Original Video: chilllin

What's up, YouTube? It's your boy, King Cobra, JFS. Pack at it with another video. I want to say this, I had a beautiful time hanging out at the bar, drinking a Cobras candy, and thank you to all my trolls for supporting me on Halloween. I greatly appreciate it. And thank you to my fans who donated to see me have an awesome Halloween. I truly did. Thank you for all of your support. It truly means a lot. I had a bad-ass Halloween dude. I spent the entire day drinking, watching cartoons, and going to the bar for a couple dude. I spent the entire day drinking and watching cartoons and going to the bar for a couple drinks. I'm not going to say which bar I went to because that's not important. However, the bar I went to knows how to make a damn good Cobra's candy. So thank you for the trolls for supporting me on Halloween. I appreciate it. I honestly feel sorry for my YouTube trolls. You can enjoy your Halloween without trying to interact with King Cobra JFS because you have no father who loves and supports you. You have no friends. You have no life. And I own your sad miserable shitty existence. And that being said, I'm going to say thank you to my YouTube trolls for supporting me on Halloween. I appreciate it. I hope everyone had a bitch in Halloween. I know I did. I got my little jump scare in thanks to my Halloween trolls. So thank you for that. You made it really authentic. Indeed, happy Halloween. I appreciate my troll supporting me just like I appreciate my YouTube fans supporting me. And if you want a donation to the Cash App or Paypal, I'll give you a shout-outs. You want to smell sexy for the ladies and support King Cobra JFS? Check out Tactical Soap. Link is in the description box below. Coupon code King Cobra will help you smell better for the ladies and help me make some chedda. I love Halloween and I appreciate my troll supporting me. You know what I'm saying? Thank you for your supports. And thank you to the bar who hosted me on Halloween. I had about two Cobra's candies, and I was just like, nah, I'm good. Y'all are doing your thing. And I'm gonna leave because, you know, I didn't want to stick around for the bar too long but long enough to enjoy myself and enjoy my Halloween and that's what I did so thank you to the bar for making a delicious cobras candy and thank you to my YouTube trolls for supporting me on Halloween it must be sad to go you're so miserable you can't enjoy Halloween without fucking with Cobra. And it's like, dude, I want to talk shit on Cobra's costume because I'm too much of a lazy piece of shit to come up with my own Halloween costume, or let alone do my own thing. So again, to my YouTube trolls, happy Halloween, and thank you for supporting my videos Yep, even to the assholes getting in my face and talking all this mad shit. Thank you for supporting my videos Hope you all had an awesome Halloween despite the fact you're jealous of Cobra and hisapple Juice. That's how I do a Cobra's candy cocktail. And it's delicious. I had two of them bastards and I'm like, this bar is pretty sweet, but I'm like, man, I gotta get back to my apartment so I can continue doing my YouTube thing and making wands and working on my story and my album. So I, like I said, I appreciate the bar being awesome and I appreciate, you know, my YouTube role supporting me. Thank you for your support. Now if I had more alcohol to drink, I'd drink to it, but alas, I drink all of my wine and all of my alcohol I had here before going to the bar. And it gave me a nice sweet buzz before going to the bar. Then I went to the bar and got more buzz. And I went to the bar and it gave me a nice sweet buzz before going to the bar. Then I went to the bar and got more buzzed and enjoyed myself and enjoyed my Halloween. So thank you and hope all of you, including my YouTube trolls, I hope you all had a happy Halloween. And thank you for supporting King Cobra JFS on YouTube. Greatly appreciated. Well, if your bar serves Maduri, Red Bull, Pineapple, Juice, and Jack Daniels, you can order a Cobra's candy. It's pretty fucking tasty, dude. I had two of them bastards at the bar, and the bar went to super classy. The owners are good people, and they know of me, and they know of my videos. I don't want to say thank you for supporting me on my videos. And, you know, letting me drink at your establishments. I was blasting Ozzy Osbourne on my YouTube phone, having a drink, and the people around me are like, hey, could you turn off your phone in