Original Video: Bacon porkrind burger

What's going on with you YouTube? Back at you with another cooking video. I got me some microwave pork rons, hot and spicy, bacon curls, hot and crispy. Already… Yeah, let's put this in the microwave for a little bit longer it to the burger but we'll make the best of it. No cheese YouTube so just be a straight burger with no cheese. We'll throw in some of that Tony's. I'm doing a double cheeseburger, or the double burger, yeah. Like I said, no cheese, but we're going to make the best of this. I think that bag of pork gras is definitely done. Delicious. Delicious! Yeah. There we go, there's a little bit of pink in the middle, but not too much. Excuse me. I didn't take you through the toasting process of making the bun because you've seen me do that bacon. Oh, listen to that sizzle. Burger Patti, Bacon, Pork Grines, in that order. You know why you're baking? You must be a vegan pussy or some shit. or God damn Muslim. Nothing against you folks. I'm just saying y'all are missing out. This piece is just about done. down. This right here is the Bacon Port Crime Burger. crime burger. Take that bacon, kind of crisp cross it a little bit. There we go. Second Burger Panity. A little bit of Tony's. Plop it on there. I'll leave us a little bit of seasoning for the second half of the bacon. Take a microwaveable pork grands. Terriam open real quick. These pork gras smell pretty good. Now I'm just taking these pork grins and putting them on top of the burger, on top of the bacon, try one of these out. Yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah. Oh, spice, oh yeah. A low spice and pork brines. All right, just like that. Four of them on there, just like that. And I want to repeat the process a second time. Yeah. All right. I'll take one more sugar bacon, I'll start adding all the other good stuff to it. Take one more stripple bacon, or a tear in half, just like that, just like that, Tony's on there. A little bit, Tony's. Yeah, there we go. I don't have any cheese for this burger because cheese would make this burger really pop but that's all right. I'm getting more cheese tomorrow so I figured YouTube I've done a cooking video in a long-ass time. The Bacon Port Crime Burger. That's exactly what this down on here like that. Oh my god it looks good. You're snacking on pork grides while I wait for the burden to cook up. You're snacking on pork grins while I wait for the burden to cook. For that bacon to cook up. You can't go ahead and put my bacon away. Koebroughs. Welcome to another episode of Cooking with Cobra. And today we're making a port brine bacon burger. Bacon's gonna have a little bit of chewing his too and I'm all right with that. All right that bacon's done Yeah Plop that on there. Oh yeah. Oh yeah, oh yeah, baby. Now we're now we're talking. Now we're talking, fucking YouTube. Now we're talking. Even without cheese, that still looks pretty good. bottom layer I'm gonna put like four of these port grinds on top. Just like the patty on the bottom. We'll take four of those port grinds. Put them on top. I got a little battery, hold on, just like that. Okay, and one more thing. Something to hold the burger together. Let's get… You get some Mayo in here. Maybe a little have any ranch. Excuse me. I don't have any ranch, so this will have to do. The mail right there. Took those chips in, so they don't fall off.. There we go. Look at that Facebook. Bacon pork grind burger. Mmm. Because my phone's about to die and we can't have that. Not in the middle of a cooking video. All right. All righty Facebook and YouTube. The only thing that would have made that burger perfect was like a little bit of cheese. Just a little bit of cheese on top of those pork grinds would have made it perfect. If you would have like taken the… If you would have taken the… each pataddy and like taken like a slice of cheese and just melted it, like stick it on top of the pork grinds, and then repeated the process for the second paddy, and then microwaved it till the cheese got all nice and gooey, whole look out. Look the fuck out. But that's all right. This burger still looks pretty good, even without the cheese. Fuck out. But that's all right. This burger still looks pretty good, even without the cheese. Yes. This is a Bacon Port Grines burger. This thing looks massive. It looks greasy. I want to hold this over my plate so I don't drip grease all over myself. Oh yeah, cheese would make this perfect, but this is still pretty fucking good. