Original Video: Tellin it like it is

What's up YouTube? My trolls are the biggest pieces of shit. Everybody knows I fucking hate pedophiles and sick folks and all this other shit. And they're doing all this crap because it amuses them. They'll send me a fucking text message accusing me of some shit. You know what I'm saying? I don't know. I will spawn back with a fuck you then I block their number that just makes my trolls look like pedophiles to be honest and I think my trolls need help for that to be honest with you I've been very public on my channel about how I feel about this issue. I hate those nasty bastards more than I love Ozzy Osbournes so you can fuck off with that shit. And you know what's beyond sad? My trolls do that crap for entertainments. Taking a 31-year-old autistic who hates pedophiles and calling him on just to get a reaction. It's your life is fucking miserable, dude. And none of you fuckers have ever met me in person. None of you fuckers have ever met me like that in real life, dude. You haven't. You know what I'm saying? Like none of you fuckers have ever met me in real life. You don't even know who the fuck I am. You're just taking based off what you see on the internet and that's bullshit. All the lies and the misinformation being spread about your boy. That shit's gonna come to a stop. You look past your hatred for King Cobra, ask yourself, if you hated pedophiles, would you like being called one constantly? The answer is no, you'd fucking hate it. You would fucking hate it. You know why I keep doing YouTube videos? Because I have more fans than I have YouTube trolls. I get a sweet care package with an Ozzy Osbourne Figuring. I get a sweet care package with some sigarellos and some blickers and some shooters. That's why I keep doing what I do on YouTube is for my fans. Fuck the trolls dude. They're jealous of what I have. And if I didn't respond to your stupid text messages, the trolls sent me and shit, a volume was blocked, deleted, and ignored. You would lose your shit. You would lose your shit. You would lose your shit. But if I stop responding to troll text messages, you people would lose your shit. You would have nothing. Absolutely nothing, dude. Sitting here talking about how you're going to kick down my fucking door and kick my ass. You try that crap, I'll have the cops at my fucking door so fucking quick, it's not even funny. Okay? You do realize that the Casper Police Department watches my videos. I have fans here in town and some high up places. So if you really want to keep fucking with me, it's going to be your ass, I'm a sick fuck if I made a song on my new album Satan's Bell called Bell Tower Bashing? That doesn't make any sense, does it? No it doesn't. Anybody with half a brain can see that my troll's the biggest obsessed loser idiot fucks on the planet. And speaking of Satan's Bell, there's like 90 copies left, so get yours while you can. Pre-sheet you sucking my cock. in his mom's basement, can't get a girlfriend, and barely hold down a job. Then he sees King Cobra JFAshen, the first thing he thinks is, fuck this guy, right? I'm still sitting here saying fuck the trolls dude like they can eat my dick. I don't know my last live stream when I got a little tipsy and I said I would rather take a chainsaw in my dick, then watch cuties. You know what I'm saying? Like, fuck off, dude. No, it's bullshit. I'm very public about how I feel about sick flux and how much I fucking hate them. I hate pedophiles more than I hate my YouTube trolls to be honest with you. And that's how I feel. Now I want to keep doing YouTube for my fans. I'll go another one. I'll go another one. The majority of my trolls are a bunch of fat, ugly, unattractive, heroin junkies, or just some loser in their mom's basement. It's quite sad. The amount of time and effort you put into harassing King Cobra, that's time you could be improving your life. Taking a long look hard in the mirror, long, hard look in the in the mirror and going what am I doing with my life? You do realize that Cobra wins every time you text me and the only way to beat King Cobra JFS at this game is to leave me alone. Because I'm not gonna stop I don't want to stop. Unintentional Aussie reference, but seriously YouTube. Cobra owns your bitch troll ass every time you harass him. It's the truth. I fucking love pissing off my trolls. They made a meme skewing my pelican-fucker bits. So I took it and stole their fucking meme and they got so pissed off and put it on a t-shirt. And then when they got pissed off and overreacted, they're just like, put this on a t-shirt memorial tribute stream is pretty fucked. Yeah I was getting drunk talking about it and like an ad for the Sandy Hook shooting came on and I lost my shit because I'm a decent guy I wear my heart on my sleeve and sometimes that's my biggest weakness. you know I realized that ever since 9-11 it's my biggest weakness. You know I realize that ever since 9-11 it's only gotten worse. Now in the middle of a fucking pandemic it has killed millions of people. All these fucking mass shootings. You want to call me a weak piece of shit for crying about it 20 years later? Go fuck yourself dude. If you had somebody who died on 9-11 you wouldn't be saying that crap to me now would you? No. And neither have I for that matter but for that I'm grateful. But that's beside the points. Real men aren't afraid to cry and show their emotions. When it's something serious. a game for my YouTube trolls. Josh hates pedophiles so let's call in one just to get a reaction. Look at all camera and he'll get all pissed off and angry and it'll be hilarious. I'm not sure. You know the shit pisses me off. Yeah it's just part of being a celebrity dude. You look at Will Smith and all the shit he's going through right now. Which is part of being a celebrity. Like calling me a bald loser disgusting things is too far to be honest. And you know, all the people talking shit about my sex life are going to eat a big fat horse cock when I get the smoking hot of age goth chick of my dreams. And everyone's going to be sitting there going, well, how come Cobra gets the chick of his dreams? and I don't. Because I waited patiently. Instead of being in a rush to get laid, I pretty much sacrificed the last five years of my life trying to understand women and better understand gender relations. And it's working because, even though I'm not getting laid, I could care less. I understand women and I understand how gender relations work. Because when it comes to gender relations, it's not about having sex, it's about understanding how the other person thinks. And it'd be truthful with you, women and men are shit to each other. Women and men are fucking me to kill myself, telling me to kill