the music so we can enjoy the football game? And I said, that's just fine. I don't want any drama here. I'm just trying to enjoy my Halloween. So out of respect for my fellow bar patrons, I turned off the music. And I'm like, okay, football's on, well, who's playing, you know? But yeah, thank you to my YouTube trolls for supporting my videos. outside the bar. I was outside the bar I was drinking at smoking a marble and they were like hey Cobra I'm a fan of your videos man can I get a selfie with you and I said yeah man I'm always down to support my fans so that's pretty cool I got recognized by my fans on YouTube YouTube. No, I don't know what you're talking about, man. I'm just doing my thing on YouTube. I had wicked support for my YouTube trolls and wicked support for my YouTube fans. So thank you for watching my videos. I appreciate it Yeah I busted my skin on my knuckle and started bleeding and I'm like I like the taste of blood one second I'm like yes I pretty much sucked on my own reason I'm like yes. And I pretty much sucked on my knuckle until it stopped bleeding. And the only reason I was sad is because it stopped bleeding and because your boy Cobra likes the taste of blood. It's delicious. There's something about blood that just is so god damn tasty. It's got a coppery sort of aftertaste and looking and drinking my own blood is relatively harmless compared to drinking someone else's blood and that's just something I do whenever I get a wound or a cut on myself I'll drink and suck my own blood until the wound pusses over and then it stops bleeding. So there you go. Let me ask my YouTube fans this, have you ever tasted blood? It's so delicious. My trolls are like, you better not do videos at the bar, because my fans want to see me have an awesome Halloween. And I'm like, there you go. That's the only reason I did it. I did not mention the bar I was at because of how big of douche bags my trolls are. All I said was I'm at the bar having a drink enjoying myself and I left it at that and I enjoyed my Halloween night. So thank you to my trolls for supporting my videos and my YouTube fans for supporting my videos and donating YouTube fans for supporting my videos and donating to my cash app and PayPal. I appreciate it. My costume this year was fucking bad ass. I enjoyed my Wild West warlock costume. It was fun to dress up for Halloween just like it normally is. I love Halloween and I refuse to let my trolls ruin that experience for me. That's why I'm telling you right now. Thank you to my YouTube trolls for supporting my videos. My YouTube trolls are more obsessed with me than I am with Ozzy Osborne and the only reason I talk about my fucking YouTube trolls is because they are pawns. They are pawns in my YouTube game. I use their fucking hatred to get more famous on YouTube. And instead of being like, you know what, I hate Cobra's videos, I'm not going to fucking watch his ass, I can't stand him, he's so fucking annoying, his dream combo suck, who the fuck does he think he is? It's like, you can't help yourselves, can yes. annoying, his drink combo suck, who the fucked as he think he is. It's like, no, you can't help yourselves, can yes? Nope. No, you can't help yourselves. You really can't. I could have told my fellow bar patrons to fuck off when they told me, but the cocktail waitress came over to me and she was super polite. She was like, hey could you turn off your music please? People are trying to watch the football game. And I'm like that's fine. Now football in the sense I'm saying like in the states with an actual pig skin, not soccer like they say in the UK. And I'm like, I love Ozzy Osbore and the Prince of Darkness. I enjoyed my Halloween and I don't want to cause drama at the bar. So I'm like, all right, that's fine. You know, don't mind me. I blast crazy train while I'm sipping on my cogris candy kind of thing. I'm already a part of Crystal Roberts panels on discord so you're not the real Crystal Roberts. I'm not even going to ban you because you're trying way too hard. At this point, that's what it is. It's like, okay, the trolls tried to ruin Cobra's Halloween and he refuses and he's thanking them for the support. Now on top of that it's like, how can we piss off Cobra next? I know, let's pretend to be Crystal Roberts. I feel sorry for my YouTube trolls man. I don't gotta go out of my way to fuck with my YouTube trolls. All I gotta do is go out of my way to fuck with my YouTube trolls. All I gotta do is make a video and be