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Cobras Beer Venom

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Greetings fellow Youtuber is a chipoy King Cobra back at you with another video I'll give a shout out to CPU the store here in Casper they do computer and cell phone repair I took myself in it in there earlier today I should get myself on sometime next week so no worries on that so if you're in the Casper area and your cell phone screen is cracked, hit up the CPU computer store over by the the the Toronto County library. And then Nicholas A in our museum. Oh it's right by the Nicholas Art Museum in the Toronto County library so yeah yeah now I tried to create a separate account just to do live videos and because my phone's in the shop I can't verify my second channel just yet so I'm pretty much stuck with photobuth until I get my phone back I'll make the best of it though fuck it. drink combination time doing two different drink combinations for YouTube. The first one is gonna be, Miki's, got a Glass 40, old school baby, get it. I like my women, like I like my beer, with a little bit ahead. Oh, this guy's on fucking believable. Anderson and Jeremy Rogers. How's it going? There's Alex. What the hell am I going to mix with this Mickey's? Monster! Yeah! Mickey's a monster, huh? Want some Old English to throw in there too? No, I'm all right. Because I know Old English, the monster tastes good. Oh, yes it does. No, that's your 40 and you drink that. All right man. There we go. I hope that monster helps you out with your drinks, bro. Oh, well. Thank you. I appreciate it. No problem, man. Thank you for the fucking for you, bro. Uh-huh. It's homies for you, man. Yep. Help each other out. Oh. Oh, that good or what? That's beyond fucking delicious YouTube. Mm. Let's see if second opinion on that. Take a sweetie, you know that. All right. You don't have to, but I'm just saying. Okay, we'll get a third opinion, hell yeah. Don't even taste the beer, dude. Hell yeah. I'm a mixologist, it's what I do. Now if you mix, Mickey's a monster, it's gonna be a good time. I don't drink much, but I'd actually drink that. You heard at first, Jeremy Rogers don't drink much, but he'd actually drink this. Fucking rag, dude. That's surprising, because I know you don't drink. Yeah. It's like, fuck know you don't drink. Yeah. It's like, fuck, dude. Most people are like, he doesn't drink. When the drink combination is so good that even non-alcoholics are like, yeah, or non-drinkers in general are just like, yeah, that's tasty. Or even random drinkers. Yeah, that too. But the reason why I didn't let them have like a whole cup of this is because it's got this shit in it. Yeah. Being as Jeremy and Alex both have epilepsy and I want them taking a humugget swing of this but enough to like taste it you know. Yeah, because energy drinks can trigger grandmalls especially. They say, oh they can't trigger grandmalls but they can trigger petty malls. Yeah right motherfucker please. I get a kick out of muckers when they tragendent shit telling me how to handle my body with my fucking disorder and shit. It's like a mfucker please dude. Like I do last night, I fucking… What the hell would I call a monster and Mickey's mixed together for a drink combination? Mc Austin. I'm just dude. I'm fucking around. You know, I don't know. How about the Cob's Wicked combo? Cober's Venom Beer. Or Cobra's Beer? Yeah, there we go. Cobra's Beer, Ven- Let's call it Cobra's Beer-Ven-em, because literally, when you mix Mickey's with monster, like, it looks like the color of Cobra poison kind of I'm not gonna lie it does don't it yeah look at that right dude right that's what I'm saying because that's the color of a cover's venom color yeah so it's color cobra's beer venom hell yeah people are like how do you know that because fuck there's lots of covers in Louisiana especially in the swamps. No, cobras aren't in Louisiana, they're in like southern Asia and India and that sort of thing. I've seen one in Louisiana because it's warm up there especially in the swamps. They're not very big though. They're probably like they're not big but they do have them down there. Yeah, especially New Orleans, because that's where Maine was probably like. Nah, islands. Huh. Now I've mentioned, yeah, there is a type of Cobra that exists in the United States, but it doesn't have a hood. That I know. It has a hood, but it doesn't have a design. on the back of the hood like a regular king Cobra does. Wait, what kind of Cobra exists in Louisiana? Oh, fucking, what the fuck is the name of that cobra? Huh. Don't go on asking me. They get to an American cobra, if I remember correctly, is what they call it, but I can't remember the real name of it. Hmm. interesting. But that muckers at least only that big, dude. Yeah. Well, in the harder parts of the country it wouldn't… Rattle snakes get bigger than the Cobra in Louisiana because that Cobra in Louisiana is only this big but I've seen rattlesnakes in Louisiana that are this big. Yeah. So it's probably like an off-brand Cobra not like