myself, telling me they're going to show up to my front door and kick my ass. And I'm like, you guys are a bunch of sad fucking cowards Everybody knows that Cobra hates pedophiles And I hate sickos If I didn't know why the fuck would I have a shirt on my customized girl that says get rid of sickos? With the most iconic mascot for it a skeleton holding an AR-15 The reason why I don't want my trolls get to me to be honest just because our society is so much more frustrating and has bigger problems in our fucking society. And the problem with this is when it comes to online internet bullying, realistically, it's going to cost a thousand dollar plus dollars just to track down one troll, and all they're going to do is show up at the front door and tell them to knock it off. Realistically, this is how the law sees it. If you don't want to get bullied on social media, then stay off the internet. Which you say that till it's your kid getting bullied. I choose to focus on my fans who support my music, who give me money to my PayPal, to buy my merchandise, who buy the tactical soap, using my coupon code and my affiliate link. I actually ordered some more of that, so I got a fresh stock. Yeah. So I'm set on my tactical soap for a minute. Yeah. So I'm set on my tactical soap for a minute. Yeah. I love tactical soap, but I hate SICO is more than I love my soap. Because I walk into a bar. I walk into the grocery store. And when I pass by adult women who are four to eight to ten times out of my league, just stupid hot of age woman, I got a stupid hot of age woman going, that dude smells good. That's no shit. That is no fucking shit, dude tactical soaps the real deal Yeah, I like mixing bond number one with Maverick number three That's a deadly combo of Ferex number three. That's a deadly combo of Gondike soap products. Yeah. used to let my trolls get to me because I own their sad bitch asses. If I didn't own my trolls would they have two entire fucking sub-redits dedicated to talking about me, spreading rumors and talking shit, the little safe space like, you know, Kobe's a little bitch, you say that, but I guarantee you if you received the harassment Cobra received you would fucking hate it too. Cobra Fucking hates pedophiles and you calling him one just to get a reaction because that's entertainment to you just makes you look like one dude. That's why I would encourage my trolls to get some serious help. Like if Chris Hansen wants to check my fucking internet history, several visits to shatterbates. Yeah. There are plenty of of of age women on shatterbates to look at and admire, so that's just the thing of it. That's what helps with my dry spell to be honest is like well I can't squeeze them or play with them but I at least want to see them click oh chatabate click big boobs category click female category all female Big Boobs category, click. Female category, all female, click. Oh! There are so many good-looking of-age women on Chatterbate is a godsend. Yeah, huh. And that's just a thing of it. If we cannot, you know what I'm saying? If we cannot be, if we cannot be public about hating pedophiles without being accused of being one, then there's a problem in our society. like about hating pedophiles without being accused of being one then there's a problem in our society long way long but I'm just saying it's the truth dude it is the fucking truth it is the fucking truth. I don't even understand why the fuck people are attracted to minors. I can't physically make myself understand that it's just so fucking gross to me, you know? Like we don't have boobs. They're not intellectually on the same level. You can't take them out to the bar by a pint of beer and drink with them kind of thing, you know? team would be as legally as low as I would go but morality wise 21 and up is where I go for I can legally date an 18 year old but nah at my age I'm like I'm 31 dude it look a little weird you know even you know even though at my age I'm like I'm 31 dude so it look a little weird you know even though she's I'm 31 dude it look a little weird'm 31 dude, so it look a little weird, you know, even though she's legal and everything, people still be like, someone's going through a midlife crisis, fuck you, she's legal. Nah, dude, 21's as low as I go. Because it's nice to be able to take your best gal out, go to your favorite bar, have a drink, have a drink, have a drink, have a drink, have a drink, have a drink, have a drink, have a drink, have a drink, have a drink, have a drink, have a drink, have a drink, a drink, have a drink, a drink, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, out, go to your favorite bar, have a drink, you know? Be like, that's my woman! Yeah! Can I see your ID? Oh, well, fuck me, you're old enough to drink. Well, okay, what can I get you two lovely adults to drink? Me, I'll take a Jack Daniels with pineapple juice, Red Bull, and Madori. Ha ha ha. You ever had that? Jack Daniels, pineapple juice, Red Bull, Madori. So good. Cobra's candy, dude. I shit swings. I'm never gonna stop being awesome. I'm never gonna stop being awesome. I'm never gonna stop rocking and rolling and kicking ass at life. At some point the trolls are going to realize wait everything we've done to Cobra hasn't worked. He's getting more popular on YouTube. He doesn't stop making videos. He's coming out with a scary story about snakes now. Yeah. Which I got a pretty good start on that, uh, horror story. Yeah. Cobra just because it's going to be intense dude. Just haven't written it yet. We're getting the opening story, then you got a backstory, then the current story, and then the conclusion. That's how we're going to do it. It opens up with like, okay, our story begins with, did, did, du, du, du, du, did it, did it, did it. You get like two main characters going and then you get your side characters and then you get your, you know what I'm saying? A lot of my so-called fans don't like it when I get drunk on camera. I appreciate your support, but do not judge me. I appreciate your support, but do not judge me lest you be judged. Judge not lest you be judged. Even though I'm a Satanist, I fully agree with that quote. I'm not a Satanist, I fully agree with that quote. I'm not a Satanic person I have performed the very successful exorcism. I'm very sensitive to spirits and shit. I'm very sensitive to spirits and shit. So I had to use my satanic powers to exercise an evil spirit from an apartment. That was a long time ago dude, many many moons ago. None of you fuckers who harass me. You've never taken the time to get to know me. It's the truth. Oh, I like my jeans. I got cobras on either leg. Oh. It's good stuff. It's good stuff. Mmm. But when you're a celebrity, you're going to have haters. It's the truth. Oh.