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. You get like a nice sharp cheddar cheese. You get a slice of that. Put the slice on top of the pork grinds. Then do another burger patty. Some more bacon, some more pork grinds. And another slice of that Swiss cheese. You add the males to your top bun. Stick it on there. Microwave it till the cheese is all nice and melted. Oh yeah. But even without the cheese this is a pretty good burger. Greased deliciousness, greasing goodness. My taste buds are like, yeah. My taste buds are like, yeah. Those hot and spicy pork grinds. Those hot and spicy pork grinds. They're really not that spicy. But I'm not complaining. That's the first time that literally a fan sends… Okay, a fan sent me a care package. And that was the first time I'd ever seen microwaveable pork grinds. Legately. I was like, yeah. Port grinds you can microwave like popcorn or the time to be alive. Oh man, I'm almost sad it's gone. Mm, mmm, mmm, mate. You were talking about adding pork grinds to your bacon cheeseburger. If you were talking about adding pork grinds to your bacon cheeseburger, or just your bacon burger, whatever, that's a good idea. And they don't have to be hot and spicy and they don't have to be microwave. You can take any flavor of pork grinds that you want, that you like, and put it on your burger. because that's what's up. I Everything in my body is just like, yes. I mean look at all the grease on that plate. Holy Jesus. Well I'm going to put this in the but that's pretty soda to wash up. I can get all that cools down. I don't have any soda to wash that down so I'm going to wash it down with some ice cold ice cold whole milk that was oh wait there's some water in here hold on a second Oh, that burger had two things or three things, deliciousness, greasiness, and protein. And the only thing that would be perfect to wash that down with besides soda Nice cold glass of milk. That's more protein on top of more protein You cannot go wrong with that YouTube Mokwai Port Grines. How is this the first time I'm actually seeing these? I mean… They taste just like the ones you buy at any gas station. I may end up saving these for another burger actually. Okay, they got a little bit of saving these for another burger actually. for another burger actually. Okay, they got a little bit of heat to them. But not much. Okay, scratch that, yeah, those pork grinds got a little bit of heat to them they're not ridiculously spicy but yeah that's a little bit of heat start oh my voice is changing hold on a second But um Oh the heat from those isn't that bad I'm definitely full YouTube that was a filling burger that would have been even better with cheese on it like I said but I'm out of cheese at the moment so… I ruled a bunch of cigarettes the other night and took them all in my pack. And you can see right here that it's tobacco, not the other stuff. Like straight up, no filter on these cigarettes whatsoever. I wish it was weed, but it's not. It'll cure my counteracts, but marijuana does not completely cure my autism. If anything, the marijuana actually helps make, it actually helps, it makes dealing with my autism on a day-to-day basis much less stressful and much easier. Excuse me. Not much else to say, YouTube. But I do burger recipes on my videos. I do burger, cheeseburger type videos. I cook other things too, but my primary… My primary cooking on my channel is cheeseburgers and burgers and you know what I'm saying the primary cooking that I do on my channel is burger recipes but My tummy is happy now. It's like, mmm. That shit was bomb YouTube. I don't know. That would have set that burger to the top, man. But I'm out of cheese and I'm working with what I got to make something to eat, so… Well, not complaining, just saying. Mmm. And that nice cold glass of milk? Mmm. I've got hit the spot nicely. diet consists of nothing but protein. Red meat and protein. Um, nope, it's only a double and… and Hm. Well Gregory, pardon me for a second YouTube while I answer chat on Facebook. Well Gregory, if you have mixed feelings about this situation, then you might actually be by or gay. If you have mixed feelings about this situation, then you might actually be by or gay. Nothing wrong with that, you know what I'm saying. That's how you do, but if that's not how you feel about it, you know, if you feel uncomfortable with your friend doing that sort of thing, then you need to set boundaries. Otherwise, you can't be friends with that person. If they're trying to, shower with you after the gym and kissing you and shit like that. Do I eat vegetables? Occasionally, yes. So what's on the burger? Burger patty, bacon, pork rinds, Mayo. I would have added cheese cheese but I'm out. JFS, capital K-I-N-G, capital C-O-B-R-A, capital J, capital F, capital S. and you're not bisexual and you're completely straight then I would stop working out with him because it sounds like he's being persistent. There is a big difference between a fagget and a gay dude. A gay dude knows his boundaries. As soon as he finds out that dude straight, they leave you alone. But a fagget don't give a shit. Okay. You know what I'm saying? And those people are super obnoxious. Hell yeah John, thanks for the subscription. No, I'm straight. I don't know where the fuck people get the idea. What's a straight guy that doesn't give a shit about boundaries called a rapist? Huh. What's a straight guy that doesn't give a shit about boundaries? A rapist? Huh! I have a couple friends that are bisexual. In my older videos, in my older videos I might have talked about my friends who were by. I have a couple friends that are bisexual and it don't bother me a bit, you know. As long as they don't hit on me, we