a true Cobra but like an Americanized version I guess I don't know. Something like that yeah. Yeah. I've seen snakes that I like that that look like cobras but had no design that could be a hog nose snake is what you're thinking of probably more likely because the hog nose snake it was still on my lap whoops no but the hog nose snake can flatten its neck like a cobra that I know of. Right, right, right, right. I see what you're saying. Wait, is it on a hog, no snake, it doesn't have the hood that pops out like a cover does? Like the roundness? Yeah. Because with a hog-nook snake, it's kind of just flat and kind of… It only comes out to about here. is that what those snakes look like in Louisiana, like, like, like, like, and the other, you, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, Louisiana? No, the ones in Louisiana have this full fucking head on them all the way around. But it's no one on me too. But then motherfuckers do conducive damage. I see one of them by the fucking baby alligator that was only this big and that motherfucker was dead within a minute. I believe it. That motherfucker was dead within a minute. I believe it. No. I'm laughing because freaking Louisiana, I'm in. Especially New Orleans because that's where it's most swampiness. They got signs up all over the state, do not feed mushrooms to the alligators. Yeah, they do, they do, don't they? And they also say don't mess with the snakes. Even though they have garter snakes up there that can actually get this big, I've seen a gardener like this long and this fucking bad around. Yeah, yeah. Because… apparently is funny as hell because because you give a mushroom to an alligator he'll sit there and do this looking around he he'll have this pissed off look on his face at first yeah and then he just gets a big ass mile and then he just a big ass mile. And then goes on a rampage. Yeah and then it… chasing anything that comes this with within this far from him. He'll fucking snap. Oh! Fucking for real dude. I've seen a now crazy. I've seen seen a fucking 12 foot gator smile off the fucking mushrooms because it's black dude, like here you go, gator, and gave it to him and he was all looking hangary and the next thing you know that the alligator smiled, and the next thing you know the black dude goes to hand in my mother fucking mushroom again and his hand was that far from him. It's the… it's the… it's the… it's the… it's the… it's the… it's the… it's the… it's the… Black dude had no hand. Nothing against Black dudes man. I haven't even seen it happen to white dudes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've seen it happen to all kinds of kids. It's the Cajun dudes that are fucking craziest. Yeah. Yeah, I believe it. So apparently that's a thing down in Louisiana. Kids are taking magic mushrooms and feeding them the alligators. It's like that fucking New Hall truck we've seen yesterday on the bus man with the purple mushrooms. You're like, yeah, it's got mushrooms on it. That dude next to us looks at us what that look like. What the fuck? Like fucking for real. But yeah, this here is uh, Cobras venom Beer, mixing Mickey's and Monster. No, you mean Cover's Beer Venom? Yeah, Cobra's Beer Venom, that's what I meant. But yeah, this is a pretty, pretty dank combination of a yourself. And thanks to the cover, man. He bought an old English. So… Oh yeah, I tried to, uh, I treat my friends good, you know, like I would really have, I really have like eight or nine close friends in like 20 acquaintances. Fucking right, dude, he told me where you're coming from with that. Well, I'll to catch you on the next video. It was a horrible Marvel cigarette reference, but I went for it. You know, I come on the next, you know, I come on the next video. Blick! Fucking, right on Calbro. Oh, that's the fucking way to do it with the caliber man. I may be a smoker, but Oh yeah look at these solid fucking arms baby. He's a smoker a Joker and a midnight tover Oh Oh, no, this is an arm for you right here I mean for a cigarette smoker I got some pretty big arms. I mean for a This is an arm for you right here. I mean for a sugur, a smoker I got some pretty big arms. I'm just saying, I'm going to eat this, flex your arm like this. Look at your tricep. I'm a- here I am sitting over here with a fucking beer belly. That's why you talked out, give me 20, soldier! Oh him and I came up with this thing yesterday, right? Instead of left, left, left, left, right, left. It was puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff. Yeah, I mean I'm do not condone underage drinking or smoking? Wait till you're an adult to enjoy tobacco and alcohol. It's less stress and less trouble on you. And less trouble on other people. Yep. Because if there's people contributed into minors with cigarette sand beer, thought that shit. And they wonder why they get locked up and then they're like, oh I didn't do nothing wrong. Yeah, right, my fucker. Yeah, for real. You contributed it to fucking, to the minor. Yeah, fuck that shit.

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