Original Video: Trolls can suck it

A fellow Yutubers? So guess what happened? I ordered a pizza live on YouTube and I was talking about what I was putting on it, you know, getting all excited. Guess what happened? Five people. Five people called and canceled the order on me because they wanted to see an autistic freak-out. Five people called and canceled the order on me. Five people called and canceled the order on me because they wanted to see an autistic freak out. Five people called and canceled the order. When I called to ask them what the deal was, they told me and I said, no, I didn't do that. What the? Okay, so when I gave them my card information, they delivered it to me. Domino's delivered it to me. And they said, because your trolls are being dicks to you, and because we voided the payments, and that money's gonna show back up on my card in like two to three, four days. Because of that, they're just like, you know what? your piece is free today so shout out to the dominoes over on East first streets they do an awesome job you know and i'm like i'm sorry my trolls are dicks and they're like that's okay that's okay that's okay the pizza's free today because, you know. So, hey, trolls, nice try trolls, but oh, oh, Cobra got a free pizza. Cobra got a free pizza. Suck, you stupid trolls. You know that? That's pretty fucking awesome. They didn't charge me anything on my card for that second order. They gave it to me for free because you didn't want me to eat pizza? You wanted to see me have an autistic freakout? But the delivery girl was super friendly, you know, and she felt bad for me too, and she's like, that's okay. This order is on us. Your Trolls are being dicks. Oh, YouTube, look at this pizza. Just look at it. It's fresh, it's hot. It smells so good. Okay, let's put the garlic butter on top. So I hope this pisses my trolls off because I got a free pizza. And you know why I got it for free? Because I was nice. When I called Domino's and I said, hey, what's the status on my, um, pizza? Your pizza tracker stopped working on me. You know what they said? Well, five people called and canceled the order. I'm like, um, excuse me? I don't want my order canceled. I had to call my dad and he's like, I'm sorry bud, you don't have a debit card. I'm like, bullshit I don't, you took it for me the other day. So my dad's like, all right, which Domino's was it, I'll call them and let them know. I gave my dad the location and then my dad gave them my credit card information so that way when that order was canceled, that money is going to be put back into my bank accounts and they didn't even charge me for this order dude they didn't charge me a cent for it because my trolls were being dicks and because I'm a regular at that dominoes my trolls are being dicks I'm a regular at that dominoes. My trolls are being Dix. I'm a regular at that Domino's. Plus I promote their product on my YouTube channel. So you know what? That's why I call good customer service. That's beyond excellent customer service. That's damn good customer service in my book. So if Domino's corporate watches my videos, okay, the Domino's location here Wyoming, it's location B. Location B has it down, man. So I was not expecting to get the pizza for free, but check that out. They didn't even charge me for the second order. They're like, well, you didn't even charge me for the second order. They're like, well, you didn't cancel it, your trolls are being dickheads. So guess what? This pizza is on us. Now what did I get for my pizza? Look at it! Look at it! All right! You see what happens when you fuck with Lord King Cobra? Do you see what happens when you try to fuck with me? Eventually you lose. Trash can't, right here. I'm going to take my gloves off to eat some pizza. Do you see what happens when you step between me and my pizza? It doesn't work, does it? In fact, I want to call this video, the trolls can suck it. That's where I'm going to call this video the trolls can suck it that's where I'm going to call this video the trolls can suck it that's what I'm going to call this video the trolls on YouTube can suck it yes I'm going to have to age restrict the video because I'm cussing up a storm but really the trolls can suck my ass hole they really can so thank you dominoes for your awesome customer service oh look at that that's some garlic butter in me stash They didn't charge me a second time, which is awesome. So what did I get? I have a medium hand-tossed pizza with garlic-white promisot sauce, all the meat toppings, spinach, onions, two cups of garlic butter, extra cheese. A lot of people on YouTube are like, I gotta see this pizza. Well you're about to see it and I'm about to try it. See that trolls, the spinach, the onions, all the meat toppings, the extra cheese, garlic white promesan sauce, hand toss crust on a medium. Mmm. That is good pizza. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. When would these trolls learn that fucking with me doesn't work? The harder you try, the harder it makes you look like an idiot. But yeah, I'm not even shitting you. But yeah, I'm not even shitting you. When I called to see the status on my order, the lady at Domino's had said that five people called and canceled it. Which is no coincidence because I was doing a YouTube Live, YouTube Live when I ordered it. Okay, you know what? You trolls are pathetic assholes who need to get a life. You trolls, you internet bullies are pathetic loser assholes who need to get a life. Because even though five of you cocksuck suckers called in to cancel the order just to fuck with me. I still got my pizza and I got it for free because I'm awesome like that this crazy concoction of a pizza. It's so good. It tastes like sweet sweet victory. YouTube it tastes like sweet victory. Oh So to the five assholes who've canceled my order without my permission. See that pizza right there? Suck on that asshole. To the five people, to the five miserable fuck tards who did this, how would you feel? Serious question. How would you feel? How would you feel if you ordered pizza and you had the same thing happened to you? You wouldn't like it. You'd be sitting there going, really, that's lame and juvenile and immature and stupid. Why would anyone do that? Because it's me. Because people love to fuck with me. They see I have Aspergers and they see that I struggle with it every day. And they're just like, you know what? Huh. I'm going to eat one more slice in the upy fold. But yeah, Domino's, this cups of garlic butter. Oh we are set my dude we are freaking set. Oh yeah that pizza I was hyping on about in my live stream earlier. Mmm you know I appreciate the dominoes delivery girl who delivered this I was not expecting to get it for free because of that minor fuck up. But that's good customer service in my opinion. So I am a happy pizza customer. And just look at it. Look at it, YouTube. You know you want to bite. The rest is mine. So about right now, about right now, the trolls are probably thinking to