ain't got no problems. I don't have a problem with gay people, I have a problem with faggots, okay? Let me… going back off where I said earlier. Okay. I'll give a shot if you're gay. That's more pussy for me. Straight up. And when you got a gay dude checking you out, it's weird because it's weird because it's like you're straight, but at the same time it's like, okay, you take it as a compliment, it means you're attractive. But at the same time it's like okay take it as a compliment it means you're attractive but at the same time it's like oh dude Well, if you don't want fagget suck in your dick, then quit letting them. Is finding a woman in Wyoming hard? Well, uh… In a smaller town, yes. In a small town like Casper Wyoming, it is difficult. Kevin Williams says people like what they see, they can't help it. Yeah. Well, thank you, Carla, for that compliment. In the last couple of care packages I've received, someone sent me two sticks of eyeliner. Um, some black nail polish. And of course, some black lipstick, to help me accentuate my goth look. Yeah. What up Josh, Mr. Lawyer, how's it going? No, actually I think Steve would agree with me on this. Like there is a big difference between a gay dude and a fagget, okay? Gay dude knows his boundaries. As soon as he finds out you're straight, it's like, oh, my bad, okay, whatever, you know. But a fagget don't care. Go ahead on you whether you're straight or not. It's fucking annoying and shit. Well you know what Mr. Gregory Williams or no that's not your last name my bad? Gregory Vera look if he tells other people all you gotta say is the dude was trying to rate me and they'll understand. They'll be like, oh, dude. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. See, even though that Steve is gay, it's not a bad thing, you know, just who he is, you know. At least he can respect when someone says they're straight, you know at least he can respect he can respect when someone says they're straight you know I'm saying well there you go that actually helps you out Gregory if he's known for being a creep around your local town then if he goes around telling people what happened all you got to say he got to say is not dude he was known for being a creep around your local town, then if he goes around telling people what happened, all you gotta say is, no dude, he was trying to force it on me and I wasn't comfortable with it. You know, that's all you have to say, Gregory. He didn't. problem Gregory the important thing is no means no you know I'm saying and it's your body you know I'm saying like if you're uncomfortable with your friend who you work out with at the gym trying to shower in the same shower as you grabbing your fucking penis and kissing on you and shit like that then don't let it happen. Don't be afraid to say no and if he fucking tries anything else, press charges. Seriously, press charges for sexual harassment. You know what I'm saying? Oh yeah, don't actually hurt somebody unless it's self-defense you know what I'm saying. But if he was really your friend Gregory, he would understand that, you know, that's not how you are. Oh dude, I feel bad for this dude, for YouTube, like, God damn. How would you feel? Okay. You have a guy friend. You go to the gym to work out, hang out, bullshit, whatever. You know, typical guy stuff, right? And of course, when you get done working out, you're all sweaty and disgusting. So you're like, hey, I'll take a shower already, you know what I'm saying? So you decide to use the gym showers as a convenience, because you don't want to be stinking up your car with your man's stink. That's understandable. Or riding the city bus back to your place, smelling like you just got done working out, you know what I'm saying? Perfectly understandable. What would you do within your guy if your so-called guy friend, uninvited, literally uninvited, walks into the shower, butt-ass naked, next to your naked ass, and start shower next to you in the same fucking shower, butt-ass naked, next to your naked ass, and start showering next to you in the same fucking shower, and giving you unwanted sexual attention. Yeah. Oh, dude. No. There you go, you fucking go. Gregory's got the right idea. Gregory's like, I'm gonna switch gyms, I'm gonna stop hanging out with that person and make new friends. There you go. There you fucking go. That's how you do it. Let us see. Sometimes people don't need my advice, sometimes that shit just comes naturally to you. That's the best way to do it. Cut your ties with that person, switch gyms, make new friends, that's the best way to do it. And if he continues to fucking harass you or ask, hey why, what the fuck, you know what I'm saying? Don't be afraid to be honest with them, be like, bro, we used to be good buds, but you changed. You know what I'm saying? And not for the better. That's all you got to do, Gregory. And if he can't accept that sort of fate, then maybe he shouldn't have been doing that shit. But this cooking video is long enough. So, uh, if you want more cooking, you like the cooking videos, subscribe to the channel for more. Kitch you all later.