like, suck it. Ah, sad day, the blood from my knuckles stopped bleeding. I was thoroughly enjoying sucking the blood out of my finger to heal up my wound. And then the bleeding stopped and I was like, man, what fun is that? The blood stopped flowing from my knuckle wound and I'm like, nope, I'm not going to let the blood stop ruin my Halloween. You know, and even if I quit YouTube for a couple days, if I come back and make videos, I'm still going to be more popular than my YouTube trolls. When people witness the kind of harassment my trolls give me in public, all it does is get people to be on my side and support my videos. And eventually, like I said on my last earlier Halloween video, the trolls are going to go too far with it, and they're going to get themselves arrested. I'm not going to stop making videos. I might take a break from YouTube to work on my personal creative projects, but I'll be back doing drink combos and food hacks and cooking videos you know I refuse to let the trolls get to me or ruin anything to be honest again thank you to my YouTube trolls for supporting my YouTube videos I appreciate it y'all are bigger fans than my YouTube trolls. And you don't even have to donate money to prove it. So yeah, I had an awesome Halloween. The bar went to was super professional, super classy. The cocktail waitresses were super polite with me. And the bartender who made the Cobras candy cocktail that I asked for did a damn good job making it. And as soon as my first Cobras candy cocktail ran out, they came up to me and they like, would you like another one? They were on top of their service, dude. They surely were the cocktail waitresses they were like hey man you just ran out of your first drink you want another one I'm like fuck yeah it's Halloween dude I was celebrating Halloween and my success on YouTube My costume this year kicked ass. I did a bunch of laundry so I could have clean clothes for my Halloween costume so that when I went out to the bar I wasn't a smelly bogglin bastard. I took a shower earlier this morning so that when I went to the bar I smelled like tactical soap and all the women that were walking by me were going, Hey, Cobra smells good. I'm like, yeah, that's stopped flowing from my knuckle wound. Oh well. It is what it is. I got to drink some blood on Halloween and enjoy myself at the bar. And provide some content for my fans. Because my YouTube fans are like like hey Cobra, fuck the trolls man, I hope you make a video when you go to the bar and I'm like you already know what's delicious. It stopped bleeding at this point. I'm just drinking pus. I'm like now now But it's almost midnight. It's a Monday your boy Cobra is tired. I've been celebrating Halloween all day, you know, and again, I want to say thank you to my YouTube trolls for supporting me on Halloween. I greatly appreciate it. a damn subreddit go in Cobra. You better not go live on Halloween, you piece of shit. And I'm like, here I am going live. What are you gonna do about it? What the fuck are you gonna do about it, dude? Taking the high road and being the better person, it pays off in the end. It's a pain in the neck, because you wanna fucking make your voice heard. You want to fuck shit up. I get it. Been there done that. Burn the shirt. Burn the t-shirts. But I'm telling you right now, be the better person. YouTube. I know it's not fair. I know it's fucking bullshit. But be the better person, YouTube. You know what I'm saying. When you got a bunch of haters trying to fuck. what's fucking bullshit but be the better person YouTube you know what I'm saying when you got a bunch of haters trying to fuck with you and you're more mature than there you just laugh with their dumb ass and thank them for their support it sucks with them hard like I wasted my Halloween fucking with COBRA when I could have been out drinking out a bar. Oh my god, what the fuck am I doing with my life? Again, I want to say this loud and clear, thank you for my YouTube trolls, for supporting me on YouTube and supporting me on Halloween. Your support is awesome, you know?, without my YouTube trolls and my YouTube fans, I wouldn't be as famous as I am. So thank you to my YouTube trolls for making me famous. I appreciate it. You literally contribute to the reason why you're jealous of Cobra. I want to fucking give Cobra a dollar and PayPal and call them a fucking retard. then bitch because people give him money. I want to fucking give Cobra a dollar and PayPal and call a fucking retard