Original Video: Dank Burger and rant

What's up tubes? How y'all doing this fine evening? So I want to cook up a burger and chit chat with you for a bit. It's not gonna be good. Just to get to heat it up, you know, I see a lot of crap in our society. And I never see this to amuse me. This battle of the sex is bullshit. Pin, women and men against each other kind of crap I'm sick of it what of course am I talking about you know I try not to give a shit what someone posts on social media because you know it's there it's their Facebook page you You know what I'm saying? As long as their post isn't being racist or homophobic or, you know, sexist, it should be that big of a deal. on Facebook, some chick posted it. So you gotta love these cute little memes that people post on social media, right? And the caption on the picture says, having a vagina doesn't stop me from believing that my balls are bigger than yours. Yeah. It's just an extremist pro-feminist, you know, crap. And I'm all for equal rights for both sex is 100 percent but I personally think that no human has a bigger pair of balls than the other person so to speak. I think humans go through courageous things on their own, you know. People think that just because they got a social media account that they're stupid and annoying opinions going to matter. Not really. And this is the kind of crap we need to stop. We seriously need to stop pinning men and women against each other with this kind of crap. You know what I'm saying? So you're hermaphrodite is what I feel like commenting on this picture. So, you're… So your… Both… sex is… Then… I… I… I… I………………………………………………………………… I…… I don't think I could spell it to save my life, but… I might get some… I might get an angry react to that comment, but I don't care. Sometimes you're going to be a stinker to prove a point. And this is why men and women are constantly bitching about each other. It's because society does crap like this. So when I'm putting on my burger, I'm putting some Hershey's chocolate spread on a burger patty. Then I'll put some bacon on top of it. I'll let chocolate. And then I have to put the bacon on top. I want to put some mozarella cheese and some peanut butter and some bananas. Sounds simple enough. I'm not trying to piss off feminists when I say this shit. I should do it after the bacon is on the burger that way. I don't make the bacon all burnt a shit. I'm not trying to piss off feminists when I say this shit to make you think. To see things through a male's perspective. You know, and if you refuse to see things from a male's perspective. You know, and if you refuse to see things from a male's perspective, but then you bitch about how sexist males are, you're extremely hypocritical because what you're doing is in fact sexist itself. And it's completely, and that's just a thing of it, you know, you're… And it's completely, and that's just the thing of it, YouTube. If you're a woman who's been treated like shit by the opposite sex, why would you treat the opposite sex like shit? You know how it feels. That goes for the dudes, YouTube. If you've been treated like shit by the opposite sex, why would you in turn then treat them like sex? Because you have trust issues? That's understandable, but not justifiable. I want to toast up some Texas toast for the base of this. You know, I want a burger, spread some chocolate spread in the burger bun, up some bacon, sprinkle a little bit of brown sugar on the bacon, pop on some mooserella, and while that burger panties melting with the cheese on top of it in the microwave, take some peanut butter and some bananas and put it on top of it in the microwave. Take some peanut butter and some bananas and put it on top of the top button. Boom. You can't say God that King Cobra don't make some dank-ass burgers, yo, because you already know. Get a nice little protein kick from the peanut butter and the beef and the bacon. You get a potassium kick from the bananas and your dairy fixed from the cheese. Pretty much the only unhealthy thing on this burger would be the chocolate spread. Yeah? Because uh, calories in this, I don't even want to know. Don't want to know, I don't care. Because that's just how I roll YouTube. I eat like a boss. In fact, we'll have to send ourselves some time on making this and I'll make this and I'll get the burger paddy down. Go ahead and top that top bums and PBJ for some peanut butter. You could put jelly on it if you wanted to, but I'm in. I'm not killing the jelly tonight. See we got our buns nice and toasted up. We'll go ahead and get the top bun dressed right real quick. Warning! Dank burger content approaching! And when I take him, just kind of… Yeah. And when I take it, I'm just kind of, yeah. Take a nice gall's a peanut butter on top right there. I'll I'm not going to get the whole banana for a burger. I'm not going to get the whole banana for burger, but. Coughlack four slices. I'm working quickly here because we don't want that burger patty to burn. Mmm. Just like that. courage on a daily basis sometimes. So to sit there and say, well, you know, it's stupid. I want to turn that down to a medium. You already know what time it is. It's Bacon Time! Bacon time. All right hold up all that bacon is sizzling we're going to address our burgers this will speed up the process of it a bit we got our Hershey's chocolate spread right there Oh you can hear that