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Because of YouTube What's the deal with overpriced internet, am I right? that I'm with right now, 260 plus bucks. I just paid my power bill, keep the electric going and such, but holy crap, dude. I remember when I was paying 49.95 through that company and then I've been a loyal customer there is for years, I've kept my bill paid all of a sudden now they're charging me $79.80 for internet are you kidding me? Do you know how much food I could buy for a 79 to 80 bucks? Ridiculous. I can take a girl to a nice restaurant for $80 plus. Are you kidding me? But I kind of need the internet because it does my job for me. I said all my stuff is online. And then you go to try to fucking pay the bell or just giving you all this bullshit reach around crap. Welcome to Mobile Paying. Are you calling with a number associated with this number? They give you your cell phone number? Yes. If the answer is correct, please say yes. Automated bullshit. What's the deal with automated bullshit? Do I just piss you off? Like how about a real customer representative here? Now even before the pandemic, are you kidding me? Even before the COVID-19 pandemic. This is how it's been for a while. You get these stupid automated voice machines. Press 1 if you'd like to hear all of this in a different language. Press 3, if you'd like to slam your phone onto the ground after dealing with this crap. Press 4, if you'd like to speak to a customer representative. You're like, okay, so you press 4, so you'd like to speak to a customer representative. You're like, okay, so you speak to a customer representative. You're like okay so you press 4, boop, you wait for a couple seconds, psych your back of the automated system again, have a nice day, goodbye. You're like, God damn it! Like what the people All right, damn it, I hate automated systems. Nothing planned for today other than making patronon videos. Gonna make one for each year. And that won't take me too long. Hell yeah. Like you think your trolls are annoying? Holy shit! What's the deal with them automated machines? Am I right? Like I said, they're fucking annoying as shit. Press 5 if you'd like to leave a complaint. Boop! Your customer service shit sucks man, I can't get a representative for this crap. Warning contains salty language. Language on your bastard bacon.