and then bitch because people give him money. I'm like the kind of logic there's a lack of logic in that statement, you know. I may be a little bit drunk from Halloween fun but even I'm like dude… I own my trolls otherwise they wouldn't fuck with me. I can't control what they do. All I can do is control how I react to it. And when that causes them to get pissed off and try harder, that shows, I had a good time at the bar, drinking my cobras candy, the waitresses, we're super professional, you know. So yeah, if you see me take a break from YouTube, it's nothing personal. I love my fans and my YouTube trolls. Thank you for your supports. But that new album is not going to write itself, you know what I'm saying? Outside of the break on YouTube, if you want to shout out, donate to my PayPal or cash app. And I will give you a shout-out for donating to Cobra cults. I appreciate it. And the best part about this whole thing is I don't got to fuck with my trolls in real life to get inside their head. All I got to do is keep being my bad-ass self and they lose their shits. You don't see me trying to get my trolls fired from their job, etc. etc. Because quite frankly I don't give a shits. I know my trolls are miserable in their life. Otherwise they frankly, I don't give a shit. I know my trolls are miserable in their life, otherwise they wouldn't be jealous of Cobra. They wouldn't give a shit. If my trolls were not jealous, cock suckers who were jealous of King Cobra, JFS. They would not care if my fans are like, hey, Cobra! I dig your shit man, happy Halloween. Here's $100 in your cash app. Fuck the haters man, I wanna see some drink combos. Keep rocking the free world and sticking it to the man, and sticking it to your trolls. Yeah. Like Cobra, you better not go live on Halloween from the bar. And I'm like, I don't got the phone space or the time for that. But you know what, just for my YouTube fans, here's what I'm drinking on. I would have gladly had a couple beers, but I'm like, nah, I wasn't feeling the bar scene, you know? I don't go to the bar very often because I prefer to drink at home I'm not going to deal with random people fucking staring at me and being like it's that guy. Now being the bigger person takes bigger balls than harassing somebody because you're jealous of their YouTube videos. If you could take any message from my Halloween fun, that would be the message. Don't let the haters get to you and just keep doing your thing. You know you're famous when you have fucking haters dude. Again, thank you to my YouTube trolls for supporting my videos. I greatly appreciate it. I enjoyed my Halloween evening. I had a cobra's candy at one of my favorite bars here in town I'm not going to name drop them because they don't need that kind of harassment but it is what it is you know what I'm saying I'm like the whole time the whole god damn evening you could have damn evening, you could have enjoyed your Halloween, gone out to a bar, and even if you didn't have a Halloween costume, you're just like, you know what, who cares? I want to enjoy myself, but instead of doing that, you know, my trolls are too busy supporting King Cobra JFS. And I want to say this again, thank you to my YouTube trolls. Your attention feeds my ego and proves that I'm famous, and that you're a jealous piece of shit who wishes they could be as cool as Cobra. And oh, by the way, happy Halloween. to celebrate this awesome Halloween that I had. You know, the Cobra Candies, I had two Cobra Candy drink combos at the bar I was at. You saw me drinking on one. And I'm like, hey, you know what? That bar kicks ass, man. And the cocktail waitress did a damn good job serving it to me and the bartender did a fantastic job. So more importantly than my YouTube trolls and thanking my YouTube trolls for supporting my videos I want to thank the bar who saw me on Halloween and who served me those Cobra candy cocktails. Thank you for that. The bartender did an awesome job making them and I thoroughly enjoyed my Halloween. Oh, JFS fan girl, Cobra's candy cocktail is Madori, Red Bull, Pineapple Juice, and Jack Daniels. It's one of my personal favorite cocktails to get at a bon. Red Bull, Pineapple Juice and Jack Daniels. It's one of my personal favorite cocktails to get at a bar. And if the bartender has Jack Daniels and Maduri and all that on hand, fucking A, YouTube, fucking A. And the only reason I get my trolls attention on this YouTube stream is because they give me more attention. I don't gotta