sizzle in the background. Oh whoa no, isn't that sexy? I'm going to take some of this chocolate spread. And I want to spread it all over the burger paddy. I take my finger and kind of go like that. Come on get off of there. and that hot burger bun or that's a hot burger bun or that's a hot burger bun that that's a hot burger bun but that fresh off the stove burger paddy It's still pretty warm So once you get the Hershey spread on there you can pretty much just that beef. Just like that. All right. back into the kitchen. And even going to trip, but not too much longer. Oh, got the Bacon. Delicious Bacon! I'm I think that they can just a little bit chewy but not too chewy. Oh yeah. I'm Oh yeah, putting the chocolate on first. Definitely a good call. Definitely a good call. I don't have the bacon stick to the burger pan, you bet, Ritter. Here's where we're looking at so far. It doesn't look too shabby. Now I'm going to throw on some brown sugar I want to sprinkle it. I want to sprinkle it on to top of our burger panning just a couple pinches in that. Oh, there we go. It's not entirely on top of the bacon, but there's like a little bit on one of the pieces. But that's all right. We come to our very last ingredient for this delicious monstrosity and we're going to move this top bun set on top of my drinking cup for the moment. Just like that. and we're gonna move this top bun set on top of my drinking cup for the moment just like that out of sight out of mind that way we can scooch this over and put the cheese on top. A little bit of a political cooking video, yes? People are going to be looking at this burger going, what the Sam hell do you call it? I don't know. Peanut butter chocolate cheeseburger, that's what I'll't know. Peanut butter chocolate cheeseburger is what I'll call it. I literally just got done dealing with a bunch of, but who cares. I literally just got done dealing with a bunch of bullshit, just got done dealing with a bunch of bullshit on social media earlier and it wasn't even directed at me but it was about some stupid shit and I got caught up into a dumb-ass Facebook battle if he said she said you know Honestly, I'm over it. You know I'm saying ignorance is something you can't really change and other people But ignorance is something you can change in yourself So, I mean really at this point, you're going to see a ton of stuff on Facebook that makes you go, wow, that person's either a real idiot or they're incredibly sexist. But unfortunately, some female is get taught that it's all men's fault and that's negative thinking. And when we get told that it's all one sex is fault not the others, they're teaching women to take no responsibility for their actions, just blame it all on men, just all on us disgusting disgusting, white sis, there. If we don't, as a man, now I'm not going to sit here and say it's easy being a man, and I'm not going to sit there and say it's easy to be a woman, you know, both sexes will struggle with their amount of bullshit. However, the joys of being a male, you're put under pressure to always do your best. You know, grooming is not really frowned upon that much. If you're a male, they expect you to be gross, hairy, and disgusting. But… And if you're a male they expect you to be gross hairy and disgusting but and if you don't complete the challenge or do it right you get called a huge pussy and a what blah blah blah blah blah. So why is it and this is where I don't get having balls versus calling somebody a pussy. You know, that's, that describe something that's weak, okay? But John has can give birth to children. There's nothing weak about that. And when I hear women calling another woman a Pussy because she won't do it or blah blah blah. I'm like, how fucking degrading to your own sex? and when I hear a man use that term I'm like you're a sexist dude straight up I could term chicken shit and this whole having balls oh I got big balls kind of expression like it's so fucking having balls oh I got big balls kind of expression, like it's so fucking stupid Considering what how sensitive the balls are if you get kicked in the balls you drop So I don't know, but that's just my opinion People always telling you gross and balls you pussy. Shit like that. It's annoying. A dankass sandwich and gender equality. Now the only reason I didn't give the name of the person who posted that link is because she's entitled to her opinion. 44 second burst in a 34 second burst and we are golden no but the reason I didn't name drop her her her name on this video is because she's a female she's allowed to think like that. Oh man, this printer looks so good. You don't even know. Oh man, this printer looks so good. You don't even know. Hold on a second. Just to make it a little less messy when I pick it up will drink some of the grease off that plate. Ew, it's such a typical male. Look at that disgusting swap of a sandwich. And then we'll move back to that stupid static again. Right there, just like that. Oh look at that, that looks beautiful didn't it? Yes it do. Is there a way to pick this up without… Oh! Ha! I had to pick it up and flip it over. This is one hot sandwich people. I don't let the cool on for a second. E-yutifully No, but I'm wearing of that crap. This men and women comparing themselves to each other when the two involved are two completely different people. Like seriously, how can you compare yourself