Daniel Phil said to heart, you know, fucking killing myself because I'm single, it would be stupid because then, you know, I'd miss out. What if someday, you know, I get together with a smoking hot chick and we're just awesome for each other? You know what I'm saying? I can miss out on that if I do stupid shit, so, you know what I'm saying? So like Sebastian, bro, your friend Jamie, she cares about you, you know, I care about you, you're one of my fans, you know what I'm saying? Like, come on, Like, come on now. Obviously I wouldn't care about you, otherwise I wouldn't make this entire long-ass video discussing this situation. You know, I care about all my fans, my true fans, the ones who care about me, I care about them, that's how it rolls., you know what I'm saying? And sometimes it's hard. I get a lot of fuck heads who pretend to be my fans, but they do it to fuck with me. And then I get a lot of people who do care about me and have my best interest to heart and who would do anything for me, you know what I'm saying? So, it's a cluster fuck of people that follow me. Some people that follow me are just doing it to be assholes and some people doing it because they care and they genuinely love watching my videos. So yeah. You know what I'm saying? And things have a way of working out. Sebastian. YouTube, you know? being jobless for a couple of months sucked. I couldn't do anything extra that I wanted to do. You know, if I wanted to go to the bar, tough shit. Where's the money? You know what I'm saying? I literally had a $40 allowance that I could spend money on stuff and what have you every month. That was it. I got 40 bucks. That was it. You know, an extra $10 would have been for laundry and shit like that. And you know, I couldn't live, I mean, personally for like personal things, I couldn't do it for like 40 bucks. Like, I did I was grateful that the money's there and still there but you know I wanted to be able to say hey I'm making an honest living for myself I wanted to say hey you know I'm doing something with my life you know what I'm saying? and the job I have now the I love the job I have now. The people I work for have been so patient with me and I really appreciate that. 100%. Where did I work in none of your business? As far as you need to know, I wash dishes for a living. That's all you need to know. But yeah Sebastian, like I said, my best advice for you homey is focus on your life and what you're doing, getting your shit together, getting a job, and doing things to make yourself happy. And once you've got your shit together, you know, then you can focus on other things. Like right now, I'm focused on what I'm doing in life. Oh, don't get me wrong. A smoking hot girlfriend would be awesome. You know, oh hell, a girlfriend that I'm attracted to physically and mentally, you know, would be awesome. Don't get me wrong, YouTube. But stuff like that just doesn't happen overnight, you know what I'm saying? Especially in my case. So I have to wait patiently for it. I have to wait for the right opportunity, the right opportunity to make my move, you know what I'm saying? But hang in there Sebastian, once you get yourself another job, things will start working out, you know. I'll only call this, this video is going to be called Captain Black Royal Review and advice. Well this is what Captain Black Royal Blend looks like and you can see it's got you know I'm saying that it's got a bunch of good tobacco in there. That's good puff and tobacco. Well anyways this is a King Cobra JFS with another video. Doing a review on Captain Black Royal blend pipe tobacco, it's sweet. It has a very sweet taste to it. It's undescribable. It has a very pleasant sweet aroma. I'm probably gonna save a pinch of that Captain Black Royal Blind and I'm probably gonna toss some cherry tobacco in there. I don't know. Anyways, thank y'all for watching. And I'll catch you all on the flip side.