go out of my way to fucking get my trolls to talk about me. All I gotta do is make a video and they get pissed off. You know what? Taking the high road and being the bigger and more mature person, it sucks. But it shows you're a bigger and better person and it shows you got bigger balls. You know what I'm saying, you too? I'm like, I refuse to let my trolls ruin my Halloween, you know? That's why I'm sitting here saying, hey, you know, thank you for your supports. The fucking harassment my trolls give me makes me the talk of the town and Casper's a pretty small town, you know? So thank you for helping me with my local supports and supporting my videos by, you know, so thank you for helping me with my local supports and supporting my videos by, you know, doing your thing. I appreciate it. YouTube trolls. I wouldn't be as successful on YouTube. I wouldn't be the bad ass on guitar than I am. You know, because me personally I'm like, well I could spend all day harassing my YouTube trolls or I could get better at guitar and become the fastest guitar player on the internet to the point where it's impressing my idols and other people that I look up to like damn have you seen Cobra play guitar? Holy shit! and it's like uh you know my trolls harassing my idols is only going to make them support my videos. you know what I'm saying? So yeah, my trolls fucking harassed me and they got me kicked out on my old apartments. I want to thank you for that because you got me into a much better, much bigger apartment or everyone here supports my videos. So again to my trolls. Thank you for supporting my videos. So again to my trolls, thank you for supporting my videos. Greatly appreciated. My trolls got me fired for my dishwashing job and it led to me getting my wand business started and my wand, making magic wands. I've gotten so successful at that that my YouTube fans are like, here you go Cobra, here's a woodlather in a shop vacuum so you can make bad-ass wands that are more intricate in design. Speaking of 48 likes, it's like, hey look, Cobra selling his wands for $48 a pop and people are losing their shit over that. And then when they watched me make a wand on YouTube, they're like, I had no idea. It was that difficult. Making a magic wand is one of the hardest things to do on the woodlace, regardless if you're autistic sober or not, because of how small you gotta make it, you know what I'm saying? And that being said, I appreciate my fans watching me lathe once. Ah, it's literally almost December, and I'm like, hey, you know what? I'm gonna celebrate my dry spell like i celebrate my YouTube trolls thank you for your support and thank you for not fucking me because honestly i'm too sexy to fucking handle you know what i'm saying my attitude towards my dry spell is if you don't want to date me, that's your loss. I'm a god damn YouTube celebrity and if I wasn't a god damn YouTube celebrity my trolls wouldn't support me on my videos. They'd be like you know what I fucking hate Cobra's videos so why the fuck am I gonna waste my time harassing him and all this other shit, you know. It's the truth. I don't got to harass my trolls to get inside their head. I've already won. Otherwise, they wouldn't have an entire goddamn subreddit dedicated to me. I'm very famous and successful. I'm not as famous as like Ozzy Osborne or Danny Filt, but I'm getting there. You know, one video at a time. One video at a time. One video at a time. People are messaging me like, Cobra, I want one of your magic wands. And I'm like, well, I'll put more out when I can, you know. Right now I want to work on my out when I can, you know. Right now I want to work on my music and my my story, you know, and just keep doing my bad ass thing. All the trolls want to do is suck my dick harder. And it's like, thank you to my YouTube trolls for ending my dry spell. Because y'all got fucked by Cobra and Happy Halloween. Yes, I want to go smoke and let you think about that for a second man. I'll put on my bachelor slippers and have a smoke laughing at my YouTube trolls because they're bigger fans in my videos than my actual fans are. you you you you you you you you you you know. you you you you you What up YouTube? Now for my closing remarks for this awesome Halloween video, again thank you to my YouTube trolls for supporting my videos. But Jesus Christ himself and Satan couldn't save you from the hell you just unleashed. And I hope you all have an awesome rest of your Halloween and I'll catch you later.