to someone else when you are in fact a different person? someone else when you are in fact a different person. You can't. to is what I'm getting at. You will take as burger dance. And that's probably the only thing I would have done differently with the bacon smore's cheeseburger. Was put the brown sugar on the bacon afterwards Because it made it a little bit crispier and kind of burnt it didn't taste bad, but it still you know Yeah I mean like add the brown sugar on I like the very last minute as you're flipping it, you know, so that way it doesn't get burnt on there but yeah Yeah. Some people would be like, well, then just get bacon with brown sugar already in it. Yeah, but that's thick cut. Thick cut bacon is where it's at. I mean that's just the thing about being a human being is you're going to stumble across some Facebook post and someone making the most obnoxious comment on some stupid meme you know like I find the whole idea of grow a pair of balls to be offensive you know because sometimes having balls ain't exactly fun. Speaking from a man's perspective. One kick and bent over like, oh fuck. I find the concept of don't be a pussy and grow some balls to be offensive because it's negative towards women and it's negative towards men. Okay this sandwich has cooled off enough. I can pick it up without burning the shit out of my hand. Yeah. We got the bacon, the mozula cheese, the bananas, the chocolate spread, and a little bit of brown sugar on just for sweetness. Oh, dude. That's so good the burger is, yo. It's literally dripping grease down my hand. Oh, man. I like a messy burger, but, God damn. Try to eat this without making a humongous mess. Oh dude, holy shit dude. This burger is bomb diggy. The bananas, the peanut butter, the chocolate, the bacon, the mozzarella cheese. Mmm, and just that hint of brown sugar. Oh yeah, this burger is working. Oh, you too. Am I glad I can cook my own food? Am I glad I can cook my own food? Because, um… Oh, man. Like cross-section right there., of course is upside down. There we go. There's the back of it. This has got good flavor. I'm Oh man, y'all this burger is super dank, y'all. Yall this burger is super dank, y'all. I can dig it. The chocolate, the peanut butter, the bananas, the mozzarella cheese definitely works with the chocolate. With the Hershey's chocolate spread. Yeah, the chocolate peanut butter burger definitely gets the Gothic King Cobra seal of approval. Oh man. Ooh, I haven't eaten all day. Really hardly anything and yeah this is definitely doing it. The simple things in life, that burger, phenomenal. I'll. If women are taught, it's all men's fault. They're all just pigs. That's not fair for men at all, you too. You know? And that kind of negative thinking also impacts women to some degree. You know? I'm not saying all women are like this, but what I am saying is that could potentially make it harder for women to date too. Because of the whole… Mm. Their whole life, if they're top, Man, or just this, man, that, that, that, you know. It can, you know what I'm saying? And there might be some woman who'd be like, well that's not what I'm into, okay, well what the fuck ever, I don't care what you're in due, that's your life, not mine. so quick and on the defensive to point out why we men are just so disgusting and you know rather than take time to get to know someone they just assume Oh, we… That Cherokee pipe tobacco is harsh, but I love it. Oh, yeah! There we go. Big old bag for $15. You can't go along with that. That beat sticking out of a fucking ashtray, to be honest. Yeah, you can't go wrong with that. That beats digging out of a fucking ass trade to be honest. Yeah, you know, I'm gonna roll a cigarette. Whoa. Now when I make these videos, it's not to hate or discriminate or chastise men and women, it's to make them think, to help men and women relate to one another. Because at some point you'd ask yourself, aren't you tired of all the fighting and all the bullshit and all the drama? At some point you'd ask yourself, are you tired of all the drama or the bullshit and all the drama. At some point you're to ask yourself are you tired of all the drama or the bullshit? Well 95 to 98% of it can be avoided if people just learned to be a bit more understanding. Believe me, you're preaching to the choir. Okay. I think the fact that men and women get treated differently is complete bullshit. And there's no excuse for it, YouTube. There really isn't. I mean, what's your excuse for treating women differently because they got boobs? Fuck you. I mean what's next? Women everywhere saying we want to be called girls because the word female and the word woman has the word man and male in it and we don't like males. Seriously with the way you know. With the way you say girls. With the way some of these women act, you'd swear to God that's their next plan. And I'm like, you know, the people who founded the place, I'm pretty sure weren't trying to be sexist. They were just, yeah. But, some of you might be like, Mr. Saunders, that was too far. And I'm like, hmm. right here, yeah. At the window open. Get down to nitty and gritty. I'm awful equal rights for both sexes but at some point when does it go too far? You know. Well anyways, our last Pipethonts video uploaded, which is good. That burger was dank. And, um, well, thank you all for watching and I'll catch you cool cobras on the flip side.