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Cobra Craft wand quality

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What is up? Fellow Youtubers. So a Youtuber who purchased a Copacraft handmade wine from my Etsy shop. Going by the name of Zoldz, suppose Zulz L. or isn't an I? Uh, I don't know. Not sure how you put out your name, but you sent me a message saying that your wand arrived broken and that you have a video of it and that you're disappointed in the craftsmanship. All right. So I deleted your message and I blocked you from my channel because I figured you were just… central… and, um… I blocked you from my channel because I figured you were just Central and um Lo and behold you do actually have a video Gothic King Cobra wand review This video is 2 minutes and 46 seconds long. Let's give it a watch. I just got my Gothic King cover on here. So we can go ahead and open it up and I'll give it a good review. We're going to see how it is. Gonna give us a good review, huh? Then give me a good review. We'll see how it is. We'll definitely see how it is. Let's check it out here. Check it out here. Let's just uh… Let's go on. So again? Holy fuck, you wrapped it in so much God damn tape. Fucking retard, Holy shit. Actually, no wrapping… wrapping the package and a lot of tape is not retarded, it's actually smart. It keeps the package from getting damaged. You're the one that chose to purchase the wand, so what do you care if I put a bunch of tape on the package to protect it during shipping? But yeah, it's starting off real positive here. a bunch of tape on the package to protect it during shipping. But… Yeah, it's starting off real positive here, but let me tell ya. It seems like you're having some trouble opening it. Better with me folks. Bear with me folks. Bear with him folks. Bear with him folks! He's getting me and open I just need to get an act to get the pop this top plastic curd off so I'm just sitting you're chilling out smoking some pipe tobacco I don't have a whole lot left but I'm making do here you know sometimes in life that's all you can do so he finally gets the tape off You know, sometimes in life that's all you can do. that the wand arrived broken I popped top and dumped it out we'll see Now according to the message the way you made it sound it arrived broken. What do you mean it arrived broken? It was in the tube broken. i don't think so scooter that's not how i do but we keep playing the big Okay, here we go, here we go, so I'm going to… Oh my goodness. Hmm. He dumps it out and he's holding it in his hand. It's in one piece. Hmm. He dumps it out and he's holding it in his hand. It's in one piece. Hmm. So it made it to your house apartment, whatever deal, in one piece. And so it's not broken. Hmm…………………………………………. Hmm. All right. But that was only one minute and 37 seconds into the video. There's about two minutes and 46 seconds to go. Or that's what's left. That's the entire video length, you know. So yeah. Let's continue watching. It's, um, um, um, oh yeah. It's me now like a fucking dog bone or something. Nope, Copacraft handmade wands are made out of real branches, from real trees. real branches from real trees it's not like a raw high bone from like a fucking store as wrapped with copper I'm gonna sell this copper Let's go, let's see, let's say I'll give it a durability test here. A durability test? Hmm. But you told me it arrived broken in the mail. Hmm. Let's give it a durability test. It was a gentleman. Try to break it over his knee. It did not work. What's he going to do next? It's not, you know, like, I guess, yeah, that's not coming to prove. Huh, tried to break it with his hands, could not do it. So you tried to break it with your knees, trying to break it with your hands. At this point, I'm getting he's trying to break it in half. What's he going to use to break it in half? he walks back and he literally walks back into his kitchen. What's he going to do? opens up a cupboard drawer, pulls out something, and he's going to do. opens up a cupboard drawer, pulls out something. Yep. He's pulling out his cutting board. He's gonna break it with a cutting board. Nope. He literally took the wand and he's sticking it at an angle in this cupboard. Okay, there we go. He literally had to use the centrifugal force and the weight of this heavy-ass kitchen counter to break my wand. It's just a fucking funny thing big. counter to break my wand. Well, thank you for the free exposure and sorry to hear your wand arrived broke in the mail. If you'd like another one, please hit me up on my ed, see we'll get to work on that as quickly as we can. demonstrating the quality craftsmanship of Cobra Craft handmade wands. I'll provide the video in the description box below. So again, thank you to Zulge or however you pronounce your YouTube username. Thank you for the free exposure. I greatly appreciate it. I'll be gathering some more sticks on Monday. We've had a bit of winter storm problems recently which makes gathering sticks a little bit harder but it's doable when it clears up to a bit. So anyways, YouTube. Thank you for watching and I'll catch you cool coppers on the flip side.

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