themselves. Oh, we fucked with him. Oh, this is great. I can't wait to see the video he makes when he throws an autistic fit because he didn't get his pizza. That's probably what they're thinking. They're probably just waiting. Waiting with faded breath. Just waiting for me to pop back up on camera and be like, hey guys, guess what happened? I have not slayed five trolls at once. That's pretty epic. So thank you Domino's for helping me slay some of these trolls. Serious question though, who does that? You see somebody who has Aspergers and you think to yourself that guy struggles with autism on a regular basis he has a lot of people who bully him on the internet you know I know what you're thinking who does this who fucking does this who calls the the pizza place where you ordered your pizza and cancels your order so you can't get it you know assholes that's who do it that's who do it but thankfully I got a hold of dominoes and we got this situation taken care of so all the trolls can suck it the trolls can suck it yes sirry the trolls can suck it, the trolls can suck it. Yes, sirry, the trolls can suck it. Mmm. Oh yeah. And even when I was on the YouTube Live, showing that I'm a good person, showing that I'm a good person, I'm like, y'all should donate to St. Jude's, every time you order dominoes. Even if it's only like what, 21, 31 cents? Showing that I'm a good person but I still got my pizza. Honestly, I think what happened was they felt bad because… You know, they let five people cancel my order and… Because… I know exactly why the trolls did that why did the trolls try to get my order of pizza from dominoes canceled because they hate me because they're miserable little twots who have nothing better to do and then to fuck with somebody who has Aspergers. Honestly because of what I just went through this just makes me appreciate that domino's location that much more. They could have charged me for the order a second time but they didn't because it was a mix-up and because my trolls were being Dick heads. because it was a mix-up and because my trolls are being dickheads. Oh. Troles can suck it. So guess what? To the five people who tried to get my order canceled, it didn't work. Not only did it not work, but because you were trying to be a dick to me, because you were trying to be a dick, to me. I got my pizza for free because y'all were being dickheads to me. and dickheads to me. So you better watch the fuck out because karma is gonna bite you in the ass. I'm serious. These god damn trolls better watch their backs because karma is gonna bite them in the ass. Like, okay, if you don't like my videos, then why do you watch them? Is the real question. Seriously, wouldn't it be easier just to say, hey, you know what? I don't like Cobra, so I'm not gonna watch his videos. But the fact that people go out of their way to fuck with me like that. That you shows they're jealous. Well guess what, YouTube? I am done, putting up with internet bullies. And quite frankly, their bullshit has no effect on me because not only like I said, I got the pizza delivered for free, but the money I paid for it is going back into my bank account. Because they had to void the order. Because they were told to cancel the order? Oh yeah! If you're new to my channel, this is the kind of crap that I've had to put up with for years. And if you think canceling my pizza order on me behind my back, if you think that's lame, it gets worse. I've been swatted by these trolls twice. They've scared off one of my girlfriends. They scared off one of my crushes. They got me fired from a job. These people literally eat, sleep, breathe, and shit to make my life a living hell. breathe and shit to make my life of living hell. And it's sad because I still come out on top. You tried to get my order canceled and I still got it. And not only did I get it but I got it for free. So the trolls can suck it. So I'm going to pour me some coca cola. Cheers. Thank you dominoes for your awesome customer service. I appreciate that. You know, I just wish people would quit fucking with me, but that's never going to happen. People seem to get off on trying to make my life miserable. And it doesn't work. They don't get what they want, and I laugh at these losers. Imagine for one second if you were doing a video on the internet and you were alive and you ordered a pizza and you were getting all excited getting all excited to have some delicious pizza pie and then to pull a dick move and just cancel it on you because they think it's funny to watch you squirm and struggle. So I sincerely hope that this video pisses off those assholes who tried so hard. I know what's gonna because they're expecting me to make a video and call and be like and this and that and be like, oh wait wait you know I'm saying they're probably just waiting right now for me to make a video saying what happened and such but what's gonna be funny about this in all honesty is that when I do make this this video which I'm making right now it it's going to show these five assholes that their little plan didn't work. So I says as the pizza delivery girl was getting back into her car, I says to myself as the door was swinging shuts. That's good customer service in my book. That's excellent customer service in my book. All I can say is nice tri-trolls but your little bullsh I didn't think they'd actually stoop this low but from now on if I'm ordering pizza or if I'm ordering food online I'm gonna have to order it off camera and then not mention anything until I have it in front of me otherwise trolls are going to continue to do this kind of thing Which you could just get a life, you know, you could just get a life, but… And that's the thing of it. Do you think this stops me from ordering pizza in the future when I have money to do so? No it don't. Do you think this stops me from, um… making videos? No the fuck it doesn't. I never give up. I don't care how nasty these trolls get. They can have me swatted, they can cancel my pizza orders. They can try to scare off every chick I'd heard a date. I never give up and I never back down. These trolls really have no idea, YouTube. They didn't charge me for the second one, they let me keep that money, and they're going to return the money for the first order because my trolls were being dicks. So really I should be thanking my trolls for giving me a free pizza, I appreciate that. going to piss the trolls off. Now what I order that domino's pizza again if I had the money? Absolutely dude. That was a really tasty combination of toppings and extra cheesy goodness. Anyways tubes thanks for watching the video and watching me review that custom pizza from dominoes and like I said kudos to dominoes, major kudos for their awesome customer service. and oh yeah, my trolls can suck it. Thanks for watching. major kudos for their awesome customer service and Oh, yeah, my trolls can suck it Thanks for watching and if you like these kinds of videos subscribe for more and I'll catch you cool kovers later